Two Snaps Up and a Twist to lose weight

[00:00:00] Speaker A: The views and opinions expressed by the. [00:00:01] Speaker B: No nonsense show and its host do not necessarily reflect views consistent with political correctness or the rare Sonics podcast network. So to get the show started right, we want to wish any officers of the sensitivity police a heartfelt fuck you. I find it odd that just based off the topic notes, not even what the topics are about, but just the submission of the topic. So, listeners, what you don't realize is prior to our show, we all throw ideas for topics in the room for us to decide on what we're gonna use for each show. The first one happened to have struck a chord with friends, Reggie. [00:00:34] Speaker C: I was like, oh, a chord? [00:00:35] Speaker B: Well, I mean, you. [00:00:36] Speaker D: No, definitely was something. [00:00:39] Speaker B: It struck something, right? [00:00:41] Speaker D: Something got struck. [00:00:43] Speaker C: I read it. I was like, that don't make sense. [00:00:44] Speaker B: It doesn't make sense. [00:00:45] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:00:45] Speaker B: Is that what you've read? Yeah, what does it make? Okay, hold on a second. We'll get to it. 1 second first, let's introduce our guest. Welcome back, Rio. [00:00:52] Speaker D: Yeah, what up? [00:00:54] Speaker A: You ain't no clap sound nothing for your boy. [00:00:56] Speaker B: I do got my cheers or something. Let me see what I can find. [00:00:58] Speaker A: I need some ladies voices though. [00:00:59] Speaker B: Let me see what I can find here. [00:01:00] Speaker A: Made me feel like, you know, I'm one of them. [00:01:03] Speaker C: Oh, wow. [00:01:04] Speaker D: I should have known. [00:01:05] Speaker B: Does that work for you? [00:01:06] Speaker A: I should have known. [00:01:07] Speaker B: That doesn't work. [00:01:08] Speaker A: Should have. No. [00:01:09] Speaker B: Say something smart. [00:01:11] Speaker A: Two plus two equal one. [00:01:17] Speaker B: Yeah. Okay, enough of that shit, right? I hate sound effects. [00:01:20] Speaker D: I'm trying to. I'm trying to see where he got these shoes with no laces at though. Ah, slip ons. [00:01:25] Speaker A: Well, I made them slip ons, but they did have. No, they had laces. [00:01:28] Speaker D: I took them off. [00:01:29] Speaker A: Okay. [00:01:29] Speaker D: Would you give those teamu. [00:01:47] Speaker C: You are. [00:01:48] Speaker D: Listening to the no nonsense show. [00:01:50] Speaker A: 10% less bullshit than any other podcast, guaranteed. I don't know what that is. I got them off instagram. Instagram be having those little sites where people. [00:02:02] Speaker D: They comfortable. They look comfortable. [00:02:03] Speaker A: Oh, they comfy? Comfy. I wouldn't work out on these bad boys though, I'll tell you that much. [00:02:07] Speaker C: Why I feel like that's what they made for, right? [00:02:09] Speaker A: No, no, these. [00:02:12] Speaker D: That's just for style, right? [00:02:13] Speaker C: Okay. Okay. You don't really got the real support to bounce none. [00:02:18] Speaker A: So thanks for having me back, guys. Appreciate it. [00:02:20] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. Glad to have you. Sure. You sound like you're not as cool this time, which is good already. You sound less cool, which is good. That's a good thing. [00:02:28] Speaker A: Damn. [00:02:29] Speaker B: You were so cool last time that it was hard to even hear you damn. No, no. [00:02:32] Speaker A: I had swag. [00:02:33] Speaker B: Y'all trying to tell me you less swag? Less swaggy. [00:02:36] Speaker D: It went all to your shoes. It's all in your soles. [00:02:42] Speaker B: Those are eccentric shoes, though. You do agree, right? Cause you're wearing, like, a basic gray t shirt. [00:02:47] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:02:47] Speaker B: Basic black sweat or joggers. And then some bright fucking fire truck red. [00:02:52] Speaker A: That's right. [00:02:53] Speaker B: Clifford the big red dog colored shoes. [00:02:56] Speaker D: With the bouncy bounce soles. Like they got the see through. Like they. You know me. [00:03:00] Speaker A: It's like I wanted the feet to stand out. You know what I'm saying? [00:03:04] Speaker D: Okay. [00:03:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:03:05] Speaker D: Let them see that size, huh? Like twelve in a bitch. [00:03:10] Speaker B: Okay. [00:03:13] Speaker A: We have already started. [00:03:16] Speaker B: And it leads us right down the right direction to go to. Because what was so odd was the very first topic was gay exercises. That's all was put in the topic room. French. Reggie decided to be the person to speak out about it. So why french? It seems very simple. The idea seems gay exercises. What does that mean to you? [00:03:36] Speaker C: Because as somebody that works out, I can understand some workout positions could make you look gay, but because it's. [00:03:43] Speaker D: Which one can I. I'm sorry. [00:03:45] Speaker B: I'm gonna ask that next. I was letting him finish his sentence first, though. [00:03:48] Speaker D: I'm sorry, but I get triggered because. [00:03:50] Speaker C: You'Re working out in that setting. There's no way for it to be gay. Cause it doesn't involve another man or there's no sexual act. So it just. So I didn't understand. So I was thinking, is it exercises that only gay guys. [00:04:03] Speaker B: Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. Limp wrist, right? You ever seen somebody with limp wrist? What's your first idea about that? [00:04:09] Speaker D: Man? [00:04:10] Speaker B: If he has a limp wrist? [00:04:10] Speaker D: Yeah, but that has. [00:04:11] Speaker B: He's not doing nothing with a man, though. His wrist is. [00:04:14] Speaker C: Yeah, but that's a sign to let other men know. [00:04:18] Speaker B: I agree. This is what I'm talking about with these exercises, bro. [00:04:21] Speaker C: But if somebody's doing a deadlift and he's holding the deadlift. So because he's holding the deadlift, his butt is sticking out, does that means he's doing a gay exercise? [00:04:29] Speaker B: Okay, you want another level? Cause that wasn't even a gay exercise. You were reading gay into shit. That's. That's not supposed to be gay. [00:04:35] Speaker D: And he's defending gay without it. Like. [00:04:37] Speaker B: Like, how many dudes have you looked at bend over and do deadlifts to. [00:04:41] Speaker C: Where you're like, I'm just. [00:04:43] Speaker D: What's the number? [00:04:44] Speaker B: What's the angle. What's the angle of entry? What? How far down in the deadlift does he have to be for the entry point? What's that? [00:04:49] Speaker C: What's the good one two to the booze? [00:04:51] Speaker B: 73 degrees. [00:04:52] Speaker C: I don't know, man. I'm playing geometry. All I know is you could kind of look gay when you're doing. When you're holding the deadlift. [00:04:58] Speaker B: That's who could look. I couldn't. [00:05:00] Speaker C: Whoever's doing the deadlift. I'm not just saying doing the deadlift. Going up and down. [00:05:05] Speaker B: Stand by. Standby. [00:05:05] Speaker D: Hold him. [00:05:06] Speaker C: Hold. [00:05:07] Speaker B: Have you ever done deadlifts? [00:05:09] Speaker D: I don't think so. [00:05:10] Speaker B: Okay, Rio, I'm sure you've done deadlines. [00:05:12] Speaker A: Oh, hell yeah. [00:05:12] Speaker B: Ass have I. Have you ever felt gay again? Hold on. Second guessed yourself. Never. [00:05:18] Speaker A: Not once did you ever, like, I. [00:05:19] Speaker B: Shouldn'T have wore these short shorts. [00:05:21] Speaker A: Never. [00:05:21] Speaker D: Not once do you think that the niggas around you are like, mmm. [00:05:26] Speaker B: Right. Never. [00:05:27] Speaker C: Never. [00:05:28] Speaker A: Not once. [00:05:28] Speaker B: See, that could happen. And you not be doing something gay, that's not on you. [00:05:31] Speaker D: Right? [00:05:31] Speaker B: But if you feel. [00:05:33] Speaker C: I never said you feel. [00:05:34] Speaker B: When you do a deadlift, you said you called out deadlift. [00:05:38] Speaker C: Cause you said the little flick of the hand thing is when you. [00:05:40] Speaker B: Well, no flick of the hand is shooting a basketball. I'm talking about the limp. [00:05:43] Speaker C: Limp wrist. [00:05:44] Speaker B: No muscles anymore. [00:05:45] Speaker C: When you mentioned the limp wrist, he was like, oh, yeah. That you identified as gay. So I was just thinking about if you. [00:05:50] Speaker B: We both agreed that we identified that as gross. [00:05:52] Speaker C: So I used the deadlift example because exercise. So I'm thinking, what? Exercise is gay? [00:05:57] Speaker B: Maybe the problem here is that we didn't give you enough of a sample base. So give us another exercise you think is gay. And then that way we can. Maybe we can, like, try and get, like, bench presses. [00:06:07] Speaker C: No. [00:06:08] Speaker B: Cause, like, if you hold it at the bottom, that's almost like. That's almost like let a dude do a split on. [00:06:12] Speaker D: I'm talking squats. [00:06:15] Speaker B: Give me another gay exercise. [00:06:17] Speaker C: When you doing the hip abduction. [00:06:18] Speaker B: Here we go. Now we're talking. He's waiting on you. This is the only game I was talking about. Any exercise where you get on it and you put your legs in something and you either push out or pull in. Gay dude. And I know this because every time I go to La fitness, it's always the biggest brawlick, purple, panty wearing ass nigga doing this exercise every single fucking time. That's how you know that's a gay exercise. Because everybody does bench press. Everybody does the cable cross, everybody does the biceps. Everybody does triceps. Everybody does shoulder press, leg press, squats, all that. Gay dudes like squats too. But that's not the one. That is. Every time I'm there, it's a purple panty wearing nigga. [00:07:00] Speaker C: They'd be doing the hip and Duffy. [00:07:02] Speaker B: Either the outies or the innies. [00:07:03] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:07:04] Speaker D: So french. I mean. Cause that's. This is your area of expertise. I mean, just the athletic part, not the gay part. And so what does that. [00:07:13] Speaker B: He knows quite a few gay people. [00:07:15] Speaker D: I know, but you might. [00:07:17] Speaker B: He's even escorted a few gay people out of the clock. [00:07:19] Speaker D: He might be the gay expert. He's definitely the gay expert on the show. [00:07:22] Speaker B: So what are we talking about? He's both. [00:07:23] Speaker D: So you're both. What are you. What is that working? Like, what? [00:07:26] Speaker C: Your hips and your inner thighs. And then if you're out the back, your posterior. Yeah, posterior. [00:07:32] Speaker D: What. I mean, like, you pointing in that muscle. [00:07:35] Speaker B: What the fuck kind of genius are you? What kind of expert. How are you a subject matter expert? Talking about that. That one. [00:07:40] Speaker D: That muscle, the one in the back. Was it the quad? [00:07:42] Speaker B: He has no idea. [00:07:43] Speaker C: Okay? [00:07:43] Speaker B: He has no idea. [00:07:44] Speaker D: I'm just trying to help the listeners out. [00:07:45] Speaker C: Cause you point and then your hips too. It's a good. It's a good workout, but you don't have to. [00:07:48] Speaker D: You do it. [00:07:49] Speaker C: Nah, come on. [00:07:50] Speaker B: Why don't you do it, French? [00:07:52] Speaker D: Not lately. [00:07:52] Speaker C: You said it just. It does feel awkward when you do it as a guy. [00:07:56] Speaker B: What does it feel like? What do you compare it to? [00:07:58] Speaker C: Like, a girl? Open up their leg. [00:08:00] Speaker D: What? [00:08:00] Speaker C: Like a girl? If she was. [00:08:01] Speaker B: I never felt like that doing it. What the fuck? French. [00:08:04] Speaker D: No. It's weird. [00:08:05] Speaker B: You've never done exercise. [00:08:06] Speaker D: I've never felt like a girl. [00:08:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:08:07] Speaker D: So let's just be clear. Nothing I've ever done has made me feel like a girl in any way. [00:08:15] Speaker C: I think it's thinking things too little. All I'm saying is it feels. It doesn't feel masculine at all when you. [00:08:21] Speaker B: No, it doesn't. [00:08:22] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:08:23] Speaker B: And then that is also. That is also expanded on by the purple pennywear. Nigga, why can't gay dudes wear regular workout clothes? [00:08:31] Speaker C: So it's like they're sagging and you see a purple box. [00:08:34] Speaker B: They're sagging. No, I'm talking about. [00:08:36] Speaker D: Right, like the Spanish. [00:08:38] Speaker B: And the short is shorter than your shorts, believe it or not. Like where. Where normal. Like, normally where your crotch is. Their shorts are like, maybe one inch below that. [00:08:49] Speaker A: All right, but y'all remember, though, bodybuilders back in the day, y'all know? Cause they wanted to see the striations in their muscles. [00:08:54] Speaker B: The what? [00:08:55] Speaker D: Striations? [00:08:56] Speaker A: Striations. The who and what he was talking about are adductors and abductors. Okay? That's the technical term for the muscle group that he's talking about. And it's not the quads nor the hamstrings. But let's get straight to the point. [00:09:08] Speaker B: First of all. First of all, Rio, we already knew this. Rio is the expert on physical fitness now, but French Reggie is just the expert on gaining. [00:09:14] Speaker D: Right, right. Let's be clear. [00:09:18] Speaker A: I didn't say that. [00:09:19] Speaker B: French. [00:09:20] Speaker C: I don't think I could be an expert on gay. I think a gay person. It's like saying you're a connoisseur, but you don't drink wine. [00:09:26] Speaker B: Nah, they're people who know stuff about things that don't do it. How could you be. How could you, like, study space if you've never been there? Come on. [00:09:34] Speaker D: Jeff Van Gundy never played hoop. [00:09:36] Speaker B: Yes, he did. Yes, he did, Jeff. [00:09:38] Speaker D: Yeah, the little nigga. [00:09:39] Speaker B: Yeah, he played for college. [00:09:40] Speaker A: He did, did he? [00:09:41] Speaker B: Yeah. He wasn't good, though. He said it himself. Yeah, I wasn't any good. [00:09:44] Speaker D: What about the fat Van Gundy? [00:09:46] Speaker C: He got handles, though. [00:09:48] Speaker B: How do you know that? You saw him play? [00:09:49] Speaker C: I saw him dribble the ball. [00:09:50] Speaker B: Okay. [00:09:52] Speaker D: Yeah, that's not gonna work. Like they did that shit on a McDonald's. [00:09:55] Speaker B: So, obviously, if you remember listeners, Rio used to physical. Physical train or personal train people. So he. He has, you know, celebrities under his belt that he's had to know these things for. So I knew he knew. However, it's still a gay exercise. We've talked about this off. [00:10:11] Speaker A: Yeah, we have. [00:10:12] Speaker D: That's why he said the two words that sounded exactly like. But I know they were different. [00:10:15] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:15] Speaker D: So abductors and some other doctor. [00:10:17] Speaker A: Adductor. [00:10:18] Speaker D: Adductor. And Ab. So it's the B and a D. Yeah, exactly. [00:10:21] Speaker C: Is it still a gay exercise if you're doing a. If you put the resistance band and you just doing all those little. [00:10:28] Speaker D: Those little scars, that's not the girls. [00:10:30] Speaker C: Cause I do that. That's not. [00:10:31] Speaker B: Why are you mad? [00:10:32] Speaker D: Cause he does that. Cause I do this. [00:10:36] Speaker C: That's what I do. Instead of the machine. [00:10:39] Speaker B: Sorry. [00:10:39] Speaker C: I'm doing the resistant bands, and I just go across back. [00:10:42] Speaker B: Yeah. So when your dude grabs your legs and pushes them down, it don't really hurt. Right. [00:10:47] Speaker C: That never happens. [00:10:48] Speaker B: Exactly. Cause you're in shape. It never happens. Cause it never hurts because you're in your. [00:10:51] Speaker C: Dude never did that to me. [00:10:52] Speaker D: So. So wait a minute. So how many girls are right next to you doing the same exercise? All of them. Right? Like, I mean, like, there's only girls doing the same shit, though, right? [00:11:00] Speaker B: Do you do the exercise where you get on all fours and you look at the floor and then you put your spine up like a cat and then put it all the way down in the middle and then all the way up? [00:11:08] Speaker C: No. [00:11:09] Speaker D: What about that one where you put the crossbar across your hips and you just kind of doing hip thrust? [00:11:16] Speaker C: I've done that. I've done that. [00:11:18] Speaker B: Okay. [00:11:18] Speaker C: Yeah, that's a good. You kind of. That's a good workout, though, for your hips. [00:11:22] Speaker B: Oh, good, good. [00:11:23] Speaker C: Kind of have to do that. [00:11:24] Speaker B: What do you use in your hips? [00:11:24] Speaker D: Kind of have to do it. [00:11:25] Speaker B: What are you using your hips for again? Remind me. [00:11:27] Speaker C: Um, just stability for over. For overall health. [00:11:30] Speaker D: Okay, there it is. [00:11:32] Speaker B: So gay people. Gay people are healthier. [00:11:35] Speaker C: They actually are saying, well, they got. They got that shit now. [00:11:41] Speaker B: They saying case, like that. You saw that case, DJ case lay died from AIDS. That's why he said it was all these. He just died, like, this year. [00:11:50] Speaker D: Didn't. They didn't have insurance. [00:11:51] Speaker B: I don't know. Maybe the radio station wasn't doing that kind of thing. [00:11:54] Speaker D: Yeah, because I feel like, again, like there's. There's cures for this here, right? Unless, I guess you get too far. [00:11:58] Speaker C: No, not cures. Now, don't say that. [00:11:59] Speaker D: It's cures, bro. [00:12:00] Speaker B: It's undetectable. [00:12:01] Speaker C: Undetectable. That would mean cure. [00:12:02] Speaker B: What was that? [00:12:03] Speaker D: What was that? [00:12:04] Speaker C: Undict. [00:12:05] Speaker D: Say it again. Say it again. [00:12:08] Speaker B: It's like, quarterback, this is like, fucking say. If you don't say. If you can't say it, you're gay. [00:12:14] Speaker D: All the pressure. The pressure. Please say it regular. [00:12:19] Speaker B: Don't nobody else say the word. Cause he's gonna mimic you. Don't say the word. What is it, French? [00:12:24] Speaker C: I gotta stop laughing. [00:12:25] Speaker D: No, you gotta say that word, bro. [00:12:30] Speaker A: Oh, man, y'all are awesome. [00:12:32] Speaker D: What's the level? [00:12:33] Speaker C: Undetectable. [00:12:36] Speaker B: It still sounded funny somehow, but he got. [00:12:38] Speaker D: Hey, he got enough to be straight, at least. Bi. [00:12:42] Speaker B: He's bi. Undetectable is definitely bi. [00:12:47] Speaker A: Hey, y'all remember, okay, since we are on this gay topic, okay, y'all remember when they were saying, like, cats who check their nails, how they. How they check their nails or determine if they gay? [00:12:57] Speaker B: You talking about like metrosexual or. [00:12:58] Speaker A: What do you mean? Like. Like so, like, if you ask a regular dude how you check your nails, right? Like the cat. [00:13:04] Speaker B: How do you check your nails? How do you check your nails? French. [00:13:06] Speaker C: Yeah, something like that. [00:13:07] Speaker B: Okay, so I guess. There you go. That's the game. That's right. Yeah, that's the gay. [00:13:14] Speaker C: That's kind of weird. [00:13:20] Speaker D: What are the two options? Right? Like Isdev like this or like this? Right? Like, how do you look at them? [00:13:24] Speaker B: Well, it's really gay. If you put your hand on a dick and look at your nails, that's super gay. Wait, who. Okay, so look, here's the question I have for you guys. Cause Rio never heard of this. [00:13:36] Speaker D: Okay. [00:13:36] Speaker B: What did they used to say doing lower body exercises did negatively to you? Does anybody ever hear this besides me? [00:13:43] Speaker C: No. Never heard of that. [00:13:44] Speaker B: You never heard that doing lower body exercises made your dick smaller? [00:13:47] Speaker D: Nah, that was steroids, right? That's on the steroids too. [00:13:50] Speaker B: But we were all terrified in Atlanta. We were all terrified of doing any leg exercise because that definitely shrunk your day. [00:13:56] Speaker A: So you just gonna say everybody in Atlanta, like, not at your, what high. [00:13:59] Speaker B: School you go to Grady High school. [00:14:01] Speaker A: So you just can't say Grady like. Cause maybe you're just the cat's at Grady. [00:14:04] Speaker D: This is out there, huh? [00:14:06] Speaker B: This is something everybody knew was a motherfucking fact. [00:14:09] Speaker C: It was not a fact. [00:14:10] Speaker D: Skip leg day, we knew it. Fuck leg day. [00:14:12] Speaker C: So that's why niggas with no leg, no calf muscles. [00:14:14] Speaker B: That's how we were all big in the top and literally the bottom. Back in the day, we all were. Because. No, I'm what I've never heard. You're gonna put your knees by your ears and then push forward. No, nigga. No, I'm not doing that. Another gay exercise. There's another one, though, that I. That I also. We didn't talk about the one where you lay on your fucking tummy and I said tummy, because it's gay. You lay on your tummy and then you wrap your calves around that thing and you pull, you pull the calves up behind you. So like, it's doing the leg curl, but you're laying on your fucking tummy. [00:14:40] Speaker D: It's the reverse leg curl. [00:14:41] Speaker A: That lion leg curl is that. [00:14:42] Speaker B: Is that guy. Can we give that. Can we give that a. So two snaps in a pot. [00:14:47] Speaker C: So you and your tummy, you laying. [00:14:48] Speaker D: Down, you get on the machine. It's the same thing as your curl. But then he's got the other bar. [00:14:55] Speaker B: That's two snaps and a zigzag. [00:14:57] Speaker D: That's your hammies, bro. You got to get your hammies, right? [00:14:59] Speaker B: No, nigga. [00:15:01] Speaker A: According to him, anything lower body made a zig small. [00:15:03] Speaker B: Just go walk. [00:15:04] Speaker D: No, but I mean, you can't walk, right? [00:15:07] Speaker B: Walk in lunges. You're telling me if you did, if you walk for 5 miles, all lunges, you'll be the strongest leg nigga you've ever met. You will kick somebody and kill him. [00:15:20] Speaker C: A five mile lunge is crazy. [00:15:24] Speaker B: You will jump on top of buildings like, three stories. Is nothing to you, my nigga. [00:15:28] Speaker A: So how did y'all get fast and tracking shit back in the day if y'all didn't do no leg activities? [00:15:33] Speaker B: I'm trying to stay naturally fast now, here. [00:15:35] Speaker C: Yeah, they just ran. I guess you got to run from. [00:15:37] Speaker B: The police, from the slave master, right? [00:15:38] Speaker D: I was like, that's in bread. Like that. You know we've been running for hundreds of years. [00:15:45] Speaker B: Right? Like, that's what I'm saying. Like that. [00:15:47] Speaker A: Like these boys. I mean. I mean, how'd y'all get so strong? Y'all never did lower body. [00:15:52] Speaker D: Hey, listen to football. [00:15:53] Speaker B: Locker room niggas gay. [00:15:55] Speaker D: But like, Herschel said, all his shit was no weights. Like, yeah, he did something for them legs. [00:16:03] Speaker B: A thousand push ups a day, and. [00:16:07] Speaker A: We still say he did lower body. [00:16:08] Speaker B: Yeah, but that's him and his body and the air. You're talking about getting on a machine and simulating how a girl gets fucked. Like, what? [00:16:16] Speaker D: No, she don't. Girl don't fuck with her with her legs, bro. [00:16:20] Speaker B: When you're laying on your tummy to do that exercise, you got to toot your booty up every time when you get into the curl position. Tell me I'm lying. [00:16:26] Speaker A: No, you're supposed to keep your hips down. [00:16:28] Speaker B: Yeah, but you can't keep them all the way down. They're going to move up a little bit. You're going to toot your booty up. [00:16:32] Speaker D: What I feel like is, obviously you tried it, and you was like, nah, I don't like this. [00:16:35] Speaker B: Immediately. I knew, though, you guys are still on the fence. Y'all in the closet. I'm done. I'm out this motherfucker. Y'all can have those. [00:16:41] Speaker C: I don't like that exercise. Cause that's how I get a Charlie horse sometimes. [00:16:43] Speaker B: And why is it called Charlie Horse? You know what I'm saying? It's gay. Why is it called. Why can it be a Charlene horse? [00:16:50] Speaker A: Well, you get Charlie horse in your cab, my nigga. [00:16:51] Speaker B: Like, who does? I don't. [00:16:53] Speaker D: That's like, we just calling it a cramp, my nigga. How about that? We're just gonna call that shit a cramp, man. [00:16:56] Speaker B: If you start to get it, just point your toe towards your knee and you won't get it. That's how real niggas do it. Y'all get Charlie horses. Real niggas, gay niggas get Charlie horses. [00:17:04] Speaker D: I always thought of Charlie horses when a nigga punched you. [00:17:06] Speaker B: No, Charlie horse is where you're. You get a cramp in your muscle and then it moves and they get. [00:17:11] Speaker D: Punched you in it, knotted up or something. [00:17:13] Speaker B: That's a frog, right? [00:17:14] Speaker A: That's a frogger. Whatever. They frog leaps, like. [00:17:17] Speaker B: But anyway, all that shit is gay, though. If you let your body get a Charlie horse, you gay. [00:17:22] Speaker A: It's a lot of fun, a lot of homophobicness going on. [00:17:24] Speaker D: Right? And so french fringe, you started this off saying that as long as there's no gayness, like, no other dude involved, it's straight. Right? [00:17:33] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:17:35] Speaker D: What if you stick in a, like. Yeah. Your girl's hairbrush in your ass. [00:17:40] Speaker B: But. [00:17:41] Speaker D: She not there, though, you know, I. [00:17:42] Speaker C: Mean, like, I mean, what? Yeah. I feel like if you're doing that, you. You might. [00:17:46] Speaker D: You. [00:17:47] Speaker C: You might be desiring some gay activity, for sure. [00:17:49] Speaker D: Okay. But there's no other dude there. [00:17:51] Speaker B: I'm just trying to attract it. You're sexually attracted to a hairbrush? [00:17:54] Speaker C: No. [00:17:56] Speaker D: Sexually attracted? [00:17:57] Speaker B: I don't know what y'all talking about. Right? [00:17:58] Speaker D: I don't know. [00:17:59] Speaker B: Right. That example was. [00:18:00] Speaker D: I don't know if you. [00:18:02] Speaker B: So many things that you could opt to put inside of you besides a hairbrush. [00:18:06] Speaker D: So. No, I was watching. I was watching serpent. Serpent queen and what? Yeah, the serpent queen. [00:18:13] Speaker B: And watch that. Besides, what is that? [00:18:15] Speaker D: Me? It's a show on fucking stars. And she said, motherfucker, like, can I. [00:18:20] Speaker B: Ask you a question? [00:18:20] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:18:21] Speaker B: These movies and shows that you watch, are you being recommended these by the app or are you saying, you know what, serpents queen? Like some shit that I arrived with. [00:18:30] Speaker D: Nah. So what it is, is I subscribe to stars and HBO and all this shit. So when I go to prime, I go to live tv and all this shit is on, right? Like, so these are the channels that are what they show. And like, if you had cable, right? Like, so all the HBO channels that are playing right now, live, this is what's on. And that's what beyond. Or they show an advertisement for it, like, in between. [00:18:50] Speaker B: And you serving queen, like, current times or is it back in the day? [00:18:54] Speaker D: No, it's. It's like the queen of England. Like, it's probably like the 17 hundreds. [00:18:58] Speaker B: Okay. [00:18:58] Speaker D: Yeah, it's. It's like the queen of France is where she is. [00:19:01] Speaker B: So you went from Bridgerton to the servante? [00:19:03] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:19:04] Speaker B: Are you done with Bridgerton? [00:19:05] Speaker D: Bridgerton's over. Yeah. [00:19:06] Speaker B: Okay. [00:19:06] Speaker D: Yeah. Season three was the last one. [00:19:07] Speaker A: I was Bridgerton. [00:19:08] Speaker D: It ended all right. I didn't like to end in it, but me and the Indians are never really that great. I mean, Indians. It seemed like a lot of times people just feel like they don't. They run out of ideas. [00:19:19] Speaker A: I can't watch Bridgerton because of the name. [00:19:21] Speaker D: Why? What's wrong with that sound? [00:19:22] Speaker A: They go gay to me. [00:19:23] Speaker D: Bridgerton? [00:19:23] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:19:24] Speaker D: Well, what's gay about. [00:19:26] Speaker A: It just seemed like it was. [00:19:27] Speaker B: Now you on the right wave, Lynn. I decided to make it. You make an executive decision to call something gay, and that's just what it is. [00:19:32] Speaker A: I'm saying, like. Yeah, like, it just seemed like every time people name it, I was just. [00:19:37] Speaker B: Gonna say, men shouldn't watch soap operas. That's what I was gonna say. But Mac says, fuck that, I wanna watch soap operas. [00:19:42] Speaker D: It's Bridget. [00:19:43] Speaker A: Soap opera. [00:19:43] Speaker D: No, it's a series. [00:19:44] Speaker B: No, Bridgerton is absolutely a soap opera. They just don't. There's just not a place for soap operas anymore. [00:19:48] Speaker A: No, it's not. [00:19:48] Speaker D: So what are you doing, man? You can't just be making up your own fucking. [00:19:52] Speaker C: Yeah, so what's the difference? When I think soap opera, I think of those shows in the non cable show. [00:19:57] Speaker D: This is a tv daytime series, that type of shit. [00:19:59] Speaker A: This is not soap operas like a drama. [00:20:02] Speaker B: Dynasty was a soap opera and it came on at night. So Dallas was a soap opera. [00:20:07] Speaker D: It still was a fucking. So, like you said, what's the name. [00:20:10] Speaker B: Of, like, all my children. [00:20:11] Speaker C: I think of all my children when I think of. So, pop. [00:20:13] Speaker B: Yeah, that's a series. Two. [00:20:15] Speaker D: General Hospital. [00:20:15] Speaker B: Is it in all my children? A series? [00:20:17] Speaker D: No, I don't think so. It's a soap opera. [00:20:18] Speaker B: There's episodes in a series, right. [00:20:20] Speaker D: It never ends, though. A series is. [00:20:22] Speaker B: What do you mean? Guiding light don't come on anymore? It ended guiding light. Young and the restless is not still on, is it? [00:20:28] Speaker D: I don't know. Go speak on it, nigga. Like, act like you br. Smee. I don't know. [00:20:32] Speaker B: Er. [00:20:33] Speaker C: Was that a soap opera? Yes. Oh, shit. [00:20:35] Speaker D: Er. [00:20:36] Speaker C: So what's the difference between a show and a soap opera, then? [00:20:38] Speaker D: Cuz? Cuz he said, what's the. [00:20:41] Speaker B: Any time that you have. Okay, look, do this just look it up. Why are we even arguing? Just look it up. [00:20:45] Speaker A: I just thought soap operas. Cause a lot of women watched him, that's what. [00:20:48] Speaker B: Watch Bridgerton and fucking er. How many niggas, man, I gotta get on. [00:20:52] Speaker C: Check that, uh, John Stamos. [00:20:54] Speaker B: Hey, look, man, Dawson's Creek is on tonight, bro. [00:20:56] Speaker D: I gotta go. [00:20:57] Speaker A: Dawson's Creek. [00:20:57] Speaker B: I gotta go, bro. [00:20:58] Speaker D: Grey's anatomy. [00:20:59] Speaker B: I can't hang with y'all tonight, man. Yeah, Grey's anatomy's on, bro. I can't hang. That's a soap opera, bruh. Draw a drama. A drama is Hill Street Blue. [00:21:08] Speaker A: I saw those. [00:21:10] Speaker B: NCIS is a drama, right? That's a drama, right? Law and order is a drama, right? Dynasty in Dallas. Those are soap operas. They're just at night. Damn french cuz. [00:21:22] Speaker A: They don't like gossipy type shit. [00:21:23] Speaker C: So soap operas. These shows are known for their continuing stories. Permanent cast and sentimental or melodrama tone. [00:21:31] Speaker B: All that's in, in those shows you're talking. [00:21:33] Speaker D: No, they're not, Mister Krueger. No, they're not. [00:21:36] Speaker B: That's Mister Krueger. You know I'm not mister. [00:21:39] Speaker D: You are Mister Krueger right now. [00:21:40] Speaker B: You are dunning. [00:21:41] Speaker D: No, that's you. [00:21:45] Speaker A: What names are these? [00:21:46] Speaker B: Dunning Kruger is an effect where people. [00:21:49] Speaker A: Okay. [00:21:51] Speaker B: And I say that's bullshit because there's always somebody more intelligent than you saw. Is everybody dunning Kruger except the smartest nigga. [00:21:57] Speaker D: No, but see, what I'm saying is. [00:21:58] Speaker C: Stop. [00:21:59] Speaker D: Someone has not watched one episode of any of these motherfuckers. [00:22:02] Speaker B: No, but I know what it is. No, you don't. [00:22:03] Speaker D: How can you say you do? [00:22:04] Speaker B: Because I know who it's. Here's the thing, right? When it comes to marketing, that's like a virgin said. [00:22:08] Speaker D: I know what pussy is. Sure, you've heard of it. But you don't know what pussy is, nigga. [00:22:12] Speaker B: Yeah, you do. [00:22:13] Speaker D: No, you don't. [00:22:14] Speaker B: What do you mean? [00:22:14] Speaker D: If you a virgin, you ain't had no pussy. You don't know what you don't know. You know what pussy is? You can't speak on it intelligently, nigga. You can't tell a nigga that crazy. You can't tell a nigga that. Fucking hell, that could. Get the fuck outta here, nigga. That ain't getting no pussy. [00:22:30] Speaker B: Somebody that has masturbated and felt an. [00:22:32] Speaker D: Ejaculation, not gonna be it. [00:22:34] Speaker B: Somebody who has masturbated. You're not gonna let me finish? [00:22:35] Speaker D: Yeah, but it's not gonna be it. [00:22:36] Speaker B: Okay, I won't finish, then you're wrong and it's okay. [00:22:39] Speaker D: Go ahead, masturbate. Masturbate. Go masturbate away. [00:22:42] Speaker B: No, you stopped it. Premature. [00:22:45] Speaker A: He said, I don't wanna finish. [00:22:46] Speaker B: Premature. It's premature. [00:22:47] Speaker D: Cause you can't masturbating. You can't tell me if you masturbated. That's great. You still don't know nothing about pussy. [00:22:52] Speaker B: You're louder, you're not better. [00:22:54] Speaker D: You definitely am. [00:22:55] Speaker B: You do know about pussy. There are more things to observe about pussy than just the feel of it. My nigga, stop being stupid. There are so many senses involved. There's a smell, there's a feel, there's a taste. There's so many things involved in pussy. It's not just one thing. So it's not just putting your dick in it. And now you know what pussy is. You could put your dick in a hole and not know that that wasn't pussy. [00:23:15] Speaker D: But you don't know nothing about none of those glory holes. You're a virgin. [00:23:18] Speaker B: But if you put your dick in a glory hole and you hit something besides pussy, you wouldn't. You could have this. This whole time you could have been fucking something other than pussy and not known. [00:23:32] Speaker D: Yeah, you still. Right. So you're not going to be talking out of your neck. [00:23:36] Speaker B: No. [00:23:36] Speaker D: About pussy. [00:23:36] Speaker B: The reason why, you know, is all the other details that you can confirm. So a person who's never. [00:23:42] Speaker D: What other details on a glory hole? [00:23:44] Speaker B: No, no, I'm talking about the pussy. Now, if you've, if you've done everything but fuck the pussy. [00:23:48] Speaker D: Right? [00:23:49] Speaker B: Well, I was using that as an analogy. The glory hole is if you put your dick in a glory hole, you don't actually know what you're getting. So it's not just a feeling. Pussy is not just a feeling. Because I could put, you could put your dick in a glory hole and I could throw anything on that and you'd be like, uh, yeah, if it's your first time, you wouldn't know. [00:24:03] Speaker A: That's what his point is though. Exactly. [00:24:05] Speaker B: No, but that, but he would be no more. He would be no more knowing in knowledge of that than I would. [00:24:11] Speaker D: Yeah, you would. [00:24:11] Speaker B: No, because it's the other things that verify that it's a pussy. It's gotta have other things involved. It's not just the feeling. It's not just one thing. [00:24:18] Speaker D: So you're telling me I could go to a barbecue, digging and give you a beyond burger and you like, yeah, this is a burger. And you think you know about beef. You don't nigga. You know about beyond meat, nigga? [00:24:26] Speaker B: No, I don't. Because I've watched people cook beef my entire fucking life. [00:24:29] Speaker D: It doesn't matter, you know, vegetarian. [00:24:32] Speaker B: This is not just about the taste. Nothing is about just one thing. That's why we have six senses, maybe more if you're a spiritual. We have those senses for a reason. It's not just a feeling, it's not just a taste. It's all those things that make it a pussy. Otherwise, you'll end up like French and don't know what you want. [00:24:55] Speaker A: French is minding his own business research. [00:24:57] Speaker B: It ain't got nothing like conversation. Leave that boy alone. [00:25:02] Speaker A: So, wait, okay, so you saying that to homies point if you're a virgin? [00:25:08] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:25:10] Speaker B: Saying you don't know anything about pussy is ridiculous. That's reductive. And it does. It's not even honest. [00:25:14] Speaker A: Is that what you were saying? You don't know anything about. [00:25:16] Speaker D: I'm saying you don't know nothing about pussy. [00:25:18] Speaker B: You can't speak on it. [00:25:18] Speaker D: You can't. You can't tell me getting pussy. Like, you can't speak as an expert on pussy to me. [00:25:24] Speaker B: Have you ever been on a trip? [00:25:26] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:25:26] Speaker B: You've been on trips before, right? [00:25:27] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:25:28] Speaker B: You know what the pitfalls, the goods and the bads of a trip are, right? You don't necessarily have to go to Italy to say, oh, I don't really want to go to Italy. There may be something. Hold on, let me explain all the details that you've learned about going on trips. And then when you look at Italy and you learn things about Italy, you know, I'm gonna use what I learned about going to Greece, about whether or not I wanna go to Italy based off of everything but the fact that I've never been there. You can't just use the fact that you. That's like saying that basically our podcast should just, we just, I should hit record right now and stop recording. Because all the shit we talk about, most that shit we haven't done or said or whatever, we're just talking, giving our opinion about other things, but we're using our opinions of all the world around that surrounds us to triangulate what we're talking about. So we may not have to have the exact thing that we're talking about, but that's silly to say. You can't even talk on pussy if you've never fucked a pussy. [00:26:19] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:26:19] Speaker B: So women can talk on pussy, never fucked up. [00:26:22] Speaker D: Be prior to me ever having some women. [00:26:28] Speaker A: Most of them have at some point, there you have it. [00:26:31] Speaker D: So when I was growing up, I had looked at. Before I ever had pussy, I had looked at Penthouse Playboy. I had seen it, I had it on it. None of that prepared me for the actual fucking experience of pussy. [00:26:44] Speaker B: Your fault. [00:26:47] Speaker D: It's not a fault. [00:26:48] Speaker B: It is. [00:26:48] Speaker D: There's no way that it can. It's a fucking 2d versus fucking 3d. [00:26:52] Speaker A: So you said your mind was blown away in 3d. [00:26:56] Speaker D: Are you didn't have no scratch and sniff playboys out here? Nigga? Like there was some difference, right? [00:27:00] Speaker B: There was no. You're saying what I'm saying. There are more than one element. It's not just seeing it. You have to touch it. You have to feel it, smell it, fuck it. What I'm saying is saying to someone who's. [00:27:09] Speaker D: You just said what I said, and you just co opted my opinion. [00:27:12] Speaker B: No, I did not. Because I'm telling you that you don't have to actually fuck it to have an opinion about it, to be able. [00:27:16] Speaker D: To say, to be acknowledged. [00:27:17] Speaker B: That's bullshit. I got every other knowledge. The taste, touch, smell, whatever. [00:27:21] Speaker D: Oh, you got taste and touch if you ain't fucking, who said? [00:27:23] Speaker B: Because you don't have to fuck just cause you're with a girl. A rambunctious ass, Manish flow, yummy finger. [00:27:28] Speaker D: Oh, so now you licking pussy, but you ain't had. Y'all think is eating pussy ain't fucking? [00:27:33] Speaker B: So you're telling me. [00:27:41] Speaker D: No, I got. I don't know anybody who's ever ate a pussy that didn't put a dicky in Africa. That's foreplay. What are we doing? [00:27:47] Speaker B: Right? You're right. [00:27:48] Speaker D: So, okay, I guess. So that's what you're doing. [00:27:52] Speaker C: That happened to me before. Yeah, I've ate the pussy, but did not fuck. Did I end up fucking? [00:27:55] Speaker D: Was that. [00:27:55] Speaker C: Yes, but, yeah, that was okay. I ate the pussy, but did not fuck. [00:27:59] Speaker D: Please enlighten me. Why not? [00:28:01] Speaker C: Because we were, like, 15, and she probably wasn't ready to lose. I don't know. She. [00:28:05] Speaker B: No, no. That she supposed to fuck. Nigga, if you saw her pussy, if you ate, you supposed to fuck that. [00:28:10] Speaker C: She just wasn't ready for fuck. [00:28:11] Speaker B: What the fuck you talking about, man? You canceled. Nigga, you gay. Every time I seen a pussy, I fucked up. [00:28:19] Speaker D: You might as well be a reverse curl. What is it? What's it called? A key curl. You might as well be a lion leg. [00:28:28] Speaker B: Nigga, you right MacD on top, man. I can't get. [00:28:30] Speaker C: So you tell me back that never happened. [00:28:32] Speaker B: Never happened to him. And nobody he knows, not even, like, with your girl. [00:28:35] Speaker C: Like, she ain't really want, like, the dick is. She got to wake up early, but she just want to load. [00:28:39] Speaker B: No, nobody he knows. In fact, he don't even know. [00:28:41] Speaker D: Wait a minute. So this. I just need this. [00:28:46] Speaker C: She may return it with some head. [00:28:47] Speaker D: So you're like, hey, just wake up. Like, no, I don't want to fuck. Just eat it, baby. [00:28:51] Speaker C: Yeah, sometimes you just want to get it eaten. [00:28:53] Speaker D: Nah. [00:28:53] Speaker C: And then she'll show. Return some head to you, too, because, you know. [00:28:57] Speaker B: But you ain't never. You ain't never felt like not fucking and just said, but I want to pleasure her. What kind of selfish ass lover are you? [00:29:05] Speaker D: I think. I think the pleasure comes with the dick. Sorry. [00:29:07] Speaker B: See. [00:29:13] Speaker D: Like, Kobe said, my shot. I'm gonna take the shot, cuz. I think I'm gonna make it. Like, I think I'm gonna fucking stick the dick in because I think that's gonna feel good. [00:29:21] Speaker B: There you go. That's right. That's the premature. That's premeditated rape. That's what that is. If you say you're fucking sorry, I'm a fucking dick. [00:29:33] Speaker D: Ain't nobody been like, don't do it. Ain't nobody been like, don't do it. Let's be clear. [00:29:37] Speaker B: Look, you said it yourself. That's foreplay, right? [00:29:40] Speaker D: Yes. [00:29:41] Speaker B: Right? You said there's no pleasure until I put this dick in. [00:29:43] Speaker D: No, I didn't say that. [00:29:44] Speaker B: Oh, what do you say then? [00:29:45] Speaker D: I said, so there's no foreplay. The foreplay is not pleasurable. [00:29:48] Speaker B: You said that. [00:29:49] Speaker D: I didn't say there's no pleasure. No, I didn't say that. [00:29:51] Speaker B: What did you say? [00:29:52] Speaker D: I said foreplay. [00:29:53] Speaker B: No, no, no. Give her the foreplay. [00:29:55] Speaker D: Bring it up. [00:29:55] Speaker B: What did you say about Dick? [00:29:56] Speaker D: Because that's gonna be part of your argument. You can't take your argument ridiculous, bro. You can't. You do that all the time. You try to make your argument, and then you want to split off the. [00:30:05] Speaker B: Part that you don't fit. I was going back to what you said. You're not even listening. You just are. [00:30:09] Speaker D: I am. [00:30:10] Speaker B: You're not listening. I am, and it's okay. [00:30:12] Speaker D: I am. [00:30:12] Speaker B: Good luck with that. [00:30:13] Speaker D: I'll get calm, too. Let's talk about it. [00:30:16] Speaker C: So you saying that you said it, it was foreplay. [00:30:19] Speaker D: I did. [00:30:20] Speaker C: So he's asking you, but it. Once you put the dick in, it's no longer. [00:30:23] Speaker B: That's the real thing. Before, that was just bullshit. [00:30:26] Speaker C: How? What else are you. What are you enjoying before you put the dick in? [00:30:29] Speaker B: Nothing. [00:30:30] Speaker D: All of it. How? [00:30:31] Speaker B: You just said the enjoyment part when you put the dick. [00:30:33] Speaker D: So four plays. [00:30:34] Speaker B: You said it doesn't get right into the dick. [00:30:37] Speaker D: I said I feel like it still is enjoyable to the day. What are you talking about? [00:30:40] Speaker B: Any. What you said. [00:30:41] Speaker D: Okay. [00:30:41] Speaker B: It's okay, though. [00:30:42] Speaker D: So foreplay to y'all niggas is not enjoyable? [00:30:44] Speaker C: We didn't say. [00:30:47] Speaker B: Let'S move on. You're right, we're wrong. [00:30:49] Speaker D: No, I mean, again, you. You trying to say some shit I didn't say? [00:30:51] Speaker B: No, we didn't. [00:30:52] Speaker D: I. Cuz, I never said foreplay. Whatever. [00:30:53] Speaker B: When you listen back, just call me, say, my bad, dog. [00:30:55] Speaker D: Not really. [00:30:56] Speaker A: Okay, well, I'm just gonna throw that. I've eaten a pussy and I put the dick. [00:30:59] Speaker B: Me, too. And who hasn't? What kind of fucking Rambo ass. Nah. If I don't get the pussy, fuck that bitch. I ain't gonna be sitting around eating no pussy. [00:31:07] Speaker D: Like, no xenophobic, non fucking, lying, crimp ass nigga. Now, you fucking sauce. I bet you won't run up. They can run up on me. [00:31:17] Speaker B: I'm not threatening your ability to be a man. [00:31:19] Speaker D: I'm not threatening yours. I'm just. [00:31:21] Speaker B: You just did. That's cool, though. [00:31:22] Speaker D: Whatever. Whatever, nigga. I'm here. [00:31:27] Speaker B: You're here? [00:31:28] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:31:29] Speaker B: What does that mean? [00:31:29] Speaker D: I mean, so if you want to run up. [00:31:31] Speaker B: Nigga, I never said I was trying to challenge your manhood. Being gay, not being a man. [00:31:35] Speaker D: You just was. Hold up. What? [00:31:37] Speaker B: Being gay is not not being a man. Okay, well, I still think Prince Reggie's a man. [00:31:43] Speaker C: Chill. I'm not even gay, though. [00:31:45] Speaker B: I still respect French Reggie's masculinity. [00:31:48] Speaker C: He is still researching. [00:31:50] Speaker D: No, he's not. He's not even in the show. He's talking to his girl right now. [00:31:54] Speaker C: I'm not talking about. [00:31:55] Speaker B: Baby. They trying to say I'm gay. I ain't gay. [00:31:57] Speaker D: I'll be there. I'm gonna be late. Cause I was late and I'm. [00:32:00] Speaker B: I promise you, if you try to make me eat the pussy and not get the pussy no more, we fight. [00:32:05] Speaker C: I think Jamie Mac is capping. [00:32:06] Speaker B: He is capping. [00:32:06] Speaker C: He's capping. [00:32:07] Speaker B: He is definitely capping. That's why this macho bravado, boo. He wanna fight and everything. [00:32:10] Speaker C: Get the. [00:32:11] Speaker D: I don't wanna fight, nigga, you don't wanna say run up, nigga, shut your ass. [00:32:14] Speaker C: That's fucking. You telling me you just run up. [00:32:17] Speaker B: Is not an aggressive thing. I'm telling you, if you feel that, if you're feeling froggy, jump. That's not aggressive. [00:32:22] Speaker D: I'm letting you know that's a definitely aggressive. [00:32:24] Speaker B: I'm letting you know that if you feel it, it, go for it. [00:32:27] Speaker D: If you don't think that a run up is not an aggressive, I'm gonna. [00:32:31] Speaker B: Run up on you. [00:32:32] Speaker D: Nope. It's not about you run up. [00:32:33] Speaker B: If you run it. [00:32:34] Speaker D: That's not an aggressive statement to you. [00:32:36] Speaker B: Not at all. That's letting you know that. I know, punk. [00:32:38] Speaker D: I know. But again, it's still. It's still an aggressive statement. Right. Well, cuz, again, who was saying you as a punk? So again, the fact that you were. [00:32:43] Speaker B: About how loud you were talking to another grown man. [00:32:46] Speaker D: Get the fuck out of here. What did Jay swoon say? Next topic. [00:32:50] Speaker B: That's what I said before you. Let's argue about who said it first. I said it first. [00:32:59] Speaker A: Ah, this is awesome. [00:33:03] Speaker B: Third grade. [00:33:06] Speaker D: I might be. [00:33:08] Speaker B: What kind of funny? [00:33:09] Speaker A: French. [00:33:09] Speaker D: Not that kind of character funny. [00:33:11] Speaker C: It's like who he is. [00:33:12] Speaker B: Happy. Yeah. [00:33:13] Speaker C: Who he is makes him funny. It's not like he can. [00:33:15] Speaker B: It's like the joke. [00:33:16] Speaker C: It's just the type of behavior he like puts out. [00:33:20] Speaker D: I'll take that. [00:33:21] Speaker C: Yeah, you're odd man. In a good way. [00:33:25] Speaker A: Okay, that is leading to the next topic. [00:33:28] Speaker B: I don't know. It's not mine. [00:33:31] Speaker D: You the tip dude? [00:33:33] Speaker C: Me? Um, no, I'm not the tip dude, but I have bad. [00:33:36] Speaker D: Just a tip. [00:33:37] Speaker C: I do believe in tip. [00:33:38] Speaker B: What? [00:33:40] Speaker D: Just. Just the tips. Nah. So you tip what? Everything. [00:33:44] Speaker C: Waitresses. [00:33:45] Speaker B: Oh, you know what? My father. This is on me. It's on me. [00:33:48] Speaker C: My bad. [00:33:48] Speaker B: Um, I was. I was actually looking, you know, when we had the conversation a few years ago about how in Europe they don't tip. Yeah, you remember that? Yeah. Like restaurants. Nothing there. Most a lot of places in the world. [00:34:00] Speaker C: Everywhere else doesn't do it. [00:34:02] Speaker B: Yeah, it's just us. But here, obviously we had the argument about the fact that the restaurant owners will fuck around and pay their employees $2, right? Because they say, well, I'm just gonna put that off on the customer. [00:34:13] Speaker D: And I remember, you know, I mean, like, I caught a bad. I caught a bad, you know. You know, reputation. Reputation. Right. You know, with the carrabba's that one time. [00:34:24] Speaker B: What do you mean? Between. For. Between us. Yeah, you said you caught a bad reputation, so I'll just as real since he's never. I don't know if you do. You know, the story. [00:34:30] Speaker C: He doesn't tip. [00:34:31] Speaker B: Well, I'll ask Rio. So the total, right? So we went out to eat. Demi Mack, his wife, me and my wife, who went out to. [00:34:38] Speaker A: Ex wife. [00:34:39] Speaker C: Excuse me. [00:34:40] Speaker B: I was talking about verified. [00:34:41] Speaker D: Let's get it. [00:34:42] Speaker B: I was going back to the time. I apologize. I was thinking like that to tell my story. So his ex wife, we get our bills or whatever theirs comes out to. Let's, let's just say, because I don't remember, it was like $59 and it. [00:34:55] Speaker C: Was a good time. [00:34:56] Speaker B: And twelve people. [00:34:57] Speaker C: You don't get that no more, right? [00:34:59] Speaker B: No, but still, but even still it was $59.12. So Jamie Mac decides, oh, just keep it. When she asked, whatever. He's like, no, just keep the money. Or it was like cents, though. That was his tip. [00:35:11] Speaker C: $0.12. [00:35:13] Speaker B: No, $0.12 is what it was over the dollar. So it was $59.12. He gave her 60 and was like, yeah, you, you can do what you want with that. You can keep that right there. You know, I'm saying, wait, did he say it like that? No, you can do what you want with that. That's how the waitress took it. Because me and my wife look each other like, oh, shit, this nigga like this. This is how we doing this. So we overtake. [00:35:35] Speaker C: He gave her three twenties and said. [00:35:37] Speaker B: Yeah, you go and be yourself with that right there, girl. That looks good on you, girl. [00:35:45] Speaker D: Listen, so there's, let me just go ahead and explain a couple things. Right? So I had just moved to Georgia, right? And so in California, waitresses. In Georgia, waitressing is different. Like, they giving these niggas out here $3, right? There's no one out here getting in California, you're getting 15 minimum wage. Like, I mean, at least plus tips. [00:36:07] Speaker B: The really. So they don't, the restaurant owners don't make the people pay for their salary? [00:36:11] Speaker D: No, not in California. [00:36:12] Speaker C: Really? [00:36:12] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:36:13] Speaker C: There's no in California, I heard. [00:36:15] Speaker D: Yeah. But again, it's still the, the minimum. You're not getting none of these, like, out here because I didn't and I had. Both my kids are in the waitress industry. [00:36:23] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. It's like two, $3. [00:36:25] Speaker D: Yeah, it's like two or $3. There's not, there's no way you can get away with serving. Ever given anybody two or $3 in. [00:36:31] Speaker C: California, they make it at least 15 and now probably. [00:36:33] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:36:34] Speaker B: Everywhere else in this country is like that, though. I don't know if California. [00:36:37] Speaker D: Yeah, California. Fucking McDonald's starts off at 20. [00:36:41] Speaker B: That's new though, right? That wasn't when you first got here. [00:36:43] Speaker D: No, no, I wasn't. But that's. Yeah, but even then, back in the day, it was like twelve, right? So you was working at McDonald's. He's gonna start off at twelve something when I first came out here, so that was like ten years ago. Okay, so that was one thing, right? I wasn't, I didn't know. It was just that you was surviving off tips. Right? Like I didn't know that was the thing, right? Secondly, I'm a service thing. Like tips is a thing that you don't just get. [00:37:07] Speaker B: Because she wasn't bad though, Mack. The server wasn't bad. [00:37:11] Speaker D: I mean she just didn't. [00:37:12] Speaker B: I mean she didn't suck your dick. [00:37:13] Speaker D: No, she didn't. Yeah, she did, she did. [00:37:15] Speaker B: She did her job though. [00:37:16] Speaker D: I think, I think I felt like I needed to ask for a couple some shits. Like a couple of times, right? Like she wouldn't have. [00:37:22] Speaker B: She didn't know your drink went down. [00:37:23] Speaker D: All the way, right? Like she, she wasn't on it. On it. You know, like. [00:37:27] Speaker B: So this was a Friday night to busy night. It wasn't like it was empty in there. [00:37:31] Speaker D: And third, Nick was broke. Like let's be, let's just put that out there. Like let's just put that out there. Nigga wasn't ballin you know, he did. [00:37:40] Speaker B: Just move out here. So he was spending everything on. [00:37:43] Speaker D: So those three things kind of went into it. But I still, now that I have people that work in the service industry out here, I'm a much better tipper out here now than I used to be. But I still don't think that everything deserves a tip. [00:37:58] Speaker B: Like to go, well, no, we'll talk about that a second. Let me, let me play this video for you guys. It's perfect place to stop on 1 second. Let's watch this. I don't have tick tock pages and available. Oh, well, it's either be tick, see, do any. I have TikTok. I do that link in the, in the slack topic room and see if that video will play for you. It's telling me it's unavailable. Maybe the videos been. [00:38:24] Speaker D: Do you make tick tock videos, rich? [00:38:26] Speaker C: Not, I don't really make him. [00:38:28] Speaker D: Is that, what does that mean you don't really make them? [00:38:32] Speaker C: You wanna. [00:38:33] Speaker B: Is it working for you? [00:38:34] Speaker C: Is it a dishwashing soap link? [00:38:36] Speaker B: No, that's why pull up, let me see if I can find this girl. It's an Amazon say this video is unavailable, I think. Okay. [00:38:45] Speaker D: Amazon ain't fucking road that you're not gonna slander our name. [00:38:48] Speaker B: Oh, really? [00:38:49] Speaker D: Yeah. So I'm assuming. [00:38:50] Speaker B: Yeah, they must have took our shit down. I can't. I'm on YouTube now looking for. I can't even find this girl, bro. They. They wipe the world. She might be dead. So they may have murdered this. [00:39:00] Speaker D: I'm not tipping my. I'm not tipping my fucking Amazon delivery person. [00:39:03] Speaker B: Well, that's what she was saying. She's like, it's raining outside and I don't deliver. But if it wasn't raining, if I come to. She's like, if I come to your house every single day to deliver something, you get a package every single day. You're not ever having to go to the store. You should. I mean, cookies and that stuff. That's cool. But it's hot outside. Just leave us a tip. You don't know how much that'll make my day. And she was dead ass serious. Like, I wanted to play that because I can't recreate the way she sounded. But you can imagine that it was ridiculous. [00:39:31] Speaker D: So I remember the days. I'm old enough to remember the days when around Christmas, you left your mailman something, right? Like, you would give your. You would give the mailman a little something. Because for the year, though, like, this is for a year of delivering mail. You know what I mean? How old are you? [00:39:51] Speaker A: How old are you? [00:39:53] Speaker B: They used to bring milk and little clear bottles. [00:39:59] Speaker D: And it's small town stuff, too, probably. [00:40:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:40:01] Speaker D: I mean, like, this is not. This is nothing like big city shit. For real. [00:40:05] Speaker B: Like, oh, this is coming. Drop mail. Let's get him a shit. [00:40:08] Speaker D: It's a fucking. You had the same mail nigga, right? Like, the only dude that delivered your shit. [00:40:13] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:40:13] Speaker D: And at the end, for Christmas, you got that nigga a little something, right? You get his nigga card or something, or, you know, with some little money in it or whatever. But that's not the. That's not the fucking Amazon. Amazon is not the mailman. He's not. And I'm not. I'm not. This is yours. [00:40:29] Speaker A: This is the modern day. [00:40:29] Speaker B: She says sometimes they do 120 deliveries a day, but they get paid. [00:40:34] Speaker A: Time out. Time out. The mailman is. That's his job too, though. Get a Yuma mailman. [00:40:38] Speaker D: Male woman mailman is more personable. Right? Like, I think, no, no. [00:40:44] Speaker B: My mailbox is the street money. I don't ever talk to my mailbox. Right? [00:40:47] Speaker D: Like, okay. Again, back in the day, not no more, right? Like, I don't talk to my mailman. [00:40:53] Speaker B: We used to know everybody that came by our house. The post office was a respectable job with great benefits, et cetera, et cetera. So you don't give a tip that you don't need to us a tip that this lady is saying we don't make enough and they beat our asses, so we should get a tip? I don't agree with her. [00:41:09] Speaker C: Yeah, I don't agree with her. [00:41:10] Speaker A: Well, I don't agree with her, either. [00:41:11] Speaker C: But talk to Amazon. [00:41:12] Speaker B: What I want to talk about then. [00:41:13] Speaker D: Is she get a union. [00:41:14] Speaker B: So I want to talk about is in 2024. What is it? What is it? Okay. Or do you feel it should be tipped? [00:41:21] Speaker C: I think only. I don't think we should be tipping any. Anything. [00:41:24] Speaker B: Do you know when you get a haircut, do you tip? Do you cut your own hair? [00:41:27] Speaker C: I cut my own hair. [00:41:28] Speaker B: Okay. [00:41:28] Speaker D: Yeah, of course he does. [00:41:29] Speaker B: Matt, do you cut your own hair or do you get a haircut? You cut your own hair? Yeah. Damn. [00:41:35] Speaker C: Let me keep it real with you. If I was paying the haircut prices of today, I would not tip. No. Cause I grew up on $5 lineups and $10 haircuts. I refuse, like, thank God I'm barber. [00:41:47] Speaker B: What did you grow up on? Gas? What was that? Do you refuse to drive? Nigga, shut up. What are you talking about? [00:41:52] Speaker D: No, no. [00:41:53] Speaker B: But it's like the barbers never punished the barber BP. [00:41:57] Speaker C: They never put the price up until Covid. It was like, Covid happened. It was like, oh, $50 haircut. [00:42:02] Speaker B: Oh, you mean the price didn't go up? [00:42:03] Speaker C: Yeah, the price never went up. [00:42:04] Speaker B: Yeah, but the price had never gone up your whole life, though, and that's a little weird, right? Everything else went up except for Arizona. [00:42:10] Speaker C: Except for haircuts. Except for haircuts. $15 and $15. [00:42:16] Speaker B: There are no $15 haircuts. There weren't any. There weren't any in the 2020s? [00:42:20] Speaker D: Not yet. [00:42:20] Speaker B: Not in 2020, not in 2010. Not in the 2010s, in the 20 ten's. [00:42:23] Speaker C: Yes. [00:42:23] Speaker B: $15 haircut for a kid or for an adult. [00:42:27] Speaker C: The most I've ever for his haircut before I went bald. Before I went bald. The most I paid for a haircut was $20 before I went. [00:42:35] Speaker B: Were you friends with the nigga? [00:42:36] Speaker D: What did he. [00:42:36] Speaker C: I mean, he's been. [00:42:37] Speaker D: You were 16. [00:42:38] Speaker C: He was my bar. No, fuck you. He was my lifetime barber, though. He was. [00:42:42] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:42:43] Speaker C: He was the guy that was cutting my hair since I was, like, 16. Yeah, even younger. [00:42:47] Speaker B: But it's not much reason we keep doing this. [00:42:52] Speaker D: Give me a dub. [00:42:55] Speaker B: We gotta meet this way. [00:42:56] Speaker C: Forget about the barbers. [00:42:57] Speaker D: Cause we ain't gotta meet this way. What was that? Well, coming to America, that'll be $8. [00:43:04] Speaker B: But I don't miss much perm. But. [00:43:06] Speaker C: But for the barbers, if you want to tip the barbers, tip the bars. By the end of the day, the barbers are still charging you, so they're gonna make their money whether you tip them or not, right? [00:43:16] Speaker B: So no tip on barbers. What about. Okay, so servers at a table. [00:43:19] Speaker C: It's optional for the barbers. Like, it's up to you if you want to give them more. [00:43:22] Speaker D: Acceptable. I tell my son. So my son gets a haircut, and I tell him to tip his barber, okay. I'm like, okay, if it's good, right? So. And one time, nigga fucked up his haircut. His hairline. I was like, listen, you didn't tip that nigga, right? Like, don't. That's my thing, right? Tipping for the sake of just tipping. I'm not with. It has to be. [00:43:39] Speaker B: Do you know immediately if your haircut is fucked up? I don't. [00:43:41] Speaker D: Yeah. No, when they show. Really? Look, when they show you that fucking mirror and put it up and that shit ain't. And he kept trying to get him to get it crispy, right? He's like, yo, can you do it? He's like. He's like, oh, no, your hair is too long or something. And I'm like, hold up, bro. It's been done before. Like, this is the. I mean, you acted like this is like you the first nigga on the moon. Like, no, this has happened before. This hairline at this length has been tight. Like, listen, let's not act like, why. [00:44:05] Speaker B: Don'T you go back to that guy who did it tight? [00:44:06] Speaker D: Well, my son, I let that nigga, I dropped him off, and he took the first nigga that you know, so he just walked. [00:44:12] Speaker B: Yo, man, you want to cut, right? Oh, hell yeah. First of all, who does that? Whoever. When y'all used to get haircuts, have you ever gone to the nigga that said, hey, you want to cut? [00:44:19] Speaker C: No, never, bro. [00:44:21] Speaker B: Then his chair is empty for a reason. Like, why are you so empty? Why every time I come here, you available, my nigga, to my mother? [00:44:30] Speaker A: That's why. Cuz, you. [00:44:33] Speaker C: I'm only favorite tipping waitresses, cuz. Cuz of the laws, right? Because they don't get paid enough, right? But if you're doing me a service and you already got a fee for the service, I'm only tipping you because I either like the service, I fuck with you, or cuz I want to, but I don't feel like I have to. [00:44:48] Speaker B: Okay. [00:44:49] Speaker C: I feel like I have to tip this the way. [00:44:50] Speaker B: Do you cut your own lawn? [00:44:53] Speaker C: No, who? [00:44:54] Speaker B: Somebody cuts it for you? [00:44:55] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:44:55] Speaker B: Is it a part of the service or do you actually have to hire someone to do it? [00:44:58] Speaker C: I hire a guy and he comes in there. [00:45:00] Speaker B: Do you give him a tip? [00:45:01] Speaker C: I give him the fee that he charged me. [00:45:03] Speaker B: So whatever he charges. What you. [00:45:04] Speaker C: That's what I sent him. [00:45:04] Speaker B: How you feel about that? [00:45:06] Speaker C: You got a price? That's your fucking price? I'm paying it. [00:45:09] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:45:09] Speaker B: Yeah. What about when you. Same way. [00:45:11] Speaker A: I mean, it depends if we have a relationship. If he just comes and just does that one thing, he gets paid the rate. [00:45:16] Speaker B: What else would he do? [00:45:18] Speaker A: I'm saying, like saying, like, if it's like, you know, no weed, get the. [00:45:23] Speaker B: Weeds out and all that. [00:45:24] Speaker A: If he does extra, you know, I'm saying, around, that was it. [00:45:26] Speaker C: Whatever wasn't agreed on. [00:45:28] Speaker A: Yeah, you know, I'm saying. Or if he has good conversation, a young man trying to do someone himself, you know, I'm saying in his good conversation, you know, he always checks. Acts out, man. [00:45:36] Speaker D: But not. You're not your mailman. [00:45:39] Speaker A: I just. That would make the. What would make the difference, right? [00:45:43] Speaker C: Yeah. Now, if you. If you got a. If you giving me a service and you got a rate for that service, I'm paying you to serve the rate because your rate should give you the money that you're looking for. [00:45:52] Speaker B: What about your price? [00:45:53] Speaker C: Is your price? [00:45:55] Speaker B: Okay, so what else. Where would you tip a size at a restaurant? Then I asked like that. And does anybody have any places? Because you guys seem like y'all don't tip any. [00:46:02] Speaker D: Well, no, like I said. [00:46:03] Speaker A: Whoa, that's the biggest. [00:46:04] Speaker B: Well, just restaurants. It seems like y'all restaurants. [00:46:06] Speaker C: A delivery. Delivery, like that's Amazon. No, no, like Doordash or Uber. Those guys. That's what I'm saying. So. [00:46:12] Speaker D: But pizza, like a pizza delivery guy. [00:46:14] Speaker B: Yeah, but that's to me server, right? [00:46:18] Speaker C: Yeah, that's it. [00:46:20] Speaker B: Can you think anything back that you. That you tip? What do you tip on then? Rio, since you were saying don't put you in that box. [00:46:25] Speaker A: No, I'm saying, like, I tip. [00:46:31] Speaker B: Yeah, you have to tip a stripper. Because if you don't, the DJ will. [00:46:33] Speaker D: Call you out, bro. [00:46:34] Speaker B: If you ain't got no money. Brian, look over there. Light skin or tip this pussy, man. Because if you try to go get. [00:46:39] Speaker D: The bouncer on your ass. Right? [00:46:40] Speaker A: That part, no, they just call you. [00:46:41] Speaker B: Out over and over. You like, nigga. Okay. These niggas over here ain't spending no money, so. [00:46:45] Speaker C: Oh, massage therapists like when you go to like, massage places, even though they got a rate, but whoever does it, I give them an extra 20. [00:46:54] Speaker B: Why? [00:46:55] Speaker D: For that happiness? [00:46:57] Speaker C: No, it's not. Cause that happening. Because whatever $200 price is, is really for the cup. [00:47:02] Speaker B: Do you jack off or a finger in the butt? [00:47:05] Speaker C: It's no. Happy. [00:47:06] Speaker B: Why do you tense up? Did you see him tense up like this? [00:47:09] Speaker D: And he said, did you see him go like this? I just screwed up. I just heard. [00:47:14] Speaker C: Why you scooters is good timing, involuntary. [00:47:16] Speaker A: So I would say I agree. [00:47:18] Speaker C: Okay, so yeah, cuz. Cuz that $200 they rate for that hour or two is not necessarily for that person. It's for the company, the building. So I give the person that everything. No, that's what I'm saying. For that, I'll give the two. Because it's. [00:47:32] Speaker D: Come on. When I guess they keep the same energy. The rate is the rate, you know, I mean, if you got a rate, the rate is incorporated. [00:47:38] Speaker A: I would say for massage. Massage, because I did a massage in home. So my ladies and I tipped a, you know, extra. And then the chef in Spain, he got. I gave him a little bit extra, I'm saying, because he did a nice job and write everything for. So those type of things I think make sense. [00:47:58] Speaker B: The way I look at it is if it's. If someone is doing a service for me, I'm going to tip them. If they're doing a service for us, that's different. But if it's a service, that's, that's for me. Like, if I weren't here, they wouldn't be doing this for this group of people. That's what I. That's how I look at it. If I go into. [00:48:13] Speaker D: Give me a specific, because I'm not. [00:48:15] Speaker B: So if I go into a store and I buy a product, there's no service that they did. They were just a person behind the counter working there. Those products are what the store sells. It's already, everything's already set up. Set up for me to come up to the front. I'm doing the work for myself. I'm getting my own items. Check there. All he's doing is checking me out and I'm leaving. [00:48:30] Speaker C: Right? [00:48:31] Speaker B: To me, that's not a service, that's just his job. But if somebody comes and cuts my hair and is dealing with me individually. Ask me what I want, and then I go back and forth them, and if there's something I don't like, they change it. They're basically on demand. To me, that's something. That's a service. [00:48:44] Speaker A: That's what I was kind of saying about that. You said the yard guy. That's what I'm trying to say. Like, if we have you at my crib doing, you know, taking care of my shit, you know what I'm saying? Like, I feel like you're my personal space, so I'm gonna take care of you. Cause I want you to take care of my shit. [00:48:56] Speaker D: Right. [00:48:56] Speaker A: I'm saying you take care of me. [00:48:57] Speaker B: Well, that's what the idea is. I'm giving you more of an incentive. [00:49:00] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:49:01] Speaker C: If you get on an Uber, you. You automatically tip the Uber driver. This is what you're saying? [00:49:05] Speaker B: Yeah, because I look like this when I go into that store and buy a product. If I tip him or I don't tip him, that product is exactly the same. But if I go to get my barber's haircut and I tip him, every time I go, every time he cuts my head, he's gonna have a different. [00:49:16] Speaker C: Okay, I see. [00:49:17] Speaker B: He's gonna have a different relationship with my head because I'm giving him even more than he asked. [00:49:20] Speaker D: Okay. [00:49:21] Speaker A: I was about to say, because I'll go real quick. Before we go there. I was gonna say, I normally tip a lot of cases prior to. I give money prior to. In certain cases to make sure. I guarantee that my service is going to be amazing. [00:49:33] Speaker B: Huh. [00:49:34] Speaker A: So, like, if I take. [00:49:34] Speaker D: Before the job gets done, I've done that and been disappointed, I'm like, get my fucking money back. [00:49:40] Speaker A: No, because most of the time that didn't you get. Every time I've done it. Every time I've done it. Like, especially if I'm taking. [00:49:45] Speaker D: You never been disappointed I gave you extra and you still. [00:49:48] Speaker B: I think we need to make a distinction here. You can't do that everywhere. [00:49:52] Speaker A: Not everywhere. No. It depends on what you're doing. [00:49:54] Speaker B: When you get to a certain level of how much you're spending. Like, if the activities that you're. That you're talking about this on are activities that are only more people with more money would do, you're gonna. You're gonna get a much better service that way. Whereas you, if you go into the touchdown wings, you better not tip them before you get your food. Yeah. [00:50:18] Speaker A: Think about what you're doing. But most of the time when I'm doing it. I'm doing. [00:50:21] Speaker B: You're talking about. [00:50:23] Speaker C: He'S coming. [00:50:24] Speaker B: He's already got. He's already at a level of expertise. [00:50:26] Speaker A: But even if I'm going, I'm going to certain restaurants. Like, I'll like certain, again, certain restaurants. You know what I'm saying? [00:50:31] Speaker B: You'll tip before the food even comes. [00:50:33] Speaker A: Yeah. I'll bring the waiter over and say, look, I want to have a good night. Yeah, good night. I'll take care of, you know, I'm saying this is a little bit let, you know. Can you make sure whatever she needs, whatever we need, can you take care of that? Yeah, but because the thing I was taught and certain things that I've, people I've been around, they always say, you tip for the service you want and be treated the way you want to be treated. You know, I'm saying. And actually works. Like, I just. But like you said, you just can't go to it can't be anything. Aha. [00:50:57] Speaker D: Yeah, you can't go to aha. [00:50:58] Speaker A: Be like, yo, can you walk? You know what I'm saying? [00:51:01] Speaker C: Dining restaurant makes more sense to do that. They're gonna get you that good wine that. The wine that's not even in the venue. They do all of that shit. [00:51:07] Speaker D: So when I go to the waffle house, which is definitely not what you talking about, and I'm like, coming off of a trip, and I get this hash brown chicken bowl. This. And the funny part about it is that the waffle house, if you order them to go, they already incorporate a to go surf, you know, surplus into the bill. [00:51:29] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:51:30] Speaker D: Then the waitress, like, then they had that, you know, I hate these motherfucking automated machines because it. Every time you go to scan, it's. [00:51:37] Speaker B: Like, do you want a tip? [00:51:38] Speaker D: And I. And they'd be looking at you like, what? You better push. No, nigga. Like, because I'm not sitting. You didn't do nothing but ring me up. So, no, I'm not finna. You're not gonna stare me down. And I did it, and she's like, oh, you're not waffles, bitch. She's like, no, you what? Chick? [00:52:03] Speaker B: Well, I'll fix that. Don't worry. [00:52:05] Speaker D: And I'm like, this chick over here tripping. Like, how you gonna even, like, front me out that I said no? And then talk about, like, you want me to put something on there and this, that, and extra, but you ain't do nothing. You called out the order to the dude that cooked it. So the dude that cooked it really should be the one that gives the tip, not you. You ain't did nothing. Put it in a bag. Like, as far as what my services, the service that I got. [00:52:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:52:30] Speaker D: It's between me and the dude that cooked it. Like, all you did was take my money. And you. And you mad that in the first off, there's already a to go tip incorporated. [00:52:38] Speaker B: That's where you should draw the line. Anyway, anytime that they add gratuity, I don't ever add. Right. [00:52:43] Speaker C: Some restaurants automatically do that. [00:52:44] Speaker B: I'm saying if you add gratuity, then there. There's no way I'm adding another tip just because you didn't give me the respect that I was going to tip. [00:52:50] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:52:51] Speaker B: So when you. When you put gratuity shout out to junior cricket, you're telling me that you don't want me to tip any more than that? You're saying that you don't respect my money enough to just tip? You think I'm gonna cheat you so good. We'll leave it. What you asked for is what you get. [00:53:03] Speaker D: Right, right. [00:53:04] Speaker C: So do we have to talk to legislations or something like, us? Do we have to talk to senators? I mean, to pass laws to change that? Because why we the only country? Because, like, when Europeans come here and find out they have to do that. [00:53:16] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:53:17] Speaker C: They get so mad. [00:53:18] Speaker B: Yeah, it's weird. It's weird for people. [00:53:19] Speaker C: Like, what? Why don't y'all pay them? [00:53:21] Speaker B: It's weird for people. And also, when you go abroad and you try to tip, they look at you like, no, not disrespect. [00:53:27] Speaker C: They're like. [00:53:27] Speaker A: They're like, what are they? What? [00:53:29] Speaker B: Yeah, like, you, man. You silly Americans. That's how they look at you. [00:53:33] Speaker A: Every time I'm in Colombia and Brazil, they always gonna be like, oh, he is amazing. [00:53:36] Speaker C: Like, yeah, yeah, those countries. But, like, when I went to Europe and I tried to tip, like, if you go to Colombia, Brazil, I can understand South America. If you tip, they'd be like, oh, great. But when I went to Europe, they didn't like the fact that it was about to tip them. [00:53:47] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, yeah. [00:53:48] Speaker D: There was like, you don't think I'm like, you think I need your hand out, right? [00:53:52] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. They looked at as they felt like I was disrespecting them, even like, yeah. [00:53:56] Speaker B: Your life kind of sucks, bro. [00:53:58] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:53:59] Speaker A: They push it back, like, you know, the euro is stronger. [00:54:02] Speaker B: Yeah. This dollar is. I'm losing money. [00:54:09] Speaker D: Get this over. Translate, right? [00:54:11] Speaker B: They charge us a grip that changes out. That's fucked. Up. [00:54:16] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:54:17] Speaker B: So. But I'm trying to think of what other jobs possibly are not a job. Whatever services. I feel like it's just a service. If there's something that's individual, more individualized. An individual could be my whole take. But I'm. You definitely got a tip. [00:54:30] Speaker C: Yeah, that goes with the stripper. [00:54:31] Speaker B: Yeah, you definitely got tip of sex work. But how much. What is the. What is the average tip on a sex worker? I don't have any idea. [00:54:37] Speaker D: So last time I was at. Last time I was at strokers, again, that's when I got kicked out because the bitch was tripping. See, there we go again. I'm sorry. These. You know, because again, I don't think that all women are bitches. [00:54:49] Speaker B: Right, but that one. [00:54:50] Speaker D: But she definitely was, right. She definitely was, because she tried to get me. [00:54:54] Speaker B: She did try to get you. [00:54:55] Speaker D: She tried to make me pay extra and then tell me I was getting a discount, and I'm like, huh? [00:55:00] Speaker B: Was it good? [00:55:01] Speaker D: No, she stood like, 4ft away, like. [00:55:03] Speaker B: Try to do a lap dance and prostitute. [00:55:05] Speaker D: Oh, no, no, no. They don't. Do they do that? Wait a minute. Do they do that as triggers? [00:55:09] Speaker B: Is never. [00:55:09] Speaker C: We were asking, is that sex workers. [00:55:12] Speaker D: We know because you classify strippers as sex worker. [00:55:15] Speaker B: That's true. You are millennial. You are millennial. You think anybody that. [00:55:19] Speaker C: Okay, I don't think strippers are sex workers. [00:55:20] Speaker B: But you don't. [00:55:21] Speaker C: They're not sex workers because they don't necessarily have to fuck you. Some do. Okay. Some are both. [00:55:27] Speaker B: Okay, so you're going back to the grown nigga definition of sex. [00:55:30] Speaker C: Working in, like, prostitutes. [00:55:32] Speaker B: Like blowjob or some pussy. That's. That's a sex worker. Somebody who shows their titties on onlyfans is not a sex worker. [00:55:38] Speaker C: No, no, no. [00:55:39] Speaker D: If you got a can. [00:55:40] Speaker C: But what if they're fucking. But what if they are fucking on camera? [00:55:43] Speaker B: Are they fucking me? [00:55:44] Speaker C: No. [00:55:44] Speaker B: Not doing no sex work for me. [00:55:47] Speaker D: Yeah. Like, if you fucking your dude on a camera, that's not. [00:55:49] Speaker B: You know what I mean? I think porno. Yeah, you're right. [00:55:54] Speaker C: If you just post. [00:55:56] Speaker D: Be clear. If you. If you in your room fucking your dude. [00:55:59] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:56:00] Speaker D: On a webcam, what is not your dude or someone. [00:56:04] Speaker B: A guy. [00:56:05] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:56:05] Speaker D: I mean, is it a guy? Different time. Like it. [00:56:07] Speaker A: I mean, so you saying if it's your dude, though. Yes. Not sex work. [00:56:10] Speaker D: No, it's not. You're not a sex worker. You just. You just. So you're just an exhibitionist. [00:56:14] Speaker B: Yeah, that's true. [00:56:15] Speaker D: You just an exhibitionist. [00:56:16] Speaker C: But it's selling that you're, you may. [00:56:18] Speaker D: Be getting money, but you're not a sex worker. [00:56:19] Speaker B: No risk other than a girl. [00:56:23] Speaker C: Fucking random dudes. [00:56:25] Speaker B: No. Can somebody pay? [00:56:26] Speaker D: Right, like, so, like I got the money. You gonna do it? Whether I'm fucking look like Ron Jeremy or fucking, you know. [00:56:34] Speaker B: Look, I don't know if anybody said, man, do I? You gotta look like Ron Jeremy to get here. [00:56:37] Speaker D: No, no, I'm just saying like. So again, what I'm saying. [00:56:40] Speaker B: I can hear you. [00:56:41] Speaker A: Ron Jeremy had a dick side. [00:56:42] Speaker B: Oh, you're gay. [00:56:43] Speaker D: No, no, what I'm saying is that Idris Elba or Ron Jeremy. So like, again, does it matter what my look is? Yeah, so, so, right, so Idris Elba is a dude. [00:56:52] Speaker B: That all I can think of when you say that is. That's Prince Reggie's man crunch. I can't think of anything else. I'm sorry. It's hard. It's, it's. I have a problem. I know that I have a problem, right? [00:57:03] Speaker D: And I know that Ron separate. [00:57:04] Speaker A: Ron Jeremy was, he was, he was still a porn dude, but nobody, but he wasn't. [00:57:09] Speaker D: But nobody was like, oh, Ron Jeremy looked good, right? [00:57:11] Speaker A: No, it was like he had a. [00:57:13] Speaker B: Big stuff about him. [00:57:14] Speaker D: No, I mean, that's my point. My point is if I come with the money, I could look like Ron Jeremy. You're still going to, right? You're still gonna. That makes you a sex worker because I can look like Ron Jeremy and you still gonna give me that fucking pussy because I got the bunny, I got the money necessary. [00:57:29] Speaker A: Ron Jeremy had a money. He actually, cuz he was a porn star for the fact that he was, I'm just saying at that time, I guess. [00:57:35] Speaker D: Yeah, but no, no, so again, so. [00:57:37] Speaker B: Looking like Ron Jeremy, you gotta have. [00:57:38] Speaker C: A big dick because he said at that time. [00:57:42] Speaker B: Oh, he didn't. [00:57:42] Speaker A: No, no, no, no. That was his whole thing is that's how he, that's why, that's what made him famous at that time was the fact that, that he looked like he did, which is nothing, but because he had a decent sized, I guess, unit. That's why, you know, I'm saying, you. [00:57:55] Speaker D: Sure downplayed it after a minute. [00:57:56] Speaker C: I thought he was saying he said. [00:57:58] Speaker D: Decent and unit, right? Like he downplayed it after like at first it like, that's too much, it's. [00:58:03] Speaker A: Too much gay talking. I'm like, I'll make sure everybody know. [00:58:05] Speaker D: That motherfucker, that nigga got a big dick. It was decent. [00:58:10] Speaker B: It's decent unit for that. [00:58:12] Speaker D: Decent unit. [00:58:13] Speaker C: I thought you were trying to save back then. [00:58:14] Speaker D: You for the eighties and early nineties. Nineties. [00:58:16] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:58:17] Speaker A: I mean, that's what made him famous. That's what made him famous back then for sure. I'm saying was that. I mean, because he didn't look like shit, right? [00:58:22] Speaker D: He definitely wasn't like, it won his money. [00:58:27] Speaker A: Money. [00:58:28] Speaker D: Well, no, what I'm saying is that if you were a sex worker, I could come in looking like him, right? Not necessarily specifically him, but looking like him with the beer belly, the beard, the fucking shaggy hair. But here's my $300. You finna suck this dick and let me hit that. [00:58:49] Speaker B: Level. [00:58:49] Speaker D: I said and hit like, let me. [00:58:51] Speaker B: What is the cost right now? Does anybody know where you go? [00:58:57] Speaker D: That's funny. Cause ain't nobody got to admit this shit. Who know? [00:59:01] Speaker B: What city are you talking about? Like, what country? Like, nah, it don't matter, cuz. [00:59:05] Speaker A: It does matter. [00:59:05] Speaker C: No, it matters, cuz. Columbia 125 can go far. [00:59:08] Speaker B: No, no, no, no. I'm talking about american currency. How much is it? What are y'all talking about? Like, if you go to pop out New guinea, you ain't got to give her nothing. Just bring some peanuts. I'm sorry, global pussy getters. I'm talking about domestic. [00:59:26] Speaker A: I don't know. Domestic. I think in America, domestic is pricey. It's over 500. [00:59:31] Speaker D: Here goes some socks. I got a whole pack. Let's go. Like, they freshly clean. You good for, like, the rest of the year? [00:59:42] Speaker C: I think Rio's right over five, but I think if you go to, like, some. Some hood spot, you probably can get one for 250. [00:59:47] Speaker D: Yeah, so I was $500. [00:59:50] Speaker B: Get a blow job, never get one. [00:59:55] Speaker D: I don't know about that, because, like I said, I was driving in Memphis the other day and I got off the off ramp and I must have got off on the host row because they was out. And ain't none of them chicks look like they was charging fire. Like they didn't like fire. You don't need. [01:00:07] Speaker A: He said hood shit. [01:00:10] Speaker D: You didn't need five for that. [01:00:11] Speaker A: You know, in LA, them, they just Figaro, figueroa, they not charge. [01:00:17] Speaker D: I'm talking about like, like at the w. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [01:00:20] Speaker A: Racks. [01:00:20] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't. [01:00:22] Speaker C: I guess, yeah, that is head score. Yeah. Miami, la, that's more territory. [01:00:26] Speaker B: That's not a street walker. [01:00:27] Speaker A: I'm like street Walker, but there's still sex workers. We talking about sex workers. [01:00:30] Speaker B: As far as if you had to get your dick sucked you know, I'm saying if you had to get your dick sucked, how much does it cost? God damn this guy. Thirstiness from a street walk. [01:00:40] Speaker C: Oh, $40 could buy. [01:00:45] Speaker D: Just give me a bitch for a headshot. [01:00:49] Speaker C: $40 in a three five will do it, bro. [01:00:53] Speaker D: You ain't even got to get washed up after this, right? Like, I mean, like, you can still, you can still go to the next customer. Like, I mean, you ain't even got to do a whole hook a bath on this one. [01:01:01] Speaker A: Regardless, though, the whole thing is. Regardless. 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