Childish Dreams

[00:00:00] Speaker A: The views and opinions expressed by the. [00:00:01] Speaker B: No Nonsense show and its host do not necessarily reflect views consistent with political. [00:00:05] Speaker A: Correctness or the Rare Sonnets Podcast Network. So to get the show started right, we want to wish any officers of the sensitivity police a heartfelt fuck you. I just wonder why I chose. Like, okay, so when I take. When I take people on a long walk, right, I'm usually trying to fatten you up some kind of way or maybe get you a. Really. What I'm trying to do when I do those long walks is I'm trying to do a paradigm shift, but I want you to come about it organically. [00:00:28] Speaker B: Right? [00:00:29] Speaker A: You know what I mean? So I don't want to just tell you. I don't want. Yeah, I don't want to tell you what I want you to know. I want you to understand why you want to know it also. [00:00:36] Speaker B: Right? [00:00:36] Speaker A: You know what I'm saying? So that's why I do the wall. I know y'all are scared, and y'all be like, nope, I'm not going down that road. [00:00:40] Speaker B: No. [00:00:41] Speaker A: And if you dirty, then we gonna see how dirty you are at the end of the road. But as long as you're not dirty, we'll be fine. But that's what I chose to use my powers for good. [00:00:49] Speaker B: Okay. [00:00:50] Speaker A: I'm trying to figure out is, did French Reggie choose to use his powers for good? Cause when he takes these long drives, and I know this is, like, throwback to last week, but we couldn't just end that show. I know that show ended abruptly, but it had to. [00:01:01] Speaker B: It had to. It had to. I mean, it was fucking like, an epiphany. [00:01:05] Speaker A: I wonder, though, is French Reggie using his powers for good? Like, is he walking him down these long car rides for personal gain, right? Like, or is he trying to take away men off the dating pool? So he's more valuable still for personal, right? [00:01:19] Speaker B: Like, he's still personal, right? Like. [00:01:20] Speaker A: Well, I meant personal, like, right? [00:01:22] Speaker B: Join me, Right? Right. [00:01:23] Speaker A: Yeah. Do you think he's. Do you think he means well, or do you think this is nefarious? That's what I guess my question is because Smooth is the gayest of all of them. [00:01:34] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [00:01:34] Speaker A: Out of all the people he's written. [00:01:36] Speaker B: And the funny thing is, like, they never really talked about, like, hey, how this ended. Like, this is how, you know, we got this. [00:01:41] Speaker A: You know, when they came back, what was the. What was the synopsis? I mean, what was the resolution? [00:01:45] Speaker B: Right? [00:01:46] Speaker A: So, French. [00:02:03] Speaker B: You are listening to the no nonsense show, 10% less bullshit than any other podcast, guaranteed. [00:02:10] Speaker C: So French, there was no. There was nothing. [00:02:14] Speaker B: He was still. He was still pretending to be straight or. [00:02:16] Speaker A: Oh, you know what it was? He was trying to get on the podcast then. So he probably wasn't willing to, you know what I'm saying, show his hand. Although he was ripe for the taking. For the picking. [00:02:24] Speaker B: Yeah, for the. [00:02:24] Speaker A: His walnut was ripe for the picking. [00:02:26] Speaker B: For the taking. Like you said, for the taking for sure. [00:02:28] Speaker C: Smooth is still figuring himself out. [00:02:30] Speaker A: Wow. [00:02:31] Speaker B: Still, huh? [00:02:31] Speaker A: How dare you say that about your mentor. [00:02:34] Speaker B: Look, he didn't. He didn't turn into Eli. He's signing. He's signing. He's signing the mentor now. Like, Trump is fucking. Is smooth. And now you, Elon, huh? You just sit there and bring your kid to work day. And you. [00:02:46] Speaker A: I mean, Jay Smooth was like, okay, so coach is my mentor. I gotta get somebody that. I'm their mentor. So when French decided to bail out on the Plat America things like, how can I still. Oh, you should be on the show. [00:02:57] Speaker B: Yeah. No, I think that the funniest part of all of that was like, you know, in. You know, blessed his heart for that, because he was definitely a promoter because that would be one of the first things he would tell anybody. I'm on a podcast. I do a podcast. Yeah, I'm. You know, bitches like, listen, I'm. It's almost like fucking Ron Burgundy. I'm pretty important, like, pretty big. I got many leather bound books and I'm on a podcast, in case you didn't know. Here's a card. Here's the card. And I have a hat and a shirt, so it's official. [00:03:33] Speaker A: Grande hit me up the other day on text message. You know, he's been on the show as well. [00:03:37] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:03:37] Speaker A: He's like, yo, you still a freaky ass. He group messaged me and Smooth, like, you still a freaky ass nigga, Man. I'm sitting here riding here listening to you talking about a fucking bunny rabbit head like, you still freaky. He's 50 years old, nigga. He couldn't understand it either. [00:03:52] Speaker B: And that's fucked up because I remember thinking that when before Not Like Us came out, you know, that that would have been a cool. No, no, that would have been a cool as acronym. Like, to, you know, I mean, like. Like, I would have put that on a license plate, you know, I mean, FA and 69. Guy, like. Like, that's. I was like, damn, is that bad? Like, is he. I hear him saying this, right? [00:04:12] Speaker A: Like, I'm freaky too, am I a freaky ass though, right? [00:04:15] Speaker B: Like, I mean, but like, I mean like 69 guy. Like let's do it. Like I'm. Listen, let's do all of that. Like I. You made this bad now. Like I don't know if it was. If, if Kendrick hadn't put that in that song and associated with pedophile pedophilia, I would have definitely been co opted some like that 69 God is way. [00:04:34] Speaker A: Better than 69 Satan. [00:04:36] Speaker B: Yeah, for sure, for sure. And a fan. I'm a fan all day. Like let's go. I'm a fan. Let me do that. Like if you didn't know I'm a. I'm a fan. [00:04:45] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:04:46] Speaker B: And they were like, what freaky ass. Like yeah, let's do that. And then. But now it's like, no, I mean like, I'm serious. I got a license plate that might have said that you should get one. [00:04:55] Speaker A: That says not a major. That's a good one. [00:05:02] Speaker B: No, no, no. It was the weird thing about. So I know we talked about a little bit about what's the name belichick in his 24 year old girlfriend. Yeah, a little bit. Right. [00:05:16] Speaker C: I think we, we've brushed on it. [00:05:17] Speaker B: I mean it's wild. And that's the thing. Like nobody. I mean, we're talking about all of my daughter. [00:05:23] Speaker A: All of my daughters are older than 24. [00:05:24] Speaker B: Right? Minor. Like I mean, and, and you. She's not a minor. [00:05:29] Speaker A: Nah. [00:05:29] Speaker B: But you're 70. [00:05:30] Speaker A: She's a younger. [00:05:31] Speaker B: No, bro. In your 70s. [00:05:33] Speaker C: She's putting that thing on him. Because how. [00:05:35] Speaker A: You know? [00:05:35] Speaker C: Because he put her on the Dunkin Donut commercial. [00:05:37] Speaker B: No, you could tell. You could tell. Like when he was at the switch in his step. Yeah. [00:05:41] Speaker C: He went to the sb. Was that the spot? [00:05:43] Speaker B: It was the Grammys, bro. [00:05:44] Speaker C: Wasn' Whatever. The latest award shows, some white girl. [00:05:49] Speaker A: She looked nice. [00:05:50] Speaker B: She looks good. She cool. [00:05:51] Speaker C: I mean candy. [00:05:52] Speaker B: And the thing about it is so. [00:05:54] Speaker A: But he didn't even do all that with his wife. [00:05:55] Speaker C: He was married the whole time. [00:05:56] Speaker A: He's never seen her. [00:05:57] Speaker C: Never seen her even know. [00:05:59] Speaker B: I mean people be talking on Leo, right, For talking about like he won him, you know, 25ish, you know, I. [00:06:05] Speaker C: Mean, I 70, but right. [00:06:07] Speaker B: That not 70. [00:06:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:06:09] Speaker B: Like you. We were at the thing and you're like, hey, Brad Pritt looks pretty good. I didn't know Brad. [00:06:13] Speaker A: No, my wife said that. [00:06:15] Speaker B: I. I thought, I thought, you know. [00:06:16] Speaker A: Did not hear me. [00:06:17] Speaker B: Wait a minute, hold on. I didn't say dick riding, but I think it Was a universal agreement. Agreement that everybody there was like for 60, that. Oh, y'all were all y'all. Yeah, listen, I don't even agree. [00:06:30] Speaker A: Better than Brad. [00:06:31] Speaker B: You're not 60 though, either. [00:06:33] Speaker A: 10 a decade. [00:06:34] Speaker B: You're not 60 either, though, right? It. But the, the whole Leo thing and his 25 year old, like age limit or whatever. The. Got a cousin that don't go over 30, right? And he's older than me and I mean by quite a bit. You know what I mean? And he's like. But 24 at 70, that's. [00:06:52] Speaker A: That's a big gap, bro. [00:06:53] Speaker B: That's a. I mean, that's. That's. So I think at this point, right, It's. [00:06:57] Speaker C: We know what is there. [00:06:57] Speaker B: No, it. That's what I was just going to say. It's clear. Everything is. Is clear as to what this is, right? Like, 24 year olds don't. With 70 year old men unless they get in the bag. [00:07:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:07:09] Speaker B: They just don't do it. I don't give a fuck what you how. [00:07:12] Speaker A: And no one would want that. [00:07:13] Speaker C: I said that. If you have a son, you show him Bill Belichick with that girl. If you have a daughter, you show. [00:07:18] Speaker B: Her Bill Belichick with that girl, explaining. [00:07:22] Speaker C: So if you have a son, you show him Bill Belichick with that girl. You let your son know, hey, as long as you work hard, you can get whatever you want. If you have a daughter, you showing the same picture. You telling your daughter if you want to. If you don't want. If you want whoever you want to date. [00:07:36] Speaker A: Are you saying that you're gonna pimp your daughter out? [00:07:38] Speaker C: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [00:07:40] Speaker B: This is what I'm saying. [00:07:41] Speaker C: This is what I'm saying. This is what I'm saying. [00:07:42] Speaker B: That's what I just thought I heard. [00:07:44] Speaker C: This is what I'm saying. [00:07:44] Speaker A: This is not like. [00:07:45] Speaker C: So your daughter doesn't become like Bill Belichick's girlfriend. [00:07:48] Speaker A: That ain't what you're saying at first. [00:07:49] Speaker C: That's what I was trying to say. [00:07:50] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't know. [00:07:50] Speaker C: That's what I was trying to say. [00:07:51] Speaker A: So you show your son that you can do anything and you show your daughter. Don't do anything. [00:07:55] Speaker B: Don't do this. [00:07:57] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. If you don't do anything, you're gonna. [00:07:58] Speaker A: Become like, I don't believe you. [00:08:00] Speaker B: Like, if you don't, if you don't. [00:08:01] Speaker A: I don't believe you. French. I think you modified that. [00:08:03] Speaker C: If you don't handle your business, you're gonna Be that girl that have. That's what I was trying to say. [00:08:08] Speaker B: That's not how I felt. [00:08:09] Speaker A: Way. [00:08:10] Speaker C: Y'all can feel however y'all wanna feel. [00:08:13] Speaker B: If you look good enough, boo, you can bag you. [00:08:16] Speaker A: You can do anything. [00:08:17] Speaker B: Yeah. You could bag you a 75 year old dude and not have to work for your life. [00:08:20] Speaker C: But this is my thing. You were saying people didn't complain about the age gap. [00:08:26] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:08:26] Speaker C: Back in the day. [00:08:28] Speaker B: Well, I think. [00:08:29] Speaker C: But nobody's giving Bill Belichick flack for this. They even making jokes about it in the award show. [00:08:33] Speaker B: Yeah, I think, but it's a little. It, it's. [00:08:38] Speaker A: Mac, honestly, you don't care? [00:08:39] Speaker B: No, I don't. But optically it looks. [00:08:41] Speaker A: You don't get it. [00:08:42] Speaker C: This is my thing too. If I'm 70 something years old and I'm rich and I'm single, why not the 24 year old? [00:08:49] Speaker B: No, I understand, okay? I understand. So you be honest. Let me ask you, because we both have. Our, our daughters are both over that age, right? Our daughter is 24, right? And she's like, hey, dad, I met a guy. And you're like, really? Yeah. What is he? And you know, how's he, you know, give me some information. She's like, yeah, he's like this 76 year old. You're. You're not, you're not gonna be like, wait a minute, hold on, 30 M's. [00:09:12] Speaker C: I would look up, I would look. [00:09:13] Speaker A: Up and I'll be like, ranch. [00:09:17] Speaker B: What? Like ranch style house or. [00:09:19] Speaker A: Yeah, okay, ranch, 10 acres. [00:09:24] Speaker C: That's what she gotta get. [00:09:25] Speaker B: No, that's what. [00:09:29] Speaker A: 10 acres ranch? [00:09:30] Speaker C: Yeah, with a farm, you know, I mean. [00:09:33] Speaker B: No, we don't need to have. [00:09:34] Speaker A: Yeah, I'll build all that. Just give me the 10 acres in the ranch, right? [00:09:36] Speaker B: Like, we don't need the extra work. If you're gonna do that. You might. [00:09:39] Speaker C: Yeah, you gotta help you. [00:09:40] Speaker A: I mean, she, she made the Dunkin'donut. [00:09:43] Speaker C: Super bowl commercial for Bill Belichick. [00:09:45] Speaker A: Here's the thing, right? It was my responsibility to have made it so my kids didn't have to worry about anything. And I failed them in that sense, Right. Because they have to get jobs and they have to work. So I failed them in that sense. However, I'm not trying to make their life harder than it has to be. I would really love for them to just bullshit all day and still have enough money to do what the things want. So what I'm saying to you, Mac, is whether that feels a little dirty to you, right? I would Think about it for a second. Rich, right? [00:10:12] Speaker C: What if he ain't that rich? He got money. [00:10:14] Speaker B: But listen, I'm, I'm trying to get you. [00:10:15] Speaker A: Will her life, Will her life be. [00:10:17] Speaker C: She don't gotta pay for nothing right. [00:10:18] Speaker A: Now, then that's to me. If that's what she wants. [00:10:20] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:10:20] Speaker A: And if it's my son and that's what he wants, I mean, like I said, it was my job to get that for them. I wasn't able to. So I'm not saying I'm a. I'm gonna, I'm gonna hustle it off on somebody else. What I'm saying is, yo, if you can find it, right, figure that out so that way your kids don't have to deal with this. [00:10:37] Speaker B: Yeah, that. I mean, it's, it's because this system is done, bro. [00:10:40] Speaker A: Whatever. Whatever your system was. I know we still got jobs and I know we all do. And I know that the, the, the, the system feels like it's trying to keep the wheels on, but this is wobbling, bro. These wheels do not have much life left in. [00:10:52] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:10:53] Speaker A: So I'm letting you know now. [00:10:55] Speaker B: It's like Jason's Jaguar. [00:10:56] Speaker A: Exactly. Then he turned and he turned and now you on the ground. That's what this, this whole thing is right now. So. Yeah. Keep your job. Yeah. Keep trying to get promotions or whatever, but also know that these motherfucking rickety ass wheels do not have much life left in them. [00:11:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:11:12] Speaker A: How do we, what do we do next after. If truck driving is not a thing, if what you do is not a thing, what do you do next? And what I'm saying is I wanted to provide for my kids and my family the ability to not have to worry about what happens next. I didn't make it so far. I'm still trying, but if they can find that another way, I'm not gonna be the guy saying, no, no, no. Work your ass off and keep your nose clean and go to school and get a good job and come on time and leave late and make sure your boss knows who you are and network at the water cooler. [00:11:43] Speaker B: If you find a 74 year old fucking multi millionaire that wanna fucking take. [00:11:48] Speaker A: And she decides that she's willing to give you everything she got just to give her a little dick every now and then. [00:11:54] Speaker B: Yeah, bro, do that. [00:11:56] Speaker C: He got her on the Dunkin Donut super bowl commercial with Ben Affleck. [00:12:00] Speaker A: What is she doing? [00:12:01] Speaker B: So let's be talking about that too, because the commercials. Can we stop this? I don't know. If they don't how great they are, they're not. I don't remember any of them. Like, the only one I promise is Seal. [00:12:14] Speaker A: No, there's another one. [00:12:15] Speaker B: Which one? [00:12:16] Speaker A: Kanye West. When he didn't even say yeah for 30 seconds. Go to uzi.com. it was like, that's. [00:12:28] Speaker B: That's some dickhead shit right now. That's the anti establishment you talking about, right? That thing is like, okay, yeah, I'm gonna buy a commercial, but watch this. [00:12:37] Speaker A: This shit ain't gonna be exciting. It's not gonna be funny. It's me sitting in the chair, leaned all the way back with the camera right in my mouth. [00:12:47] Speaker B: That was exactly right. But the other one is like. I'm like, I don't even remember any of the products. Right? Like, and even the Seal one, it took me a minute. I was like, oh, that was Mountain Dew. [00:12:56] Speaker A: Oh, fuck. I didn't even remember. [00:12:57] Speaker B: Right, right. But the only thing I remember was the Seal looking like Seal. And I was like, that was funny because of the. [00:13:03] Speaker A: Did GEICO have a comparison? GEICO is usually funny. [00:13:06] Speaker B: There's not aggressive. There's no. Really, there's not. There wasn't this year, I should say. And I think the problem is taking a hit. [00:13:13] Speaker C: Well, it can't be funny no more. [00:13:15] Speaker B: No, what I've heard is, is that before the. You know, you used to. The TV was the only place in commercials that you got this. But now with the intern, right, and. [00:13:27] Speaker A: All these, they don't get the commercials. [00:13:28] Speaker B: Right. [00:13:28] Speaker A: Not the same way. [00:13:29] Speaker B: Not the same way. Right. And people are, you know, I mean, like, they don't hit the same anymore. [00:13:33] Speaker A: Oh, you're right. You know why that is? Because when you. When you. When it was on the net, when it was on the network. [00:13:41] Speaker B: This ears is ringing. [00:13:43] Speaker A: What's up? Smooth. We was just. We was just. You must have heard us talking about you, because we was just talking about you. [00:13:47] Speaker D: I felt my ears burning. I felt my ear burning. [00:13:51] Speaker B: What up? [00:13:52] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:13:53] Speaker B: Hey. [00:13:53] Speaker D: What, what, what. What's going on, man? [00:13:57] Speaker B: Fly, eagles, fly, baby. I told you, man. [00:14:00] Speaker D: Hey, look, you did. You did tell us, Mac. You did. So I want to first need to tell you congratulations, J. Max, on the job well done. The season well done, man. Y'all. Y'all put together and y'all finish, man. You know what I'm saying? In previous years, you guys have pre ejaculated and you, you got. You. You got her excited. But you know what I'm saying, she couldn't. She couldn't come this Year. Y'all made her come and you got the trophy. [00:14:24] Speaker B: All right, my. [00:14:25] Speaker D: I know you look. I know you looking at real like, what the. [00:14:27] Speaker B: Yeah, listen, I'm looking at everybody like. [00:14:30] Speaker A: Stop calling me Rare. That's not a good nickname. [00:14:34] Speaker B: He's trying to make it a thing, right? He's gonna make that a thing. He's like, listen, I'm gonna make this a thing. [00:14:47] Speaker D: You ain't even calling me Rare. Hey, that's the new. Hey, look, I was looking at some times when I was on the show last time, I said, you know what? I'm gonna start calling this Rare. [00:14:57] Speaker B: He's rat. [00:14:58] Speaker D: He's rat and everything. J. Matt, we was having a conversation. No, no, no. That his thought process sometimes comes off as rare thoughts, too. You know what I'm saying? He had been center of the church, you know what I'm saying? Thinking about the. Some not something. What you say, J. Mac? You say you. What's that? I mean, be honest. Y'all be like. Y'all be subscribing when you think to Deep. Deep. When y'all be thinking deep into something. [00:15:25] Speaker A: Thinking. Eddie said it just when we're thinking. [00:15:29] Speaker D: No, not thinking. No, not a strap at like. Yeah, well, you know, somebody says that a conspiracy theory. Conspiracy theories, right? Yeah, conspiracy theories. That's all I'm saying about J. Mac. You know, I'm not J. Mac. I. I got. I graduated with a ged. [00:15:46] Speaker B: That's all right. You know what a gore was? [00:15:52] Speaker D: Hey, because Beyonce said that out of goers. Y'all think some gay, like, then they gotta get swan gorge in his throat. I'm like, no. [00:16:00] Speaker A: So. [00:16:01] Speaker D: But yeah, hey, be honest with. Be honest. Was him up in the middle of the church facial. Not face work, but the. The foyer, like, man, now y'all think this. This how y'all should be thinking. Like, God damn. [00:16:12] Speaker B: He was. He was holding church in church at the funeral. [00:16:15] Speaker A: Yeah, I gave. We gave a shout out to Coach Ty last. Last week on the episode last week. [00:16:19] Speaker B: So be honest with. The church didn't burst into flames and then. And then was holding. And it was holding his, like, own church like he was having. He's about to lead him to the. To the promised land. [00:16:31] Speaker D: J. Mac. No, J. Mac, I'm gonna tell you something. This had a suit on. I swear to God. Hey, it was custom made. Hey, he had it tailored to the team, right? Hey, I'm like, yo, who is your Taylor? I thought he was. Hey, hey, look. No, no, no. KG is higher than the. [00:16:51] Speaker B: I don't I don't. I don't know. Is there a difference? [00:16:54] Speaker A: I thought she said, he ain't gay. And I was like, yeah, thank you, Mac. Tell this nigga D and K and. [00:16:58] Speaker B: K and G is the same thing, right? [00:17:00] Speaker A: No, they're not. [00:17:02] Speaker D: Tier one, tier two. J. Mac. [00:17:04] Speaker B: Yeah, okay. [00:17:05] Speaker D: Dnk, Dnk. You can get a whole outfit stock. You know what I'm saying? Shoes, all that. [00:17:11] Speaker B: Three suits for $100. Like, any place you can get three suits for $100 is. That's wild. [00:17:16] Speaker A: If you put in the order, it's like K and G. D and K follows. [00:17:20] Speaker D: Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah. [00:17:26] Speaker A: Follows me. [00:17:28] Speaker D: Hey, but, hey, but Mac, he was. He was sharp as the boy to help, right? Cleaner than the Board of Health yesterday, man. You know what I'm saying? So it was good. [00:17:36] Speaker A: I thought I was just wearing a black suit with a black shirt and a red tie. That's all I thought. A red pocket. [00:17:41] Speaker D: Hey, hey. [00:17:41] Speaker B: Okay. Oh, yeah. [00:17:44] Speaker D: When I seen him back, I was like, yo, when I tell you, hey, hey, look. It's almost like me saying, where? Hey, where. It was like a French register. Hey, yo, y'all seem smooth that cut. That's your lineup with something. [00:18:02] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, that's how it was. [00:18:05] Speaker D: So the excitement that French had about my. About my haircut was the excitement I had when I saw my brother sharp as hell. I'm like, damn, that song. [00:18:13] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:18:16] Speaker D: Did you talk free? Tragic. Did you come back to see my lineup on Instagram? [00:18:20] Speaker C: Did I what? [00:18:22] Speaker A: He said, did you not come? [00:18:25] Speaker B: Well, did you? [00:18:36] Speaker D: Yeah, Chris. Reggie was like, I remember what I had to line up like, they was 10, you know what I'm saying? [00:18:43] Speaker B: So. [00:18:48] Speaker D: Hey. But I'm like. [00:18:52] Speaker C: But he overpaid. [00:18:54] Speaker A: He overpaid turkey. [00:18:57] Speaker C: Two bands will do it. You feel like 10. [00:19:00] Speaker A: You don't get a scalp infection. [00:19:04] Speaker B: You better stay stateside. Don't do that. [00:19:06] Speaker C: Turkey is like the leading place for hair transplant. [00:19:09] Speaker D: Hey, hey, look. Hey, have you seen the new Captain America movie yet? [00:19:13] Speaker C: Nah. [00:19:14] Speaker D: Hey, J. Mac, have you. [00:19:15] Speaker B: Nah, I heard it. I've heard it got not great reviews. [00:19:20] Speaker D: It didn't, but I was. It was a dude on that. The dude that was the thinking for people. That head, I was gonna say was gonna look like that dude, you know what I'm saying? It was people up their mind, man. I forget what his name is because I'm not into Marvel, but if y'all get opportunity to look that up, that's what it is. [00:19:35] Speaker B: Did you like the movie? You went and saw it. Did you like It J. Mac, it. [00:19:39] Speaker D: Wasn'T, it wasn't good, man. Goddamn Iron Man. Way better than that. [00:19:42] Speaker A: He's on a fire stick. I'm sure. [00:19:43] Speaker B: No, you, No, I did. [00:19:45] Speaker D: I went to the movie. I went to the movie. [00:19:47] Speaker B: Valentine's Day, right? [00:19:47] Speaker D: I went to the movie. Okay, yeah. [00:19:49] Speaker C: No, no, no, no. [00:19:50] Speaker D: Not Valentine's Day. You know what? [00:19:51] Speaker B: It came out, it came out Valentine's Day. What are you talking about? I'm just saying it came out that day. [00:19:56] Speaker D: I went, I went on side chick day. [00:19:59] Speaker C: That's side chick day. [00:20:00] Speaker A: So you want me to edit this? [00:20:02] Speaker C: You went on side chick day? [00:20:03] Speaker D: No, I went. No, I went, I went Valentine's Day. I did go Valentine's Day. [00:20:07] Speaker B: Here we go. There we go. [00:20:08] Speaker C: You have to fix it. [00:20:09] Speaker B: Huh? There we go. [00:20:09] Speaker D: I did it, Matt. No, no, no. I didn't do so I didn't do side chick. They be honest. You know what I'm saying? I asked you what? I went on a date. I went on my. I, I, I went on a date. Before. [00:20:17] Speaker B: You do it on the before. [00:20:19] Speaker A: Before. [00:20:19] Speaker C: Before. Before. [00:20:20] Speaker A: I got you. [00:20:21] Speaker D: Hey, look, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. No, but no, I, I didn't, I didn't actually have a date this year. [00:20:26] Speaker B: Oh, okay, so you went by yourself. [00:20:28] Speaker A: So basically you're saying edit this. [00:20:30] Speaker D: No, no, no, don't edit it. No, be honest, be honest. Don't edit shit. I didn't, I actually didn't have a date, honestly. [00:20:36] Speaker A: Okay. [00:20:36] Speaker D: My daughter even when, even with Pooh Bear. I didn't even go on a date. [00:20:40] Speaker B: With her because I was too tired. [00:20:41] Speaker D: I was getting ready for. [00:20:43] Speaker B: Stop doing that. [00:20:44] Speaker A: Yeah. You know, you should probably stop doing that, right? [00:20:47] Speaker B: Like she like that. I don't know when that's not going to be cool, but it's probably passed. [00:20:51] Speaker A: Cuz I mean, you would get a dozen flowers and a movie date or something like that every Valentine's Day, right? So do you think that when she gets a boyfriend, y'all are going to be able to go a threesome? [00:21:02] Speaker D: She told no. [00:21:03] Speaker B: So don't. [00:21:04] Speaker D: Do not not play with me. Be honest. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Hey. Hey, Matt. Hey, Matt. I'm moving to Texas. [00:21:12] Speaker B: Matt, what up? [00:21:14] Speaker A: I mean, I meant trio. I meant trio, not threesome. [00:21:17] Speaker D: Matt, I'm moving to Dallas. Matt. [00:21:19] Speaker B: No you ain't. [00:21:20] Speaker A: No, you're not. [00:21:20] Speaker B: Stop playing because he told you first. [00:21:22] Speaker A: I know he's lying, right? You would have. We would have been talking about this, bro. [00:21:26] Speaker D: Mac. I'm tell. I'm Mac, I'm moving. I'm going to get caramel. [00:21:32] Speaker A: Twin caramel. Got you. [00:21:35] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Oh, the, the driveway. The driveway girl. [00:21:39] Speaker A: No. [00:21:39] Speaker B: Oh, wow. [00:21:40] Speaker D: No. How the. Do you forget who camera was? [00:21:48] Speaker B: Listen, I did it. If it's the same one, then why we. Did I say something like the, the hold up, bro. Like caramel. [00:21:59] Speaker A: Yeah, caramel. [00:22:00] Speaker B: The driveway. [00:22:03] Speaker C: So you're going to d. Smooth. [00:22:05] Speaker A: That was the one that can never come back here. [00:22:07] Speaker B: Yes. That sat in. They sat in the car for way too long. [00:22:12] Speaker A: She can't never come back to Kit say she can't never come back to this house. [00:22:15] Speaker B: No, no, she was, she was, she was, she was throwing out too many vibes. She had. She, her. [00:22:19] Speaker A: It was fun shows though. [00:22:20] Speaker D: Her aura. [00:22:21] Speaker B: Yeah, her aura was a very. [00:22:24] Speaker A: We was all going to hit she in here. In here. [00:22:27] Speaker B: Yeah, she had a very fuckable aura. Let's just put it that way. [00:22:30] Speaker A: We were all going to hit in here. We wouldn't even realize we was in it. Oh, damn. [00:22:35] Speaker C: We did. [00:22:36] Speaker B: She had a very aura like, like, you know, people be like, oh, I see. Your aura is blue. Hers is just. [00:22:45] Speaker D: Hey, it's like, oh boy. Have you seen Kind of Pregnant yet? Who Kind of pregnant on Netflix. [00:22:52] Speaker A: That's a movie. [00:22:52] Speaker C: Kind of pregnant. [00:22:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:22:54] Speaker C: How you kind of. [00:22:54] Speaker B: Yeah, there's no such thing. [00:22:56] Speaker A: Never heard that. [00:22:57] Speaker C: You mean she had the abortion at seven months? [00:23:00] Speaker D: Well, she wasn't really pregnant, but yeah, it's a movie. Son was there playing in that. He was acting about a threesome. [00:23:07] Speaker A: Oh, okay. I'll check that out. [00:23:08] Speaker C: Is it funny? [00:23:09] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah. Hey, that funny? The first, the first, the first two lines in the movie was funny as. [00:23:18] Speaker B: It downhill from there. [00:23:20] Speaker A: The rest of the lines, like the best part was the, the climax with the first two lines. [00:23:25] Speaker C: Bro, your first two minutes. [00:23:26] Speaker A: Fire, man. [00:23:27] Speaker B: Listen, I, I, I see again my algorith, right? Because again all I get is fucking conspiracy shit, right? And, and some. And I saw some shit where the fucking Freud family is owners of Netflix, right? [00:23:40] Speaker A: Like so Freud family owns Netflix. [00:23:42] Speaker B: Yes. [00:23:42] Speaker C: Sigmund Freud. Yeah, like Sigmund Freud, right? [00:23:44] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:23:45] Speaker C: You know the nephew. He's like one of the nephews that is founded. [00:23:48] Speaker B: He's a Freudian. He's a Freudian though. He's a season one of the guys. [00:23:52] Speaker C: Who came up with propaganda also invested. [00:23:56] Speaker A: But he's also Freud's uncle, right? [00:23:59] Speaker B: In experiments and like, you know, I mean like. [00:24:01] Speaker A: And there's somebody else current day an actor that's that's related to Freud and. [00:24:05] Speaker B: Like, manipulation and, you know, all this shit. I'm like, oh, damn it. I don't want to cancel my subscription. [00:24:11] Speaker A: You know what we just lost. Move. That's not. That's not dead. It is on his side. [00:24:16] Speaker B: Surface, level. [00:24:16] Speaker A: You always smooth now. [00:24:19] Speaker C: We lost. [00:24:19] Speaker B: We really lost. We really lost. [00:24:22] Speaker A: He can't take it. It's way too deep. [00:24:23] Speaker C: This singing for it. [00:24:25] Speaker B: Or when. When I saw that, I was like, dam. You know, they're like, yeah, so, you know, be careful on that Netflix shit that, you know it ain't. Which you might not. It might be something different. [00:24:35] Speaker A: You know, I've started thinking differently about everything, right? So I feel like anything that they. That can be taken from you, you should not invest any more stock in. [00:24:47] Speaker C: So you gonna buy Netflix stock? [00:24:48] Speaker A: No, no, no, no, no. You're using the word stock wrong. Listen. Listen to what I'm saying. Anything that they can take from you, you should not invest any more time into. I'll use the word time instead of stock. Whatever can be taken. Don't invest a lot into that stuff because they're coming for that kind of stuff. Build stronger. Build stronger areas of your life that are more internal. [00:25:11] Speaker C: Yeah, build. [00:25:12] Speaker A: Build your connection. Like our connection, our context. We should make our connection stronger. [00:25:17] Speaker B: Right. [00:25:17] Speaker A: Because when they can't take that, but they can take all this. Whatever clothes you're wearing, whatever technology you got, what car, how they can take all that stuff. [00:25:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:25:26] Speaker A: Start focusing on internal. [00:25:27] Speaker B: I. I feel like. And I know that these. [00:25:29] Speaker C: That's random teaching right there. [00:25:30] Speaker B: It's random, you know, I mean, and it's not like individual thing, but I was like, maybe Joe Rogan be listening to the show. [00:25:36] Speaker A: Hey, there he is. [00:25:38] Speaker D: Hey, hey, hey, hey, man. Then I tell you, your clothes, because it's not name brand, so they'll let you keep yours. [00:25:43] Speaker B: That wasn't my. I didn't say that. That was. That was. That was it. Well, you know. Right. You're right, because I. I got some. I can shop at Walmart. [00:25:50] Speaker A: I don't have name brand on this. I got this sweatshirt from Walmart, bro. For 12. [00:25:54] Speaker B: Listen. Telling you. [00:25:55] Speaker A: And this was like $10 at Micro Center. This was from Costco. Then these Nikes are customs. But everything else is. [00:26:01] Speaker D: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So it's custom. So it make your whole. It take your whole outfit to the next level. Like French Reggie socks. Reggie, have some. Some socks. That's like expensive stock. [00:26:11] Speaker B: He just got black on it. He's basic. He's very basic. [00:26:14] Speaker A: Today he just chill out. Usually he's a red carpet Reggie, but today Argyle. [00:26:18] Speaker B: And today he's just ch. No. But Joe Rogan had sucked about how when all of the phone manufacturers, you know, simultaneously took the battery. Took the ability to remove it. To remove the battery out of your phone. [00:26:33] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:26:33] Speaker B: Simultaneously. Like everybody. And I was like, I. I think I've talked about that. I think. [00:26:37] Speaker C: I think all the big podcasts listen to us because we're the only few podcasts that still got 800 episodes. Not. Not a lot of podcasts in the world got that many episodes. [00:26:45] Speaker B: You read about that. [00:26:45] Speaker C: So when you just think about podcasts with that many episodes, we're in that list. [00:26:50] Speaker B: And I was like, yeah, because I know I talked about that because, I mean, I. I worked for that company. You know, I worked for the wireless companies when I before you. When you could take a battery out, right? And then, yeah, you was like, Master. [00:27:00] Speaker D: P and D. I got the hook up. [00:27:02] Speaker B: Yeah, I definitely was. Boy, you already know, boy. Like, catch me in the back, bro. I got you. I got you. [00:27:08] Speaker D: Oh, boy. Hey, it's just like somebody else. I know somebody. Every time he put their hand on somebody said, I just got lucky. [00:27:13] Speaker B: Listen, you know what I'm saying? Don't let me. Don't let me do the inventory. Don't let me meet the inventory truck. [00:27:18] Speaker A: I just feel. I feel like this. If y'all was paying me what you're supposed to pay me, I wouldn't have to get paid in other places, bro. That's just how it fast. [00:27:25] Speaker D: Right, right, right. [00:27:26] Speaker B: Man, I remember I worked at. What is that? At a shoe store. I ain't gonna say the name. [00:27:30] Speaker A: Foot Locker. [00:27:31] Speaker B: You'll say the name. Ain't gonna say that. Boy, listen. These motherfuckers like, listen, $40. You get anything. You get whatever you want. Broski, come on in. [00:27:43] Speaker D: Hey, I. I ain't working. I worked at Winnie. You come up and win this day. Hey, holl at your boy. I got you. [00:27:48] Speaker B: And it's funny, because I remember that Christmas, everybody in my family got shoes. [00:27:53] Speaker D: Oh, J. Mac. Hey, look, when I worked at a mall in Virginia, one of the malls, everybody got a jury box. All the women in my family got jewelry boxes. I worked at a store that sold jewelry boxes. [00:28:09] Speaker B: Did it have jewelry in it? [00:28:11] Speaker D: No, but the jury box was expensive store. [00:28:14] Speaker A: My. [00:28:15] Speaker D: So it was one. It was one of the store. [00:28:17] Speaker A: I know Mac has worked at all kind of jobs, but I've never heard a say. Yeah, I used to work at a jury Box. [00:28:24] Speaker B: It was. [00:28:25] Speaker D: It was one of my expensive little jewelry boxes. [00:28:27] Speaker A: Things remembered or something. [00:28:29] Speaker D: No, it wasn't that one. But it was similar to that. No, it was expensive. I was in the military, too. [00:28:34] Speaker A: Was it a store or a kiosk? [00:28:37] Speaker D: No, it was a store. [00:28:38] Speaker B: What was the. What was the store that used to sell all of the gag? [00:28:42] Speaker A: Spencer. [00:28:42] Speaker B: Spencer's. [00:28:46] Speaker A: J. Smooth. Got that little dick straw from Spencer and gave it to all his family members. [00:28:51] Speaker D: Hey, look. Hey, they got those. They got those beyond the sex store now. [00:28:56] Speaker A: A dick straw. [00:28:57] Speaker D: Yeah, they got all that. Yeah. [00:28:59] Speaker A: Is it for drinking drinks or is something else? [00:29:01] Speaker D: Yeah, drinking drinks or whatever. Yeah, Starship. Yep. I just seen that. [00:29:14] Speaker B: Because if you drive up and down, like, what, 85 or 2 or 20, they got, like, some of the, like, largest ones in, like. Like, largest Triple X store in. In Georgia. Yeah. [00:29:23] Speaker D: When you go out of town. Yeah, when you go out of town. [00:29:26] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. It's like a warehouse. [00:29:28] Speaker A: Yeah. You've been in it? No, I wouldn't go in there, bro. It's probably. They're probably just waiting on you to come in, kidnap you, and pull you in the back, bro. Like Texas Chainsaw Mask, right? [00:29:36] Speaker B: It's like a warehouse. [00:29:37] Speaker A: Like out in the middle of nowhere, nigga. [00:29:38] Speaker B: No, thanks. And they get the flashing lights, like, come in here. No, thanks. Only during the daytime. Not even in. [00:29:45] Speaker A: Not even in. No, thanks. [00:29:46] Speaker D: That'll be J. Mac. You gotta let somebody kidnap you. So you have a story like Prince Reggie. Prince Reggie's been kidnapped. He's been taken for sex trafficking and some everything, right? And he's still here to tell us about it. [00:29:57] Speaker B: You get kidnapped in one of those stores, you have a story like you getting tooted and booted on the couch. [00:30:01] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:30:02] Speaker C: Next thing you know. [00:30:02] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:30:03] Speaker D: Oh, no. [00:30:04] Speaker B: Oh, no. Wait, hold up. What'd he say? Oh, no. [00:30:07] Speaker D: Oh, no, not me. Not me. Hey, when you said two to the booty, J. Mac, you lost me then. That's why I'm about to exit stage right. I'm about to exit stage right. [00:30:16] Speaker B: As part of the 800. As part of the 800. You already know it's got to be 900 by now. [00:30:22] Speaker D: This shit is forever. [00:30:24] Speaker B: But you have to understand. No, no, no. I'm not talking about how many people you didn't smash. I'm just talking about our episodes, Right? And you understand that there's shit that is immortalized, right? Like, there's stuff that don't go away. [00:30:34] Speaker A: Yeah. People. All you gotta do is pay for the premium, bro. [00:30:36] Speaker B: And one of them Is Rose Petal saying some wild shit? [00:30:41] Speaker A: This nigga's coming for you. [00:30:42] Speaker B: Smooth. [00:30:42] Speaker A: Maybe you shouldn't have called. [00:30:43] Speaker D: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, J. Mac, I'm about to get ready to exit stage right. Hey, I gotta. Hey, I gotta. I'm about to get ready. J. Mac, I'm comfort your ass on the next show. [00:30:54] Speaker B: Hey, I see how you doing. [00:30:55] Speaker D: I'm gonna listen. I'm gonna listen back to this. And J. Mac, you say something, I'm coming for you. All right? Hands out. So be calm, spread lightly. [00:31:04] Speaker B: I'm gonna be nice, man. I'm gonna be nice because you said. You said you. [00:31:09] Speaker D: You're gonna be a better person, J. Mac. And I believed in you, so you keep that up. Don't do me like that. Let's not go back and redo that. Like earlier days when you hated me in the podcast and you know, I grew on you like a wild weed. This is the reason why you like me today. You know what I'm saying? [00:31:28] Speaker A: Pause. What? [00:31:30] Speaker C: Hey, look, you like me after, right? After, say, oh, yeah, yeah. [00:31:40] Speaker B: I'm a fall back man. I ain't gonna say no more. Like, let's. Let's say please. [00:31:43] Speaker D: Say Matt. Please, J. Mac, please. [00:31:45] Speaker B: Say less. We good. Say less. We good. [00:31:48] Speaker D: Hey. Hey, Rare. I catch up with you, Rare. [00:31:55] Speaker B: You know what that made me think about is I saw this motherfucker online talking about, you know, this pause shit. He's like, listen, if you have to say pause, like, that's a problem with you. [00:32:06] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:32:07] Speaker C: Be saying, because you think gay all the time, right? [00:32:09] Speaker B: Like why? Like why? [00:32:12] Speaker A: If you always have to say pause, stop saying gay. [00:32:15] Speaker B: Or why do you think it's gay? Like, again, what are you thinking about when someone says that? Because typically they're not saying it in a gay manner, but your mind is thinking gay shit. [00:32:25] Speaker A: Well, no, the idea. The whole idea, I think, is that you're saying something and you're like, these people may be able to take that and feel the wrong way about it. So anytime that I say something that I feel like somebody else might listen to, and because their gay mind goes there, I need to make sure I let you know, hey, that ain't no gay shit. So it's basically me saying something like, but that ain't no gay shit. [00:32:45] Speaker B: Right? [00:32:45] Speaker A: That's basically what they're saying. So the. The idea is that, yeah, you might be saying some stuff that's pretty gay if you constantly saying pause like, or you just might be around a bunch of perverts, right? [00:32:54] Speaker B: Like a nigga's like, yeah, man, I think I rubbed off on you, man. [00:32:56] Speaker A: Check. Pause. Hey, yo, that's a real pause. [00:33:02] Speaker C: What do you mean? [00:33:03] Speaker B: Yeah, you mean like, you used to be a certain way. You hanging around me now you act a little different now. [00:33:09] Speaker A: Talking to you is so hard. You brought. And I couldn't say difficult. Maybe I shouldn't say difficult. [00:33:16] Speaker B: You've matured more. Like, when I first met you, your ass was immature. Now you more mature. I feel like I rubbed off on you. You know, you're like, what? Like, pause, nigga. Like, no, see, again, like, what was you thinking about? I was thinking about you being more mature, but obviously the fact you gotta say pause. We ain't got there yet. [00:33:33] Speaker A: I meant to ask Smoove about the long ride, bro. I forgot to do it. [00:33:36] Speaker B: Oh, no. [00:33:36] Speaker A: You know, we shouldn't ask him. Let that die, huh? [00:33:38] Speaker B: Yeah, I mean, he don't want to bring up both skeletons sentence already. We talked about like that. Yeah. Like, I. Yeah, listen, the exit stays left. And. And I'm telling you that that episode and all I'm gonna say about it is this. She was Elon Musk. He was Donald Trump. He was like, she. Like, he was sunned at that. Like, he had talked so much wildness and tough bravado talk. Yeah, and then when she came on the show, it was like, yeah, it happened again. [00:34:08] Speaker A: She was saying he was balled up in the corner. He looked balled up in the corner, right? His spirit. His spirit was crumbled up. [00:34:13] Speaker B: I'm telling you, if you watch that video in the Oval Office, there's one person that's in charge, and it doesn't look like it's Trump, okay? It don't even look like Trump's son. Trump's son look like. I mean. I mean, Elon's son look like he more in charge. [00:34:28] Speaker A: It's just wild to me. I got to see it. [00:34:30] Speaker B: And Trump is third as far as the hierarchy of who runs shit in that room. [00:34:36] Speaker A: And Elon and his son right behind him. [00:34:39] Speaker B: Trump is Trump is Trump. And he's. And he's playing the part, bro. He just looks. He's like. Whatever he's saying, it's like, you know, like, when the motherfucker's speaking for you, right? You're just like. [00:34:49] Speaker A: That's kind of a flex, though. Whatever he's saying, you ain't got to talk no more. [00:34:53] Speaker C: You just let. [00:34:53] Speaker B: Nah, but it's your bulldog talk, I guess. I guess that's kind of wealth. [00:34:58] Speaker A: And his bulldog brought his little Baby bulldog. It's like two bulldogs. [00:35:02] Speaker B: Until the baby bulldog is like, use a. Like, like, when you look at you, like, shut your mouth. Yeah. Like, first off, you ain't even saying. And he's like, shut your mouth. Like, it looks like, bro, I ain't even. [00:35:12] Speaker A: Son disappeared. We can't find him. [00:35:14] Speaker B: I even said. I even said nothing, bro, like, to get off me. Like, like this. Back up. No, but even though you. You look like you about to say something. Shut up. Like, don't say nothing. While we in here doing our job. [00:35:27] Speaker A: Little Elon found wrapped in a swastika. [00:35:30] Speaker B: Reminds. Reminds me, I saw somebody with a swastikar and it said, what's the car? You know, Tesla. [00:35:39] Speaker A: Oh. [00:35:40] Speaker C: Oh, that's a good one. [00:35:42] Speaker B: And it had a. It had the little anti Elon thing on it. Like. So they're Tesla. Yeah, so they. So they already got them. [00:35:48] Speaker A: Yeah, it has. With a circle around a line through it. [00:35:50] Speaker B: Yeah. When they said Elon on it. Right. [00:35:52] Speaker C: Already got the money because. [00:35:53] Speaker B: But again, I think he's. They're just trying to, like, say, hey, listen, I'm not taking this back. But I don't. I don't necessarily. I'm not necessarily for the bullshit that's going on right now. [00:36:03] Speaker A: That's like them that buy somebody's book to burn it on on the Internet or buy their jersey. I'm gonna buy your jersey to burn it on this on the ground outside. [00:36:09] Speaker B: Like, you might as well just be like the real nigga and just put tape over. [00:36:12] Speaker A: The crazy part is that nigga already got his money off this jersey contract. [00:36:16] Speaker B: Right? [00:36:16] Speaker A: You're just fucking with this Jersey company now. He's already made his money. [00:36:20] Speaker B: Yeah, for sure, for sure. [00:36:22] Speaker A: But yeah, I forgot what we were talking about before. [00:36:24] Speaker B: We talk about that. We talk about how he looked when that episode and. Yeah, and he was definitely Trump. [00:36:31] Speaker A: Let me play this right here. This. I don't know, man. Every now and then I. I see a lot of videos that are just really nuts, but this one, I never heard anybody getting kicked out of Walmart like this lady did. [00:36:44] Speaker B: There's. There's so many people that have done some of the. Like, if you just look at Walmart people, like, I think that's happened. [00:36:49] Speaker C: That's a real thing. [00:36:50] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:36:52] Speaker A: There's like a man in Florida. [00:36:53] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. There's like, so many things that go on in a Walmart that are just outlandish and they're still in the store. Like, they don't get kicked out for that. [00:37:02] Speaker A: Are there any 24 hour Walmarts anymore? [00:37:04] Speaker C: Not anymore. [00:37:05] Speaker B: Not. Covid. Covid shut that down. [00:37:06] Speaker A: That was the worst time. 3am at Walmart. [00:37:09] Speaker C: That's when that page was fired, bro. [00:37:11] Speaker B: And I'm not gonna lie, maybe that's just something about me. That was my favorite time, bro. [00:37:16] Speaker A: Like, everybody shouldn't be in pajamas in a business. [00:37:18] Speaker B: But I've. That was my favorite. [00:37:20] Speaker A: Employees got their pajamas with that little vest over, you know what I'm saying? [00:37:23] Speaker C: They only make them stock niggas knows no cashiers. It was just stock niggers in the manager. [00:37:28] Speaker A: And I just hated. Like you sleep in these. Like, yo, these are your pajamas, bro. Like, this is dingy. Yeah, you need your somebody to whoop your ass. This is brown. And these aren't brown. They're not supposed to be brown. Like dirty, dusty, stinking ass woman, go put some. Oh, I'm sorry. No, no, I just went there. No, no, I flashback. [00:37:47] Speaker B: No, and it's funny because I just saw some shit the other day that made me think, like, oh yeah, we're, we're fucked. I saw an old lady with a bonnet on. [00:37:54] Speaker A: Oh man. [00:37:55] Speaker B: Out in public and I'm like, see that? These young. I get it. [00:37:58] Speaker A: Like, they don't got training, right? [00:37:59] Speaker B: Like, but nah, like grandma, Grandma, like, come on, grandma. Like you, you know better. [00:38:05] Speaker C: Like young girls got raised by grandma. [00:38:06] Speaker B: Like, but you. But silk. Like put a scarf on a something. [00:38:11] Speaker A: I don't mind a scarf. I don't. [00:38:12] Speaker B: No, that's what I'm saying. A scarf is very acceptable. [00:38:15] Speaker A: A bonnet is like a bougie shower cap. [00:38:17] Speaker B: It's all it is. You didn't. And the fact that you think, thank you. There's so many more fucking options, man. [00:38:24] Speaker A: Anyways, you know, let's listen to this video here. [00:38:25] Speaker D: All right, fine. [00:38:26] Speaker E: Report from your news leader. Now Walmart getting tough on thieves by enforcing a nationwide ban on habitual shoplifters. WRG's Mike Soriani reports on how one Minthian won't be going back to any popular stores. [00:38:40] Speaker A: No way. [00:38:41] Speaker F: Well, it's raining, it's cold, it's generally miserable. So is there anything that could make this day worse? [00:38:48] Speaker A: Well, yes, there is. [00:38:50] Speaker F: Imagine being banned from every Walmart in the usa. One Memphis woman has that dubious distinction. Ashley Cross, charged with criminal trespass and theft of merchandise, is, according to the police report, a well known shoplifter at this Walmart on Elvis Presley Boulevard in Whitehaven. So well known to Walmart that Cross is on an authorization of agency list, meaning she's Banned from any Walmart location in the United States. [00:39:20] Speaker D: Good for good form. [00:39:23] Speaker F: This man says he's okay with Walmart's ban on the woman. [00:39:27] Speaker A: It don't make no sense that a. [00:39:29] Speaker D: Person would steal from a Walmart store. [00:39:32] Speaker F: The Elvis Presley Boulevard store is where Cross and another Suspect were arrested February 10th. Cross was seen using a device to scan her items for $1 at a self checkout machine. Walmart would not on Ashley Cross's ban but issued this brief statement. Quote, we value our customers and associates and want them to have a pleasant shopping experience. Though rare, there are instances when someone is no longer welcome in our stores, end quote. The whole incident pretty shocking to this Walmart shopper. [00:40:05] Speaker D: She knows how to get by. [00:40:07] Speaker A: She, you know. [00:40:08] Speaker B: So I think it'd be best with. [00:40:10] Speaker F: Just a bander for your news leader. Mike Suriani, WREG News Channel 3. [00:40:15] Speaker E: Ashley Cross remains in jail on a $7,500 bond. She is due back in court Feb. 19. The suspect with Cross received a misdemeanor citation for theft of property. Well, Ashley Cross is not the only person banned from ever going into a Walmart store. 48 year old Terry Brown of Memphis has been banned from the store too. He was arrested this week after Loss and Prevention officers spotted him inside the Walmart on Austin Peay highway in Raleigh. Brown is also banned from Sam's Club locations. Tonight he's charged with criminal trespassing. [00:40:50] Speaker B: Bro, hold up. [00:40:51] Speaker C: But I need that device. [00:40:53] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. [00:40:54] Speaker C: Fuck her. What device can I scan at Walmart? In any other store where everything's a dollar. I'm about to go to Foot Locker right now. [00:41:00] Speaker B: Well, that obviously is gonna look, I mean sussed in a motherfucker. Like first off the news lady. I'm sorry. Her titties look like they was going different directions. [00:41:11] Speaker A: What's wrong with that? [00:41:11] Speaker B: Nothing. [00:41:13] Speaker A: I need some confused titties. Every now and then they look like. [00:41:16] Speaker B: They was running from each other, but that's okay. Listen, were they nice though? No, they. I would with them. [00:41:21] Speaker A: Yeah, I mean, you know, bananas, crisscross, whatever. [00:41:25] Speaker B: Right? [00:41:25] Speaker A: Whatever you got. [00:41:26] Speaker B: They're a little. A little cockeyed. [00:41:30] Speaker A: The first thing you got some down syndrome titties. [00:41:36] Speaker C: I need that device. I need to know what device. [00:41:39] Speaker B: Hold up though. The bitch got caught at. She got caught. She got caught at the Walmart on Elvis Presley Boulevard in White Haven in Memphis. Like, I mean like you knew you was up when you was. That's too much white. Like it was. [00:41:54] Speaker A: No, White Haven is actually black. I'VE been to Whitehaven, I feel like, yeah, it's really black. [00:41:58] Speaker B: It's not a white haven. [00:41:59] Speaker A: My. [00:41:59] Speaker B: No, it had to been at some point. It had to be in a white haven at some point. [00:42:06] Speaker A: That hood as fuck. Memphis got a different kind of hood anyway. But you see like they got all across the country doing crimes in other places from Memphis. Yeah, they getting kicked out of Walmarts. Yeah, he kicked out of Sam's and Walmart. [00:42:18] Speaker B: Look, don't come into Sam's either. My. [00:42:20] Speaker A: This is a news broadcast. [00:42:22] Speaker B: Don't even. Listen, don't even. [00:42:23] Speaker C: What is the name of the device? She had a device that scared everything for a dollar. That's the biggest problem. How the she had that? I want to know that because. [00:42:33] Speaker B: But the thing about it, I take my chances. You gotta, you have to know, right? Like you can't have a basket full of shit. And, and they like, what was that register? What Was that receipt? $20. Like you like, what was the total on that basket? $20. Like, no, like I know we have rollbacks. [00:42:49] Speaker C: She turned Walmart to dollar tree, bro. I need to know that device. [00:42:53] Speaker A: And she was habitual. [00:42:54] Speaker C: They said that's a mistake. I would have went to different stores. Of course she didn't know Walmart. [00:42:59] Speaker B: No, she, you know, this is the one. She got caught at that. The fact that she's banned from all of them. She didn't definitely hit up other ones, bro. Like she. [00:43:06] Speaker A: Yeah, and looking at her outfit in the mug shot, dingy pajamas. [00:43:10] Speaker B: Listen, and the thing about it, like, yeah, where you. Why you ain't. Reese, Like I would sell the device for real though, right? [00:43:17] Speaker A: Like she'll never have to steal nothing again. Tell everybody that. [00:43:20] Speaker B: Look, I got this thing, man, you know, dollars, everything. [00:43:23] Speaker C: Because you gotta think it's a device that's so powerful it changes the price in the self checkout. That means the self checkout has to change to a dollar, right? [00:43:31] Speaker B: But the self checkout is. I remember we talked about this a long time ago, right? And I, I was like, you know, self checkout is where they want you to steal, right? And you, it's built in, right? Like, like they got, they have lost, you know. [00:43:43] Speaker A: Yeah, it's built in, right? They, they know that it costs this much we're gonna lose. We're gonna have this much shrinkage if we have self checkout. But this how much it costs to have an employee, right? An employee costs $700,000. And self checkout is $10, right? [00:43:57] Speaker B: And benefits and all of. And then it was Funny thing because at my, right around the corner from my house at the Dollar General, they had a self checkout. They deaded that shit. Like that shit ain't work no more. [00:44:08] Speaker A: Like Dollar Tree ain't Walmart. [00:44:10] Speaker B: No, no. And the thing about it is they at first, you know, it was like cool, you know, people using it and then all of a sudden they're like, it's not even a thing. I'm like, why, what's going on with the fucking self checkout? How come we can't, I'm waiting in line, I can't use like. Nah, self checkout is not a thing anymore. [00:44:23] Speaker A: And they probably don't have the best. [00:44:24] Speaker C: Cameras doing the dollar and a thousand. [00:44:26] Speaker A: Dollar a day shrinkage at that Walmart. [00:44:28] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:29] Speaker A: Is not the same as a thousand dollar shrinkage at $1 for sure they be like yo, we gotta close next week. Somebody else still. We can't make payroll. I need that. [00:44:38] Speaker B: We need to hire a security guard just to stand at this and watch. [00:44:41] Speaker C: I need that device. [00:44:42] Speaker A: But you know they got those flippers now, they pretty much anything electric. [00:44:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:45] Speaker C: Flipper can do that. Yeah. [00:44:47] Speaker A: You can program that to do gates codes, car codes, open up a Tesla. [00:44:50] Speaker C: Changing prices though on a self checkout. [00:44:53] Speaker A: I don't know what she got bro. [00:44:54] Speaker C: That'S, that's some high key tech she got. [00:44:57] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:44:58] Speaker C: Because it's changing the price. And on the self checkout out. [00:45:01] Speaker B: She's still in jail though. They ain't let her ass out. [00:45:04] Speaker A: But Walmart writing a letter, right? Official letter. [00:45:07] Speaker B: And this is. Okay, so hold up, this is what got me and I listening to that story, I was like Walmart got facial recognition. [00:45:14] Speaker A: Yes. Yeah, yeah. Every day. Everyone does all those, all those big companies, you walk in those companies, they got all those cameras sitting up there. [00:45:19] Speaker C: Never look at the self checkout camera. [00:45:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:45:21] Speaker C: Looking at you. [00:45:22] Speaker B: No, but I get it. [00:45:23] Speaker A: Shows you you right? [00:45:24] Speaker B: No, it definitely does. [00:45:25] Speaker A: And it puts the box around your face. You notice that? [00:45:28] Speaker B: It sure does. [00:45:28] Speaker A: That's, that's recognition. That's what that is. [00:45:30] Speaker C: Hopefuls is even worse because hopefuls got the, you don' after scan you just go in and go out. [00:45:35] Speaker A: I told you. That's some, that's an Indian sitting on the camera though. Oh look, you got this. Oh you got this. [00:45:39] Speaker B: Yeah, it, it's so recently I've been. [00:45:42] Speaker A: On a South park kick that's still on like live. [00:45:46] Speaker B: Yes. [00:45:46] Speaker A: What season? Like 50. [00:45:48] Speaker C: No, no, 50, but. [00:45:50] Speaker B: So I'm in 19, I'm in 19 right now. [00:45:52] Speaker A: You going back and Watching them all. [00:45:53] Speaker B: I started at the beginning. [00:45:54] Speaker A: My. That's a. That's a feat. Because it's like how many a season. [00:45:56] Speaker B: Like, so this is the thing. So this is the thing. Because I'd be driving right it. And south park is written to a point where I don't have to watch it. I can just listen to it and it's no, no dead ass. I don't. Around. [00:46:08] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:46:08] Speaker B: Wink wink. [00:46:09] Speaker C: Because they're watching him when he works. [00:46:11] Speaker B: So. But. But again, like I said, it's written to where you get those glasses. [00:46:15] Speaker A: Where it be like some eyeballs on the glasses looking straight and you're looking down at whatever you look at. [00:46:20] Speaker B: It could. You could hear. It's written to the point where all you have to do is. [00:46:24] Speaker A: The jokes are audible. [00:46:25] Speaker B: Right? It's still like just listening to it. Because even my son, like, I'll be watching it when I get home. I'll watch it in my room and he'll come in. He's like, yo, I'm in the office or in my room and I'm listening to this. This is wild. Like the. That's going on. And I forgot about this stuff. Right? But they just had the episode of the Whole Foods coming to town is what made me think about it is that they in. They had another one where it was like during Trump's probably the first like, candidacy and they were talking about like how Canada and all this and it's the. As many seasons as that they've done and to be consistently relevant. [00:47:05] Speaker A: Yeah. Like they. Like they did the Ozempic ones pretty good, right? [00:47:08] Speaker B: Like the. To be relevant consistently on topics and. And have. I was. Me and my son talk about it a lot. I was like, how do. How do they do this? Because even the Simpsons kind of fell off right? Like after a while. Like they didn't have the. The hit that they've. I know they predict like presidencies and all this other. But the. The episodes. [00:47:27] Speaker A: The content. [00:47:27] Speaker B: Right, the content. But I was like, the. The weirdness is that they're. I believe the creators are Jewish of Soft park because they. They do a lot of Jew hate. Like, they like. [00:47:42] Speaker A: Oh, so they get licensed to. [00:47:44] Speaker B: Right. [00:47:44] Speaker A: A little freer with their words. [00:47:45] Speaker B: Right? Like, I mean like Cartman and Jews is a. Is a thing. Like Cartman he dirty Jews this and you know, I mean like the Jews are this that. Yeah. Like, they get on Jews tough. And I'm like, that's that. Right? Like, that's like, you. You know, we can say this because if you're black. You can do different things. Them being Jewish, they get away with this other. And I'm like, but that's funny. Like you said about. If they allow you to see it, though, right? Then what really is it like? I mean, they're not really showing you everything. But then I did see a Jew today. Talk about, like, I'm scared for my. You know, I'm scared as a Jew than I've ever been. And it's only because of Kanye. No, the way Israel's acting, I would be, too. [00:48:27] Speaker C: Oh, yeah. [00:48:27] Speaker B: That is like, the way Israel. [00:48:29] Speaker A: I would be, too, because the world is. [00:48:30] Speaker C: Because now we can see everything. [00:48:32] Speaker A: The world is taking a different stance on this. [00:48:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:48:34] Speaker A: And it would be scary to me, too. [00:48:37] Speaker B: Yeah. He's like. He's like, listen, it's not because of this other shit that people is like. It's because of Israel. If the way Israel has been acting, it makes me like, it's bad for all Jews, bro. Like, you need to. Y'all need to stall that out. Like, y'all need to, like. And this screen Free Palestine as a Jew. [00:48:53] Speaker A: And I'm like, oh, yeah, they're gonna come for. I mean, you know. [00:48:56] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, you know what? Again, you could probably get away with that. I don't know if you can go get still get free loans. I don't interest free loans still. You know, I mean, they might cut that off from you, but I wish. [00:49:07] Speaker A: The black card would be something like this Jewish card, man. Because this black car they keep threatening to take from people. Take my. If the cause y'all ain't offering no benefits, my nigga. I can dance good. Like, that's just a predatory. [00:49:20] Speaker B: That's just a predatory lending card. You getting 19 interest. [00:49:25] Speaker A: Rush card. It's about to be the rush card. The black card is the rush card, bro. That didn't even work. Someday, like, Tuesdays. Good luck Tuesday. [00:49:32] Speaker C: Our sir. [00:49:33] Speaker A: Tuesday's our server update day, right? What the fuck, yo? [00:49:36] Speaker C: He really thought he had something with that. [00:49:38] Speaker B: Please deposit more money. Like, why it should be money in there. You don't get no more until I can get what I got. Like, stop this. [00:49:45] Speaker A: Let me ask y'all a question. What were. Tell me. Like, I guess maybe your biggest childhood dream, your childish dream that you had when you were a kid. What was the biggest one? I mean, I know you probably wanted to be a cowboy or a superhero or some shit. What was the one that for real, like, oh, this was my dream. Is there anything other than I Know, we all probably said basketball or some stuff like that. But, like, the one that was kind of weird, or the one that was kind of different or, like, you know, do you guys. Can you think of one? Because originally. I'll tell you, my original. Well, not my funny one. Originally, I thought I was gonna be architect. You couldn't have told me I wasn't gonna be an architect. [00:50:17] Speaker B: Okay. [00:50:17] Speaker A: I just. Mit. I was going to mit and I was gonna be an architect. That, of course, you know, I got to the first grade and. And it probably was later than that, but I learned that, you know, all math is not created equal, right? [00:50:28] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:50:29] Speaker A: So five plus five ain't gonna kick it. That's not gonna. That's not gonna swing that later on. That don't work. [00:50:34] Speaker C: The Pythagorean theorem. Yeah. [00:50:36] Speaker A: They started putting little numbers by the big number. Okay, I'm out. [00:50:39] Speaker B: I'm out. [00:50:40] Speaker A: And sometimes only got to be a letter. I mean, a number. It can be a letter. [00:50:43] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:50:43] Speaker A: And then sometimes we're gonna put that inside two. Sandwich meat. I mean, sandwich bread. Come on, bro. [00:50:49] Speaker B: And not even. And some of it's not. Sometimes not parentheses. Some of the times those little, like, with the. With the little point at the. In the middle. Yeah, like what? And they all mean something different. [00:50:56] Speaker A: And then you're gonna tell me that everything on this side. Eagle sign has to equal everything on that side eagle sign. No matter what letters and numbers and conglomerate of. I'm like, okay, I'm. No, maybe not. Architect. [00:51:05] Speaker B: Yeah, right. For me, I think it was probably a beach, bub. I swear to God, I said that. That was like, how did you. [00:51:16] Speaker A: How did that manifest? How did you. How did you develop that? [00:51:19] Speaker B: No, so again, I. My. I was like, listen, if I could just somehow be given, like. Right. Like, if I could just have it. A hut on a little piece of beachfront property of my own, right? Like, it doesn't even have. Like, look, bro, it could be like a treehouse, nigga. Like, it could. [00:51:37] Speaker A: We can have water and electricity, though, right? [00:51:39] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah, sure. [00:51:40] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:51:40] Speaker B: Yeah, maybe. Like, I don't. [00:51:42] Speaker A: Like, I got an ocean full of. [00:51:43] Speaker B: Yeah, right. Like, I don't. Like, I could use a lantern. Like, there is shit before fucking electricity. [00:51:49] Speaker A: Like, no, you can't take a shit till after dark. There's people in my toilet right now. I gotta wait. [00:51:55] Speaker B: Like, and as long as it's just mine, like, I could just own this and you guys could just leave me the fuck alone. Like, I would be Gucci gang. Like, listen, don't don't come for me. Like, I don't. I'm good. Like, I don't need nothing else. I don't. I'm. I'm solid. And I didn't never know how to make that a thing. [00:52:12] Speaker A: Right. [00:52:13] Speaker B: Right. But I always remember thinking, like, if that would be the ultimate, to just have a little plot of some space. Right. Land that is mine. Right. I own this, and no one's gonna come. Come for it. And I'm. It's not, you know, they're not gonna make me move or something like that. [00:52:28] Speaker A: Right. [00:52:28] Speaker B: It's got water, ocean, you know, access. And the rest, I'll figure the out. [00:52:36] Speaker A: Good drinks. [00:52:36] Speaker B: The rest I can figure the out. Clothing, food, all of the. Everything else. Just give me some shelter that is mine and some beachfront. Like, I'll figure the rest out. [00:52:49] Speaker A: Okay. What about you, French? [00:52:50] Speaker C: Mine was. I thought I was going to become, like, a Haitian politician. [00:52:53] Speaker A: Huh. [00:52:54] Speaker C: To, like, help rebuild the country. [00:52:55] Speaker B: Okay. Like Wyclef. [00:52:58] Speaker C: In a sense. [00:52:59] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:52:59] Speaker C: Yeah. Use the fact that I went to America to get educated and go back and, like, try to rebuild it. [00:53:06] Speaker A: I really thought. [00:53:06] Speaker C: I still think part of that's still possible. [00:53:08] Speaker B: Speaking of mit, I saw a crazy flex. Did you see that about Jalen Brown? [00:53:12] Speaker C: He teaches at mit. And Harvard. [00:53:14] Speaker B: And Harvard as what? I don't know. But this. Does lectures and this thing. [00:53:18] Speaker A: What, though? [00:53:18] Speaker C: They invite him to do lectures. [00:53:20] Speaker A: Like, he might be talking about, like, tube socks, mechanic. [00:53:22] Speaker B: If MIT is listening to you. [00:53:24] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:53:24] Speaker B: And Harvard is listening to you say whatever. Maybe. I don't know. [00:53:29] Speaker A: That's why I asked. What is he. [00:53:30] Speaker B: What is he doing? [00:53:31] Speaker C: He's, like a super smart dude, though. Yeah. [00:53:34] Speaker A: Did you know that when you play ball with him, did y'all, like, talk about algorithms and. [00:53:40] Speaker B: Well, because the way he said it, too, like, he was on, I think, Jimmy Kimmel or some. And he was just like, you know, he's like, yeah. When I, you know, go to, you know, lecture at MIT and, you know, Harvard and. [00:53:50] Speaker A: Right. That's. That's dope. [00:53:52] Speaker B: And he just kept going like, you know, I mean, it wasn't like. That was the point. Like, he. And again, when he. [00:53:56] Speaker A: That wasn't the point of the story. [00:53:57] Speaker B: Yeah. No, I was just like, wait a minute. Did he just say that? This nigga's lecturing at mit, My nigga. Like, that's. That's a different. [00:54:05] Speaker C: That's a different level for mit. He helped teach robotics and helped create a course for the middle school and high school MIT students. [00:54:13] Speaker A: Wow. [00:54:14] Speaker C: And then he Helps with robotic sessions. And at Harvard, he taught a lecture about education reform. [00:54:22] Speaker A: That's different. [00:54:22] Speaker C: And then also spoke at the Technology Summit. [00:54:25] Speaker A: So he's just a public speaker, basically. [00:54:27] Speaker B: Stand up Atlanta like this. [00:54:28] Speaker A: He has the ability to talk about anything. Yeah, that's cool. So I guess mine, it was. And again, I'm like you. I don't know how to monetize this. [00:54:36] Speaker B: Right. [00:54:36] Speaker A: But mine was. I thought that I was going to be able to be able to just sit at home and people would call me for my advice. [00:54:43] Speaker D: Huh. [00:54:44] Speaker B: Like Ms. Cleo. [00:54:44] Speaker C: Like a consultant. [00:54:46] Speaker A: Not Ms. Cleo, that's pro. That's like fake. I'm talking about like, what's his name? [00:54:50] Speaker C: Rick Rubin. He says that's how you produce half of his albums. [00:54:53] Speaker A: Rick Rubin, he's like the guy that. [00:54:55] Speaker C: Made the 99 problems and black Album. [00:54:59] Speaker A: What about it? [00:54:59] Speaker C: He said that like he. Because he doesn't really make the beats or none of that. They just ask him what does he think? [00:55:05] Speaker A: Okay. [00:55:06] Speaker C: And then he tells them. [00:55:08] Speaker A: Well, he was part of Def Jam too. Yeah, he. Him and Russell collaborated on Def Jam, so he's, he's a pioneer. But yeah, I just thought, I thought that. I thought that I was gonna be able to some kind of way live off of the idea that people would call me for my advice on things. And of course that didn't work. What's interesting about that though, I've been so. Last year, remember my, my, I guess my purpose, not my purpose, my. My goal for myself was grace. I was trying to figure out how to give more people grace and give myself more grace and things like that. This year I'm into childish dreams and not the way that people would think of it. So like, I remember I was talking to my wife about it and I said, oh, that's just a childish dream to her about something that she wanted to do. [00:55:52] Speaker B: Right. [00:55:52] Speaker A: She thought I meant childish as an insignificant, stupid, immature, not well thought out immature. But I'm really talking about connecting back to some of the things that made us as successful as we are at what we're doing now are the things that kind of drove us prior to they. It. It fueled us before there was even any value in fueling. [00:56:14] Speaker B: So the funny thing you said that, because I think I spoke about it too here, is that I did have this idea of doing what I'm doing now as a kid. [00:56:23] Speaker A: Oh, really? [00:56:24] Speaker B: Yeah. And arguing with my brother about it. You know what I mean? Because he, his ideas, he wanted to play in the NFL. [00:56:31] Speaker A: Right. [00:56:31] Speaker B: And I was like, I want to be a truck driver. [00:56:33] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:56:34] Speaker B: And as a, I mean I, I can remember in my freaking dental duns down the stairs arguing with this and he's like, NFL players make a million dollars a year. And then again, we're talking about not all math is created equal. [00:56:47] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:56:48] Speaker B: I'm like, truck drivers make a hundred thousand. [00:56:52] Speaker A: Right? [00:56:52] Speaker B: Right. Like so that just sounded like a lot more than, you know, I mean. Right, right. Like, you know, in a hundred thousand. Like, I mean that, that was a lot. And I remember I used to have a. My trucks, my long nose Peterbilt trucks that I used to drive. I mean like play with. And, and I was like, that's what I'm gonna do. Like, you know, I mean that. And it's weird that I'm doing it now. [00:57:12] Speaker A: But see, but no, but see, I think, I'm not saying I'm not on the truck driving because I think I believe that. But there's something about the other dream that's different. [00:57:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:57:22] Speaker A: The dream that French had. There's something like the beach bum and the politician. Even though they seem like completely different areas, they're still similar in the way they were dream, right? [00:57:32] Speaker B: No, for sure. [00:57:32] Speaker A: There was nothing, there was nothing to satisfy that dream other than you just wanting it. [00:57:38] Speaker B: Yes. No, I get it. [00:57:40] Speaker A: Because again, driving a truck, you're going to get a pay. Right? [00:57:42] Speaker B: Right. [00:57:43] Speaker A: You know what I'm saying? [00:57:43] Speaker B: It's part of the day one you're. [00:57:46] Speaker A: Going to get a paycheck, but being a beach bum, you're not getting a paycheck. Being a politician, it takes time to build up to be somebody who, and somebody who gives advice like, you can't do that and just expect people to just call your phone. Hey, I got my number out. Y'all go ahead and make, make the call. [00:57:58] Speaker B: And those are all non conforming. Right. It's not like part of the system. Like, okay, so you have to do something right. To be part of the. The Borg. [00:58:05] Speaker A: Right. And again, I'm not on Truck Driver because I understand that if you, if you envisioned yourself doing that, then there's connection. There's a love to that. [00:58:13] Speaker B: It's weird. Well, you know, again, anytime we've ever like, you know, gone any place or whatever, I don't mind driving. Like I've never. [00:58:22] Speaker A: Yeah. Put us in a position to film stop. Yeah. [00:58:25] Speaker B: Even when we drove out cross country. Like I drove the whole, like when I moved out here, I drove the whole way. Like I didn't. [00:58:30] Speaker A: What do you think you like about it? [00:58:32] Speaker B: I Just. It's not that it's. I think it's peaceful. Right. I think that you know it. What do you. [00:58:39] Speaker A: What do you do when you're in a car and you're not driving? That's what I should ask you. [00:58:42] Speaker B: I stress a little bit. I think that's part of the stress. [00:58:45] Speaker C: Because the way. [00:58:46] Speaker A: Control. It's control. [00:58:47] Speaker B: Yeah. Right? [00:58:48] Speaker A: Yeah, you feel more in control. [00:58:49] Speaker B: It's. It's hard for me to relax when someone else is driving. [00:58:53] Speaker A: When you're driving, it's hard for me to relax. [00:58:54] Speaker B: I get that now. Not anymore, bro. Listen, that was before I was a pro. [00:58:57] Speaker A: Oh yeah. [00:58:58] Speaker B: I'm a pro now. [00:58:58] Speaker A: Yeah. I haven't driven with you since. [00:59:00] Speaker B: And it's funny because I remember the flex. [00:59:01] Speaker C: We were even in a regular car. You still like. [00:59:04] Speaker A: Yeah, everything crazy. Because they're gonna fuck you up, right? [00:59:08] Speaker B: Because it's part of my. Yeah, everything is connected it to like my, my. This is like my resume now, right. Like again, like if I up in regular world, that carries over to. To. To my resume. [00:59:19] Speaker A: When he. When I wrote them before the song definitely determined how fast and how crazy we drove. [00:59:23] Speaker B: For sure. [00:59:24] Speaker A: Yeah. If it was a good. A great song. We drove crazy swerving. [00:59:27] Speaker B: That Sierra. Sierra still got me a ticket. That Dana Nana Goodies. [00:59:34] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:59:35] Speaker B: That goody song you like. That's your song. I was jamming, bro. Like, we was going to. We was going to Santa Cruz and I was. I was in it, bro. Like. [00:59:47] Speaker A: Well, the reason why I wanted to bring this up is that I. I want. I'm going to start. Not necessarily for the consulting or the advice thing, but I'm definitely going to pay attention a lot more this year to some of my childish dreams. And I mean, they're new dreams, so they're not necessarily child dreams because I'm an adult now. But I'm gonna categorize it that way because I wanna. I wanna remember why I'm doing it. [01:00:08] Speaker C: Are you gonna try to. [01:00:09] Speaker B: I mean, this archetype of reality or just. [01:00:12] Speaker A: Yeah, okay. That's what I'm saying. I think you should look into politics. Maybe not. Maybe not seriously. But just get a feel for it. [01:00:18] Speaker B: Let's archetype a pot farm. [01:00:20] Speaker A: Okay, but that's not my dream. [01:00:21] Speaker B: But okay, I mean, you can build it. [01:00:23] Speaker C: I mean, architect. What? [01:00:24] Speaker B: Pot farm. [01:00:25] Speaker A: But see, okay, so right there, a pot farm. Marijuana. So right there I want to do that. [01:00:31] Speaker C: So where to start? [01:00:32] Speaker A: Yeah, but see, that's what I'm saying right there, that's what I'm talking about that. That. That spark y'all have right now. The. The childishness of that. It's like we don't know how much it costs. We don't know where we're gonna put it. We don't know anything. [01:00:42] Speaker B: Right. [01:00:42] Speaker A: But we want to do it. Right. And I'm saying start digging into some of those things. Maybe not all of them, but every now and then, just you. You pull a thread and the whole thing comes out. Figure out where that goes. [01:00:52] Speaker B: Because I feel like we're. You know, Georgia's on the cusp of getting to that point. I think. I think that they're. They're really getting. Because I drive around and I find dispensaries now. Right. And. And it's like these are. [01:01:09] Speaker C: Oh, they're just waiting. [01:01:10] Speaker B: They're right. These are waiting for this to be real legal. And this is gonna. This is gonna pop. [01:01:15] Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, you know, the one I go to is up here in Smyrna, and they were telling me, like, they're really trying to get the word out about them because most people don't even know Georgia has dispenser. [01:01:24] Speaker B: Right. [01:01:24] Speaker A: They don't know that there is such thing as a medical marijuana card in Georgia. I think the. The tough sale is gonna be for most people in Georgia is that there's no flour. It's only edibles and tinctures and. [01:01:33] Speaker B: Right. [01:01:33] Speaker A: Cream. Because I guess they can't regulate. [01:01:36] Speaker B: Well, wasn't. Wasn't the one in Macon, they actually had a farm. I mean, a pharmacy. That was. [01:01:41] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:01:42] Speaker B: That was like. [01:01:42] Speaker C: That's under the medical tab. [01:01:44] Speaker B: Right. Well, that's what we're talking about, the medical side of it. And that's how it always starts. [01:01:46] Speaker A: Like, we're right there, though. [01:01:47] Speaker B: Before. Before it was ever. Before was the way it is in California. It was medical. [01:01:52] Speaker A: Medical. Right. [01:01:53] Speaker B: You had to get a card. You had to go to see a doctor. Now, obviously, all of that was kind of hanky. Like, it wasn't. You know, I mean, like, you could. I had a card. I think I told him I had ibs, you know, I mean, like. Or, you know, headaches or something. [01:02:07] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:02:07] Speaker B: And. [01:02:07] Speaker A: And as long as you like it with ibs, though. [01:02:10] Speaker B: Right. And as long as you pay your money. [01:02:11] Speaker A: A little shifty. [01:02:12] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:02:15] Speaker A: Yeah. You just pay your money. That's the. That's the gang move. [01:02:17] Speaker B: Right. [01:02:17] Speaker A: Because that money is stupid. [01:02:18] Speaker B: Right. [01:02:19] Speaker A: I don't know how much they cost in California. [01:02:21] Speaker B: It was only, like, a couple hundred. [01:02:23] Speaker A: Yeah, but how long for a year? Yeah. See, that's it's 100 here, but a hundred dollars every year just to say I can go in this. They got to figure that out. Is that still like that in California? [01:02:31] Speaker B: No recreation. [01:02:33] Speaker A: They need to go ahead and just. [01:02:34] Speaker B: Push the button and then that's the thing. Like when it's when I go back and the first time I went back, it's so wild because now that it is very recreational and nobody cares. The. It used to be a certain type of person. Now it's the range of type of people. [01:02:51] Speaker A: Everybody you can think of. [01:02:52] Speaker B: It's. It is so crazy. [01:02:53] Speaker A: You're in Target or you in the dispensary. [01:02:55] Speaker B: People, old people, white, young people, white people. Like, I mean the professional people. Like it does. The range of people that you see in a lobby of a fucking dispensary in California. Yeah. Is crazy. [01:03:06] Speaker A: I like that though. [01:03:07] Speaker B: Yeah, I do too. [01:03:08] Speaker A: Anyway, but so I'm encouraging listeners, you guys too, man. If you want to write in, tell us about some of your childish dreams, I'd love to hear them. I'm really big into this right now. I. If that's your, if that's your childish dream. [01:03:19] Speaker B: I mean, if you like, I mean like they say, if you find a job and you, you do what you love, you never work a day in your life. [01:03:26] Speaker A: That's not true. You're gonna still work, but at least it'll be something that you kind of jive with. Yeah, but you know, I don't know how you make a beach bum work, but I think you should look into how much does, how much does some beach front property cost? [01:03:37] Speaker B: Right? [01:03:38] Speaker A: Look into. Like just start, start the conversation with yourself. [01:03:40] Speaker B: And, and, and again, so if you're on the beach, right, listen, I rent bikes. [01:03:44] Speaker A: How much money do I need to. [01:03:45] Speaker B: Live here for jet Sk. Whatever the touristy. Like, I sell bracelets. I don't give a. Like, it just was enough to get me through, you know, I mean, and, and, and it's, it's. I'll be straight. I'm telling you listeners, we appreciate you. [01:03:59] Speaker A: Guys tuning in once again to the no Nonsense show. Make sure you go out to the website redsonance.com you can check out all the shows on the network. Other than that, follow us on socials, but keep supporting us, keep interacting with us and we'll keep bringing the nonsense because we're, we realize that sometimes people just need to laugh. Till next time. [01:04:16] Speaker B: 10% less bullshit than any other podcast, guaranteed.