Whether You Sit On The Cake Or Eat The Cake #TNNS416

[00:00:00] Speaker A: The views and opinions expressed by the no Nonsense show and its host do not necessarily reflect views consistent with political correctness or the Rare Sonnets Podcast network. So to get the show started right, we want to wish any officers of the sensitivity police a heartfelt fuck you. [00:00:13] Speaker B: Yo, it's the neglected one over here again. First of all, I want to. I want to break down the gayness between French Reggie and J. Smooth. First of all, let me just get this out the way. I think Jamie Mac watches she male porn often. It's just something that. I just think he does that. That's not what I'm talking about, though. So with Jay Smooth, I feel like J. Smooth. We're from the same era, same generation or whatever. He's very persistent. He's gonna try to get you with your jokes or whatever, and it's always the good females that he capture or whatever and then end up hurting them, but we know that story. I don't feel like he'll be comfortable with another male in the picture, even though he's probably had a train or two in his lifetime. That doesn't say. I mean, that's just him being horny. I think he's a very horny individual. Now, with French Reggie, I feel like if he's in that situation, I don't believe that he would run a train on a girl. But I do believe if the female requested another male to be involved, I think French Reggie would participate in that. Even if he. If he didn't know and it just caught him off guard, I think he would still participate in that activity. You know what I'm saying? And then if something came up to where the information got out, he would probably deny it to the point where he couldn't deny it anymore. And then he would push that pansexual bullshit on us. So it's not a knock. I'm not dissing him or anything like that. It's just French Reggie seems like he's too open to a lot of nowadays, and it's very scary, you know, he understands too much. [00:02:00] Speaker C: What's up? Oh, what's up, y'all? [00:02:03] Speaker D: Hell to the Yale. [00:02:05] Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, who did that? Back in with the light pink and all that. [00:02:07] Speaker D: Hey, look, if. If all you ladies out there don't know this voice, you will about to know it in a minute. This is your boy, J. Smooth, and I'm back in the building with my homies, Motherfucker. J. Meezy, French France, and my homeboy, two yellow. Be honest. What's up, baby? [00:02:26] Speaker C: Be honest. Be In a tanning boo. [00:02:27] Speaker E: So you can't. [00:02:29] Speaker C: He might not be yellow for too long. [00:02:31] Speaker A: I've never been in a tanning booth. [00:02:33] Speaker C: I saw the tanning goggles. [00:02:34] Speaker A: That's not what that's for. What's that for? Planet Fitness got that Total Body Enhancement. I've never done it. I did it today because I wanted to see what it was. [00:02:40] Speaker D: So, what, you put your tummy inside or some shit and they just roll it? [00:02:43] Speaker C: You just standing. You standing in a little booth. [00:02:45] Speaker A: It's red lights. And it's supposed to, like, work, Work your, like, your muscles and also, like, do something with a light, man. I don't know. I, I. So, yeah, it comes with the, it comes with the membership. I just want to see what the. It was. [00:02:57] Speaker C: It looked like tanning goggles, though. [00:02:58] Speaker B: This. [00:02:59] Speaker A: I probably is the same ones they use for the tanning. [00:03:01] Speaker D: Both. [00:03:01] Speaker A: But I'm. I mean, you look a little darker. [00:03:03] Speaker C: Why was you in there? [00:03:04] Speaker A: First of all, tanning is really bad for you. [00:03:07] Speaker C: I mean, so is the sun. [00:03:08] Speaker A: It's because it's UV rays, right? Right. But this is not UV rays. This is red light. It's fluorescent. I don't know what it is. Actually. [00:03:14] Speaker D: I got 3D glasses that got UV rays protection on it. [00:03:18] Speaker C: Protection. [00:03:19] Speaker A: Well, good. [00:03:19] Speaker E: Yeah, probably. [00:03:20] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:03:20] Speaker A: That's not the same thing. That's the opposite of a tanning booth. [00:03:23] Speaker D: Oh. So I wanted to get in my eyes, so I had to remove the uv, Right. [00:03:27] Speaker C: You wanted it in your eye. [00:03:28] Speaker D: I'm just saying. [00:03:29] Speaker C: We didn't even start a gay off yet, man. Hold on, bro. [00:03:31] Speaker E: He's already claiming the victory. That's what, that's what that means. [00:03:34] Speaker D: I'm just saying. J. Mac. J. Mac. First of all, man, you have to, you, you have to celebrate today, right? Yes, sir. Boy J. Smooth is back in the building. And, and, and tell him. [00:03:43] Speaker E: Smooth. [00:03:43] Speaker D: That's the reason I want to apologize to you guys. I've been away, you know what I'm saying? I had a lot of things going on in my life, you know what I'm saying, that caused me to be away. Right. You know what I'm saying? You had 360 lipo daddy duties and like that. You know, these other fathers, they still. [00:03:59] Speaker C: Find they got one kid. [00:04:01] Speaker D: Hey, but see, but see, when, when the other parent. This way, Daddy got to do 100% of the duties. [00:04:07] Speaker A: I got four kids. [00:04:08] Speaker C: Hey, no, hey, real talk. I think the last time I saw you and baby girl, what the, bro, she didn't sprouted like seven inches. [00:04:19] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:04:19] Speaker C: Since the last time I saw her. [00:04:20] Speaker D: Yeah, she getting big. She getting big. I'm out. I gotta get to the government. We. We got to get to the gun range. [00:04:25] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:04:26] Speaker D: I said, we, we. So y'all gotta help motivate me. You know what I'm saying? Just. I want to be like my boy. I don't. Goddamn power. He just shot the. The police. I'm. You need to. [00:04:36] Speaker C: You're gonna need to shoot a nigga soon. [00:04:37] Speaker D: Like, shit. [00:04:39] Speaker A: Hey. [00:04:39] Speaker D: Cause, hey, look, it was a cat at my job, right? I rolled up on him and stole him out. And he know me because outside of the job, I had a hat on and shit like that. Normally I wear a button down and some slacks and shit like that. So I had a hat on so he didn't recognize me. And my window don't work on the passenger side, so I couldn't roll my window down. And I'm like, yo, nigga, I kept pointing. He like, why is this nigga pointing at me? He looking like that, right? And so I took my hat off. And it wasn't until like 30 seconds later, nigga's like, oh, shit, we about to pull off then. So he approached me at a job. He said, look, he was like, I ain't know that was you at first. And then you had that broad on the sea, which I said, that broad, that's my daughter. He said that. Brian just was looking at me and said, I'm like, that's my daughter. She's 12. [00:05:22] Speaker C: My middle school daughter. She ain't even high school yet. [00:05:25] Speaker A: I mean, but it ain't long, though. Jace moves. [00:05:26] Speaker D: It ain't. It ain't. [00:05:29] Speaker A: I'm talking about 16 is the. Is. I would say average age. Yeah, that's four years. [00:05:35] Speaker E: It's like 15 now. [00:05:36] Speaker A: But that's going average. That means that's average. So some of them starting at 12, 13. [00:05:40] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:05:40] Speaker C: You might. [00:05:40] Speaker D: You. [00:05:40] Speaker C: If you get 16, just know. [00:05:42] Speaker E: She already knows. [00:05:43] Speaker C: God bless you. My name. [00:05:44] Speaker D: She gonna hold out a long time. [00:05:46] Speaker E: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you raised it. [00:05:47] Speaker C: You need to do what I did. I'm telling you. You need to have her go lesbian at least. [00:05:52] Speaker D: I'm not doing that. I'm on my. I have a. [00:05:54] Speaker C: Who gives a. What her mom want? [00:05:56] Speaker E: Mom don't gotta know. [00:05:57] Speaker D: Cause she might go and don't come back. That's like. That's like in a Marvel movie when they went to go look for the. And they just found the lady. [00:06:05] Speaker E: As long as she's happy, she's happy. [00:06:06] Speaker A: Bro, are you homophobic Jason. Yeah, you are. [00:06:10] Speaker E: How you gonna hate your own kind? [00:06:11] Speaker D: That might. [00:06:29] Speaker C: You are listening to the no nonsense show. 10% less bullshit than any other podcast, guaranteed. [00:06:38] Speaker E: But you won too, though. [00:06:40] Speaker D: That's a deal. [00:06:41] Speaker A: In the room, they already blasting you. French Red. He got his hat on backwards, trying to look like he mean business. You say he's trying to look like a straight man over the top. [00:06:49] Speaker D: Let me ask you a question. Do you not have one regular good ball cap? Like, beyond this shit? Like, all your shit just fold up. Like you can put it. [00:06:56] Speaker E: That's the point of the pack, bro. [00:06:57] Speaker D: Like, I'm talking about, you don't wear no regular ball cap. [00:07:00] Speaker C: They all been in the wash, right? [00:07:01] Speaker D: Yeah, like, French, like, your shit is either your hat fit. Like, your clothes too small. He got them sandlot hats like this motherfucker right here. Like. [00:07:09] Speaker A: But hold up, though. I assure you, French Reggie is not looking extra masculine tonight. Tonight, just before the show started, Jay Smooth walked over and looked over his shoulder. French Reggie's on FaceTime with another dude, Nick, and have no shirt. [00:07:22] Speaker E: Context is everything, bro. [00:07:24] Speaker C: We didn't see this context. This nigga had no clothes on and. [00:07:27] Speaker E: We had clothes on, but he just didn't have a shirt. [00:07:29] Speaker C: No, wait a minute. [00:07:30] Speaker E: There's a difference. [00:07:30] Speaker C: Did you see the rest of his clothes? [00:07:32] Speaker E: No. [00:07:32] Speaker C: So how do you know he had clothes on? [00:07:33] Speaker E: But, hey, I didn't. But he just didn't have a shirt. [00:07:36] Speaker C: How do you know he had rest of his clothes on? [00:07:38] Speaker E: It's not my business to know. [00:07:39] Speaker C: But you advertising it. Like, you know. [00:07:41] Speaker E: I'm just saying context is everything. They gotta think I'm really looking at a nigga naked. And he was. I wasn't. [00:07:46] Speaker A: His nipples were out. [00:07:48] Speaker C: How do you know he wasn't. [00:07:49] Speaker A: Who the fuck facetimes another dude with his nipples out. [00:07:52] Speaker D: French, first of all, you should have said, yo, bro, you should have checked that shit early on. Cause niggas, if that nigga that comfortable and he talking to you. This nigga was laid across his bed. Look, like, right. [00:08:03] Speaker A: Though, we all get on. We all get beside French Reggie and start joking. This, he just giggle with us. He don't even go put his shirt on. [00:08:09] Speaker C: He. He did cover up a little bit. He like covered. [00:08:11] Speaker D: Don't be shy. [00:08:12] Speaker C: Like, his nipples that covered his nipples. And like, oh, no, no. [00:08:15] Speaker D: Like, he embarrassed that these only for French. Look. And French. [00:08:19] Speaker E: And French, you. [00:08:20] Speaker D: French was smiling and I'm like, french, how are you in this? In the hallway? He in the cut in a tuck away talking to A nigga like he high school. This nigga just smiling. He looking at French. [00:08:29] Speaker A: He wasn't in this room. He walked outside, walked out. [00:08:31] Speaker D: I'm like, french. And. And see, French thought he was going to get away with this shit. French, how are you talking to another N? You should have said, first of all, bro, let's make sure you got a lot of clothes on outside of just not having a shirt on. Cuz nigga looked like he was fresh ass naked. [00:08:44] Speaker C: But there is an option not to answer a face call, right? [00:08:47] Speaker D: I mean, you can do audio. You can do audio, but he may. [00:08:50] Speaker A: Not have known he was naked. So when that shit said no, no, no, no, no, no. When it said woo, you hit him up, right? [00:08:54] Speaker E: He hit me up. [00:08:55] Speaker C: Oh, so he hit you up with no clothes on. [00:08:57] Speaker A: French race a sign. [00:08:59] Speaker D: Yeah. He knew he was gonna be trying to seduce you. He knew you was gonna buy. That's the first time. That's the first sign. [00:09:04] Speaker A: France. [00:09:07] Speaker C: My thing is I thought that French Reggie hit him up, right? And he answered, you know, he got him at an inopportune time. He's like, yo, I just got out the shower. [00:09:15] Speaker A: Prepare for that. Right through doing some push ups and bird chest. Look like a hawk. [00:09:21] Speaker D: Hey, friends. That. That was crazy. [00:09:23] Speaker C: What? [00:09:23] Speaker D: What was that video we had with. [00:09:24] Speaker C: Old girl said birches looking like a hawk. [00:09:28] Speaker D: What was that video we had with old girl? Fonte. Thank you, Fante. She was drunk and she was playing that one song, deliver chick. [00:09:34] Speaker A: Throw that ass in a circle. [00:09:37] Speaker D: Remember she had titties? [00:09:40] Speaker C: Throw that ass in the circle. [00:09:42] Speaker D: Yeah, I'm like that. [00:09:44] Speaker C: We should bring that back. I forgot about that. [00:09:46] Speaker A: She was. That's not funny. No, it is. [00:09:48] Speaker D: That is hilarious. [00:09:50] Speaker A: She's retarded though. She was retarded and Drun drunk. I don't give a that FaceTime ban that video because I saved it. [00:09:56] Speaker C: Throw that ass in a circle. [00:09:57] Speaker D: It's like, it's. It's on my YouTube. [00:10:00] Speaker C: Put the. On the chain wax. That. That was like, that's. [00:10:05] Speaker E: She was like, hey, fun stuff. [00:10:09] Speaker D: Throw that ass in the circle. [00:10:11] Speaker C: Throw that ass in the circle. [00:10:14] Speaker A: Okay, so I know what you guys all tuned in for. We finally did it. Well, what happened was we were going to. We were trying to get a gay person to come on the show and ask the questions and then also be the judge. However, we were not successful. I guess people thought we were going to make fun of them when actuality the joke is on. Jay Smooth and French Reggie. [00:10:34] Speaker C: I think I could have probably got a gay dude you know, I just didn't know. I just didn't know. Listen. A love got a homeboy shout out to Dante. Is it Dante? Yeah, something. Yeah, that nigga. And yeah, I think he, you know, he cool with it. He. He very comfortable with his gayness. Well, he might have. [00:10:54] Speaker A: Why are you telling us now? Who cares now? [00:10:55] Speaker C: I'm just saying he might have wanted to say, whoever wins, I get to go home with. [00:10:58] Speaker A: So he postponed it till another week. [00:11:00] Speaker C: Nope. [00:11:01] Speaker A: We got this. [00:11:01] Speaker C: I'm doing this shit tonight. [00:11:03] Speaker A: So if for you guys who are not in the slack room, what happened was I put the. The call out in the slack room. That what we're gonna do is we were gonna all come up with questions and then we could vote on it later. So I have 10 questions and a bonus question. This is the way it's going to go. Each person has. Somebody's gonna be in headphones, and the other person has to answer all 10. I mean, excuse me, 11 questions. But you only get one minute to answer the question. If you don't answer the question within one minute, or if you say I don't know or you don't answer it, you get a gay point automatically. Automatically. It's a gay point going towards the end. Vote. Jerry Mack, I need you to get a stopwatch. [00:11:39] Speaker D: I got it. [00:11:40] Speaker A: All right, so each question is a minute, and then we're gonna switch and do the other person. At the end of this, I'm gonna need you guys to be paying attention because you're gonna have to vote on who loses or. How are we saying it? Lose or win. Who wins the gay off or who loses the gay off? No, I mean, I think they both kind of wanna. I think they both. They're, like, frustrated, and this is gonna be their opportunity to really just come on out. [00:11:59] Speaker C: Come on out. [00:11:59] Speaker D: Just come on out. Come on out. [00:12:01] Speaker A: We're gonna say win the gay off. [00:12:02] Speaker C: Let that black. What was it? Black, Black. [00:12:05] Speaker D: Black. [00:12:05] Speaker C: China. Who the fuck was. What's your alter ego? [00:12:07] Speaker A: They talking about French Reggie. [00:12:08] Speaker E: Black. Roxanne. [00:12:09] Speaker A: They talking about French Reggie. [00:12:12] Speaker E: I'm just trying to spread. [00:12:14] Speaker A: Just like, who wants to be a millionaire? [00:12:18] Speaker E: Let's do this, man. I'm not gay, so I'm not worried. [00:12:21] Speaker A: I'm not gay. [00:12:22] Speaker C: I'm not. [00:12:22] Speaker D: I'm not gay. [00:12:25] Speaker A: Let us be the judge of that. French Reggie. [00:12:29] Speaker E: Let's do it. So who start? [00:12:31] Speaker A: All right, so somebody got to put some headphones on. Who going to do it first? [00:12:33] Speaker E: I want to go. Second. [00:12:35] Speaker A: I want to go sing it. [00:12:36] Speaker C: Of course. [00:12:37] Speaker E: I didn't even say it like that. Don't even play my voice like that. [00:12:40] Speaker A: I ain't going to sing it. [00:12:44] Speaker E: It don't break nothing. Are you nervous? What the are you doing? This make you nervous? This nervous? [00:12:52] Speaker A: What are you plugging in? [00:12:53] Speaker E: It's not the sht. [00:12:55] Speaker A: Why? You don't need that. [00:12:56] Speaker D: I'm trying to charge my phone. [00:12:59] Speaker C: This. This. This wore a pink shirt to the. [00:13:02] Speaker A: G. I don't think that thing works. [00:13:08] Speaker E: He's deflecting from. From the test, man. [00:13:11] Speaker A: I don't think it works, man. [00:13:12] Speaker C: He's like, if I wear a pink, maybe I'll. I. It's like the anti gay. [00:13:17] Speaker A: No, they say that salmon. [00:13:18] Speaker C: Oh, that's salmon. [00:13:19] Speaker A: Yeah, that's salmon color. [00:13:20] Speaker E: Oh, that's. That's what that is. [00:13:22] Speaker C: You act like you don't know. You know, I thought that was pink. You know what shade of pink that is? [00:13:25] Speaker E: That was like a pink purple. [00:13:27] Speaker C: Rose blush. [00:13:29] Speaker A: Jay Smooth, are you ready, man? [00:13:30] Speaker E: I need the. The headphones, though. [00:13:32] Speaker A: No, you have headphones. They're on your. They're on your head, right? [00:13:35] Speaker E: I'm not supposed to hear the answers. [00:13:36] Speaker A: You said, oh, you're going second. Well, you can't go second because he's got the music. Unless you got music. [00:13:40] Speaker E: All right, yeah, let's go. [00:13:42] Speaker A: Oh, he's like, if you were gay. [00:13:43] Speaker C: Don'T you want to be first? [00:13:44] Speaker E: Let's just do it. [00:13:46] Speaker C: I mean, cuz I think second in the gay world is not good. [00:13:50] Speaker A: Ain't no music coming out. [00:13:51] Speaker E: J Move. Yeah, and don't play no soft beast. Like, play some heavy metal. [00:13:56] Speaker C: Heavy metal it is. [00:13:58] Speaker D: It's. [00:13:58] Speaker A: No, turn it all the way up. [00:13:59] Speaker E: My name A.C. d.C. [00:14:01] Speaker C: Hold on, cuz. J Move. J Smooth is known for cheating. [00:14:04] Speaker A: All right, let's do this, man. All right, so J. French, Reggie. One minute. [00:14:08] Speaker C: One minute. [00:14:08] Speaker A: You have to give an answer. [00:14:10] Speaker E: You have to give an answer. [00:14:11] Speaker A: If you say no, then that's automatically gay. [00:14:13] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:14:14] Speaker C: Let me know when you're ready. [00:14:16] Speaker A: All righty. Let's do this. Let's do it. [00:14:18] Speaker C: What are you. Are you worried about? [00:14:21] Speaker A: Sick. He's sick. He's so worried. All right, let's see here. [00:14:25] Speaker C: Shout out to 1800 while we waiting. [00:14:28] Speaker A: 1800. [00:14:28] Speaker E: You drinking my. [00:14:29] Speaker A: You drinking my liquor? Yes. [00:14:31] Speaker C: Keita said you don't even like that. [00:14:33] Speaker A: Okay. [00:14:33] Speaker C: Kit said that. [00:14:34] Speaker A: Okay, so here we go. You ready? Singing. All right. When watching porn, do you time your orgasm with the guy on the screen or do you keep watching to figure out how much longer he lasted compared to yourself? [00:14:48] Speaker E: I Just whenever I come, I come. I don't time it. [00:14:51] Speaker A: Okay, you have a choice. When watching porn, do you time your orgasms? The guy on the screen, or do you keep watching to figure out how much longer he lasted compared to yourself? [00:14:59] Speaker C: One or the other. [00:15:00] Speaker E: If anything, I do it whenever he comes. [00:15:03] Speaker A: If you had to be the end in a human centipede, are you the head or the tail? [00:15:09] Speaker E: The head. [00:15:11] Speaker A: Would you rather be straight and everyone think you are gay or be gay and everyone think you're straight? [00:15:18] Speaker E: I would rather be. Can you ask a question? [00:15:20] Speaker A: Sure. [00:15:22] Speaker E: Hey, I don't want my minute to be gay. [00:15:23] Speaker A: Would you rather be straight and everyone think you are gay or gay and everyone think you're straight? [00:15:27] Speaker E: I'd rather be straight and everybody think that I'm gay. [00:15:30] Speaker A: Okay. If you have a few things to carry and no backpack is available, what do you use? [00:15:36] Speaker E: My hands. You said no backpack, right? [00:15:40] Speaker A: Yeah, but you got a few things you can't carry with your hands. I'm saying you gotta. What do you put them in? A few things to carry and no backpack is available. What do you use? [00:15:47] Speaker E: I cannot use a travel bag. [00:15:49] Speaker A: No, my nigga, yes, you can. [00:15:51] Speaker E: Okay, okay. Travel. I just. I thought I couldn't see the word bag at all. [00:15:53] Speaker A: Travel bag. Yeah, travel bag. It's not a backpack. The middle of your back is itching. Do you try to bend your body until you reach it? Use the corner of a door frame or ask your male coworker to help. [00:16:04] Speaker E: Corner of a door frame. [00:16:06] Speaker A: Pick one. Pickle. Cucumber or eggplant? [00:16:11] Speaker E: Cucumber. [00:16:15] Speaker A: Would you rather have to watch a man jag off for 10 minutes and get $50? Or passionately tongue kiss a man for 10 seconds and receive 1000? [00:16:22] Speaker E: 10 seconds. 1000. I'll take that. What is less time, more money? [00:16:32] Speaker A: What is the correct way to drink from a. Show us. You got to show us. [00:16:35] Speaker E: I need a straw. To show you. [00:16:36] Speaker A: Just pretend it's a straw. When you play sports and you slap the other players on the back side, is your hand loose or do you use a firm hand? [00:16:49] Speaker E: Backside, and it's loose. [00:16:50] Speaker C: Hands together or spread apart? [00:16:53] Speaker E: It's usually together. [00:16:55] Speaker C: Okay. [00:16:55] Speaker A: All right. Would you rather sit on a piece of cake and eat a dick or sit on a dick and eat a piece of cake? [00:17:02] Speaker E: I would rather eat the cake, so. I would rather eat the cake so. [00:17:05] Speaker A: The dick is in your ass. [00:17:05] Speaker C: You're right. All right. [00:17:08] Speaker E: I didn't even think about it that way. All right, I got to take that out. [00:17:12] Speaker A: All right. What's the gayest thing you've ever seen in your life. [00:17:15] Speaker E: Another man kissing another man. [00:17:17] Speaker A: You saw that in person? [00:17:18] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:17:19] Speaker A: Okay. All right. That's good. [00:17:24] Speaker C: Holy. [00:17:28] Speaker E: That was good, though. I. With those questions. [00:17:30] Speaker C: Yeah, of course you do. [00:17:31] Speaker A: Bet you do. With him. [00:17:33] Speaker C: All right, J. Smooth. [00:17:35] Speaker A: Gay smooth. [00:17:36] Speaker C: Come on. [00:17:37] Speaker E: You ready? [00:17:37] Speaker C: I need you to take this serious, okay? You need to be ready. My fritz. [00:17:44] Speaker E: All right. [00:17:44] Speaker A: You ready, Jason? [00:17:45] Speaker D: Yeah. Your boy J. Smooth is in the building for all my. My smoothies out there. Hey, what's happening? I'm back. I'm back. Let's go. [00:17:52] Speaker C: Here we go. [00:17:52] Speaker D: Let's do it. [00:17:53] Speaker A: Let's do it. When watching porn, do you porn, do you time your orgasm with the guy on the screen, or do you keep watching to figure out how much longer he lasted compared to yourself? [00:18:00] Speaker D: I. I don't watch porn. [00:18:02] Speaker A: That's one gay point, man. You better answer the question. You got a choice. [00:18:05] Speaker D: You said so the question is, when. [00:18:07] Speaker A: Watching porn, do you time your orgasm with the guy on the screen, or do you keep watching to figure out how much longer he lasted compared to you? [00:18:13] Speaker D: No, I just. If I had to watch this, I'm just gonna jack my. [00:18:16] Speaker A: There's two choices. [00:18:18] Speaker E: My. [00:18:18] Speaker D: So I have to answer one. Yes. Do you. [00:18:21] Speaker A: Do you. Or you time it with the dude on the screen, or do you do yours and watch him to the end? [00:18:25] Speaker D: This real good, this guy. [00:18:28] Speaker E: Come on. [00:18:28] Speaker D: Watch that to the end. [00:18:29] Speaker A: Okay, if you had to be the end in a human centipede, are you the head or the tail? [00:18:34] Speaker D: If I had to be the head. [00:18:35] Speaker A: The end of a human centipede, either you in the at the front or you at the back. Which one are you, the head or the tail? [00:18:40] Speaker D: Nigga, I'm gonna be the head. [00:18:44] Speaker A: Would you rather be straight and everyone think you're gay or be gay and everyone thinks you're straight? [00:18:51] Speaker D: Hold on. If I had to be gay, would I rather be gay? [00:18:53] Speaker A: No. [00:18:54] Speaker D: Everybody think I'm straight. No. Or would I be straight and everybody think I'm gay? [00:18:57] Speaker A: Would you rather be straight and everyone think you're gay or think you're gay or you're gay and everybody thinks you're. [00:19:00] Speaker D: Straight, I'd rather be straight and everybody think I'm gay. [00:19:02] Speaker A: Okay, if you had a few things to carry and no backpack is available, what do you use to carry it? [00:19:08] Speaker C: Say what if you got some. [00:19:10] Speaker A: You got a whole bunch of stuff to carry, but you ain't got a backpack, so you can't choose backpack. What are you going to use to carry the Stuff. [00:19:18] Speaker D: My hand. Come on. Talking about like a shirt. [00:19:22] Speaker A: You can't use your hands. Come on. [00:19:23] Speaker D: My pockets. [00:19:24] Speaker A: No, no. [00:19:25] Speaker D: Hey, y'all don't say you have a. [00:19:27] Speaker A: Lot of stuff to carry, a few things to carry. [00:19:29] Speaker C: You can't put it in your pockets. [00:19:30] Speaker D: Okay, you see. [00:19:33] Speaker E: I said. [00:19:34] Speaker D: I said my pocket. That's the up. That's up. [00:19:37] Speaker A: Answer the question, man, quick. [00:19:38] Speaker D: Okay, I put it in my hat. And then you ain't say what you carrying, though. [00:19:43] Speaker A: That's silly, man. [00:19:44] Speaker D: You said a lot of to carry. Y'all a say what? [00:19:45] Speaker C: You said put it in your hat. What are you. [00:19:47] Speaker A: So if you can't use a backpack, what kind of thing are you going to use to carry it in? It's got to be something that you can carry stuff in. You pick. I don't want to say a thing because. [00:19:53] Speaker D: But. But see, when y'all say smoke, this ain't. It's just. [00:19:56] Speaker A: That's not arguable. [00:19:57] Speaker E: 60 seconds is not up. [00:19:58] Speaker A: You about to get a gay point real quick. You ain't got a backpack. Pick something. [00:20:03] Speaker D: It's just. All right, so. Okay, so I ain't got a backpack. I put it in my shirt. [00:20:10] Speaker A: Wow, you're such a follower. All right, the middle of your back is itching. Do you try to bend your body until you reach it? Use the corner of a door frame or ask your male co worker to help. [00:20:20] Speaker D: Corner. I always use the wall or corner of a door frame. [00:20:22] Speaker A: Okay, pick one. Pickle, cucumber or eggplant? [00:20:27] Speaker D: I look like dicks. Hey, the eggplant is like fat. What do you want? Cucumber and pickle them brothers. [00:20:37] Speaker C: You better hurry up. [00:20:39] Speaker D: Hey, hey, that. [00:20:42] Speaker A: Pick one. [00:20:44] Speaker D: That. Let me be a crunchy ass kosher. [00:20:46] Speaker A: You're not it. You're picking one. Just pick one. [00:20:49] Speaker E: All right. [00:20:49] Speaker D: Pickle a pickle. [00:20:52] Speaker A: He's the only person who said they all look like dicks. Nobody else said that, by the way. I want to put that. Voters, look at that, please. [00:20:57] Speaker E: Voters. [00:20:58] Speaker A: All right. Would you rather have to watch a man jack off for 10 minutes and get $50 or passionately tongue kiss a man for 10 seconds and receive a thousand dollars? [00:21:09] Speaker D: Say that again. [00:21:10] Speaker A: Would you rather watch a man jack off for 10 minutes and get $50 or passionately tongue kiss a man for 10 seconds and get $1,000? [00:21:17] Speaker D: I watch that nigga jack off and get 50. I'm good. [00:21:19] Speaker A: Okay, what is the correct way to drink from a straw? You gotta show us. You don't have to have a straw. Just pretend like you Got one. Use your finger or something. [00:21:30] Speaker D: Correct. The drink from a straw. [00:21:31] Speaker A: Make sure the camera can see you. [00:21:32] Speaker C: Yeah, this is your straw. [00:21:35] Speaker D: This motherfucker. [00:21:37] Speaker A: Show us. [00:21:39] Speaker D: Prince ain't do all this. [00:21:41] Speaker A: Yes, he did. Yes, he did. [00:21:43] Speaker E: I'm just not. [00:21:44] Speaker A: Make sure you in the camera view. Make sure you're in the camera view. [00:21:47] Speaker C: That's your straw. Let's see. So you a side. [00:21:55] Speaker A: You a side sucker. [00:21:57] Speaker C: He is. [00:21:57] Speaker D: All right. [00:21:58] Speaker C: A side sucker. [00:21:59] Speaker A: All right. When you play sports and you slap the other players on the backside, is your hand loose or do you use a firm hand? [00:22:07] Speaker D: I slap him on ass. [00:22:09] Speaker A: Nobody said ass, but thank you. [00:22:11] Speaker D: You said. [00:22:11] Speaker A: I said backside. You said ass. Cool. How do you smack them on the ass? Voters, Firm hand or loose hand? Come on, man. 60 seconds. Come on. [00:22:25] Speaker D: I guess it'd be a firm. [00:22:29] Speaker A: Man. Would you rather sit on a piece of cake and eat a dick or sit on a dick and eat a piece of cake? [00:22:37] Speaker D: Sit on a what? [00:22:38] Speaker A: Would you. [00:22:39] Speaker C: You rather sit on a piece of. [00:22:40] Speaker A: Cake, eat a dick or sit on a dick and eat a piece of cake? [00:22:43] Speaker D: Yeah, dick. [00:22:48] Speaker C: What Would you rather eat, cake or dick? [00:22:51] Speaker E: That's how I answered mine. [00:22:53] Speaker D: I was like, look, I don't want to sit on no dick, so I'm just going to eat the dick. [00:23:02] Speaker A: Yo. [00:23:03] Speaker E: He literally said, eat the dick. [00:23:06] Speaker C: No, but that's it. You taking it up the ass. [00:23:08] Speaker E: I just said, I'll eat the cake. I didn't say I. You know, I tried to avoid that part. [00:23:12] Speaker A: You can't avoid it. [00:23:13] Speaker D: But you taking the dick. [00:23:14] Speaker E: Yeah, but I didn't say I'm gonna. [00:23:16] Speaker A: Sit on the last bonus question. Jay Smove, bonus. What is the gayest? Yes, it is. What's the gayest thing you've ever seen. [00:23:21] Speaker E: In your life and you with before? So what's up? [00:23:25] Speaker D: The gayest thing I ever seen in my life. I mean, at Pima Park. I don't know. [00:23:31] Speaker A: Doing what? [00:23:33] Speaker D: Hey, the gas. When we rolled down that one summer, we. Then the homies was downtown. [00:23:39] Speaker A: Nope. [00:23:39] Speaker D: And I was with him and them. The first time I saw them dudes down at Bulldog standing between the other legs and kissing. I thought that was the crazy shit. [00:23:49] Speaker C: All right, all right, so here's the deal. [00:23:52] Speaker A: Here's the deal. Me and Jamie Mack are only going to be arbitrators if you guys can't reach an agreement in the live room. I want you guys to go ahead and tally yourselves up. Kit, please do me a favor and give me a score. We're going to continue on with the show. But wow. Good job, guys. Good job. [00:24:10] Speaker E: That was interesting. [00:24:11] Speaker D: J, Matt J. Who you think. Who you think. [00:24:15] Speaker C: I don't know, man, because y'all said some wild. [00:24:18] Speaker A: There's a lot of wild. [00:24:19] Speaker E: Your questions don't give you no choice. [00:24:21] Speaker C: No, no, no, no. [00:24:22] Speaker A: Let's go over these questions. So when watching porn, do you time your orgasm with the guy on the screen, or do you keep watching to figure out how much longer he lasted compared to you? [00:24:30] Speaker E: Not that one I'm talking about. Hold on, hold on. [00:24:31] Speaker C: Stop. [00:24:32] Speaker A: No, let's talk about that, though. Have y'all. Have y'all ever. I know you don't really watch that much porn, but when you do watch it, does the guys come have any. Like, have you ever been in a situation where you like, oh, this nigga's really feeling that shit? He's about to come and then you come? [00:24:43] Speaker D: No, I just. Motherfucker. [00:24:44] Speaker A: You feel like that? [00:24:45] Speaker E: No, I only come when I come. [00:24:46] Speaker A: Like, so you come when you come and it's over. Yeah. [00:24:48] Speaker E: Whenever I'm done busting my nut, I stop watching the porn. Watch immediately. [00:24:51] Speaker A: Immediately. You stop. Like, you don't. You push pause as soon as. As soon as your neck comes, you pit pause real quick while you're. Just to make sure you don't see a second more. [00:24:58] Speaker E: After I bust the nut and then the nut is done busting, I close the window and start cleaning up. [00:25:03] Speaker D: Clean up your phone. [00:25:04] Speaker E: Clean up the room or bathroom. [00:25:07] Speaker A: Why do you. Why do you want a visual? [00:25:09] Speaker D: Now, I'm just asking this thing because this was over there. Like this. He was like this, moving to say, y'all ain't see the. Why do you wanna. [00:25:15] Speaker A: Why do you want more vision? [00:25:16] Speaker D: I did. [00:25:16] Speaker E: No, that's how I do it whenever I'm done. Because, like, once I done, like, once I bust, I'm like, what the was I watching that for? Like, I go completely guilty kind of sorta. It's not real guilt, but it's like, kind of like, what the am I doing? [00:25:27] Speaker D: You feel convicted. [00:25:28] Speaker E: Like, what the am I doing? Yeah. So I go and clean up. Yeah. It's really my time whenever I. I bust my nut. [00:25:35] Speaker A: Well, I mean, Jimmy Mac watches porn for fun, so. [00:25:38] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:25:38] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:25:38] Speaker E: That's why I was shocked when you just was pulled out a porn clip just to watch. [00:25:42] Speaker C: No, listen. And. [00:25:43] Speaker E: And I only watch porn to jack off. [00:25:44] Speaker C: Like, there. If you just, like hard orgasms, where the be coming. And that's. That's my new genre. [00:25:52] Speaker E: Oh, just by themselves. Solo. [00:25:53] Speaker C: No, no, no, no. They be on the dick. Oh, but they be having like them eye rolls. [00:25:57] Speaker A: Yes, I've had anyone. They're like, completely out of control. [00:26:00] Speaker E: Yeah, we've seen some clips. [00:26:02] Speaker D: Yeah, like a bitch had a season. [00:26:03] Speaker C: Yeah. No, look. Yeah, look if she. Look if she. [00:26:06] Speaker D: That's how you can tell when be real. When they. Them faces are uncontrollable. They can't control that. They don't give a what they look like. [00:26:14] Speaker A: Yeah, right, right. [00:26:14] Speaker D: So. So. [00:26:15] Speaker E: So do you. [00:26:16] Speaker A: You always have an org. You don't never care what you look like. What's next? If you had to be the end of a human centipede. Head or tail? Both. You guys. No, wait a minute. You picked. You want to be the head? [00:26:25] Speaker C: He said head too. [00:26:26] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:26:26] Speaker C: So they both want it in the ass. [00:26:28] Speaker A: Y'all both getting in your ass. That's how a centipede works. Somebody's connected to you. [00:26:32] Speaker C: So you're the top. So that means you don't. You don't. You don't. Your mouth is open. [00:26:36] Speaker A: Yeah. You don eat no dick or ass or nothing but that ass. [00:26:39] Speaker E: But if you were to tell is any of that. [00:26:41] Speaker C: No, the tail is. You just plugged in like that damn dog on Jason. [00:26:45] Speaker A: No, I think it's mouth to ass. [00:26:46] Speaker C: Oh, the human centipede, huh? [00:26:48] Speaker E: Oh, really? I never knew that about. [00:26:50] Speaker A: So it was a dude with his mouth in your ass. [00:26:52] Speaker C: Human centipede. What was that Was actually. [00:26:54] Speaker A: I never saw that stupid ass movie, but that's what it was about. Something like that. Anyway, so both of you guys wear the head. Okay. Would you rather be straight and everyone think you're gay or be gay and everyone thinks you're straight? What's the rationale, French Reggie? [00:27:06] Speaker E: Because at the end of the day, I'm straight, so it doesn't. [00:27:08] Speaker A: But you want people just to think you're gay. [00:27:09] Speaker E: I don't care what people think. That's my life. [00:27:11] Speaker A: Image perceived as image achieved. [00:27:12] Speaker E: Yeah, but you like that. [00:27:15] Speaker A: Image perceived as image achieve. You like that? [00:27:17] Speaker E: Yeah, it's good. Good poetry. [00:27:18] Speaker A: So that y'all both feel like it's okay if people think you're gay. [00:27:21] Speaker E: Because I am what I am. Yeah, so what? [00:27:23] Speaker D: They think, okay, I'm straight. [00:27:24] Speaker E: I don't care what you think. You don't know me. [00:27:26] Speaker A: But the women think you're gay, too. [00:27:27] Speaker E: Hey, I'm gonna have to prove them wrong. [00:27:29] Speaker A: No, you don't get no chance like that. Women do not fuck with gay dudes, man. [00:27:33] Speaker E: They do. They're usually their best friends. How you know Jason with all of them. [00:27:37] Speaker A: Not best friends. I'm talking about. You're not going to get any ass. [00:27:40] Speaker C: He said I. They do. [00:27:41] Speaker A: They do. He said they do. [00:27:42] Speaker C: They do. [00:27:43] Speaker E: They are friends. [00:27:44] Speaker A: Tell us because your friend, your friend got girlfriends. [00:27:47] Speaker E: That too. But every gay dude you know how has a girl best friend. [00:27:51] Speaker A: Nah, not best friend friend. [00:27:53] Speaker E: I mean, I know we talking about, but I'm just saying they're around girls. [00:27:56] Speaker C: So you just want to hang out with them? [00:27:57] Speaker E: No, I'm them. [00:27:59] Speaker A: Okay, now that you. Now they think you're gay for a transaction. [00:28:02] Speaker E: Some of them. Some of them are like that. [00:28:04] Speaker A: Okay, if you have a few things to carry and no backpack is available, what do you use? You said a travel bag. [00:28:08] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:28:09] Speaker A: So what kind of travel bag? Give us a visual of that. [00:28:12] Speaker E: I was thinking like the ones like you put your toothpaste, condoms, all that shit. [00:28:15] Speaker D: You talking about fanny pack. [00:28:16] Speaker C: He said condoms. [00:28:17] Speaker E: When you travel, you don't bring condoms. Wait a minute. [00:28:20] Speaker A: I'm just wondering why you want toothpaste and condoms together. So you don't necessarily brush after. [00:28:25] Speaker C: Keep his breath fresh. [00:28:26] Speaker E: No, no, you put the condom on the little zipper that's separate from the inside the bag. [00:28:30] Speaker C: So your condoms can't touch your toothpaste. [00:28:33] Speaker E: That's how I just do it. [00:28:34] Speaker C: Okay. [00:28:34] Speaker A: Yeah. Okay. [00:28:35] Speaker C: If that happens, he's like, cross contamination. [00:28:37] Speaker A: You just said what? He said a shirt because you didn't have anything. You didn't want to get a gay. [00:28:41] Speaker D: Because I don't. I don't know. [00:28:42] Speaker C: But that's kind of gay. If you just roll up. If you just carry. [00:28:44] Speaker A: But you say that though, so it's not really fair. What would you really use? For real? Don't say your pot. What kind of carrying thing would you. [00:28:51] Speaker D: Use if I didn't have a book bag? [00:28:52] Speaker A: If you couldn't use a book bag? [00:28:53] Speaker D: Because I know that's the suitcase. A suitcase, like a fanny. [00:28:57] Speaker A: Oh, a roller. That's pretty good. I think he used to roll everything. [00:29:02] Speaker C: I think you had a rolly briefcase when we first started. [00:29:04] Speaker A: All right, so the middle of your back is itching. Do you bend your body until you reach it? Use the door frame or a male co worker. I assume nobody would say male co worker, but I don't know. Getting seen a dude scratching up against the wall is kind of gay ass. [00:29:16] Speaker E: I was thinking you was gonna say spatula, because that's what I usually use. [00:29:20] Speaker C: Like, like a. [00:29:21] Speaker E: Like a spatula. [00:29:22] Speaker C: Like, like a. For the kitchen? [00:29:24] Speaker E: No, just the ones that they make that look like back scratchers. [00:29:28] Speaker C: No, my either it's a back scratcher or it's a spatula. Which one you said? [00:29:31] Speaker E: Well, I was saying. I was thinking spatula. I thought the question was gonna say spatula. [00:29:34] Speaker A: So you go in the kitchen. Just walk me through this. You go in the kitchen. You're like, man, my back is itching. You go in the kitchen. Mom, where's the spatula? [00:29:41] Speaker C: Well, he don't. He don't live with mom. He live with two dudes, too. [00:29:43] Speaker A: Sweet. Where's the spatula? Actually, the called you FaceTime naked. Y'all know y'all scratch each other's back. Homie, you scratch my back. [00:29:52] Speaker C: He probably was showing him, like, look, you see where you scratched me earlier? [00:29:54] Speaker D: Hey, you left a mark too. Sweet like, nigga, keep the same energy. I did you last some sick. [00:30:01] Speaker A: Oh, that's pretty gay if you ask me. Pick one pickle. Cucumber or eggplant? French red. You say cucumber really quickly. [00:30:07] Speaker E: I just like cucumbers. Out of all three. [00:30:09] Speaker A: You do? [00:30:09] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:30:09] Speaker A: You like. You like it. [00:30:11] Speaker D: Cucumber and a pickle is the same thing, but the pickle. [00:30:14] Speaker E: Pickles. [00:30:15] Speaker C: Cucumber the firmest. [00:30:16] Speaker A: The pickle's more juicy. Right, Jason? That's why you like it? [00:30:18] Speaker C: Yeah, the cucumber is the firmest. [00:30:20] Speaker E: I like. I like. I like cucumbers and salad. And I like cucumber juice, too. It's a good cleanser. [00:30:27] Speaker C: Cucumber juice. [00:30:28] Speaker E: It's a good cleans. [00:30:29] Speaker A: It's a good clean protein. A lot of protein. [00:30:33] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:30:34] Speaker C: Cucumber juice, like an enema. [00:30:35] Speaker D: Keeps your ph. Keep your ph balance. Regular French. [00:30:40] Speaker A: Wow. [00:30:41] Speaker E: All right, so what's enema? [00:30:44] Speaker A: You don't know what enemy is? [00:30:45] Speaker E: I probably just don't know about that. [00:30:46] Speaker D: Look it up on your way home tonight. That's the way home. [00:30:48] Speaker A: That's where you put water or something. [00:30:50] Speaker C: Some sort of solution in your booty hole. [00:30:52] Speaker D: It's a dish as dust. [00:30:53] Speaker A: And then it makes you so that way that you. [00:30:56] Speaker E: I thought that was called laxatives. [00:30:57] Speaker A: Laxative is a pill. [00:30:59] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:30:59] Speaker E: Oh, okay. [00:31:00] Speaker C: And then. But so what do y'all do in. [00:31:03] Speaker A: Haiti when you get constipated? [00:31:04] Speaker E: Laxatives. [00:31:05] Speaker A: Okay. [00:31:07] Speaker C: What are you doing Haiti when you want to have anal sex? [00:31:09] Speaker E: I don't know, man. I was a kid when I lived in Haiti, so I didn't know about annual sex like that. [00:31:13] Speaker C: Okay. [00:31:13] Speaker E: Annual sex, Anal sex. [00:31:15] Speaker D: I didn't know a. Honestly, I didn't even think took it, and I just thought that put a dick in their ass just as long as you on that just dirty two day, three day band you ain't it. But no, that's worse. [00:31:25] Speaker C: Like if you haven't. [00:31:26] Speaker E: Yeah. Because you're pushing it back in. [00:31:28] Speaker D: I ain't never. [00:31:29] Speaker C: That means there's a lot in there. [00:31:30] Speaker D: And all honesty. In all honesty, right? The. The. The four or five times I've ever tried the I ain't never tell a take. I'm like, I'm just gonna. Just get up in there. Yep. And only that one time that bro, I had them. That boo boo pallets. [00:31:44] Speaker C: Yeah, the boob pellets. [00:31:45] Speaker D: Yeah, them like. [00:31:46] Speaker A: All right, so would you rather watch a man jack off for 10 minutes and get 50? Which Jay smooth picked or passionately tongue kiss a man for 10 seconds, receive a thousand which French red. [00:31:56] Speaker C: This said, I want that money. [00:31:57] Speaker E: Yeah, that's what he said. [00:31:58] Speaker A: So your tongue kissing a dude for. [00:31:59] Speaker D: 10 seconds French you a thought. Yeah, man. [00:32:03] Speaker A: I mean, you're looking all mad now, like. [00:32:05] Speaker E: I'm not mad. I'm just saying. [00:32:06] Speaker A: But look at your face though. You got a different look. [00:32:08] Speaker C: But you, you'll take that tongue for. [00:32:10] Speaker D: 10 seconds for a thousand. [00:32:11] Speaker E: Yeah, I'll take it. [00:32:12] Speaker A: Which guy? Pick a pay. If you had to pick a guy. [00:32:14] Speaker E: I don't even care. [00:32:17] Speaker C: You don't care. [00:32:17] Speaker E: So any guy, as long as he brushes his teet. As long as he brushes his teeth. [00:32:22] Speaker C: And it doesn't matter. So you have. [00:32:23] Speaker E: No, I'm not kissing him for beauty. I'm kissing him for that thousand dollars. [00:32:27] Speaker D: You won't see him. [00:32:28] Speaker E: I don't care. I'm. [00:32:30] Speaker D: So tell me, if you had to. [00:32:30] Speaker A: Pick the guy, you wouldn't pick the guy. You'd rather just pick anybody we put in front of you. [00:32:34] Speaker E: As long as he brushes his teeth and. Yeah, it don't matter. I'm not. [00:32:36] Speaker D: As long as he brush his teeth and as long as he brush his teeth. [00:32:39] Speaker A: Yeah, but. But see first, this the problem we have with you when you pick a big dick over a little dick. Because you might like that more like you gotta. [00:32:46] Speaker E: I never said. [00:32:47] Speaker D: But see, the thing about it is. [00:32:50] Speaker E: The thing. [00:32:50] Speaker D: The thing about if he had to pick a dick, he do that easy. That's off the rap. He got that down. He talking about picking a to kiss. He can't. He's struggling with that. But if you ask him about a dick that, hey, he know all the man dicks. [00:33:00] Speaker A: That's not working. I know what you're trying to do. That's not working. He's trying. I really like that he's Trying to campaign so. French Red. [00:33:07] Speaker D: But I'm just saying you do. You have. [00:33:09] Speaker C: Hey, he bringing up old campaign trail. [00:33:13] Speaker D: French. It's on record how you talk about. Would you rather do this with a dick? And you rather do this with a dick? [00:33:18] Speaker E: I never said black. [00:33:20] Speaker C: Hold up. But real talk. French Reggie said he actually listened to a show where you was claiming to be gay nigga. And you was talking about how you love a nigga. [00:33:27] Speaker D: He did. [00:33:28] Speaker C: On the show. [00:33:28] Speaker A: He said he loved you. [00:33:29] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:33:29] Speaker A: Remember that was your defense for a while. You thought that was gonna make us get off your back. [00:33:33] Speaker D: Yeah, I did that just to fuck with him. I don't believe you. [00:33:35] Speaker C: But that's still fucked up that you did it. [00:33:37] Speaker D: But see mine like this, right? So mine fall into the. The question is the question where you would ask, would you rather have somebody think that you were gay and you really weren't or you really are gay and people think that you're straight? See, at that moment, motherfuckers would think that I'm gay, but I'm really straight. I don't give a fuck what everybody else think. [00:33:56] Speaker A: So why are you gonna take 10 minutes out of your day to watch a dude jack off just for $50? [00:34:00] Speaker E: That's what I was thinking. [00:34:01] Speaker D: $50. But I don't have to kiss the motherfucker. Hey, my eyes. Look, watch this. Watch this. My eyes. It's just my eyes, bro. [00:34:08] Speaker C: Locking them. [00:34:09] Speaker D: This didn't call Ginger Biden. [00:34:15] Speaker E: Ten minutes, right? [00:34:16] Speaker A: You said you're talking over each other. I can't hear you. [00:34:17] Speaker C: Hold up. This is jacking off. Staring you in your eyes and you. And you. Locking. [00:34:22] Speaker A: Talking to you for 10 minutes. [00:34:24] Speaker E: 10 minutes. [00:34:25] Speaker D: I'm fine. I'm fine with it. That's. Look, J. Mac, that's fine. But look, watch this. Watch this. This French is tongue. Kiss nigga for 10 seconds. [00:34:32] Speaker E: 10 seconds. [00:34:35] Speaker C: That's not 10 seconds. [00:34:36] Speaker D: No, that's not 10 seconds. This saying this ABC's. He probably gonna grab your ass in the midst of you kissing. Ain't you gotta do. [00:34:42] Speaker A: Because you locked in French. [00:34:45] Speaker D: What if. What if after that kiss you turned the out? [00:34:48] Speaker A: I won't. [00:34:49] Speaker D: And it's. You said it now. [00:34:50] Speaker A: That's. That's. That's stupid, man. [00:34:52] Speaker D: That's not stupid. [00:34:53] Speaker A: You're not gonna turn gay. If you were. If you were gay before you kissed him. [00:34:56] Speaker D: No, no, no. But be honest. It might have been this might have been it that the strada broke. [00:35:00] Speaker E: That's what happened to you. [00:35:01] Speaker D: Because the right. It might have been thinking we don't know. And French, if you want to come out, it's okay. It's perfect. Okay. [00:35:07] Speaker A: French Reggie, what are you gonna do with that thousand dollars? That's right. [00:35:09] Speaker E: I'll probably catch up on some bills. [00:35:13] Speaker A: You just had to kiss a nigga. [00:35:14] Speaker D: If that give you a thousand dollars, you gotta catch some dick. They gonna say, you gotta catch some dick. He's like kissing. That's it. French, you gotta give me that ass. [00:35:22] Speaker C: Stop, stop. [00:35:23] Speaker D: You gotta give me that ass. [00:35:24] Speaker E: The deal was kissing 10 seconds. That nigga gonna kiss you. Kissing thousands. [00:35:29] Speaker A: He gonna be like, french, you both drank from a straw. [00:35:32] Speaker C: Time out, though. Time out, though. So, like, when the guy kisses a girl, he usually put his tongue. So when two dudes kiss, whose tongue is. [00:35:39] Speaker E: I don't know. But I never kissed the dude. [00:35:40] Speaker A: Are you gonna suck on his tongue? [00:35:41] Speaker C: Oh, right. Going to his mouth or his tongue going. [00:35:44] Speaker E: I'm probably gonna be a horrible kisser for that. 10 seconds. [00:35:48] Speaker A: So normally you're good. [00:35:50] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:35:52] Speaker D: The way you was. Goddamn FaceTime make too sweet. [00:35:56] Speaker E: Hey. [00:35:57] Speaker D: And how this was blushing on the other end of that camera. You might just. It might be. It. Be honest. He might be on the next episode of the Bachelorette. [00:36:04] Speaker C: You trying to influence fury, too. [00:36:06] Speaker E: That's how you know he lost. [00:36:07] Speaker D: He might be on the next episode of Bachelorette, though. You never know. [00:36:09] Speaker E: The fact that you watched a Bachelorette, you know, it's kind of gay. [00:36:13] Speaker A: Did you guys both use a firm hand on the ass slap? [00:36:16] Speaker C: I don't know what. I don't know what French. [00:36:18] Speaker D: I don't know what. [00:36:19] Speaker E: J. [00:36:19] Speaker A: Smooth did loose. [00:36:22] Speaker C: Jay Smooth did it. He tried to do it. [00:36:25] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:36:25] Speaker A: He went and he tried to grab it. [00:36:28] Speaker E: And Jay Smooth went up and under. [00:36:29] Speaker D: Good job. [00:36:30] Speaker A: But French Reggie was like, eh, Good job. Good job. [00:36:34] Speaker E: Good job. Yeah. [00:36:36] Speaker A: Who. Okay, J. Mac, if you're running down the court after you scored a. Like, you dunked on a right and a backhand soft hit you on your butt. [00:36:43] Speaker E: Nah, it's backside. Nah, not butt. [00:36:46] Speaker A: It doesn't matter. [00:36:46] Speaker E: Your back. Nah, nah, nah. [00:36:47] Speaker C: Nobody pats on the back. [00:36:49] Speaker A: But, like, good job. [00:36:51] Speaker D: I never did that. [00:36:53] Speaker E: I only see that in the. In the professional, and I'm sure it's. [00:36:56] Speaker D: Thin in the motherfucker. You feel everything. [00:36:58] Speaker E: I never did that in high school. High school, which is that Each other. [00:37:00] Speaker C: You probably wasn't never good enough to. [00:37:02] Speaker A: Jock strap on y'all. You were never part of a play that was that serious. [00:37:05] Speaker E: Okay. [00:37:06] Speaker A: Like, I've been part of some serious plays. [00:37:07] Speaker C: Right, man? [00:37:09] Speaker A: And the emotion just so Strong. [00:37:10] Speaker D: You just gotta catch. [00:37:11] Speaker E: I've done like the hug and. But not the. [00:37:13] Speaker D: Oh, that's after. That's after the game. So you got to win a big game. You gotta wait till the come to the bench. [00:37:18] Speaker A: If you do anything other than firm, in my opinion, I don't know what the voter's gonna say. But if you do anything other than a firm bad. And you are gay, as if you slack with the soft dude when you say the. [00:37:28] Speaker E: That's what it makes a game. [00:37:29] Speaker C: No, no. [00:37:29] Speaker E: If you just say, how do you. [00:37:31] Speaker A: Good job. [00:37:32] Speaker E: Good job, bro. Like, what's up? Good job, bro. [00:37:36] Speaker A: You just tap him. So I don't really do this dunked on a. You're like, hey, good job. Good job, man. [00:37:42] Speaker E: Yeah, and then we're gonna talk about it in the locker room. [00:37:44] Speaker A: Trot. [00:37:45] Speaker C: Talk about the locker room. What is it to talk about? [00:37:47] Speaker E: We're gonna watch the highlight. [00:37:49] Speaker C: Of what? [00:37:49] Speaker E: Of him dunking on that nigga. [00:37:51] Speaker A: All right, so would you rather sit on a piece of cake and eat a dick? [00:37:54] Speaker C: Here we go. [00:37:54] Speaker A: Or sit on eat a piece of cake? [00:37:56] Speaker C: This is the one I want to talk about. [00:37:57] Speaker A: So French Reggie would rather get cake in his mouth, Right? And Jay Smooth just said he'd rather eat a dick. He said it that way. [00:38:03] Speaker C: So let's. So let's break it down. No, stop. Let's start with French Reggie. [00:38:06] Speaker E: Break it down. [00:38:06] Speaker C: Yeah, the cake. [00:38:08] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:38:08] Speaker C: Does it matter what cake you eating while you sitting on dick? Like, what do you want the best cake you've ever had while you got a dick in your ass? Because for if it was me, that cake gotta be the best shit that ever, ever existed. [00:38:19] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:38:20] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:38:20] Speaker E: In my mind, I'm expecting, like, some delicious pound cake. Cause that's my favorite. Delicious. [00:38:24] Speaker D: Might be giving you delicious. [00:38:25] Speaker A: He gonna be pounding you. [00:38:26] Speaker D: All right. Give you some delicious dick. You're getting pounded out. [00:38:31] Speaker C: You're getting a delicious pound. All right. My. That's for sure. So. So. So off the rip, you said that you would rather sit on a dick and eat the cake. [00:38:42] Speaker E: Eat the cake. [00:38:42] Speaker D: Anime. [00:38:43] Speaker C: Why? Why? Why would you rather have cake in your mouth and dick in your ass? [00:38:48] Speaker E: Because. [00:38:50] Speaker C: Don't worry about him, because he gonna have the answer here in a minute. [00:38:52] Speaker E: Yeah, I know. Because when. When he questions. When I heard that question, I was like, both were gay. Because either you getting fucked in the ass or you suck. [00:38:58] Speaker A: Is there one that's less gay? [00:39:00] Speaker E: I don't know. [00:39:00] Speaker A: See, that's your job is to figure this kind of shit out. [00:39:02] Speaker E: So. So I was Like, I would. I know if I have to put something in my mouth, it would always be a cake, not a dick. So I just went with that. [00:39:08] Speaker A: So if you had to put something in your ass. [00:39:10] Speaker C: I would rather have cake in my ass than dick. I'm just saying, like, if I shove a whole fucking. [00:39:17] Speaker E: And then when he said sit. When he said sit, I wasn't necessarily thinking, like, I'm getting the ass. I probably was just sitting on the lap. [00:39:25] Speaker A: Hold on. How many times have you sat on a naked dick? Just sit on his lap. [00:39:29] Speaker E: I would stuff up Santa Claus. [00:39:31] Speaker C: I would stuff a whole sheet cake up my ass. [00:39:34] Speaker A: Naked. [00:39:35] Speaker E: Not naked. Did you say naked in the question? [00:39:37] Speaker D: Oh, naked and afraid. [00:39:39] Speaker A: How can you sit on a dick if it's not naked? [00:39:41] Speaker C: Well, Santa Claus just hard. [00:39:43] Speaker E: I was just saying, when you a little kid, you go sit in Santa's lap to ask him what you want. [00:39:46] Speaker C: Okay, friends. You ain't like, did he give you what you want? [00:39:50] Speaker A: You don't understand that there's. There's a choice as gayer or not. Like the bigger dick is gayer than. I mean, even even though they're both gay, if you want to get your asshole stretched out. That's something gay about that then. [00:40:03] Speaker E: Sucking a dick. [00:40:04] Speaker C: No, no, no, no. Just on the size of the dick. [00:40:06] Speaker E: You said you'd rather have a. I never said that. [00:40:08] Speaker D: You did. [00:40:09] Speaker E: I said if I was a gay. [00:40:11] Speaker C: Man, you'd want a bigger dick. [00:40:12] Speaker E: I'm assuming you would prefer a bigger dick. I'm not saying I want a gay dick. I'm just saying most gay men would prefer a man. That's packing. [00:40:21] Speaker C: I'm gonna transfer that. [00:40:22] Speaker D: That. [00:40:23] Speaker C: I would translate that if you were gay, you'd want a bigger dick than a smaller dick. [00:40:27] Speaker A: If. [00:40:28] Speaker E: This is all I'm saying. If I was gay, I'll be gay. [00:40:30] Speaker A: I'll do what gay people do. [00:40:32] Speaker C: So gay people don't have. With other gay people with small dicks. [00:40:35] Speaker A: They probably have it. [00:40:36] Speaker C: But see, you only want a. With a. You the kind of gay. [00:40:39] Speaker E: They never said, I want a big dick. [00:40:42] Speaker C: No, if you were gay. [00:40:43] Speaker E: If I was. But I'm not. [00:40:45] Speaker C: No, I know. [00:40:45] Speaker E: That's the key. [00:40:46] Speaker A: You assume that all gay dudes want a big dick. You assume that. [00:40:48] Speaker D: That. [00:40:49] Speaker E: I'm assuming people that like penises like a good size. Women included. Women included. [00:40:57] Speaker A: J. Smooth, back over to Jay Smooth, man. [00:41:00] Speaker C: I don't want none of that Asian dick. [00:41:01] Speaker A: Right. [00:41:01] Speaker C: Give me that Mandingo. [00:41:02] Speaker E: There would be. [00:41:03] Speaker A: Not to be so many Asians in the world if that was the case. French Reggie. [00:41:06] Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah. You never seen a billion of them. [00:41:08] Speaker A: In India, a billion of them in China. J. Smooth about you eating this dick, man? [00:41:12] Speaker C: Come on, Jason. [00:41:12] Speaker A: What's the rationale? [00:41:14] Speaker D: I'm not having no dick in my ass. [00:41:16] Speaker C: But you really it in your mouth. [00:41:17] Speaker D: But the thing about it is. The thing about it is that that dick wouldn't be in my mouth long. [00:41:22] Speaker C: You gotta kiss baby girl with that mouth. [00:41:24] Speaker D: Hey, I bite that off. No, that. Hey, look, my ass would not be stretched like. [00:41:32] Speaker C: But your cheeks. [00:41:33] Speaker A: It might be a big piece of cake. [00:41:35] Speaker C: Listen, listen. [00:41:36] Speaker A: J. [00:41:37] Speaker D: Smooth. [00:41:37] Speaker C: Jay Smooth, Jason. J. Smooth. What if this gets really excited fast. [00:41:45] Speaker D: Hey. [00:41:46] Speaker C: And he busts in your mouth. [00:41:47] Speaker D: Go to shaking. I already. I already know what the symptoms are with about the bus. Nope. Not on me. Not on my watch. [00:41:55] Speaker A: Nope. [00:41:55] Speaker D: How do you know? How do you know? Go to squirming and J. Mac, what's that look you be getting when they hard nut? [00:42:03] Speaker E: How do you know the symptoms, bro? [00:42:04] Speaker D: J. Mac show that look. Go like that. Hey, when go to shaking and squirming like. I'm like, okay, hey, wait a minute. [00:42:14] Speaker C: So let me. [00:42:14] Speaker D: Not today. [00:42:15] Speaker C: So what you're saying is you got that good head? [00:42:17] Speaker E: No, that's what he's saying. [00:42:22] Speaker C: He's gonna have a nigga shaking and shimmering. [00:42:24] Speaker A: Jake Smooth got a five head. [00:42:26] Speaker D: I'm just. Hey, I ain't gonna be bowled out like French. French getting bowed out. And he gonna make sure the nigga have a big dick now. [00:42:33] Speaker C: But that's gonna fuck you with everything you eat for the rest of your life. [00:42:36] Speaker D: Hey, it's all good. [00:42:37] Speaker C: Your taste buds ain't gonna be the same after that. [00:42:39] Speaker D: Hey, if you getting into the ass your ain't gonna be right for the rest of your life. [00:42:43] Speaker E: How do you know? [00:42:44] Speaker D: Hey, look, nigga, I can imagine. [00:42:46] Speaker A: So French Reggie, the gayest thing you've ever seen in your life. This is the gayest thing you've ever seen is two dudes kissing. Yeah, that's the gayest shit you wrote. You wrote a gay dude shotgun. And the gayest thing you ever saw was two dudes kissing. [00:42:58] Speaker C: You were just FaceTiming a naked nigga, right? [00:43:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:43:01] Speaker E: Yeah. That's the gayest thing I've seen. [00:43:02] Speaker D: Why you didn't say my homeboy? I would just FaceTime him, but he. [00:43:06] Speaker E: Just didn't have a shirt on, bro. [00:43:07] Speaker C: So you say. [00:43:08] Speaker D: Because you. [00:43:08] Speaker C: You already admitted that you didn't know whether or not he was fully closed anywhere else. I'm assuming he's assumption you Know what that does? [00:43:17] Speaker A: That's the gay thing you've ever seen. Oh, wow. [00:43:19] Speaker E: Okay. [00:43:19] Speaker A: So. [00:43:20] Speaker C: Makes the ass out of the gayest. [00:43:21] Speaker A: Thing you ever saw was a dude sitting between another dude's legs and kiss him. [00:43:24] Speaker D: That's it. [00:43:25] Speaker E: That's it. Like, what more can. Can you really see as a child? [00:43:29] Speaker C: Never seen two dicks rubbing together inside of a before. That's pretty gay, that is. [00:43:35] Speaker A: Had a threesome with a man, right? You say you've never done it, right? [00:43:38] Speaker E: No, I never. I don't, I don't want to do that. I don't want to. A girl while another dude's her. I want that to be all you. [00:43:45] Speaker C: Well, you can't unless you're gonna rub dicks together. [00:43:47] Speaker A: It'll never be all yours. [00:43:48] Speaker E: But, but, yeah, it is for everybody, but, you know, so for that moment. [00:43:51] Speaker A: The votes are in. J. Mac, who do you think it is? I'm gonna tell you. It's a landslide. [00:43:57] Speaker B: It's. [00:43:57] Speaker A: It's not unanimous, but it's a landslide. [00:43:59] Speaker E: Damn. [00:44:00] Speaker A: So there's no reason for us to arbitrate. [00:44:02] Speaker C: Yeah, n. I mean, let's let. Oh, so with the, with the viewers. [00:44:06] Speaker A: Yeah, it's in. The votes are in. [00:44:07] Speaker C: All right. [00:44:08] Speaker A: Landslide. [00:44:08] Speaker C: I mean, because who are you gonna pick? [00:44:10] Speaker A: What do you think? [00:44:16] Speaker C: If I had to just say. [00:44:20] Speaker A: Jason was ready for you to say him because he, because he's ready. He got jokes ready on deck. [00:44:24] Speaker C: No, I, I, I think it's closer than what I thought it was very close. I thought it was closer. [00:44:29] Speaker A: It's a landslide, though. [00:44:31] Speaker E: That means. [00:44:32] Speaker C: Okay, you feeling some kind of way already. You feel like it's not going your way? [00:44:36] Speaker E: No, no, it's not that. I was like, if it's. Cause I thought it was close, too. Like, I'm thinking as a viewer, I'm like, this is kind of close. So if it's a landslide, wherever they chose, that means they just want to be called that specific person. [00:44:47] Speaker A: Y'all think y'all are pretty much the same kind of gay. [00:44:50] Speaker E: I'm just saying, judging by that, none of us are. I'm not gay. I can't speak for him. But judging by those questions, it was a close call. [00:44:57] Speaker A: So, Jason, if it's a landslide, who you think is the loser or the winner? I mean, I think the winner is. [00:45:03] Speaker E: The guy that's not gay, right? [00:45:04] Speaker C: No, no. [00:45:05] Speaker A: The winner's the gay guy. Oh. [00:45:06] Speaker C: The winner is the one that likes. [00:45:07] Speaker A: You get to go in and come out, man. [00:45:09] Speaker C: This is your liberation day, Dick. The winner is the one who loves a landslide? [00:45:13] Speaker A: Who you think it is? Don't be looking at the. Don't look at the live room. Talk to me. It's a landslide. [00:45:17] Speaker C: Come on. [00:45:17] Speaker A: Who you think? [00:45:18] Speaker D: I think French Reggie is the gayest. [00:45:21] Speaker A: Okay, the viewers have voted, and it's J. Smooth. [00:45:25] Speaker D: The what? [00:45:26] Speaker A: You win the gay off. You're the gayest. [00:45:28] Speaker E: What did they say why they chose him? They didn't say. [00:45:30] Speaker A: I didn't go back and look to the comments. I asked Kit to compile the votes. [00:45:33] Speaker C: I think he shouldn't have. Probably wore the salmon. [00:45:37] Speaker A: The pink shirt probably did something. [00:45:38] Speaker C: Yeah, that didn't help. That didn't help at all. [00:45:40] Speaker A: He campaigned real hard for you, for you to win. Maybe they got like, you know what I'm saying, some bias. [00:45:44] Speaker C: Because I think as soon as you said that, you take a dick in the mouth. [00:45:47] Speaker A: Yeah. Once he said, I eat that dick. [00:45:48] Speaker C: I eat that dick, I'll eat that dick. He actually said something. [00:45:51] Speaker E: Yeah. Like, even I. I didn't even say, I'll take the dick. I just say, I'll eat the cake. [00:45:54] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:45:55] Speaker E: I didn't even think. Try to avoid that part. [00:45:57] Speaker C: You avoided the dick option. [00:45:59] Speaker A: Let me tell you what's amazing. French Reggie has been coming strong with the gay hard recently. I mean, like, Jay Smooth still beat him. [00:46:05] Speaker C: This warmed up with a FaceTime with a naked nigga for the show. He was like, listen, no shirt on. Like, I'm getting ready, like, for the gal. Let me hit my nigga. Like, he probably told too Smooth to call him, like, nigga, call me with no shirt on just to get me ready. You know what I'm saying? [00:46:25] Speaker A: I gotta admit, I gotta test myself. [00:46:28] Speaker C: You know how, like, in the NBA when them be getting stretched out and it be looking like some weird. Like that be between his legs, like, like leaning on him and, like, doing extra stretches. [00:46:39] Speaker D: Right? [00:46:39] Speaker C: That was. That. That was his stretching out before the damn gayoff. He was like, just hit me with the nipples pierced, shirt off. [00:46:45] Speaker A: We have to respect the. The. The viewers. The live viewers. [00:46:48] Speaker C: Yeah, I mean, the viewers are spoken, man. I mean, if that's the case, I mean, I think. I think Jay Smooth has been at it longer. [00:46:56] Speaker A: Yeah, he's been doing it. He's old school. [00:46:57] Speaker C: Gay old school. Yeah, he old school. [00:47:04] Speaker D: You. [00:47:05] Speaker E: You look relieved, Jason. [00:47:06] Speaker D: Next topic. [00:47:08] Speaker A: He's actually upset. Jason was upset. [00:47:10] Speaker C: I think. I think in French, Reggie's like, you look relieved. I think, honestly, Fred, Reggie's relieved. I know. I know. [00:47:17] Speaker D: French was like, man, I wish I had one. [00:47:19] Speaker E: I wish I had the reason why I don't mind making those K jokes and anything because I know at the end of the day, I'm not really gay. [00:47:26] Speaker D: Why are you laughing so hard then? [00:47:29] Speaker A: He's so happy. It's French. Reggie is so happy right now. He's trying to hold it in. [00:47:32] Speaker D: I'm so happy. Yeah. [00:47:34] Speaker A: Is actually angry. [00:47:35] Speaker E: I'm actually happy that the listeners, like, are real. But they're real folks. [00:47:40] Speaker A: Talk to them. They're there. [00:47:41] Speaker E: I love y'all. [00:47:42] Speaker C: Because he, like, even dudes, you love the guys. [00:47:45] Speaker E: I love all of them. [00:47:46] Speaker C: How much do you love the guys? [00:47:48] Speaker D: I love. [00:47:48] Speaker A: I love. [00:47:48] Speaker E: God said love everybody. [00:47:50] Speaker C: No, no, but how much do you love the guys? Would you let one of them be the ones that you tongue kiss for ten? [00:47:55] Speaker A: You gotta kiss a dude. Your homework is to pick the dude you would kiss. [00:47:58] Speaker E: No, bro. [00:47:59] Speaker A: That's your homework, man. Come on, man. We don't want Flavor Flav, do you? [00:48:03] Speaker E: I would not want to kiss no, man. [00:48:05] Speaker D: What about. [00:48:05] Speaker A: What's the name? Kimbo Slice. [00:48:07] Speaker C: But you did say that you would kiss a for that 10 seconds. [00:48:11] Speaker A: Kimbo slice. 10 seconds. [00:48:12] Speaker C: So I don't. Okay just. [00:48:14] Speaker E: The problem is, I don't care how. [00:48:15] Speaker A: You good at Kimball Slice. 10 seconds. [00:48:17] Speaker E: But for the thousand. [00:48:18] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:48:19] Speaker E: Why not? [00:48:19] Speaker C: Can he grab you by the back of your head? [00:48:21] Speaker E: But that 10 seconds. [00:48:22] Speaker A: Passionate. [00:48:22] Speaker E: Whatever the contract says, the thousand for passionate kissing, I'm gonna buy by the contract. [00:48:27] Speaker C: I think if we broke this shit down individually, it would be hard to, like, if we went question by question, because I think that that's what we did, right? No, no, I know, but I'm just saying, what is more gay? Like, I think tongue kissing a dude. [00:48:38] Speaker E: That's more gay than watching a dude. [00:48:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:48:41] Speaker C: So that's what you chose. [00:48:42] Speaker E: But I ch. Mean, you chose a hoe. [00:48:45] Speaker C: You chose the gay. [00:48:46] Speaker E: Sometimes you got to be a hold of something, bro. [00:48:48] Speaker C: So you, you, you, you. [00:48:49] Speaker E: You would be gay for those 10 seconds. [00:48:52] Speaker C: Personally, you would be gay for money. [00:48:54] Speaker A: Yes. [00:48:54] Speaker C: He done. [00:48:55] Speaker A: He Donald Trump. [00:48:56] Speaker D: He. [00:48:56] Speaker A: All these guys. [00:48:57] Speaker C: That was a thousand dollars. [00:48:58] Speaker D: My. [00:48:59] Speaker A: Now here's the thing. [00:49:00] Speaker E: The Donald Trump one was, like, millions. [00:49:02] Speaker C: That was a thousand. [00:49:02] Speaker A: Here's the thing. I'm sorry, but French rage has been coming way too strong. [00:49:05] Speaker C: Right. [00:49:06] Speaker A: The past few months. [00:49:07] Speaker C: Right. [00:49:07] Speaker A: I would have given it a French race just off of the nuance of the things he's done. [00:49:10] Speaker E: The viewers are the smart ones, though. [00:49:12] Speaker C: But you said that you would kiss a dude a thousand over watch a dude. [00:49:16] Speaker E: If I looked at it like this, if I was an actor. And I had to be a gig dude in the movie and they had to pay me for that role. Just looked at it the same way. [00:49:22] Speaker A: So how you gonna act that dick in your ass with the cake in your mouth? Act that what acting is that I. [00:49:28] Speaker E: Would not want to eat it. Eat that cake. [00:49:30] Speaker C: But you gonna eat the cake though, right? [00:49:33] Speaker E: I meant the other way. [00:49:35] Speaker C: No, but you gonna eat that cake though, right? [00:49:36] Speaker E: That's a synonym of cake. [00:49:37] Speaker C: But you gonna eat that cake though, right? [00:49:38] Speaker E: A chocolate or pound cake? [00:49:40] Speaker A: Yes. [00:49:40] Speaker C: No, no, but eating a cake, which means you got to do something else with. With that ass. [00:49:48] Speaker A: Whatever. [00:49:49] Speaker E: I don't want to picture that. [00:49:50] Speaker A: Do we have any questions, Nonsense questions this week? [00:49:52] Speaker C: Yeah, we do. Oh my goodness. For dredging. [00:49:54] Speaker A: Hey, look, listen, viewers. We appreciate you guys chipping in on that. [00:49:57] Speaker D: And yes, we did talk about Reggie. [00:49:59] Speaker A: Before we even get into the Handling the slack. Oh, this weekend the slack is gonna be lit. All gay jokes are welcome. [00:50:08] Speaker C: I can't believe this. So actually, before we get into the what's the name of French Reggie be question sense. [00:50:14] Speaker E: Okay. [00:50:14] Speaker C: French Reggie has a topic. [00:50:16] Speaker A: Okay. [00:50:16] Speaker E: Yeah, yeah. So I was talking to. To like my group of friends about like just life. [00:50:21] Speaker C: All straight. [00:50:22] Speaker E: All straight live. You said life. [00:50:25] Speaker A: Life. [00:50:25] Speaker E: Yeah, just like just things. How we thought as kids and now we're getting older and you start to see the differences like school and all. [00:50:31] Speaker C: That in taking a dick. [00:50:36] Speaker A: And then he won dam like, you gotta ease up on the young guy. I'm sorry. [00:50:39] Speaker E: And then so pretty much like, you know, one of, like another friend of mine just walked in when we were talking about all that and was he clothed? Yes, he was clothed. [00:50:48] Speaker C: Okay. [00:50:49] Speaker E: And then he was just like, you know, at the end of the day, man, there's never like. It's not good to complain because it's not going to get us anywhere. We can, we can, we can understand the situation, but we got to go now. Start finding a solution. Taking the time to complain about the things you're going through in life is not going to help you find the result. [00:51:06] Speaker A: So I got lost somewhere. [00:51:08] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:51:09] Speaker A: What's he talking about? [00:51:10] Speaker C: They were all naked one time and then the said that shit's too big. And he said, stop complaining. [00:51:14] Speaker E: In a nutshell, I was. We, me and my group of friends were talking about life and life. [00:51:17] Speaker A: All guys life. So is that negative life or good life? [00:51:21] Speaker E: Mostly negative stuff. Okay, Like. Like being broke. [00:51:24] Speaker A: Like, okay. [00:51:25] Speaker E: Relationships, just hard times, all that. [00:51:28] Speaker A: Was it all guys? [00:51:29] Speaker E: There were some girls there too. [00:51:30] Speaker D: Oh, man. [00:51:31] Speaker C: What's the race like, two girls. [00:51:32] Speaker E: It was mostly more guys. Like, six guys. Six guys, like, in, like, two girls. Okay. Yeah. [00:51:37] Speaker C: So nobody was getting pussy? [00:51:38] Speaker E: No, it was just homies. The girls. Those are the girls that are the homies. [00:51:41] Speaker A: And so y'all talking about being broke and just. [00:51:42] Speaker C: Just. [00:51:42] Speaker E: Yeah, just being a young person in America, trying to make it out, the. [00:51:45] Speaker A: Confusion of it all. [00:51:46] Speaker C: Right. [00:51:46] Speaker E: Yeah. And then, you know, one of my friends was like, you know, there's never a good time to complain. It's just you. [00:51:53] Speaker A: You. [00:51:53] Speaker E: You understand the situation. You gotta start finding a solution. Complaining about it will never, ever help you. [00:51:58] Speaker A: Right? [00:51:58] Speaker E: And kind of like, took a moment and took that in and be like, yo, is that even a good time to ever complain about anything? [00:52:05] Speaker A: So you took it in. [00:52:06] Speaker E: Yeah. [00:52:08] Speaker A: And you felt like there was no reason to complain. [00:52:10] Speaker E: I was like, is there even a right time to ever complain about anything? [00:52:13] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:52:14] Speaker E: When is that right time? [00:52:16] Speaker C: When it hurts if he don't pull out? [00:52:22] Speaker E: He was waiting to say that. Cause he was. He was looking at me for a good five minutes to finish, to stop talking so he could say that fresh. [00:52:30] Speaker A: Reggie, what the fuck is this topic, man? [00:52:32] Speaker C: Come on. [00:52:32] Speaker D: I'm asking. [00:52:33] Speaker E: Is there ever a right time to complain? [00:52:34] Speaker D: Like. [00:52:35] Speaker A: Like, what do you mean? Do you. [00:52:36] Speaker D: Don't. [00:52:36] Speaker A: You don't think there is anymore? [00:52:37] Speaker E: I feel like it won't help you. Like, maybe it's therapeutic. [00:52:41] Speaker A: Okay, there you go then. That's your answer. [00:52:43] Speaker C: What is that. What is that called? When? No, no, no. But there's a certain part of therapeutic. It's like. [00:52:49] Speaker E: But I feel like that's more of just recognizing the situation. Is that really complaining or like, shit, I'm broke. I gotta get another job or find another job that's not complaining to me. But if I come in and be like, man, I'm fucking broke. I don't know what to do with my life, man, this world. [00:53:04] Speaker A: So hold on. There's a bunch of dudes in a circle doing that, and this guy walks in like, y'all acting like some. Like that. [00:53:10] Speaker E: He didn't say it like that. [00:53:11] Speaker A: He was basically. [00:53:12] Speaker C: What? [00:53:12] Speaker A: He said y'all was acting like some quick complaining. [00:53:14] Speaker E: He was just like, yo, complaint's not. [00:53:16] Speaker A: Gonna help us out. Y'all was playing complaint. Duck, duck, goose. [00:53:19] Speaker D: So all y'all were broke? [00:53:20] Speaker C: It was a circle jerk. [00:53:21] Speaker E: We're not really necessarily broke, but we just going through it. [00:53:24] Speaker D: There's no such thing as really either. [00:53:25] Speaker A: What are you going through? [00:53:27] Speaker C: Lack of money, like you said, the. [00:53:29] Speaker E: Confusion of figuring adulthood. So figuring it out. [00:53:32] Speaker D: So Are you see. Are you guys trying to work? What are you. What are you doing? Are you just enjoying the. The young adulthood? I mean, you know, how did you get in that situation? [00:53:42] Speaker E: We were just talking, bro. [00:53:44] Speaker C: Listen, listen. [00:53:45] Speaker D: But you say y'all broke. [00:53:46] Speaker C: Listen, we've been broke. I think. I think there's certain something too. Complaining, right? I think you gotta. You gotta let that out, okay? You don't want to just leave it in. You gotta. You gotta vent, right? You gotta just like anything that has pressure. If you don't have a vent, you know, a release, some sort of release for that, it becomes toxic. It becomes a bad thing. So constant venting without doing anything. Yeah, that's stupid. But it's okay to complain. It's okay to say, because you know what? You might get around a. And start talking about your. And they might have a resolution for you. [00:54:20] Speaker D: No, it's not. Yeah, so. Yeah, with that. But you got it. When you complain. It's complaining. I just feel like you gotta have a solution to your complaint, right? It's just like. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes you. You have to. You. Sometimes you gotta have a way out and how you're gonna work to resolve it or. What can you do? [00:54:36] Speaker C: You figured that shit out after you. [00:54:37] Speaker D: Some stuff. What I'm saying. Yeah, you can complain. [00:54:41] Speaker A: No, say it's some real. Just some like, real tragic shit happened to you. You know, maybe like your parents were killed in a car wreck, both of them, at the same time. And, you know, I'm saying, like the same day you got told you had some kind of disease or something. Like there's no solution to any of that, but you may need to talk to somebody about it. It. [00:54:55] Speaker D: Well, that's not. [00:54:56] Speaker C: See, that. [00:54:57] Speaker E: Is that complaining, though. [00:54:58] Speaker D: I want to say that's really complaining. [00:55:00] Speaker A: What is it then? [00:55:00] Speaker D: That's something that you talking about. Your. [00:55:02] Speaker C: You complaining. [00:55:03] Speaker D: So you say venting and complaining the same thing? Yes. [00:55:05] Speaker E: Oh, it is. [00:55:06] Speaker A: Venting is a good word for complaining. [00:55:09] Speaker C: What. What are you guys talking about? I mean, maybe I'm just like. [00:55:12] Speaker A: My wife always tells me, like. Well, not my wife. My. My kids. [00:55:15] Speaker D: Excuse me, I thought you about to say your girlfriend on the side. Go ahead, be honest. [00:55:18] Speaker E: He's not you. [00:55:19] Speaker A: No. My kids will come to me and they'll be talking about. We're. I'm trying to explain what happened. I'm saying, no, that's an excuse. There's no difference in an explanation and exc. [00:55:26] Speaker D: Excuse. [00:55:27] Speaker A: Something didn't happen like it was supposed to. Now you got a reason why. But that reason is an excuse. [00:55:32] Speaker D: It's still an excuse. [00:55:33] Speaker A: Same with complaining. And then it's the same thing. You don't think so? [00:55:36] Speaker C: No, I think sometimes reasons are different than excuses. [00:55:38] Speaker A: That sounds like that's. [00:55:40] Speaker D: That's from a mouth. [00:55:43] Speaker C: Sometimes reasons are. [00:55:45] Speaker A: I don't care. Did you get done with. [00:55:47] Speaker D: Did you get tattoos? Of what? [00:55:49] Speaker C: I don't know. [00:55:50] Speaker A: I don't know either. [00:55:51] Speaker D: You know what I'm saying? [00:55:52] Speaker A: Excuses are tools of what? [00:55:53] Speaker D: I don't know what they said. They're saying. They said excuses are tools of mental income. Those are using that they say with it. I forgot the. [00:56:03] Speaker A: Listen, excuses are tales of tattoos. [00:56:06] Speaker C: This used to say in it, he don't even know. [00:56:09] Speaker D: Don't look it up. [00:56:10] Speaker E: Don't try to be fancy. [00:56:11] Speaker A: Go for memory. [00:56:11] Speaker E: We don't. [00:56:12] Speaker A: We don't care if you look it up. It's too late. It's too late. [00:56:14] Speaker E: All right? [00:56:14] Speaker A: It's already too late. [00:56:15] Speaker D: Okay? I'm still gonna look it up on my memory. [00:56:16] Speaker A: No, but to me, excuses and. And reasons are the same thing. [00:56:20] Speaker C: No, so, so listen, an excuse is say you blew all your money, you thought that the was gonna win. You know that. And an excuse is you was walking with your rent money and a robbed you. There's two different things. [00:56:37] Speaker A: No, there's not. [00:56:38] Speaker C: Some you have control over. [00:56:39] Speaker D: Give me back. [00:56:40] Speaker A: Why didn't you watch an excuse? Why didn't you wash the car today? I told you to watch car before I got home from work. [00:56:43] Speaker C: There's an excuse you had control over a reason. Something you didn't have control over. [00:56:48] Speaker E: Yeah, okay, so that washing the car example. What if, hey, the water got caught off so I couldn't wash it? [00:56:53] Speaker C: There it is. [00:56:53] Speaker E: That's an excuse. [00:56:55] Speaker C: That's an excuse. That's a reason. [00:56:57] Speaker A: It's not. [00:56:57] Speaker C: That's a reason. [00:56:58] Speaker A: That's both. [00:56:59] Speaker C: No, that's. [00:56:59] Speaker A: Go to the neighbor, get a bucket. [00:57:01] Speaker C: No, my. That's a reason. [00:57:02] Speaker E: You military thinking, by all means, I. [00:57:05] Speaker A: Need you to watch the car before I get home. [00:57:07] Speaker C: But I went. I came home and the water was cut off. That's the reason why I didn't get industrious. An excuse would be, oh, well, I went by the store or, you know, whatever the. I got home, somebody called me or I started to make dates. [00:57:24] Speaker A: Excuses. [00:57:24] Speaker C: If the water was working. You had excuses. [00:57:27] Speaker A: How you make dinner if the water wasn't working. [00:57:29] Speaker C: That's what I'm saying. That's excuse. But if the water wasn't working. That's a reason. [00:57:33] Speaker A: No, it's still an excuse. [00:57:33] Speaker C: There's a difference. [00:57:34] Speaker A: Why didn't you go pick up something? [00:57:36] Speaker C: What are you talking about? [00:57:38] Speaker A: For dinner? [00:57:39] Speaker C: No, I'm talking about washing the car. The. The car. Why the car didn't get washed. Water is cut off. That's a reason. Anything else? Excuse. [00:57:48] Speaker A: Okay, so you fell asleep. [00:57:50] Speaker C: That's an excuse. [00:57:51] Speaker A: That's not a reason. [00:57:52] Speaker C: No, that you fell asleep. [00:57:53] Speaker A: What's the reason why the car was not. Fell asleep? [00:57:55] Speaker C: Yeah, he said. [00:57:56] Speaker E: He said it the one of them you have the control over and the other you don't. [00:57:59] Speaker C: Thank you. [00:58:00] Speaker A: Then that doesn't work then if he fell asleep. [00:58:02] Speaker C: No, because you had control. [00:58:03] Speaker E: You have control over that. [00:58:03] Speaker A: That's why. [00:58:04] Speaker C: It's an excuse. [00:58:05] Speaker A: Okay, that's stupid happened. [00:58:06] Speaker C: I didn't have control over because I didn't know them. You didn't pay the water bill. [00:58:09] Speaker A: That's stupid. [00:58:10] Speaker C: That. That's not my stupid. [00:58:11] Speaker A: See, you're adding other in there. What I'm talking about is your responsibility was to get the car wash. [00:58:16] Speaker C: Listen, he's thinking the reason why. Okay? This is the thing. Whatever caused it happened. [00:58:22] Speaker A: You're assuming that you're a little kid. [00:58:24] Speaker C: No, whatever caused whatever happened. [00:58:26] Speaker A: I said Jamie Mack, I make sure the car is watched before I get home. You're a grown ass man. Look, you can't figure out how to get out. Figure this out. [00:58:34] Speaker D: Why. Why you say. Why you say that? Why you say you didn't get it washed? [00:58:37] Speaker A: Listen, the water was cut off. [00:58:39] Speaker C: Listen, the water at the house. [00:58:40] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. First of all, the water getting cut off in my house. [00:58:44] Speaker D: Hey, so. So that mean y'all somebody get. Somebody ain't washed no ass that day. Listen, not only did the car not get washed ass either. [00:58:51] Speaker E: Why do you think about watching ass? [00:58:52] Speaker D: It's a lot of dirty in the house now. [00:58:55] Speaker C: I'm trying to tell you. [00:58:56] Speaker E: That's why you want to get the control over it. [00:58:58] Speaker C: Or you did didn't. Like Sam said you. You went to go pay rent, right? On your way to pay rent, the office closed. No. So that's. That's. That's an excuse because you should have got there before the closed. [00:59:09] Speaker D: True that. I was gonna say the same thing. [00:59:11] Speaker C: So. But you're there, the shit's open. You get out your car a steals your money. That's a reason. [00:59:18] Speaker D: Why are you walking around with the money? Just. [00:59:20] Speaker C: It doesn't matter. That took your cashier check. [00:59:23] Speaker A: Who gives a who the carries that kind of just around around. [00:59:25] Speaker D: He killed who the is waiting at the leasing office just for you. To come with your check. Be like, there you come. Here come old gullible. [00:59:33] Speaker C: It's the first coming. [00:59:35] Speaker A: Anyway. The same thing as complaining. All that's the same. So I'm not really sure what you want me to tell you. [00:59:40] Speaker D: I can show you how to turn that water back on too, if it get cut off. [00:59:43] Speaker C: Oh, forever. Yeah, you got the little. [00:59:45] Speaker D: You don't even need them. You can get you some plies. Turn it back on because this is. [00:59:48] Speaker E: This is my thing. Like my mind went like. If you constantly complain, you're gonna always victimize yourself and that way you can never get out. [00:59:55] Speaker A: Say what black people them you always be. [00:59:57] Speaker E: You always look at yourself as a victim. [01:00:01] Speaker C: It's not real talk though. [01:00:03] Speaker A: Yeah, where's Ken Kunta at? [01:00:04] Speaker C: No real talk though. There's. [01:00:06] Speaker E: That's the thing. [01:00:07] Speaker A: Like if. [01:00:07] Speaker E: Like if I sit here and always complain like, oh man, I gotta pay back this. I gotta. [01:00:11] Speaker C: Now if you. [01:00:11] Speaker E: I'm never gonna. [01:00:12] Speaker C: If you guys were sitting in a circle jerk talking about how the white man got you guys up. [01:00:17] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:00:18] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:00:18] Speaker E: That's you victim. [01:00:19] Speaker C: Yeah, that's that. [01:00:20] Speaker D: I don't. [01:00:21] Speaker C: I don't. I don't like being and you know claiming to be the victim all the time. You know, I mean. [01:00:25] Speaker A: Jace move found this quote. I want you to hear it. [01:00:27] Speaker D: Hey, but. But this. This is one. [01:00:28] Speaker E: This is not what I'm saying. [01:00:30] Speaker D: But this is. This is. It's similar, but it's not. It's not. It's not the. The one that I always look for. Excuses are tools of the week. And incompetent used to be a monuments of nothingness. Those who excel in it seldom excel in anything else but excuses. But that's. [01:00:47] Speaker A: What does that mean, tj? [01:00:48] Speaker D: That means that who make excuse. They. They're only good at making excuses. [01:00:52] Speaker A: They built some. A whole. [01:00:54] Speaker D: Yeah, excuses that down. You can tell all of my excuses. So it's just one on top. [01:01:01] Speaker A: I would say you're pretty talented if you can build a monument of excuses. If you're that good, you sculpture some. [01:01:07] Speaker D: Out like that excuse on. [01:01:08] Speaker C: What's that? What's the source of that? Jason? [01:01:10] Speaker A: Twitter. [01:01:11] Speaker C: No, I mean there's no Anonymous. They don't. What's that? [01:01:14] Speaker E: No Aristotle. [01:01:16] Speaker D: TD Kiyosaki Mogul. Madam. [01:01:19] Speaker C: Mogul. [01:01:20] Speaker E: Madam. [01:01:20] Speaker C: Would you call that td? What? What? [01:01:22] Speaker D: President Barack Obama. [01:01:23] Speaker A: Kaki. [01:01:24] Speaker D: President Barack Obama. [01:01:25] Speaker C: Why you put two. [01:01:27] Speaker E: It was Obama quote. [01:01:29] Speaker A: Hell no. [01:01:29] Speaker E: Obama would say some see at the bottom of that. [01:01:32] Speaker D: President Barack Obama. [01:01:33] Speaker A: President. [01:01:34] Speaker E: There you go. [01:01:35] Speaker D: Hey, it ain't a Haitian President. You can't even see that. [01:01:40] Speaker E: I see it. [01:01:41] Speaker D: That ar his eyebrows. Give me my phone. [01:01:46] Speaker C: Take that as a comment. [01:01:47] Speaker A: He said your eyebrows don't fleek. [01:01:48] Speaker C: He said, right? He said, look like you get your professionally done. [01:01:52] Speaker A: That's so gay, Jason. [01:01:54] Speaker E: Yeah. The fact that you can notice that. [01:01:55] Speaker D: Hey, I do. I notice a lot of. I mean, you got that. [01:01:58] Speaker E: But I don't even do it. [01:01:59] Speaker C: Like what? [01:01:59] Speaker D: Like I don't even do it. [01:02:00] Speaker E: So what makes you think I do it? [01:02:02] Speaker A: He said your eyes on Fleet. Just take the compliment. [01:02:03] Speaker C: Okay, but what he said he noticed a lot of. I just want to know, like what. [01:02:06] Speaker A: What else do you know? [01:02:07] Speaker D: Anything, man. Just whatever. I'm just. I'm just. [01:02:09] Speaker C: Do I need looser jeans? [01:02:10] Speaker D: Let me see. Stand up. Let me see. Stand up. Let me see. [01:02:13] Speaker C: You know I'm doing that. [01:02:14] Speaker D: Let me see. Let me see. [01:02:14] Speaker E: You know, you want you to stand up. [01:02:17] Speaker D: Your shirt is pretty custom. I like that one, though. It's my main fit. [01:02:21] Speaker A: Custom. [01:02:22] Speaker E: Question of nonsense, man. [01:02:23] Speaker A: Yeah, your shirt is pretty. [01:02:24] Speaker D: Hey, did you get that shirt from pas too? [01:02:26] Speaker C: I K And M. No, man. [01:02:28] Speaker A: We had an hour, man. I think we. I think we've done enough. We done. [01:02:31] Speaker E: That was an hour. [01:02:32] Speaker C: No, I got. It's not. It's quick. [01:02:33] Speaker A: The. [01:02:34] Speaker C: The nonsense. [01:02:35] Speaker A: Okay, let's do it real quick. [01:02:36] Speaker C: It's not a lot. So here we go. So first one is what is too much money for a concert ticket for someone performing at a state fair? [01:02:50] Speaker E: State fair. [01:02:52] Speaker D: Any of it at state fair? That should be free. [01:02:54] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:02:57] Speaker A: Keep people out. [01:02:59] Speaker C: Well, they have like a little. The one that I've been to. They. They have like a little section, but you couldn't. They weren't charging any extra. [01:03:06] Speaker A: But that's not how it works. You don't base the ticket price off of the venue. Base the ticket price off of the artist. [01:03:11] Speaker C: So have you either anybody seen a. At a state fair? [01:03:14] Speaker A: Never. [01:03:15] Speaker D: Never. [01:03:15] Speaker C: I have. [01:03:16] Speaker D: I just kind of came out of big time. [01:03:17] Speaker E: Artists are upcoming. Something. [01:03:19] Speaker D: It was walking around. [01:03:21] Speaker C: It was maroon 5 and. What's the. What's the. [01:03:23] Speaker D: They was kids back then. [01:03:24] Speaker C: No. What's the one girl. Not. Not the one that got the sickle. [01:03:28] Speaker D: Cell in the Ari. [01:03:29] Speaker C: No, not the tlc. [01:03:30] Speaker E: Damn. [01:03:31] Speaker C: The one that's married to Grant Hill. Not there. Not her. It was. It wasn't Tamiya. It was the. What's the other one? No. Oh, there's another. [01:03:40] Speaker A: This is one thing. [01:03:41] Speaker C: I'm married my. Shut up. [01:03:43] Speaker D: Jada Pinkett. [01:03:44] Speaker C: No. Is it. So what's the other girl? That looked like Tamiya. [01:03:47] Speaker D: Brandy. [01:03:48] Speaker E: No, Brandy don't look like to me. [01:03:50] Speaker A: Deborah Cox. [01:03:51] Speaker D: No, who's. [01:03:52] Speaker A: Look who looks like Tamiya to me is okay. [01:03:54] Speaker C: She got a name like Tamia. [01:03:56] Speaker D: Oh, he told me the little light skinned chick. The. What's her name? [01:04:01] Speaker A: Got a name like to me. To me or looks like. [01:04:03] Speaker D: No, she not from. But she from the. She from the east coast though. [01:04:06] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:04:06] Speaker D: New York. New York. Let's slim skin. [01:04:08] Speaker C: I seen. I seen them two at the concert at the California State State Fair. [01:04:12] Speaker A: Oh, okay. [01:04:13] Speaker C: And so yeah, I didn't pay extra though. I. But I, I did see. [01:04:16] Speaker A: How much does California State Fair cost? [01:04:17] Speaker C: It's like 15 to get in. [01:04:19] Speaker E: Okay. [01:04:20] Speaker D: Yeah, funnel. [01:04:20] Speaker C: But that's. [01:04:21] Speaker E: Yeah, but it depends on the artist though, that. [01:04:24] Speaker C: Yeah, I ain't paying extra and. All right, so next one. Does your diet have to be plant based to be considered woke. [01:04:31] Speaker A: No, no, no diet. [01:04:33] Speaker D: Put that dumb in there. [01:04:34] Speaker A: Y'all are all wrong. Can I say y'all are all wrong about this diet. [01:04:37] Speaker C: What. What are you so what's that talking about? [01:04:39] Speaker D: I think you should. [01:04:41] Speaker C: What's right then let's. Let me get the. Let me tell us what's wrong. [01:04:44] Speaker A: I'll tell Jamie Mac. I'm going to talk directly to Jamie Mack for a second and. And to the listeners. Listeners. Now, if you've been watching this show for a while, you've seen this flip flop jump Jack all kind of. He's done everything, every Atkins diet, every starve yourself die. He's throwing up food. He's done every diet that there is. And what is he doing now? This thing gave some. Some fattening ass chicken wings and Chinese food tonight. [01:05:05] Speaker C: I didn't eat. It was not. It was grilled chicken. [01:05:11] Speaker A: Fried rice over. [01:05:12] Speaker C: A lot of carbs over fried rice. [01:05:14] Speaker D: And 10 packs of whatever that sauce was. [01:05:17] Speaker A: So he put him. He put a duck's worth of duck. [01:05:19] Speaker C: Sauce that was yummy. [01:05:20] Speaker D: Yummy sauce yummy and duck sauce mix. [01:05:22] Speaker A: So basically the grilled chicken is negated because all that sauce is just sodium. [01:05:26] Speaker C: So it was grilled rice or grilled chicken. Rice and vegetables. [01:05:29] Speaker A: You had so much sodium in that. In that sauce though. [01:05:32] Speaker C: Sodium is good for you. You need sodium in your life. Don't, don't front. Don't act like you don't. [01:05:37] Speaker D: No, you don't. You should not like that. [01:05:39] Speaker C: You do need sodium in your life. You don't know. You don't even know. [01:05:42] Speaker D: This is why your goatee don't connect. Because too much sodium. [01:05:45] Speaker C: Is that right? [01:05:45] Speaker A: Yeah, I Just don't. I don't want you telling me anything about eating because you have. [01:05:49] Speaker D: You can't. That motherfucker, he went on a. No meat. No meat, no steak. He went back on that. He was motherfucking on just fish. [01:05:56] Speaker A: He couldn't live without the beef. [01:05:57] Speaker D: He was just on the fish. Then he motherfucker decided to do that. [01:05:59] Speaker C: You had never made a weight cut yet. [01:06:02] Speaker D: So I mean I did lose like £15. [01:06:04] Speaker C: Pounds. [01:06:06] Speaker A: When you got sick, when your knee got sick. [01:06:08] Speaker D: That, that and I just lost £15. [01:06:11] Speaker C: You were incapacitated. You couldn't eat. [01:06:13] Speaker A: Yeah, that don't count. [01:06:14] Speaker C: And you were taking pills that up your appetite. [01:06:18] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah, no, that's fine. No, that up my dick. I ain't been right since them pain pills, man. I should get a lawsuit though, come. I should. I should get that money back. [01:06:27] Speaker A: Would you have preferred not to have pain pills and had to feel your knee? [01:06:30] Speaker D: Yeah, I would have had to do that for my dick. Nigga sacrifice my dick go to probably the pain. I just said the pain. So that still had life. I think when they went into my knee they had a main nerve and that me up. I'm. I'm like that. Hey, I showed J Mac that video of that other monkey hitting that baboon on the dick. That dick wouldn't jump. We didn't put that in the slack. That wouldn't do nothing. I'm like, that's how my is. I might need just me a set of them paddles just on the regular just to jump stop myself. [01:06:55] Speaker C: You need a new breezy. That's all it is, man. You just need some input. [01:06:59] Speaker D: Sometimes I just be one man. I didn't slow down too. I don't even be. [01:07:02] Speaker C: That's what it is. [01:07:03] Speaker D: You slow down. [01:07:04] Speaker A: You been having sex with the same girl too. [01:07:07] Speaker E: One time a week now, huh? One time a week, huh? [01:07:09] Speaker D: None. I ain't been. I ain't in a minute. I ain't no. I ain't buy nothing. I been on some chill. [01:07:16] Speaker E: So like what? [01:07:16] Speaker D: I swear. [01:07:17] Speaker E: What's the dry spell like a month? [01:07:18] Speaker D: Yeah, it's been over a month. [01:07:19] Speaker E: Oh, I'm proud of you. [01:07:20] Speaker D: Over a month. Over a month. I ain't even going to lie this. [01:07:22] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:07:22] Speaker E: So you've been jacking off a lot lately. [01:07:24] Speaker D: I. I stopped. I stopped and then I started back and then I felt like it was about to be become a habit again. [01:07:29] Speaker A: I like. [01:07:30] Speaker D: Nah, I'm stopped. [01:07:30] Speaker A: Yeah, we all know that a love had Jimmy Mack doing all that stuff. Would that that all those diet changes. [01:07:36] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, but he. [01:07:37] Speaker D: He the smart. He actually the smallest on the show. [01:07:39] Speaker C: That's what I'm saying. [01:07:40] Speaker D: What the are you talking about? [01:07:43] Speaker E: That's because he's tall. [01:07:45] Speaker A: Skinny Reggie. [01:07:47] Speaker D: Okay, who's backing who? That. But look. [01:07:50] Speaker C: Okay, thank you. [01:07:51] Speaker E: How much you look? [01:07:51] Speaker D: But. But you got to give it on 180 French. But look, French is still high school, though, though, so he got that little weight. He said high school when we all were his age, right? We was like small. [01:08:01] Speaker A: So I wasn't. [01:08:01] Speaker D: I was fast. [01:08:02] Speaker A: I was built as when I was wrenching. [01:08:04] Speaker D: Fast forward 10, 15 years. This. [01:08:05] Speaker C: You got steroids back then, too? [01:08:07] Speaker A: What's not doing steroids? [01:08:08] Speaker C: Creatine. Same thing. [01:08:09] Speaker D: This is what you're gonna have to look forward to. French, Reggie. Hey, option A, B or C, you got J. Mad. Be honest. Or J smooth or D, yourself? You know what I'm saying? Which one would you rather be like 10 years from now? [01:08:23] Speaker E: Myself. [01:08:24] Speaker D: Everybody said that same. We all said that same shit already. Now you got a lot of old man ways already, so. [01:08:30] Speaker A: Well, Jason, you're the only one. [01:08:31] Speaker C: That's. [01:08:31] Speaker A: That's too far gone. [01:08:32] Speaker D: No. [01:08:33] Speaker E: Yeah. [01:08:33] Speaker D: That's why you killing me, Beyonce. You so small. Hey, look, I'll be telling Beyonce, show us your bicep. [01:08:38] Speaker A: That's all. When you ready to show your bicep. [01:08:41] Speaker D: My is small right now. Cause I ain't been working out. [01:08:44] Speaker A: But look, you're too far gone. That is atrophy. [01:08:47] Speaker D: J. Mac, I be telling beyond this. [01:08:49] Speaker A: Your whole body is atrophy. [01:08:50] Speaker D: I'll be like, keep drinking sodas. Be honest. We gonna tote your ass out here on the. On the little small dump truck. Truck. They're gonna have to just. Hey, you have a man downstairs with them hard ass on. [01:09:00] Speaker C: All right, listen, so too far. Speaking. Speaking of diets, what's the junk food combo you enjoyed growing up that you wouldn't with today Example, like Sunkiss Pop, Cheetos and the Snickers, you know, I mean, like some you used to. Used to eat back in the day that like. [01:09:19] Speaker D: Oh, I used to have one. One of them half a square boxes of ice cream with oatmeal cakes coming from the movies. That right there hold up a whole box. Like, you know. You know, like, you know, you got the tub, the plastic tub, right? Then you got the little cardboard that was a half a gallon, right? Half a gallon. That little cardboard where we all go get our half gallon, whatever kind of ice cream and some oatmeal cakes. You eat the Whole thing we be sitting down there. I sit down there Saturday night, Sunday, Sunday it's on. Hey now I can't I right eat that ice cream. I'm Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday. It's a rap French Ranger. [01:09:58] Speaker C: You probably. [01:09:59] Speaker A: I mean last week what'd you stop eating last week? [01:10:01] Speaker C: Yeah, you probably still eat whatever the you want. [01:10:04] Speaker E: I mean I tried to limit the carbs but I ate some ice today. So just some rice. [01:10:08] Speaker D: Oh, I'm about to say ice you that bro. [01:10:10] Speaker C: This talk about rice. [01:10:12] Speaker E: No, I said I try to try to avoid. I know but rice is a lot to carbs but. But I I still eat everything that I'll eat. [01:10:19] Speaker A: Did you eat sugar cane when you were young? [01:10:20] Speaker E: Yeah, and when I go to Haiti that's the first thing I get fresh. [01:10:24] Speaker D: Did you? I had to ask you are you on a diet from your wristbands because you only got three off. [01:10:28] Speaker E: I've been hooping a lot. So it's just like I just kept. [01:10:30] Speaker D: It out wearing them. Yeah. [01:10:33] Speaker C: Cuz that's what I noticed LeBron used to wear. [01:10:34] Speaker E: LeBron hopped on my wave. [01:10:35] Speaker C: Oh did it? [01:10:36] Speaker E: I did it before LeBron. [01:10:37] Speaker C: Okay. [01:10:37] Speaker D: All right. That's it. That's that J ring. [01:10:39] Speaker A: Nobody's buying that one. [01:10:41] Speaker C: I used to eat eat the the chili cheese nachos. You know what I'm saying? [01:10:47] Speaker D: That's munchies from like 7:11. [01:10:50] Speaker C: Like yeah. Chili cheese nachos or the crumb cakes with some strawberry milk or. Another thing that I used to with is you get the the Fig Newtons and you break them in half and you put them around the Reese's peanut butter cup. [01:11:08] Speaker A: Damn. [01:11:09] Speaker D: You making a sandwich. [01:11:10] Speaker C: Yeah, that's right. It's called a choke sandwich. That is disgusting. [01:11:13] Speaker D: That is a choke sound. You got to drink something that. Yeah, you going you going to around being in the emergency room right now at the older I get I can't eat without having something to drink behind it cuz I choke now. You eat so fast the had a hiccups go. You know one of them numbers like that you got to drink something cuz it seem like it's stuck in your. [01:11:30] Speaker A: Throat and so only thing I don't eat anymore is like those puff Cheetos. That is disgusting. [01:11:38] Speaker E: Oh one thing I used to eat Pop tarts a lot. I don't eat that. [01:11:43] Speaker A: Pop Tarts starts. Yeah that pop tarts are disgusting too. [01:11:47] Speaker E: I don't know why I used to like that in high school. [01:11:49] Speaker D: You might need to go back to. [01:11:50] Speaker C: It since you brought the brown sugar. [01:11:52] Speaker A: The brown sugar ones. [01:11:53] Speaker C: Yeah, them is the best. Oh, yeah, you put a little butter on that afterward anyways. Yeah, butter. After they get hot, you let that butter melt off the top of the. [01:12:02] Speaker E: I don't even want to try that up the whole. [01:12:09] Speaker D: I'm gonna tell you something. People that smoke weed make come up with the best sometimes. You know, they do some snacks. Them come up, them be cooking, some be hungry and make a meal out of any thing. [01:12:20] Speaker C: If you. If you put like, you. [01:12:23] Speaker E: I want to go buy that just to try. [01:12:24] Speaker C: Heat the up. And then you put the butter on top of the. And let it just like, mild over. [01:12:29] Speaker A: See, I never. I never heated up a Pop Pop Tart ever ate it. [01:12:33] Speaker E: Like, oh, no, you got to eat. [01:12:35] Speaker C: They're not. That's not how they make. [01:12:36] Speaker E: No. If you eat it dry, it's really disgusting. [01:12:39] Speaker A: It's so great when it's hot, it's a little bit better. [01:12:42] Speaker C: It's a lot better. [01:12:43] Speaker E: You can actually eat it when it's hot. [01:12:44] Speaker C: It's a different. It's a whole different. [01:12:46] Speaker E: It's a whole different level. [01:12:47] Speaker D: J Mac. You'll make a Spam filet, though, huh? Oh, that's with some Spam that good as black. [01:12:53] Speaker C: Put some Spam and some rice with some seaweed around that. That is. [01:12:58] Speaker D: I don't know about the seaweed. You put in the rice, you got a meal. [01:13:00] Speaker C: Oh, yeah, fry it up. [01:13:02] Speaker D: Just chop them. Cause hey, four, five people can eat off one can of Spam, though. [01:13:06] Speaker C: For real, though? [01:13:07] Speaker D: Yeah, for real. Slice the thin little slices. [01:13:10] Speaker A: That's disgusting. [01:13:11] Speaker D: All right, you drink the Spam juice. No, some have drank Spam juice jelly. [01:13:19] Speaker C: Nobody eating that Spam jelly. [01:13:21] Speaker D: Hey, look, look, order bean and wing juice. The red and yellow can. [01:13:25] Speaker A: I've never. I've never had. Had beef jerky of any kind. [01:13:28] Speaker C: But you never eaten beef jerky. [01:13:30] Speaker D: Wait. [01:13:31] Speaker A: Because the way people's burp smell. [01:13:32] Speaker C: So. [01:13:32] Speaker D: Wait a minute. [01:13:32] Speaker C: So like Jack Links. You had it. [01:13:35] Speaker E: You. That tastes good. [01:13:37] Speaker C: You never had a Slim Jim? [01:13:38] Speaker D: Nah. [01:13:38] Speaker E: Oh, damn you, miss Step into the Slim Gym, cuz. [01:13:41] Speaker A: Burp smell like. [01:13:42] Speaker D: I don't want none of that. [01:13:43] Speaker C: How. How. How many. [01:13:46] Speaker A: A lot of people eat beef jerk and it makes you burp. [01:13:49] Speaker C: Nah, it doesn't. [01:13:49] Speaker E: It doesn't make you burn. [01:13:50] Speaker C: It does. [01:13:51] Speaker A: It does, nigga. [01:13:52] Speaker D: Let's have some beef jerky. [01:13:53] Speaker E: Jerky all the time. [01:13:56] Speaker A: Beef jerky. Jerky. Let's have some beef jerky next time. [01:14:00] Speaker D: Yeah, that. That do get stuck in your teeth, though. [01:14:02] Speaker C: All right, so how do you smooth over with your girl if she caught you cheating. [01:14:13] Speaker D: Oh, easy. [01:14:14] Speaker E: Take responsibility. [01:14:16] Speaker A: How do you smooth over? [01:14:17] Speaker C: Yeah, so he, he said it was easy. I would like to hear how easy. [01:14:21] Speaker D: But she. So the didn't really say how she called. Cause I. I mean the one. [01:14:26] Speaker C: So you caught my smooth it over. [01:14:29] Speaker D: I always said, my nigga. I mean, it's been a few times I've been caught, but I didn't know they didn't they. [01:14:35] Speaker C: It doesn't sound easy the way you're saying it. [01:14:37] Speaker D: No, I'm just trying to say. Okay, so the one time that I was riding down 400, I had the little chick in the car with me. My, my brother. [01:14:42] Speaker C: How you smoothed over? [01:14:43] Speaker D: I just, just told her, look, baby, what you saw ain't really what you saw. That wasn't even me. I was at the motherfucking site. You know what I'm saying? Nigga, that was you. I saw you with that bum face. But nah, babe, you didn't see me. That motherfucking car might look like me. Did. Did I see you? No. And I took that to the grave. That after a while they just. Just forget about it. [01:15:00] Speaker A: I'd be like, she just didn't do about it. [01:15:02] Speaker C: So your answer is make them think they're crazy. [01:15:04] Speaker D: You make the motherfucker think crazy. And it's just like the one motherfucker time. It's like the one motherfucker time where I got had hickeys around my neck. And my chick came in the house while I thought she was going. And she said, what the fuck is all of them hickeys on your neck? And I'm like, you got me fucked up. I don't have shit on my neck. That motherfucker was standing behind me me and was hickeys on my neck or some red marks on my neck, right? This was 4 or 5 in the morning, right about 5 o'clock that evening that was gonna say, babe, what you saw? I don't know what it was that you saw, but what you think it was probably one of what it was. I think it was allergic reaction or something that I may have had. But as far as you thinking that I'm cheating and she took it. No, I mean she didn't really take it, but she had to take it. [01:15:47] Speaker E: Because she probably was other. So she wasn't a big deal about it. [01:15:51] Speaker A: I mean, I don't know. I don't even know what you do if you get caught cheating. [01:15:54] Speaker E: You just gotta take responsibility. [01:15:55] Speaker C: Basically, he's saying lie. [01:15:57] Speaker A: No, no, I'm not I'm. I'm not talking. I'm talking for me. [01:15:59] Speaker D: I don't. [01:15:59] Speaker A: I don't know what you're supposed to do if you get caught cheating. [01:16:02] Speaker D: Don't ever say it just happened. Don't ever say that. [01:16:05] Speaker E: Huh? You learned that like. [01:16:06] Speaker D: Like, like how you. How you happily put your dick in her mouth or haven't put your dick between her legs or you just happen to wind up. Just happens or just. You know what I'm saying? That's why I say. But look, I saw a video on this right here. I saw a video I don't know if y'all seen with a chick from Lake Charles. She live chatted a video with her and a dude one time, right? They was fucking and then she was talking about, oh, why they was fucking cheating. Yeah, why they was fucking. And then she wound up having a dude at a house, and she was live chatting, right? And her dude came home and caught her in the house with a guy. And the dude, her boyfriend wound up shooting the motherfucker on live videos. Live video. That nigga, you could just hear him in the background. You see him get shot and fall down. This nigga just like, oh, oh. And later on he died. Hospital. I'm like, get the out of here. [01:16:50] Speaker C: That's what happens. [01:16:52] Speaker D: That's crazy. [01:16:53] Speaker C: No, not really. I mean, if you. If you gotta. If you got a. And you want to live chat you some other. Yeah, it's kind of the chance you. [01:17:01] Speaker D: Take out a shot. The dude ain't responsible. I shoot the bit. I mean, everybody. [01:17:05] Speaker C: Listen. Anybody naked can get shot. Like, everybody. Yeah, I mean, if you didn't know. Sorry. You should have. You should have probably did a little more research. [01:17:18] Speaker D: So would you fought the guy that he up in your house, he know that she was together with. [01:17:21] Speaker C: No, I got too many pictures in my house. You come in my. You know, if you. If you. [01:17:25] Speaker E: You got that type of house, if. [01:17:26] Speaker C: This is just staring up at the ceiling, that's on your fault. You should have been looking around. Some wedding pictures, some baby pictures. [01:17:32] Speaker D: So she brought him in. She brought him in the house. Yeah. And y'all wait room, the workout room downstairs. Y'all ain't even upstairs. Who. [01:17:38] Speaker E: Who describes his whole. [01:17:40] Speaker C: That should have asked ass? Whose weights are these? Whose punching bag is that? You know, I mean, this should have. [01:17:45] Speaker D: Started being like, got in the movie. Got in the movie wrong. [01:17:49] Speaker C: Whose boxing gloves is those? You know what I mean? Look. Yeah. [01:17:52] Speaker A: You don't feel like if a person gets caught cheating that they're just Being disrespectful. Yeah, I feel like if I caught my wife cheat on me, I feel like she's just being disrespectful. [01:18:00] Speaker D: No, she's not. [01:18:01] Speaker E: Only she's cheating, she's being sloppy with it. [01:18:02] Speaker D: Yeah, that's it. Not disrespectful. You just ain't got sloppy. You just don't give a fuck now. [01:18:06] Speaker A: No, that's what I'm saying. [01:18:07] Speaker E: I mean, that's what sloppy is. [01:18:08] Speaker A: So if you get caught cheating, to me, I feel like, like it's, it's multiple layers because not. You know what I'm saying? You weren't even clean enough to like, do it for real. [01:18:14] Speaker D: This why I don't get caught. I. I mean, if you gonna do this, you just can't get. I'm never getting caught. [01:18:19] Speaker E: I thought you took a break. [01:18:20] Speaker D: I did take a break, but I'm saying I would never get caught cheating ever. I'm too good for that. I would never. [01:18:26] Speaker E: So what's the trick? [01:18:27] Speaker D: It don't matter. We would never reveal on that. I would never get caught cheating. No, I'm just saying you just gotta be. You just gotta be smart with your though. You. You truly do. I remember one time my homeboy taught me, he told me, he said, you don't get caught. You don't get tired of doing this shit. I said, no, it's just cool and it's just fun. But as I get older, I realize I can't do the same shit I used to do when I was younger. [01:18:47] Speaker E: Yeah, you mature. [01:18:47] Speaker D: You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So you change the way especially your. [01:18:50] Speaker A: Problem, Jason, who honestly has always been that you run your mouth too goddamn much. But I see you come around the fellas and you talk all that shit bragging. But then you have your friends around your girl, and of course nigga be. [01:19:00] Speaker D: Forgetting that nigga will get drunk and won't tell some shit. [01:19:02] Speaker A: And you know what? I think that's the reason why you always try to pretend like you're gonna get me. Because I told you that. And I think you feel away about that. [01:19:09] Speaker D: What's that? [01:19:09] Speaker A: How I told you that you come around the fellas and always running your mouth and. And then you bring your girl around the fellas and they making jokes, basically giving your away. I think you feel some kind of way about. That's why. [01:19:19] Speaker D: Cuz, most of them, I ain't really brought the, the true, true girl around. You know what I'm saying? Yes, I have all them true girls. I Take that back. I retract my last statement. [01:19:27] Speaker A: Is there any more Jimmy Mac? [01:19:28] Speaker C: I'm sorry, no, it's not porno. It's Twitter and porn on Twitter. [01:19:35] Speaker A: Twitter after dark. [01:19:36] Speaker C: Okay. Yeah. Nasty Bay, if y'all want some. [01:19:39] Speaker E: What's those profiles you follow? [01:19:40] Speaker C: Nasty Bay forever. My at. Nasty Bay forever. That, that right there. That be having some and they be like two minute long videos. But anyways. Yeah, there's a couple more. All right, so what is the best Little Debbie snack? [01:19:57] Speaker D: Oh, Nutty buddy. Nutty bars. See it? Nutty bars. Oh me. Okay. Hey, I got a box of refrigerators right now. Nutty bars. [01:20:09] Speaker A: Little Debbie says the fattest on the show. [01:20:11] Speaker D: Tell us all the goodness. [01:20:12] Speaker A: What's number two? [01:20:15] Speaker D: Oatmeal cakes. If you a that like the Swiss. The Swiss swirls. Swiss World. [01:20:21] Speaker A: The Swiss swirls. [01:20:22] Speaker D: Yeah, the Swiss World. The chocolate swirl. [01:20:24] Speaker A: What about Ding dongs? [01:20:25] Speaker D: That's like the ding dong thing. You know what I'm saying? You got a Swiss World. [01:20:29] Speaker A: I knew you like a ding dong. [01:20:30] Speaker D: They got the. The what you call it. Be good. The goddamn pecan pie, guys. The be good. You know, you got. You got the. You got. You do have figs in Little Debbie. [01:20:42] Speaker A: I've never had a Little Debbie snack. [01:20:43] Speaker D: You had the little things that's got the apple on it. The apple dumpling like things. You got those. I mean, I know all the Little Debbie. [01:20:49] Speaker A: I've never had a Little Debbie snake. Is that weird too? [01:20:52] Speaker C: What the is wrong with you? [01:20:55] Speaker D: Because that's because you eat. You more of a. [01:20:56] Speaker C: This don't eat Little Debbie. [01:20:58] Speaker D: No, he likes candy. I don't like. [01:20:59] Speaker A: I don't like cakes and I don't like that. [01:21:01] Speaker C: You just had a cigarette. [01:21:02] Speaker A: Cinnamon roll. [01:21:03] Speaker C: Little Debbie makes those. [01:21:05] Speaker A: What are they called? [01:21:06] Speaker C: Cinnamon rolls. [01:21:07] Speaker A: No, he got a name. [01:21:08] Speaker D: They don't make no cinnamon roll swirls. Pecan swirls. They make pecans. [01:21:15] Speaker A: I've never had a little. [01:21:16] Speaker D: Oh, dumb be off the chain too. I only got eight in the box. The good. They only got small. A small amount of the Little Debbie's. [01:21:22] Speaker C: Blueberry muffins with the non real. So first off, they wasn't even blueberries for a while. [01:21:27] Speaker A: Never. [01:21:27] Speaker C: And then they got snitched out and they was like, look, Little Debbie ain't putting blueberries in her. So then she now she got her on her say real, real blueberries. [01:21:34] Speaker D: Oh, that's authentic. [01:21:35] Speaker C: Yeah. So I don't know what the rest of everything is, but then blueberries is real. [01:21:38] Speaker A: French rat. Do you eat this? Yeah. Only the Fat and the skinny fat. Eat this. [01:21:43] Speaker C: Hey, Little Debbie. Shout out to little Debbie. All right, last one. If you didn't have slack. And this, I guess, is for some of us. [01:21:53] Speaker D: Yeah. [01:21:53] Speaker A: Jason's never in slack. He doesn't have slack. [01:21:55] Speaker C: Now where would your slack time be? Spent it so it. Let's just start off. Jay Spoof. Where do you spend your non slack time? [01:22:02] Speaker A: At work? [01:22:03] Speaker C: I'll be at work. [01:22:04] Speaker D: I beat my working man. [01:22:05] Speaker C: So does everybody else but Jason. [01:22:09] Speaker E: I guess my job. I'm too active. [01:22:11] Speaker D: Well, first of all. First of all, J. Mac, really and truly, man, my attention span with the. The. [01:22:15] Speaker C: You don't get breaks, you don't get lunch. You don't get after work. [01:22:20] Speaker D: The whole. I'm gonna be honest with you, man. I'm gonna be honest, totally honest. And smooth. I'm be honest with you. [01:22:24] Speaker E: Right? [01:22:25] Speaker D: My attention span is like. [01:22:26] Speaker C: Talk to the. [01:22:27] Speaker D: My attention span is like a nat. Right? You know what I'm saying that, man. And it's. It's. It's like. How y'all say. It's like when I show up in that, I'll be like, oh, Jay Smoothie's here. They be like, oh, J. Smooth is going like that. He's here. And get excited. Then they be like, then this is excited. [01:22:45] Speaker A: I don't know if they get excited. [01:22:46] Speaker D: It's not gonna last long. [01:22:49] Speaker A: Is that what you call it? Excited? [01:22:50] Speaker C: Let me ask you a question, Jay Smooth. [01:22:51] Speaker D: Yeah. Now late night. [01:22:53] Speaker C: Now late night. [01:22:54] Speaker D: I can do a late night. [01:22:55] Speaker C: Let me just ask you a question. I want you to be totally honest. [01:22:58] Speaker D: I'm gonna be honest with you. [01:22:59] Speaker C: I don't think you are, but I just want you to be. Where do you spend more time? The slack room or plenty of fish? [01:23:06] Speaker D: I don't even be on planet Fish no more. [01:23:08] Speaker E: Yeah, he's been a month sober. [01:23:09] Speaker D: I'm serious. I don't even be on POF no more. [01:23:11] Speaker C: Okay, so what. What's. What's your. What's your. [01:23:13] Speaker A: He's lying. [01:23:14] Speaker C: What's your dating app du jour right now? [01:23:17] Speaker D: I bet you I don't. [01:23:18] Speaker A: If we go into his battery usage right now. [01:23:19] Speaker C: You're right. Right. [01:23:20] Speaker A: I guarantee you plenty of fish is above slack. I guarantee it. [01:23:26] Speaker E: I know it is. For the previous month. [01:23:28] Speaker C: It was a guarantee. [01:23:29] Speaker A: It's better usage. [01:23:30] Speaker C: What is. What's the other one? Swipe left. Swipe right. Tinder. Tinder. No, don't. Don't do nothing. [01:23:36] Speaker A: Yeah, he's deleting. [01:23:37] Speaker D: No, no, I'm saying he's trying to Reset it. [01:23:39] Speaker C: I won't. [01:23:39] Speaker D: I won't be honest with my. [01:23:40] Speaker C: Just see, that's the work phone. [01:23:42] Speaker D: No, it's not. No, it's not. That's my. It's my. That's. That's my phone that be honest. Blessed me with. [01:23:47] Speaker C: Okay. [01:23:47] Speaker D: You know what I'm saying? [01:23:47] Speaker A: Oh, I don't know if it had. I'm talking about iPhone. I don't know if that phone does that. [01:23:50] Speaker C: No, it does it. It'll do it. If you go to battery and usage. Android got that. [01:23:54] Speaker D: Talking about settings. [01:23:55] Speaker C: Yeah. And then battery. [01:23:58] Speaker D: Apps. Apps. Install memory. Oh, battery. Okay, There you go. So we see. Be honest. [01:24:04] Speaker A: Let me see. [01:24:05] Speaker E: Give it to me. [01:24:06] Speaker A: All right, so let's see here. He don't be doing on this phone. On. [01:24:17] Speaker C: That's what I'm saying. [01:24:18] Speaker D: Honestly, man, I Honestly, I haven't been. I hadn't been on. I really, man. [01:24:21] Speaker C: Like, he used to work for them. [01:24:24] Speaker D: I just told my sister the other night, I say, sis. I said sis. Really? I don't. I don't around like that no more. I don't be doing. You know what I'm saying? [01:24:30] Speaker E: But you only been out for the game for a month. [01:24:32] Speaker D: I mean, that's huge for me. That's. That's a lot. That's a lot of that ain't getting. You know what I'm saying? [01:24:39] Speaker C: What's your top three right now? [01:24:40] Speaker D: Women. [01:24:40] Speaker C: What's your top three right now? [01:24:41] Speaker D: I'm sorry, ladies. [01:24:43] Speaker A: J. Smooth are screen, Bluetooth and Google Play services. [01:24:46] Speaker E: Yeah, he just doesn't use his phone. [01:24:48] Speaker C: Right. That's. [01:24:49] Speaker D: I do. [01:24:49] Speaker C: I'm saying what are your three top. Mine right now are Pixel Launcher. I don't even know what the. That is slack. Number two. And then Golf Clash. [01:24:58] Speaker E: You just go to battery in percentage. Right? Battery usage. [01:25:01] Speaker A: Right? [01:25:01] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:25:02] Speaker A: But do it on the last seven days. [01:25:04] Speaker E: Instagram, Twitter, Safari. [01:25:06] Speaker C: Instagram, Twitter, Safari. All right. [01:25:09] Speaker A: Yeah, mine is. I'm sure my is always like flashlight. Number one is slack. [01:25:17] Speaker C: Okay. [01:25:17] Speaker A: Number two is flashlight. [01:25:18] Speaker C: What the do you be doing with that flashlight? No, his always be on, like. I don't know, like he don't got lights maybe. [01:25:27] Speaker A: Number one is slack. Number two is flashlight. Number three is overcast. So overcast is a podcast player. I don't even use Apple podcasts, but flashlight. The reason why is because when I walk my dogs at night, I have to be able to see them. [01:25:38] Speaker D: Them here's mine. J. [01:25:40] Speaker C: They're on a leash and the way I. [01:25:42] Speaker A: No, no, no. I need to see. Make sure they. If they don't I need to stay out there with them longer? Not just that, though. You know, we have deer and. And wolves and all kind of around here, so I have to. [01:25:51] Speaker C: Is that what's going to keep them away? [01:25:53] Speaker A: No, you shiny. You can see their eyes so you know they're there. Yeah. See? Smart. [01:25:57] Speaker D: So I can. [01:25:57] Speaker A: I can know whether we need to hurry the up and get back where. [01:26:00] Speaker D: We got to go. [01:26:01] Speaker C: You got hunter dogs. [01:26:05] Speaker D: Jeremy. Here's mine. This. This running from deer. This is my work phone, which I use like you say, personal hotspot 27 phone, audio 23, FaceTime 14. And then you look on down, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Probably about 14 down. Slack. 1%. [01:26:25] Speaker A: Wow. 1% Pandora. [01:26:28] Speaker D: 4%. [01:26:29] Speaker A: What's your percent for Slack? French range, Reggie? [01:26:31] Speaker E: It was 12 for some reason. [01:26:32] Speaker A: 1%. [01:26:33] Speaker D: Wow. [01:26:33] Speaker A: Minus 15. [01:26:34] Speaker C: Minus 20. [01:26:36] Speaker D: Y'all ain't. That's. You know what? Let's look. Let's look for the next seven days from this Monday going to next month, see who got the most slack time. [01:26:43] Speaker E: But what about the week after that? [01:26:45] Speaker D: You can. [01:26:45] Speaker E: You can fake it for. For seven days. [01:26:47] Speaker D: No, that's. [01:26:48] Speaker E: That's why I don't even try to fight it. [01:26:49] Speaker D: Seven days in. [01:26:50] Speaker A: He. [01:26:51] Speaker E: I. [01:26:51] Speaker A: You know what it is? He lost one competition tonight, so he's trying anything. [01:26:54] Speaker D: Seven days in. [01:26:55] Speaker E: Because I know, like, with me, it's like I'm active at work, so I can't keep up with the conversation. So that's why I don't be on it. And then I chime in whenever I can. And then either I'm driving or I'm just hooping or I'm just doing something else. [01:27:07] Speaker A: Fuck us, right? Listen, we appreciate you guys tuning in once again to the no Nonsense Show. Make sure you tell all your friends. [01:27:13] Speaker E: About no Nonsense Show. [01:27:14] Speaker A: If you're not catching the Friday show or the what we learned it's because you are not a premium subscriber. [01:27:19] Speaker C: Come on. [01:27:19] Speaker A: Make sure you go to raresonnets. R A R E S O N A N C E comma slash. Register and sign up for the premium subscription. It's only $5 and it helps us. [01:27:28] Speaker C: 4.99. It's better than 5. [01:27:30] Speaker A: It is better than 5. It helps us make sure our equipment is tight. It keeps our servers up. It keeps our media host up. It really helps and we appreciate all the support that we get from you guys. [01:27:39] Speaker C: Yes, we do. [01:27:40] Speaker A: Anything else, y'all? [01:27:40] Speaker D: Guys, it's only 20 quarters. Go ahead. [01:27:43] Speaker E: Oh, I'm proud of you. [01:27:44] Speaker A: No math. [01:27:45] Speaker E: He knows Math guys. [01:27:48] Speaker D: Hey, there you go. Going back being fucking gay. Hey, where you let you off? [01:27:51] Speaker A: We let you off the hook. French, that motherfucker, he hates, I don't. [01:27:53] Speaker C: Know, Michael Jackson time out though, do you? Do you. I know you didn't listen to the show, but when he went black, Roxanne, did you. Did you hear yourself? [01:28:01] Speaker E: He was there, right? [01:28:01] Speaker C: No, no, but did he hear himself though? [01:28:03] Speaker A: He started sounding gay too. [01:28:05] Speaker C: You, you, you. You started to take on a little bit of light ski. And Roxanne, when, when he was doing his shit, you started your voice was. I had a homeboy you didn't want. [01:28:15] Speaker E: To be out gayed. [01:28:16] Speaker C: I had a homeboy that whenever he talked to Mexican girls, he had a Mexican accent and it was kind of like that because he was talking to this gay dude. Dude, you, you had, you picked up a gay accent. It's like you picked up the. Yeah, it's like you was just blending. [01:28:30] Speaker D: Okay. [01:28:30] Speaker C: You know, you notice that, that you do that. [01:28:32] Speaker D: You have to make this feel comfortable. Cuz he's going to come out this shell. I mean, it started with tonight. We found a little bit about him. [01:28:39] Speaker C: You won. Let's just be clear. [01:28:40] Speaker D: I know I did. Okay, But I'm not gay as well. I rather have my think than I'm gay than not be gay. [01:28:46] Speaker A: I think you're gay, dude. We voted. A lot of, A lot of people voted on this. [01:28:50] Speaker D: Happy? I'm happy as. [01:28:52] Speaker C: Is that. What the. Is that what you're. You're. [01:28:53] Speaker E: You might be gay and you just don't know it. [01:28:55] Speaker A: You said you'll eat that dick. [01:28:56] Speaker D: You did French, I guarantee you. [01:28:59] Speaker C: Yeah, I would say it again. [01:29:00] Speaker D: I guarantee you, right? [01:29:02] Speaker E: What? [01:29:02] Speaker A: What J. Smooth? [01:29:03] Speaker D: Nothing. [01:29:04] Speaker A: Go in. Go, go and do this, this bravado thing. Yo, I get more and you know what I'm saying. [01:29:09] Speaker C: I just want you to say you eat that dick again one more time. [01:29:13] Speaker A: We got. I'll make a time stay. [01:29:16] Speaker E: But yeah, we can just post that. Go listen to show. [01:29:20] Speaker C: Don't, don't, don't. Front, front. Because you said you would sit on a dick. [01:29:23] Speaker A: Yeah, you did. [01:29:24] Speaker D: Talking about you like you doing yoga, eating cake. [01:29:30] Speaker A: Keep supporting us, keep interacting us. [01:29:33] Speaker D: We going to keep bringing the nonsense because we realize sometimes people just need to laugh. Until next time, your boy, J. [01:29:39] Speaker C: Smooth, 10% less than any other person. Podcast guaranteed.