Pre Pig Anus

[00:00:00] Speaker A: The views and opinions expressed by the no nonsense show and its hosts do not necessarily reflect views consistent with political correctness or the Rare Sonnets podcast Network. So to get the show started right, we want to wish any officers of the sensitivity police a heartfelt fuck you. [00:00:13] Speaker B: Some of the listeners have spoke and they like. They like, get friend Reggie off the intro. [00:00:18] Speaker A: That's what I said about smooth, too. Yeah, but look, smooth ended up quitting the show. So I don't know, psychologically, she. We do that to French, maybe we should let him grow. You know what I'm saying? Back in the day, artists had a chance to join the record label grow, make some mistakes before they put an album out. It wasn't required that they Beyonce level on their first project. [00:00:41] Speaker B: NFL head coaches had an opportunity, before you get a couple of seasons, to fuck up. And then, like, for the Lions, his first two seasons was trash. [00:00:51] Speaker A: So are we doing that to French? [00:00:54] Speaker B: I don't know French. [00:00:54] Speaker A: We're going to let the listeners dictate what we do. [00:00:57] Speaker B: I don't know if French really even wants that smoke, though. Do you want that responsibility? [00:01:01] Speaker A: Smoke from who? From us? [00:01:02] Speaker B: No, just from the intro. [00:01:04] Speaker A: I think certain things you was talking about artist development, you was talking about NFL coaches. Certain things, though, like a defensive coach can never really coach offense. A singer can never rap unless if they're like certain artists. So there are certain things you just may never do. So I think the intro is not for me, it. [00:01:40] Speaker B: You are listening to the no nonsense show. 10% less bullshit than any other podcast, guaranteed. [00:01:47] Speaker A: Okay. So considering everybody who raps now is also a singer. Yeah. Are they really singers? Is Drake. Is Drake a rapper or a singer? Drake is a rapper. [00:01:54] Speaker B: That rapper. [00:01:56] Speaker A: He's a rapper that can sing. [00:01:58] Speaker B: I don't know if he. [00:01:58] Speaker A: But he's not. I'm not going to call him a singer. [00:02:01] Speaker B: He can hold a note. [00:02:03] Speaker A: He can hold a note. Is that singing or is that rapping? But is it singing or is it rapping? It's his humming. No, you have two choices. Singing or is it rappinG? That's more singing. He does more of that than he does the verses right now. The last six years. Yes. Goddamn. How many years you need for a nigga to be one? If you've been doing something for six years, are you that? Yeah, but the first ten year Drake was rap heavy. Ten years? Yeah. He got a long career. His first half was rap heavy. [00:02:31] Speaker B: You might as well still call him an actor, right? [00:02:35] Speaker A: Drake is an act, right? That's not how you really? [00:02:38] Speaker B: An actor? [00:02:39] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:02:39] Speaker B: I don't know. You don't know Drake? [00:02:41] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. I feel like the Drake artist is an actor. That's not who you really like. French is chicken shitting out of this. [00:02:47] Speaker B: How do you know French, Reggie? You don't know Drake. How do you know that's not him in real life? [00:02:51] Speaker A: I'm saying what he select most celebrities, that's not who they really are because we don't know them. That's not who they really are. [00:03:00] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:03:01] Speaker A: You're very OD. [00:03:02] Speaker B: I feel like Ricky Smiley is Ricky Smiley. [00:03:05] Speaker A: Parts of him that he lets you see. That's what I'm saying. You're very, you know, because you're a LeBron fan, I would just assume that you are also a Drake fan. I am. You're more of a J. Cole fan. Yeah, I'm J. Cole before. That's weird. You're different. Oh, by the way, J. Cole got a hard feature. I didn't hear the song when it came out. Yachty? No. Which one? He got a lot of features. The best feature? Well, to me, the best feature that J. Cole's been on. Oh, with Drake? First person? No, Drake. I'm saying the best J. Cole feature that I know of. The one with Rap City. [00:03:39] Speaker B: You got to make them. [00:03:40] Speaker A: I'm just naming all the ones I like. This must suck, then. For J. Cole fans. This is a hard verse, bro. I don't know how this didn't. This ain't your number one. Tell me the song. No, you tell me some more that you think are, and I'll see if we're even close on the same barometer. Because if I say you. [00:03:57] Speaker B: Yeah, that is. That shit. [00:03:58] Speaker A: Yeah, that one. That one. That one. It's about probably a couple of months old. Maybe three months old. Maybe three months old. Here's the funny thing, Mac. This guy claims to be These things, right? We just give him face value. I don't even think he's that big of a J. Cole fan. I named you the latest features he's went on. The latest feature he went on was Drake. I said the hardest, though. And then Lil Yachty. And I'm talking about the hardest verse he's ever done on a feature. That's just my opinion. But the hardest verse I think he ever done in the feature is looking for trouble. But that was years ago. Who was that with? Kanye? Big Sean. He was a Lisa rap. I don't even remember that song. That's not great. That song. He went hard on that verse. He went harder than he did on Lil Yachty. The one. You're talking about Lil Yachty? Yeah, the looking for trouble verse. He went hard on that verse. And looking for trouble is one Yachty is two Yachty. One is probably up there. I never heard that song, either. The Yachty verse was pretty dope. I didn't even know Yachty made rap anymore. [00:04:56] Speaker B: To me, the perfect album was still that. That was the born center. I mean, born center. [00:05:02] Speaker A: Yeah. He had a song called that. That feature he has on the Benny the Butcher song. Johnny P's Caddy. Yeah. No verse he's ever done is better than that. You see how you. Oh, yeah. There is no harder verse that I've heard J. Cole do on a feature than that. [00:05:20] Speaker B: Huh. [00:05:20] Speaker A: He went hard on that one. [00:05:21] Speaker B: Yeah. So would you agree with be honest, or are you looking at. [00:05:24] Speaker A: Are you looking for trouble? Still my favorite verse. [00:05:26] Speaker B: Okay. [00:05:27] Speaker A: Because that verse. Name one thing he said on the Johnny P's Cadillac Caddy on the day I was born. Like, you just went in from that beginning to end. So name one line. Give me one hard line. I don't want to fuck up. Give me one hard line. From the looking for tomorrow. [00:05:45] Speaker B: He's looking for trouble. [00:05:48] Speaker A: I don't think this guy's a J. Cole fan like he says he is. J. Cole will be disappointed, I think. [00:05:53] Speaker B: You know, it's cold world. You know, it's funny, because I sent him a video on Twitter of this motherfucker contorting in the streets. And I was like, yo, this is what you. This is when the dude turned into a goat before you fell aslEep, dude. [00:06:10] Speaker A: A quadruple jointed dude, right? [00:06:11] Speaker B: This is what he was doing. All of this on the ground. [00:06:15] Speaker A: He happened to be high, too, right? [00:06:16] Speaker B: I was going to say maybe on some LSD, right? You know what I mean? So his eyes is rolling and shit like that. [00:06:21] Speaker A: Every exorcism you've ever seen, all that is just some kid that's got some type of schizophrenic break or something. [00:06:27] Speaker B: Get the fuck out of here. [00:06:28] Speaker A: What you mean, you believe in exorcisms? You believe that the devil possesses girl little kids? And they climb walls and yell out different languages and shit? Come on. [00:06:38] Speaker B: Maybe. Listen. [00:06:39] Speaker A: No, listen to what I'm saying. You believe the devil possesses these people, and they do that? A devil here, man. [00:06:46] Speaker B: Have you seen the possession of Emily Rose? I mean, the exorcism of Emily Rose, that was some real shit that was based on a true. That was based on a true story. [00:06:53] Speaker A: Yeah, but look up the real story. No, look up the real story, because the people who were reporting on it were full of shit. People. They were like grifters. They did that shit all over the world. Get the fuck out of here. [00:07:02] Speaker B: They had an actual audio of the fucking. The exorcism. I didn't listen. [00:07:08] Speaker A: Of course you didn't. [00:07:08] Speaker B: Fuck, no. [00:07:09] Speaker A: So you don't even know. [00:07:10] Speaker B: I don't want that in my ears. [00:07:11] Speaker A: Yes, but what I'm trying to explain to you is that that is bullshit. People have psychotic breaks. Yes. There are people, you know of. You and I both. And you're trying to ignore me right now, but I know you. I'm listening. There are people that can have different personalities, and one of their personalities may be allergic to something. I know. I'm saying something that you know, because we've talked about that. So if you know that, right, you can understand how one of your personalities. [00:07:37] Speaker B: Could be the devil. [00:07:38] Speaker A: No. Could know Latin. Like you speak it, right? Like you speak it fluently right now, bruh, if somebody can be allergic to something. No. You're gonna have to have to experience Latin somewhere. No, I can understand the allergic because that's a chemical response to the body. But to actually know a whole nother language. You have French. You, as that body, still have to have a time in a place. Not that body, though. We're talking about one of your internals. All I'm saying, that internal had to download the Latin somewhere. Whether I listen to Latin music or watch a Latin show you did when you were that personality, okay, but you don't know about it in your other personality. So you're walking around here to my. Yeah, I'm Jamie Mack, actually. You're condo. [00:08:16] Speaker B: French Red. You gave up, too. [00:08:20] Speaker A: And with the split personality, that can happen. You can do something with the other personality. You've been learning Latin your whole life and don't know. I thought he was saying he didn't never learn Latin at all. [00:08:30] Speaker B: Where's your stamp set? In your passport? [00:08:33] Speaker A: No, but if he's watching a Latin show or doing anything that has the Latin language, he can learn it through that, so he doesn't have to necessarily go somewhere. Passport. Yeah, you can't go to those countries. Where'd you go to get stuck by a bee and realizing you're allergic to bees again? [00:08:46] Speaker B: French red. Tell me about the chemical response, bro. [00:08:48] Speaker A: Come on. [00:08:49] Speaker B: That's a chemical response that has nothing to do with. [00:08:52] Speaker A: It's not a chemical response. Because your other use the same chemicals. [00:08:55] Speaker B: No, it's the same body, but it's a chemical response as the minimum. [00:08:58] Speaker A: No, he's talking about the bee now. I know, but no matter which person you actually are, your chemicals are still the same in your body. Your brain is different because of the. No, your body's not different, my nigga. Your brain is different. So the difference in the brain is the chemical response too, right? It's a chemical reaction that happened. The chemicals still exist in the brain. You're not listening to what you're saying, right? So if we're talking about a beasting, which is something, that there's an ingredient, there's an ingredient that when introduced into your body, there's a response contention, right? It doesn't matter if it's early in the morning, late at night, in the middle of the day, if you're crying, if yoU're happy, if you're sad, it doesn't matter, right? That's a physical thing. Yes, it's chemical, but the chemical is physical. I'm talking about if you're a different personality, you react to that reaction. If nothing changed chemically, you have a different reaction to it. [00:09:54] Speaker B: So let's take it a little step forward. So then in theory, I could get bit by a copperhead and be like, not me. This body don't get fucking bit by copperheads. Copperheads can't kill me. [00:10:07] Speaker A: Right? [00:10:07] Speaker B: You know what I mean? That type of shit. And then therefore, I don't have a fucking reaction to their venom. [00:10:14] Speaker A: No, I think it's less voluntary than that. I don't think you can talk yourself. I don't think you manifest not dying. You're going to die. I think you might be able to just. Why not take it down on the chin more? [00:10:23] Speaker B: Come on. [00:10:24] Speaker A: Will you explain it to me then? [00:10:25] Speaker B: No, I'm just saying. [00:10:26] Speaker A: Explain to me how somebody cannot be allergic to bees, but be allergic to them when they're in a different place. [00:10:29] Speaker B: No, I'm just saying. You said it's mental, right? It's the mind. So I'm just saying. You're saying that you don't think you can consciously make your mind do that. [00:10:37] Speaker A: No, because the venom is actually poisonous to the human body. [00:10:43] Speaker B: Some people die, right? [00:10:45] Speaker A: Some people die. [00:10:47] Speaker B: So again, some people do. Some people get stung by a B and get fucking death. What I'm telling you is that if you have one person in your personality that is that way, and then another person that fucking is in your personality bank, that is not. [00:11:04] Speaker A: The fuck are we talking about, bro? Exorcisms. Are fake. That's some bullshit. Everything's bullshit, to be honest. No, it happens. What do you mean? It's had the opportunity. It's happened all around the world, and they've never been proven. It's always a. That's how, you know, you fire right when you never get caught. Get caught what? Possessing people and jumping out real quick. [00:11:24] Speaker B: I'm just saying that Emily Rose shit is fake. [00:11:27] Speaker A: Read the real story, bruh. There's so many ghost stories and demon stories and possessed houses, and it's always bullshit. Every single time. It's a couple or a person that's trying to make money as being a voyeur or a channel. Amityville was fake. That's what I'm saying. There are people who live in that house right now. It was bullshit. It was bullshit. [00:11:50] Speaker B: Would you move in? [00:11:50] Speaker A: The walls didn't bleed. No, I wouldn't move in that house. But it's symbolic, though. If somebody gifted it to me, I wouldn't like, hell, no, I don't want that house. Yeah, I want that house. [00:12:01] Speaker B: But you not going. [00:12:03] Speaker A: To turn into a museum. No, I'll turn into a museum. It'll make more money that way. [00:12:07] Speaker B: I think it definitely would. That's funny as shit, because I'm turning heads, nigga. [00:12:11] Speaker A: $4 ahead. I got heads coming all day. Check out the bleeding wall. [00:12:15] Speaker B: Wait a minute. Right when it cut out of that dollar. You like this shit real in the month. [00:12:25] Speaker A: I'm scared of hell. You're not scared. You don't feel that. [00:12:28] Speaker B: You go have that music play. [00:12:29] Speaker A: Yeah. Sometimes when you come in this room, you'll feel the hair stand up on the back of your neck and your arms. Everybody check right now. And look. They're going to start feeling that shit, bro. [00:12:37] Speaker B: Got the AC blowing. [00:12:38] Speaker A: This is where the most people got murdered. This room right here. So when we open this door, you're going to probably feel a rush of energy. Time out. [00:12:46] Speaker B: Did people really get murdered in that house? [00:12:48] Speaker A: No. [00:12:49] Speaker B: People killed? [00:12:50] Speaker A: No. [00:12:50] Speaker B: He do kill somebody in that fucking house. Right? Murders existed. Now, whether or not they were caused because he was just fucking psychotic or if he was possessed. Who knows about son of Sam? [00:13:04] Speaker A: Son of Sam? What do you mean? That was a person, right? [00:13:07] Speaker B: But the dog, though, he said he. [00:13:10] Speaker A: Claimed the dog, but I mean, the dog didn't talk to nobody else. All right, Mr. Ed. The dog didn't talk to nobody else. This one, nigga, that's the only person his dog can talk, too. I'm saying if there's a dog that can talk. Everybody needs to try to talk to this dog. No, we need to line this dog. We need to line up everybody. You know what I'm saying? Line and come in front of the dog and talk. Hey, dog. And if he doesn't say anything back, all rigHt, get. Fuck on. He got to talk to somebody else. [00:13:33] Speaker B: You obviously haven't seen Shrek. When that old lady tried to sell his ass, it was like, talk. He's like, I swear he talked like, no, not to everybody. I just don't do this for everybody, bitch. I talk to you all. [00:13:49] Speaker A: It is bullshit. The fact that he remembers that scene is crazy. [00:13:53] Speaker B: The best scene, bro. She tried to pawn that nigga off as a talking donkey. And he's like, nah, not today. I'm not talking for you. You're not going to sell me for extra if you go sell me for this fucking horse, deer meat. Like, you need to fucking. You're getting bottom dollar, bruh. [00:14:10] Speaker A: You are a mess. [00:14:12] Speaker B: Hey, man, real quick on an intro. [00:14:14] Speaker A: Topic, I wanted to say something real quick. [00:14:17] Speaker B: Yeah, go ahead. [00:14:17] Speaker A: So you say that we're going to do your intro topic? Yeah, I just want French to recognize that that was an intro topic that didn't get planned out, right. But look how much meat we got out of it. You know what I'm saying? And I don't do intro topics. That's not my thing. But look how I just. [00:14:29] Speaker B: Because you know what? And it's like dudes that don't want to work out in front of other people, right? Yeah, I'm going to put mine on, but you all go ahead and leave, man, because I don't want you all to see these tens on the end. [00:14:48] Speaker A: Come here fully perfectly dressed already, because we don't have to go in the locker room and change in front of guys. Why you all show up in all your workout gear already and you leave and you work out? [00:14:56] Speaker B: I'm a workout. [00:14:57] Speaker A: I go to the car and change. [00:14:58] Speaker B: Hey, man, what you all doing? I'm still stretch you. I'll meet you all out on the field, man, I got to get my reps in. But why you didn't do it when we was in here? I'm still stretching. [00:15:07] Speaker A: Oh, man. You know, some people ain't made for working out in front of others. Some people, you know what I'm saying? Some people love to work out later. I feel like I'm the kind of guy that works out later, you know what I'm saying? I should never do that workout with everybody thing. That's not me. You know what I'm saying? I should never do intro topics. I should do outro topics. [00:15:23] Speaker B: You all don't know about Pilates. Got to do this Pilates first. [00:15:26] Speaker A: You know what's crazy? Since we've tried to nudge French into doing intro topics, right. He stopped suggesting topics at all for the show. He hasn't sent a topic in about four weeks. No, not four weeks, two weeks. [00:15:45] Speaker B: He's like, you all get my intro. That's about it. I'm going to talk about not jacking off again. Still not doing it. Do we get an update? You still on it? [00:15:56] Speaker A: I did jack off, but I'm trying to get back on it. I had Brooklyn. I did jack off. Oh, I'm actually testing the other thing. I'm going the other direction. You're not coming while. No, I'm testing my age and how many times I can come in succession. Okay, done. Pretty good, bro. I feel like you pull up right back. Not right back, but maybe five minutes. No, like maybe five to ten minutes without her needing to do anything. Without what? I'm just asking. I'm asking her, what do you say? [00:16:24] Speaker B: I don't know why he's all in business. No, without her needing to do anything. [00:16:28] Speaker A: He'S trying to get all, do anything. Like what? Give you a little head. That's what I'm saying. [00:16:36] Speaker B: What are you asking? See, again, if this was me asking about him. [00:16:42] Speaker A: No, he didn't say that. Trash. [00:16:46] Speaker B: He like, what that neck do or something. [00:16:47] Speaker A: I don't know. I was just trying to figure out, is he just coming right back? Because he's like. But you're saying without her doing anything, what do you mean? What sex do you do when you're doing. I'm not saying that you have to do something. I'm not saying. All I'm saying is, like, you finish and then you like, I want to go again. And you're just ready to go back? That's all I'm asking. I'm just trying to see. Are you, like, staying up? Are you going down? Let me just tell you what I'm talking. Because I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. [00:17:17] Speaker B: Neither do I. Because again, I don't know what. Even when I was in the peak of my performance, it didn't just stay hard all the time, what you just said. [00:17:29] Speaker A: I was just asking the question. And I was given. [00:17:32] Speaker B: Again, I feel like he was pRobing. [00:17:33] Speaker A: Now, back fishing back in the day. [00:17:35] Speaker B: They call that fishing in the Internet world. Like, were you trying to get information from niggas like, hey, yeah, we got all your information. Can you repeat it to me? [00:17:41] Speaker A: That was definitely malware? [00:17:42] Speaker B: Yes. [00:17:43] Speaker A: You tried to send me some malware. Hey, look, but even in the peak of my time, too, it wasn't that, but except for that weekend prince. That weekend Prince pill that shit, man. You never go, listen, bro, you try to go down and just a wind, the fan hits a little arrow and you're like, back up. But yeah, no. So I think I netted three times within the period of 10:00 p.m. And 05:00 a.m. That's good. [00:18:10] Speaker B: That's rock solid. [00:18:11] Speaker A: That's pretty good. You're a healthy man. [00:18:13] Speaker B: That's throwback, right? [00:18:15] Speaker A: But I was just trying to see if it's even possible. It's not something I even think about anymore. But by that third nut, it wasn't. What? The same. [00:18:26] Speaker B: Can you verify your Social Security number for me, please? [00:18:30] Speaker A: What are you asking? What do you mean by weak, right? Could I got you pregnant? Yeah, I could have got you pregnant. Like a lowest flash, I could have still got you pregnant. It's like 50 million storms instead of 100 million. [00:18:42] Speaker B: Is your address still? Come on, bro, that is fishing. [00:18:48] Speaker A: We are calling about an issue with your bank account not working. If you are the owner of your bank, please press one. [00:18:59] Speaker B: Did I tell you about how that shit happened to me? Like about a week or two ago, this motherfucker called from an two number. Like this shit started with two something, right? I'm with Experian and security fraud prevention, blah blah blah blah. And we just want you to know that someone tried to open a card in your name and this, that and the other. And I'm like, where are you calling from, though, bro? Like this number, he's like, oh, no, yeah, I get that. You know what I mean? [00:19:28] Speaker A: I get that. [00:19:29] Speaker B: I could transfer you over to. I could call Experian and verify all this, right? Like the information. I can call you right back at the number off of the Experian website, right? Could that work? Well, I could Just transfer you. Listen, bro, you're trying, and you got to do better than this. Like, this two number ain't going to get a lot of people. This looks funny from the beginning. And now you're asking me information about some dumb shit. Let me just stop you. I got freezes on all my shit anyway already, so I know ain't nobody opening nothing without me fucking unfreezing some shit. So I know you lying. Do you still live in Florida? Bruh. See, there we go, man. Like, listen, you got to do better than this. I don't know how many people you get. And it's funny because at some point, I started to fuck with him, and he just hung up. He's like, I understand you're nervous, but we already got all the information. And I'm like, good. And then what do you need me for? [00:20:25] Speaker A: I understand you're nervous. [00:20:28] Speaker B: I understand that you're. And I respect your apprehension. And listen, bro, first off, you ain't even American. [00:20:35] Speaker A: India. Yeah. I don't know if they're fake or not, but look up those scammers that get caught or whatever. There's a dude who can reverse everything. So when they call, he just starts looking up stuff, what they call from, and he starts slow rolling until he gets all their information, and then he starts threatening them. Like, oh, man, I see there's a lot of guys now. I'm looking at your camera right now. Oh, yeah, I saw that video. There are, like, 40 of you in that room. And dude's like, what the fuck? He tapped into their security system and everything. [00:21:01] Speaker B: That's the shit. [00:21:02] Speaker A: And then he gave him, like, a Google map where their building was, and it do escape. I don't know if that was fake. [00:21:08] Speaker B: Or not, but listen, that's the type of shit that you need. I mean, that's that knowing shit. Like, if you can manipulate technology to that point where you can defend yourself. [00:21:17] Speaker A: And attack back, like, nobody's doing that to Eric Snowden. [00:21:20] Speaker B: You're right. [00:21:20] Speaker A: You know what I'm saying? [00:21:23] Speaker B: Does he still not come home? [00:21:24] Speaker A: He can't. If he comes home, it's over. [00:21:27] Speaker B: That's fucked up. [00:21:28] Speaker A: It is fucked up because most of us support him. Government is like, nope. [00:21:32] Speaker B: And iT's weird, right? Because all he did was fucking tell. [00:21:35] Speaker A: The truth, but he snitched. [00:21:37] Speaker B: What if you work. [00:21:39] Speaker A: All I'm saying is, if you're in the street life and you work for a certain gang, and you snitch on that gang, that gang is going to take you back. [00:21:45] Speaker B: Listen, no, not taking back. [00:21:47] Speaker A: They're going to put him in prison for the rest of his life, though. But I'm saying the gang is the government. [00:21:50] Speaker B: So he snitched on the government, but the neighborhood, right? If the neighborhood that I come back to, everybody is fucking, don't touch him. [00:21:58] Speaker A: Better not touch him. [00:21:59] Speaker B: Right? They didn't now because I know I didn't did. Whatever. And the gang is no longer in the neighborhood. Yes. I should be able to come back to that. Neighborhood and feel safe for his Snowden. [00:22:08] Speaker A: The gang is still in the neighborhood, though. [00:22:10] Speaker B: The government. But we know now, right? Like, again, we know what it is. [00:22:16] Speaker A: But the gang is not bigger than the neighborhood. That's what he's trying to say. The neighborhood encompasses the gang. The gang is a small part of the neighborhood. So if the neighbor is like, nah, don't touch him, then the gang should acquiesce, right? [00:22:29] Speaker B: Because we got guns as a neighborhood, too. We got shit, too. [00:22:32] Speaker A: You all don't get to do this shit. If we start pushing back, right? We would have to really push back. It can happen so easily. [00:22:40] Speaker B: The whistle that he blew is like, we kind of like, yeah, it's weird that I get fucking prompts from shit that I don't know. I said something, and next thing I know, and he's like, nah, it's deeper than that. It's like, more than that. Let me show you what it is. Let me show you what else it is. Cameras is being accessed. Like, you're talking about, like, dude doing reverse on the scammers and he's accessing their cameras. All of that shit. [00:23:08] Speaker A: Even if you don't have a camera installed, they can see in your room through the WiFi connection, like, at least like an outlet of what's going on in the room. That's what they're saying. That's how far the technology can get. [00:23:19] Speaker B: Your smart TV's got cameras in it. If you didn't know that Part. [00:23:22] Speaker A: Well, he's talking about almost like radar Lidar or something where the WiFi bounces off things. So they know what the structure of your house looks like, right. They may not know what the actual elements are, but they can see walls and items and things that are in the room. [00:23:35] Speaker B: That's crazy. [00:23:35] Speaker A: So they know, like, a map of your house, basically, or what's crazy? [00:23:38] Speaker B: Like, they see your gun safe. [00:23:40] Speaker A: Well, I mean, they wouldn't know necessarily that it's a safe, but they see that objects, and if it's something that looks like a safe, right. It'd be a pretty fair guess. You know what I'm saying? They'll know where your doors are. They know where your TVs are. They'll know where certain couches and stuff. Like, they would be able to map your house. They wouldn't be able to see which color couch or. Oh, he got that from American signature. They wouldn't know that. But they know that there's something that looks like the shape of a couch. Yeah, that's crazy. But, hey, we keep giving the data away because it's convenient. [00:24:11] Speaker B: We self surveill now, right? We put cameras up in our own houses. We're like, here, I want to watch fucking Fido eat during the day. So I'm going to put up a camera and whatever. But that ain't all is being watched. You know what I mean? [00:24:25] Speaker A: So where are your cameras in your smart TV? [00:24:28] Speaker B: I don't know how you know they. [00:24:29] Speaker A: Have them because I told you. [00:24:31] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:24:31] Speaker A: You know, they have an app on the iOS store where you can put your camera, you can put your phone up and it'll show you where all the cameras are in the room, right? It's like if you get an Airbnb. [00:24:41] Speaker B: Or whatever, I think last time we went to, you can just put the. [00:24:43] Speaker A: Phone up or you have to scan it through a wall. No, you turn your camera on, you pointed at whatever you're looking to see, and it'll find cameras. [00:24:51] Speaker B: So when we went to Florida, we were trying to do it. The problem was they're like, oh, yeah, two cameras detected. [00:25:01] Speaker A: But you got to pay to see where they are. [00:25:02] Speaker B: Pay this. And I'm like, come on, man. [00:25:06] Speaker A: How much was it? [00:25:07] Speaker B: Who cares? Who wants to pay for that, right? [00:25:10] Speaker A: I don't plan on doing any drug smuggling while we're here, so I don't know if I care. [00:25:13] Speaker B: And any fucking is just like, whatever saw my dick. [00:25:19] Speaker A: Are you happy about that? [00:25:20] Speaker B: Especially if I'm getting three before five? Go ahead and show that. [00:25:26] Speaker A: Right? And five and a half a deuce. It wouldn't matter how big it is as long as it's bigger than five and a half. [00:25:29] Speaker B: If I'm busting three nests before 05:00 a.m. I'm like. [00:25:34] Speaker A: Yeah, run tell that. Right? Do you feel younger now? No. You don't feel like that week that you did that? You don't feel like what week it was a day. That day, did you feel like new energy? [00:25:47] Speaker B: I think it probably felt Tireder. [00:25:50] Speaker A: I don't feel anything, French. It wasn't like I was trying to prove that I'm still a man. I wasn't saying all that because I'm just seeing. Because you said you're trying to do it the opposite thing. So I'm just trying to see if there was different reaction. [00:26:02] Speaker B: Let's just talk about physics, right? He's having to exert more energy. He's like three times more energy exerted. Do you think that makes you more energetic afterwards or less? [00:26:15] Speaker A: Sometimes it just depends. [00:26:17] Speaker B: You got to stop this French Reggie, because your energy changes every time you talk about busting one nut self made and it just draining you. Now you're telling me that three nuts is the number that gives you fucking go go juice sometimes. [00:26:30] Speaker A: I'm telling you. Sometimes I feel. Yo, man, I can go run a marathon, and sometimes I need to go to bed right now. You can't run a marathon right now. [00:26:38] Speaker B: I don't understand that one, because, again, first off, period. [00:26:45] Speaker A: Yeah. I don't believe it. Yeah. When's the last time you worked out? Like, worked out, like, a system? You work out constantly? Yeah, I go to the gym three or four times a week. Okay. [00:26:53] Speaker B: But. Okay, what's the most you've ran recently? [00:26:57] Speaker A: My cardio is either the stairmaster or basketball. [00:27:02] Speaker B: So you think a marathon. [00:27:06] Speaker A: You ain't running a fucking 26 miles, bro. [00:27:09] Speaker B: You ain't climbed to heaven, nigga. Come on, bro. [00:27:13] Speaker A: You're not doing nothing. Minutes. [00:27:18] Speaker B: That still ain't a marathon, bro. [00:27:20] Speaker A: But I think in two, three weeks traininG, I can finish a marathon. [00:27:24] Speaker B: Three weeks training, and I feel a challenge coming on. [00:27:28] Speaker A: Like, I don't care because, no, he's not going to do. [00:27:31] Speaker B: He's not. He's going to be a J smooth and be like, well, you don't have a marathon. [00:27:36] Speaker A: It's not working. It's always for a good cause anyway, so I'll do a marathon. When are you all going to finish your best? Two out of three? That's what I want to know. I'm ready. I've been in the gym. [00:27:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:27:49] Speaker A: I've been working on trying to get this. [00:27:52] Speaker B: I'm semi retired and shit like this again. Every time he wanted to hoop is outside. I'm done outside. Like, I don't hoop outside no more. That's a no go. My body is like, nah, first off, that's where the hood niggas be. No, you don't. You're in a gentrified again. So you out there, like. [00:28:22] Speaker A: Playing with people that Baylor plays against? [00:28:24] Speaker B: I was just going to say that. The mold accountants and shit? [00:28:26] Speaker A: No, but I'll be playing with their kids, so their kids are, like, my age or a little bit younger. [00:28:32] Speaker B: So they don't got beer bellies. [00:28:33] Speaker A: No, it's young people hit a shot to my wet. Okay. [00:28:38] Speaker B: They out there looking like rubber duckies. [00:28:41] Speaker A: Young people. Oh, man. Anyway, French. So that's how you do it, man. No, I'll get better with the intro topics. No, you won't. It's not what you do. You started the show outside. But it's not what I do. But you can still become okay or decent at it. Okay, fuck you. Go. You see, when you just do it like that, I have to bring it with my own style. [00:29:05] Speaker B: What do you mean you have to. [00:29:06] Speaker A: Bring it right now? You're trying to do what Bill Belichick did to Zappi yesterday. You can't just put me out. [00:29:11] Speaker B: Just put me on those last minute, no zappy, listen. Bullshit. As a backup quarterback, it's your job to study. Like you posted at any minute. [00:29:22] Speaker A: He hurt his ankles. It's not the game winning drive. [00:29:24] Speaker B: It's the NFL, bro. The NFL is violent to the point where at any play, the person in front of you could be done forever. [00:29:32] Speaker A: They could have a life threatening injury. [00:29:34] Speaker B: And so you have to be prepared. You can't be sitting like, oh, yeah. [00:29:39] Speaker A: I can't come in the game with. And that'S how I do it my style. Look, I got to run out of the tunnel. Can we pretend like the game's starting over? [00:29:45] Speaker B: I'm not starting, so I don't even care. I don't even feel. Look at the playbook. Like, no, that's just bullshit. That's not a professional. If you're a professional, you know that you need to be. [00:29:55] Speaker A: Whatever. Fuck you. Hey, man, have you realized that we spent a lot of money on our kids to go to college? But maybe we could take that money and do something else with it. [00:30:03] Speaker B: You know who remember this movie story, man? But when the lights come on, when the lights is brightest, that's when I shine. [00:30:10] Speaker A: Listen, you know what's so funny is Jamie Max was about to start his real topic, and he still hasn't started his real. [00:30:15] Speaker B: No, because we're not done fucking with you. [00:30:20] Speaker A: Yeah, this is totally to fuck with me, basically. Oh, you just fuck God because you got. [00:30:25] Speaker B: No, because you called yourself zappy. [00:30:30] Speaker A: I'm a Patriots fan. I was so mad yesterday because he did that to you know what? Nobody cares about the Patriots. I was like, come on, Bill. I was so mad. [00:30:39] Speaker B: I take that back. I think there's a lot of people out there that are enjoying their fucking misery right now that they're going through as trash as they bad. [00:30:49] Speaker A: It doesn't make sense, though. [00:30:52] Speaker B: It makes Brady sense. [00:30:53] Speaker A: No, it does make that line of sense. But I'm saying as far as everything falling apart, it does everything. [00:31:00] Speaker B: Well, again, if you think about not. What it is is he's a fraud. [00:31:05] Speaker A: Who is. You can't be a fraud for that long, bro. [00:31:09] Speaker B: Yes, you can. [00:31:11] Speaker A: Brady would have called it out if he was really a fraud. Brady would have been like, this nigga needs to go. How does that benefit you, though? That's some nigga shit. [00:31:19] Speaker B: This nigga said he can't be a fraud for that long. Have you ever seen catch me if you can? [00:31:25] Speaker A: Have you ever seen Phil Jackson? Jackson's a fraud, too. He did it with multiple Phil Jackson. Yeah, but he did it with multiple superstars. Lifetime superstars. It's not even like that this year. The best player. He's got the best players ever. You know what I'm saying? Scotty Lucky. That'S not fraud. Pippen and Michael Jordan. Hold on. Scotty Pin. Michael Jordan are two of the best ever. [00:31:45] Speaker B: Ever. [00:31:46] Speaker A: Shaq and Kobe are two of the best ever, ever. They might be top 25 all time. All of them. Because you got Scotty top 25 all time players. [00:31:58] Speaker B: Powell ain't Shaq, but Powell was a motherfucker. [00:32:01] Speaker A: Definitely. He's not top 25, right? But I'm saying he coached four top 25 players of all time, right, for decades. [00:32:07] Speaker B: And in the system that he's credited for, that was Texas system. [00:32:12] Speaker A: We've had this argument and y'all was on Phil Jackson's side, so don't come on my side. [00:32:16] Speaker B: Listen, all I know we've had this. [00:32:17] Speaker A: Argument on this show before and you was all on that other side, so it's cool, man. [00:32:22] Speaker B: I'm just saying. You're right. Now listen, because Belichick is a fraud. Because I remember when every place he tried to coach before, he. [00:32:30] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. He didn't do good in Cleveland. [00:32:33] Speaker B: And then you talk about him as a person who. Talent evaluator. This motherfucker can't draft. He hasn't drafted anybody worth shit. That's the problem. [00:32:42] Speaker A: He drafted two tight ends and they're not even on the team no more. [00:32:45] Speaker B: I mean, there's been a ton of people he's drafted that are fucking bust. I mean, he's probably got a 90% bust rate as far as draft. First round draft picks. Yeah. I think this is. Name one good first round pick that is like, oh, yeah, that dude is a player in the NFL. I'll wait. [00:33:02] Speaker A: He'd be letting them go. He don't even be draft. [00:33:04] Speaker B: He doesn't be letting them go. They're not even the league no more. They don't get on nowhere else. He just be wasting picks. And again, the Belichick or the Patriot way was. Fucking way was Tom Brady. [00:33:21] Speaker A: Yeah, because Tom Brady went to the Bucks and still won. [00:33:24] Speaker B: Let's talk about it. And as soon as he fucking left. [00:33:29] Speaker A: And not even the other coaches. Like most good coaches, their assistant coaches turns out to be great coach. But Josh McDaniels ain't shit. Bill O'Brien ain't really shit. Except for that one year with Watson. [00:33:42] Speaker B: What's the linebacker that was fucking. [00:33:45] Speaker A: So none of his coaching trees is doing good right? Outside of Brian RabLe, outside of Flores when he was a head coach, and then now he's doing the defense coordinator for the Ravens, I think. But he's still in the NFL, so even him. [00:33:57] Speaker B: Well, that's because he's black. NFL don't care about black people. That's what Kanye tell. Yeah, no, it's pretty fun to watch the fucking behind the curtain now. See how bad, how he's not really all that fucking. The fucking brainchild again. If he's not cheating, right? If he's not cheating where he's fucking recording the fucking plays and doing all that other shit. Yeah, you ain't that great, bro. [00:34:28] Speaker A: Yeah, he's out of touch, but I like how he's still not starting your real topic, how you were supposed to start that 30 minutes ago. Why? [00:34:33] Speaker B: We got time. [00:34:34] Speaker A: I know we got time. I just think it's a talent doing. What he's doing is he's trying to deflect. [00:34:40] Speaker B: Right. First he was trying to deflect him. [00:34:42] Speaker A: Now trying to get. Fuck you. [00:34:44] Speaker B: He's like, get off my team, too, man. He's still the Patriots, not a patriot. [00:34:49] Speaker A: I actually don't mind because we might get a good draft pick. And now he goes back into it because he has nothing else to do. [00:34:55] Speaker B: I mean, if you want to talk about, we can talk about your little win streak in fantasy. [00:34:58] Speaker A: What did I tell you? I tell you the moment I start winning, I'm not going to lose. But you waited till week nine. Week seven. Week seven. Week seven. [00:35:06] Speaker B: No, you were owing seven. So week eight? [00:35:08] Speaker A: Okay, week eight. Yeah, you're right. [00:35:09] Speaker B: Yeah, so it wasn't week seven, you were owing seven, and then now you won two in a row. [00:35:15] Speaker A: Three. Now three. [00:35:16] Speaker B: Oh, hey, now. Yeah. Okay. And let's be clear. You need. [00:35:22] Speaker A: This is all the wins. [00:35:23] Speaker B: No, there's no way you could make the playoffs. You're fucking trash. [00:35:27] Speaker A: If I went out? No. [00:35:28] Speaker B: Not going to happen. Even if you went out, you're not going to make the playoffs. [00:35:31] Speaker A: If I went out, that means all you all have to take another loss. [00:35:34] Speaker B: No, because you don't play us all. So, again, this is the thing, though. What I was going to say is, and I guess most teams need something like this. But you can't survive without a top quarterback. Like, you don't know how to stream quarterbacks. You don't know how to make it work. It wasn't until you picked up CJ Strout and this motherfucker been going bananas. Bananas. Let's be clear who played us in. [00:36:03] Speaker A: The championship game last. Yeah, he did his thing in that game, bro. Well, it wasn't the championship game. It was the real championship because nobody. [00:36:12] Speaker B: Remembers TCU, and they're not even ranked this year. When we watched them play this year and we were like, after we went bike riding and we were like, oh, yeah, that's who. [00:36:21] Speaker A: Georgia Colorado beat them week one. [00:36:24] Speaker B: I was like. I was like, we played them right. Fuck. I forgot about that game because it was forgettable. [00:36:32] Speaker A: Before we get started with the topics and stuff, I wanted to just give everybody a shout out. First of all, I want to appreciate everybody who's already moved over from the old premium to the new premium. I appreciate that we're having some, I guess, transitional period here where we're going to change our website, and in doing so, we're going to lose our premium system that's on the old website. So if you haven't yet, if you're still on the old system and you do want to maintain your premium subscription, please go to Glow. Glow FM rare rare. And you can sign up for our newest or not our new, but the premium that's going to be supported on the system that's coming. So what's wrong, French? And I was just marking the minute when you started talking about that so I can post that clip. Oh, yeah. Because I was going to play something that's on the premium, but Mac rocked out of the room. So we got to wait on Mac to come back because I want to fortify that with why it's important to join Premium. There's some shows that you don't have access to if you're just listening to the mainstream official joint here. The way it's supposed to work is only the most current 100 shows are showing in the feed. But, man, it's so much work. I got to get on the ball and start, I guess, sending some of these newer shows that are over 100 episodes old. So here's Max back now. So what I wanted to do was I wanted to kind of give you guys just a preview of what you could be hearing if you signed up for our premium right now. This episode is 411. So it's from a while ago, man. We're at what, 790 now we're in the 790. We're almost at 800. So this is a half a show ago since we've been going, but I wanted to give people a taste. I think you'll enjoy this. The views and opinions expressed by the no nonsense show and its host do not necessarily reflect views consistent with political correctness or the Rare Sonnets podcast Network. So to get the show started right, we want to wish any officers of the sensitivity police a heartfelt fuck you. How you guys doing? What the. [00:38:36] Speaker B: Why the fuck are you sounding so gay? [00:38:39] Speaker A: Nigga like you. That's not gay enough. That's not gay enough. No, she got to be way. Come on, sweetheart. Come on. [00:38:46] Speaker B: He said he was a good actor, so let's see. [00:38:48] Speaker A: This is awful acting. You know? Tom Cruise, sir. [00:38:51] Speaker B: Tom Cruise is horrible. [00:38:53] Speaker A: You can't be in the man voice at all for the show. I watch white chicks, and that motherfucker. [00:38:58] Speaker B: Had, you know, Marlon Waynes. You're no Wesley Snipes in Wong Fu J Mac. [00:39:07] Speaker A: I watched white chicks. That motherfucker the Waynes had got out of character. When he saw old girl, he's like, damn, you fine. She said, excuse me, I'm so sorry. You got to muff. I can get your voice like that. French. I mean. Okay, Jason. [00:39:25] Speaker B: You are listening to the no nonsense show. 10% less bullshit than any other podcast, guaranteed. What's the Mexican guy's name that was also in Tu Wong Fu? Leguizamo. [00:39:38] Speaker A: John Legozamo. [00:39:39] Speaker B: Yeah. That's how Gad needs you to get. [00:39:42] Speaker A: I need you to get. I don't remember that movie. You got to go full retard. Yeah. [00:39:47] Speaker B: You got to play that. [00:39:48] Speaker A: You got to sell this shit. And now French. Okay. [00:39:53] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:39:53] Speaker A: So, guys, this morning when I woke up, I listened to some R. Kelly. You did? [00:40:00] Speaker B: You love R. Kelly, don't you? [00:40:01] Speaker A: I love that bump and grind. Because you sound so good. [00:40:04] Speaker B: You ain't got to be breathing in. [00:40:05] Speaker A: The mic like that. You got a dick in your ass. [00:40:12] Speaker B: Jason. Not going to make it through the show if you keep that uP, though. No, nothing wrong with that. [00:40:22] Speaker A: So I was listening to my boy. [00:40:23] Speaker B: Kels, and what makes him. Come on, what do you say? [00:40:28] Speaker A: And he dropped a 19 minutes song today. Did he? A 19 minutes song. Did you feel it? He apologized and everything. [00:40:38] Speaker B: Did he make your nipples hard? [00:40:39] Speaker A: Said that he's dyslexic. He didn't know how to read. That's why he left his publisher. That's why he's broke now, because he signed all his publishing. He said that they set him up when he peed on that girl. He said a lot of things for that 19 minutes song. Did it turn you on? It turned me on to the point where I was like, we got to listen to more twelve play. We have to put that more in the radio. [00:41:05] Speaker B: How does twelve play go? Hold on, Jimmy. When you turn on twelve play, what. [00:41:09] Speaker A: Are you going to do? [00:41:10] Speaker B: With who? [00:41:13] Speaker A: Tall, dark and handsome. That's how I like him. [00:41:15] Speaker B: That's how you like him? [00:41:16] Speaker A: Tall, dark and handsome and well, and down. [00:41:19] Speaker B: Does that matter to you? [00:41:20] Speaker A: No, he did, remember he said he'd rather have. If he was gay, he'd rather have a bigger one. Right? [00:41:25] Speaker B: So I need to hear him say it. [00:41:27] Speaker A: Hey, size do matter. [00:41:30] Speaker B: So you want the bigger thing? [00:41:32] Speaker A: Why not? Are we talking length and girth or just girth or just length? More length. But you need to have that right amount so you want to get your back blowed out. About 72, seven inches, two. Do you want it to be straight over the curve? Do you want a curve or straight curve? Because the curve hit the spot right when it gets. Oh, shit. What the fuck does it hit? [00:42:08] Speaker B: How far in you think your G spot is? [00:42:10] Speaker A: On average, you think it's two inches of four or six inches in, probably three to four. [00:42:16] Speaker B: You deep? [00:42:18] Speaker A: That's why I like him big. I need a man that can handle me. What's your name? [00:42:29] Speaker B: What do they call you? Like, when you go to the club and you give out, like, they ask for your digits? [00:42:34] Speaker A: They call me Black Roxanne. [00:42:38] Speaker B: Anyway, you know what's fucking funny about that? Is that when it first dropped, I thought it was just his first episode that he did. That was his first episode voice. I didn't know he was intentionally trying to. I didn't know that was Black Roxanne. [00:42:53] Speaker A: No, that's Black Roxanne. I can keep playing it. No, I didn't know he introduces Black Roxanne. [00:42:56] Speaker B: Yeah, but I didn't know that was Black Roxanne. I just thought that that was his very first episode, when he was on the show, when people called him out, I thought that was his first, like, his early podcasting voice. No, and I just was like, oh, yeah, that was soft. And then I was like, oh, yeah, he know that's Black Roxanne. And I don't know if there's too much difference between the original that I've heard it. I don't know if there's too much difference between, you know, it was like, hey, man, tell. That ain't gonna talk up, and now this motherfucker be popping mics and shit and breaking mics. [00:43:30] Speaker A: It gets so much worse. I stopped it right there. If you're not a premium subscriber and you want to hear stuff like that, you got to sign up, bro. [00:43:38] Speaker B: Black Rock sand was wild. I mean, he's had some wild shit. [00:43:41] Speaker A: Yeah, that show is nuts. There's a few shows later is the impressed by the cuckold? Yeah, like, four weeks later. He had a period there. He had a run. [00:43:50] Speaker B: He did. [00:43:51] Speaker A: It was definitely a gay run. [00:43:54] Speaker B: Nothing wrong with that. [00:43:56] Speaker A: Yeah, nothing wrong with that, sweetheart. Yeah, it got bad, man. So, yeah, listeners, if you want to check that out, episode 411, French Reggie went full glitard is the name of that episode. That was a good name. Good show title. Yeah, boy. [00:44:12] Speaker B: Yeah, that was wild, man. And I do appreciate the commitment, man. Again, some people got to go on road trips, you know what I mean? In order for that shit to come out. And they'd be like, hey, this is what's going on. You willing to just, like, on the pod? Like, listen, today's the day. I'm finna just let it all hang out. Just like, again, I've been hinting. It reminds me again, know the fucking. Was it the interview with fucking James Franco and Kim Jong Yoo? [00:44:47] Speaker A: Oh, the movie there? [00:44:48] Speaker B: Yeah, where they interviewed Kim Jong Yoo. [00:44:50] Speaker A: Right. [00:44:51] Speaker B: Well, first one, they were interviewing fucking Eminem, and he came out, and he's like, yo, I've been leaving fucking gay. He's like, because I'm gay. And Eminem, I've been leaving fucking gay breadcrumbs. How did y'all not know? I don't get it. I've been saying the most gay shit in all my rats forever. I feel like this nigga been leaving us gay breadcrumbs. [00:45:10] Speaker A: How did you do? Him and Biggie got some crazy gay bars. [00:45:18] Speaker B: Oh, what biggie? [00:45:19] Speaker A: Biggie got a couple of different. He was like, I'll fuck you so good, y'all make your daddy like. He said a bunch of different shit. [00:45:27] Speaker B: Yeah, that was a gay bar. [00:45:30] Speaker A: Somebody looks so good sucking your daddy's dick. Yeah. Don't you know my nigga cut a fucking kidnap kids, dump them, fuck them in the ass, throw them over the bridge. Yeah. [00:45:39] Speaker B: And it's weird, because I was watching something today, and I'm a fucking told another dude, suck my dick. And I'm like, we as dudes got the weirdest flexes. [00:45:47] Speaker A: Suck my dick used to be a fighting word, though. When you used to say that, it used to be an automatic fight. Not today. That doesn't get to me. What are you talking about? Back in the day, you didn't just tell anybody, suck my dick. You want a man to suck your dick out? That doesn't get to me. You're a weirdo. If that bothers you, I think we got to ask more questions. [00:46:05] Speaker B: No. You know who else got some? I mean, if you just think about it, there are a lot of rappers that got gay bars like that. I remember when Dre and Snoop was coming for everybody. My dick in your mouth, right? You got teeth in your mouth, so my dick's got to fit. Like, yo, bro. What? [00:46:24] Speaker A: Talking to a dude. [00:46:25] Speaker B: He was talking about fucking Luke. [00:46:27] Speaker A: Luke, that's right. [00:46:27] Speaker B: He was talking about Luke. But they talked about. What's the name of everybody? I mean, there was a bunch of them. Snoop talking about Holland one eight seven, with my dick in your mouth. Really? [00:46:39] Speaker A: Pause. For real? [00:46:40] Speaker B: For real. I get it. But you got to be real Mike Tyson. You got to commit like Mike Tyson. [00:46:47] Speaker A: Oh, yeah, he went all the way. [00:46:48] Speaker B: Like when Mike Tyson, fuck you till you love mean. And that was scary, though. It didn't seem gay. [00:46:53] Speaker A: I was terrifying. [00:46:54] Speaker B: It seemed very prison like. [00:46:56] Speaker A: Because I don't think you're ever going to like it the way he's going to fuck you. You know what I'm saying? It's not like he's going to be caressing you and rubbing you and kissing. [00:47:02] Speaker B: You if you just got snoop dick in your cheek screaming, one eight seven. [00:47:08] Speaker A: He's skinny, too. [00:47:10] Speaker B: That's just gay. [00:47:12] Speaker A: Run of the mill gay. But if you have a nigga that's going torture you by fucking you until you acquiesce, right? [00:47:18] Speaker B: Until you're like, hey, you know what? This ain't that bad, bro. It's not even that. It's not that bad. It's like, hey, I want more. I love this. [00:47:25] Speaker A: Yeah. But I don't think that's possible, because I don't think he's going to fuck you with care. I don't think he's going to like. Mike Tyson did not seem like he. [00:47:30] Speaker B: Some women don't want to get fucked with Karen. They love it. They love that rush. [00:47:36] Speaker A: Valid point. But I don't think it's a situation where they're like, oh, it hurts. It hurts. Okay. It's okay. Now, I know that's how you feel. Like women are. [00:47:42] Speaker B: Well, all women were that way. Let's be clear. Yeah, because it all hurts. The first time. [00:47:46] Speaker A: They say. [00:47:47] Speaker B: They all say that. The first time was uncomfortably. [00:47:50] Speaker A: People do this if it hurts, because. [00:47:52] Speaker B: Again, I don't think it hurts as bad as, I mean, why do they have babies? They claim that shit hurts. [00:47:58] Speaker A: Painful thing in the world. Jerry's out on whether or not that really hurts. [00:48:01] Speaker B: But I'm just saying there's a lot of that shit where they like, hey, maybe the pussy is supposed to get whooped up on and hurt. I don't know. Because again, the things that, when it happens, they're like, oh, I'll come back and do that again. Like, first time. Oh, that shit hurt. It was uncomfortable, but I want to fuck again. And that's what I'm saying. I think a lot of women, if they would take that same attitude towards anal, and maybe they do. You know what I mean? [00:48:26] Speaker A: Because. [00:48:26] Speaker B: I don't know. Maybe. But I feel like most of them just give up too soon. They feel like I have to fuck, right? This is the way of the world. Vaginal shit is so, yeah, that was uncomfortable the first time, but I hear it gets better. Isn't that the way with all of them? That one chick that you sent me, French Reggie, sends me this video of this fucking street interview, and this girl's like, oh, I get been. I've been doing anal, and I understand why niggas go. [00:48:57] Speaker A: Mean my head. [00:49:00] Speaker B: See, that's exactly what she mean. [00:49:04] Speaker A: It does stand a question. Okay, so if you think that we're wired up to, I guess, satisfy the universe's plan for us, right? You're like, okay, so why does pussy feel good? Oh, because it wants to motivate you to have babies and feel the earth. But then why does anal feel good? [00:49:23] Speaker B: I don't know. See, the jury is still out on me. I don't get that. [00:49:29] Speaker A: So is the reason why pussy feels good is because we're motivated, or is it? [00:49:33] Speaker B: Yes. [00:49:33] Speaker A: Coincidental. Well, if anal feels good, too, then that's coincidental. The anal part is coincidental. But again, if you fuck a girl in her mouth, she never like, oh, my God, that feels so good, deep throat. Nobody's like, oh, that feels so great. But some women prefer anal, right? There's a difference here. It's not just putting your dick in something. It's something about that area that's pleasurable. So is it because it's so close to the pussy? Maybe. [00:50:00] Speaker B: Has anyone ever tried to have a baby that way? [00:50:03] Speaker A: Have a baby? What do you mean you can't? I don't think the tubes hook up. [00:50:12] Speaker B: You can't have a little doodle monster? Like a little doodle baby, if you just keep busting in the booty like. [00:50:17] Speaker A: A train track, you flip that little lever and it opens the ovaries up. [00:50:21] Speaker B: To the asshole, right? The track is like it was facing this way, but now we coming across this way. [00:50:29] Speaker A: Hey, look, though, but seriously, though, why is that possible? Why is it possible for it to be pleasurable there if it's not supposed to go there? [00:50:37] Speaker B: Who says? [00:50:38] Speaker A: Yeah, I don't know if it's pleasurable, bro. That's the thing. [00:50:41] Speaker B: No, there's a whole group of men. [00:50:44] Speaker A: Right, who only have sex. But that shit takes time, though. It's not like it's time. How much time does it take, David? Max said it takes a few minutes. You just got to relax your muscles. It takes time. It's not like, how do you know this? That's why they say they got to prep. Who says all this? Anybody that does anal, male or female fuck, has ever said, you got to prep. And where is it? On the Internet? Look up. Prepping for anal sex. I feel like you got to prep. You can't just go in. How do you just feel that? That don't seem like something you just get. You should prep. I recommend. How do you just guess if that's what you do? I recommend Prep. Do you prep before fucking a pussy? [00:51:22] Speaker B: Wait a minute. [00:51:23] Speaker A: No, because that's God's. God's way, so you don't need to prep. But how do you know it's God's way? Because it feels good. That. And you don't even have to prep like the body's already. No, you tell me you've never laid down with somebody like, ooh, we should have prepped. [00:51:39] Speaker B: Twelve play. [00:51:41] Speaker A: We should have prepped like a motherfucker. Because God damn, your whole day. Your whole day is coming out your pussy. It's this just today. God damn, this smell like something from the mummy. [00:51:54] Speaker B: Yeah, boy, you got to know that there's some prep work. That needs to be done both ways by that. [00:52:00] Speaker A: Your ball. Sometimes. [00:52:03] Speaker B: I remember someone saying that, a motherfucker. Back in the day when people wear the double shorts and the sweats and shit. Pull down the draws and you can smell that shit from across the room. Like, damn, that's too much. Right? You got to prep. [00:52:16] Speaker A: So did you look it up? Prepping for anal. People prep for anal all the time. Why do you say this? They also do, okay, preparing for anal play is important because when you know the ins and outs of butt pleasure. And are more prepared. This leads to more confidence and overall satisfaction. Confidence because that's what I'm saying. If you don't prep, you might have some shit in there. That's what I'm saying. That fucks up the vibes. [00:52:37] Speaker B: What if you're just naturally confident, but. [00:52:39] Speaker A: If the shit is in there because you didn't prep, you got blind confidence, you got a shitty ass. [00:52:44] Speaker B: You're just like, I'm confident regardless. I don't need no fucking. [00:52:48] Speaker A: They even said, plus there's a poop factor, which can be a bit messy if you don't follow proper hygiene beforehand. What's the source, man? What are we doing? [00:52:56] Speaker B: Bit messy. [00:52:57] Speaker A: Yeah. This is a psycho. [00:52:59] Speaker B: Love, honey, you sent me some shit. [00:53:00] Speaker A: Love, honey, did you send it to me? [00:53:02] Speaker B: Or was it the word? [00:53:03] Speaker A: The girl that does that? [00:53:04] Speaker B: Yeah, she's talking about motherfuckers with shitting and they using it for lube. [00:53:08] Speaker A: It's called scapping. Scapping. Wow. It's like when a girl gets pretty much. It's like femme dumb. [00:53:16] Speaker B: She says they were eating it out of her ass. [00:53:19] Speaker A: Yeah. So she sits somewhere and then she shits. And then the guy is just catching all the shit and then eating it, jacking off with it and all that. Is it shit? Yeah, her shit. Don't believe it, bro. [00:53:30] Speaker B: Listen, when my dog, I slap the shit out of my dog when he fucking picks up a piece of poop from random shit, cat poop or something like that, he wants to eat it. [00:53:39] Speaker A: Why are you always abusing animals? [00:53:40] Speaker B: No, man, you're not going to eat because you know how fucking bad that is. [00:53:44] Speaker A: How bad is it? [00:53:45] Speaker B: You can get all kind of intestinal shit from, like, worms, heartworms. [00:53:48] Speaker A: Dogs can, yes. Why don't you just take them to the fucking vet and give them a pill so you don't have to worry about any? [00:53:52] Speaker B: No. How about I just knock that shit out their mouth? [00:53:55] Speaker A: Do you give your dog, like, the parvo shot and all that stuff? Yeah. Okay. But I'm just going to be fine. [00:53:59] Speaker B: I'm just going to smack that shit out their mouth. [00:54:00] Speaker A: So you got to touch the shit, too? [00:54:02] Speaker B: No, their mouth. [00:54:03] Speaker A: Their mouth and the mouth. [00:54:04] Speaker B: Lets rush like an MMA match. [00:54:07] Speaker A: Hope they bite you sometimes. Listen, I'm saying, what if you came and slapped your dinner out your mouth? Dogs eat shit, bro. That's part of a dog. [00:54:15] Speaker B: No, puppies? No, I have adult dogs that try to. And it's not other dog shit. It's usually like some random animal shit and they'll be just scurrying and digging and I'm like, oh, what are you digging for? And the next thing I know, they got something in their mouth. It may not even be shit, but guess what we don't do. I feed you. I pay too much for this dog food. [00:54:36] Speaker A: No, you don't. [00:54:37] Speaker B: Yes, I do. [00:54:37] Speaker A: No, you don't. You'd be buying the cheapest dog food. [00:54:39] Speaker B: I bet I don't. [00:54:40] Speaker A: Tractor supply. [00:54:41] Speaker B: I bet I don't. [00:54:42] Speaker A: You tried to give me some tractor supply. [00:54:43] Speaker B: Dog food, tractor supply. Got fucking expensive dog food. [00:54:46] Speaker A: I just want to know how French Reggie was able to access this prepping shit so quickly. He didn't even type. Nothing in the phone. He just picked it up and opened it. I did type. Mac. Mac. Am I wrong? [00:54:58] Speaker B: No. He didn't hit no buttons. I think he had that tab. That was a tab that was already open. [00:55:04] Speaker A: Bookmark, bro. It was. No way he typed all that in so quickly. Because the first time I asked him, he didn't do shit. The second time I asked me, he immediately. That's crazy, man. So you got to prep before anal. Got you. It's recommended. I've never recommended. But see, again, I've never asked my woman to prep. I don't know. [00:55:21] Speaker B: It's not, though, because again, listen to the one that he sent me. The first one, not the scatten one where they're just eating the shit. Right? [00:55:28] Speaker A: Yeah. And playing scap or scat. [00:55:30] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:55:30] Speaker A: Scapping again. I've never heard of it. [00:55:33] Speaker B: I'm just testing him because I just want to make sure he puts his expertise. He's our subject matter expert. [00:55:38] Speaker A: I've never heard of that. I've heard the word scat. I've never heard the word sCap. [00:55:42] Speaker B: Right? And I think Scat is like poop, right? [00:55:46] Speaker A: Yeah, I think that's what. Maybe I said it wrong. [00:55:52] Speaker B: The other one, though, the one that chick that said that she understands why dudes go gay. Yeah, because she'd been doing anal and. [00:55:59] Speaker A: She likes it better, bro. [00:56:00] Speaker B: And then she start talking about ATM. [00:56:03] Speaker A: Ask to mouth. Scatting. Scatting. That's exactly what it's called. [00:56:06] Speaker B: Yeah, ass to mouth. And she's like, yo, I love that. [00:56:10] Speaker A: She's like, what does she love it. What do you love about it? [00:56:12] Speaker B: She said it tastes like pumpkin. [00:56:14] Speaker A: Pumpkin. Who loves pumpkin pie? [00:56:16] Speaker B: Yeah, pumpkin pie is our. [00:56:17] Speaker A: You eat pumpkin pie? [00:56:19] Speaker B: It tastes like sweet potato, bro. Don't front. Don't front. [00:56:21] Speaker A: I don't eat sweet potatoes. I've never had a sweet potato, pumpkin. [00:56:23] Speaker B: Pie and sweet potato pie into my. [00:56:24] Speaker A: I've never had either pumpkin nor sweet potato. [00:56:26] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm not a big pumpkin latte type nigga or a pumpkin donut type. [00:56:31] Speaker A: It's kind of sweet. [00:56:32] Speaker B: What, pumpkin? Yeah, pumpkin is kind of sweet. Yeah. I mean, I think they add something maybe condensed sugar. Yeah, something to it. But she was like, yo, my shit tastes good. [00:56:43] Speaker A: Her shit tastes good. [00:56:44] Speaker B: Her shit, when she go ATM often, dick. She like, that shit tastes good. [00:56:49] Speaker A: I would assume, based off the way shit smells, that it doesn't taste good. [00:56:54] Speaker B: You can't do that because French cuisine, there's a lot of things that don't taste or smell good. [00:56:59] Speaker A: Tell you what, broccoli. When you walk in our house and cooking broccoli, you're like, what the fuck? [00:57:04] Speaker B: Brussels sprouts. [00:57:04] Speaker A: Broccoli is good. So let's try shit. I'm good. [00:57:08] Speaker B: Brussels sprouts don't smell like I offered you some broccoli. [00:57:10] Speaker A: You eat even if it smelled like broccoli in the house, right? Broccoli and shit is two different ball games. Wow. They both stink. [00:57:19] Speaker B: When you first walked into that broccoli smell, you wasn't like. [00:57:23] Speaker A: You're like, oh, damn, I want some broccoli. You're like, what the shit smell like? Shit smell. You want to remove yourself? [00:57:28] Speaker B: Not all of it. Not all of it. Every shit stank like sewer. [00:57:33] Speaker A: Not every, but most. If you're eating clean like you said. [00:57:36] Speaker B: Your girl ain't never farted. And it was just like, that's not bad. [00:57:39] Speaker A: By the way, I thought about you the other day when I was pissing French. [00:57:43] Speaker B: Why? [00:57:44] Speaker A: Because you was in the bathroom. Because I was talking about being in the bathroom for a long time. No, that's why I said that I thought about you the other night, man. Because what? I don't know. The last show, I was like, no, I didn't forget. [00:57:56] Speaker B: I just don't know the connection of what that meant to what you said. [00:58:00] Speaker A: Because you said you was pissing and he said you thought about me, but. [00:58:03] Speaker B: You were talking about shitting. So that doesn't make it okay. Anyways, go ahead. [00:58:06] Speaker A: So anyway, it was dark because it was at nighttime and I lifted the toilet seat up or whatever. I was peeing. I was leaning forward, like, looking down in the toilet even though I couldn't see. All of a sudden, a teensy weency little drop of pee somehow made it up to my lip. I don't even have any fucking idea how. I have no idea. The stars align. Maybe it was a hard pee. [00:58:30] Speaker B: Wait a minute. I missed that. [00:58:32] Speaker A: Okay. Are you aiming down. There's no way the peeking comes. I was thinking about French because it was dark in the bathroom. It was late at night, and I went in there to pee. And I guess it was a lot of pee off. Like a strong stream, right? Some kind of way. I was looking forward and looking down, and a little, teensy little bit of pee jumped up and hit my lip. [00:58:48] Speaker B: So it was like it bounced. Okay. Yeah. [00:58:52] Speaker A: And guess what? The very first thing I did was wipe your mouth. I just wiped my mouth off. I didn't consider tasting it. I didn't think about, oh, my gosh. Because you probably tasted pee already. That's. What are the chances? What are the chances? No, I just wiped it off. [00:59:09] Speaker B: Why would you assume that he's already tasted pee? [00:59:11] Speaker A: Most people have if they had a childhood or they wanted to be like, a. [00:59:18] Speaker B: Mean again. I know where you grew up and you be claiming, like, American shit, but most of us in America didn't grow up tasting pee. I don't know where you get that kind of a nonsensical thought from, like, most people in know throughout their childhood, at some point tasted pee. And why would that happen? [00:59:38] Speaker A: Never did. [00:59:39] Speaker B: Why would that? [00:59:39] Speaker A: Curiosity. [00:59:40] Speaker B: Curiosity. [00:59:41] Speaker A: So how much of your own pee have you drank? I was trying to be like Pacquiao, you said, because there was a moment, I was trying to be like Pacquiao. How much, man? Like a shot? [00:59:55] Speaker B: I don't know. [00:59:56] Speaker A: He drank a shot. Like a shot. [00:59:58] Speaker B: I don't even know what this Pacquiao. [01:00:00] Speaker A: Because Pacquiao, when he was training for boxing, he said one of the things he used to do was drink his own piss. And I give him, like, I don't know if it's a truth behind it, but there's practice in that. This is the motivation you went with? There was a time I had a little phase when I was a teenager, and I was in there. I tried that shit. So how many times? I took a shot? [01:00:19] Speaker B: You see the difference? He backed that shit up quick. That nigga said I was into that, man. I tried it. [01:00:24] Speaker A: So how many times did you take a shot? I couldn't drink my own pissEs. [01:00:27] Speaker B: Blow me. [01:00:28] Speaker A: But I took a shot. I did it. One time. I did it. What were you into during that period then? I was just trying to get, like, in shape. Super. And you thought that your urine would do it? I was in that wormhole of. Was it salty? Sweet? What was it? It was normal. It wasn't normal. It was hot. It was more hot than anything. It was more hot? Yeah, it was probably about 98.6. I don't remember if it was salty or sweet. I just remember it was hot. But how do you know you couldn't finish it then? I'll just say I couldn't continue. [01:00:58] Speaker B: It was a shot. [01:01:01] Speaker A: So you swallowed the first one whole? Yeah, after that, I didn't continue doing it. It wasn't in a shot glass. It was in a regular glass. It was in a little red party cup. Oh, so it could have been more than a shot. It was a shot amount. Okay, so you went to the bathroom, took a cup with you, you put a little piss in the cup, and then put the rest in the toilet. Yeah. Who witnessed this? [01:01:23] Speaker B: I don't think you need witnesses. This is one of those things, like, you want to admit to a murder, and there's like, yeah, who was there? Niggas don't admit to murder. I just believe you. If you willing to go to jail for this shit on the trial, if you say, and I did it, I'm going to believe you did it. You can tell me where the body's at. That's good enough for me. [01:01:43] Speaker A: Well, but this further concretizes my opinion, though, because I was thinking to myself that night, I was like, I wonder what French would have done. That's what I thought of him. [01:01:51] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:01:53] Speaker A: I didn't even consider. [01:01:54] Speaker B: He already did. [01:01:55] Speaker A: No, but look, though, Mac, I didn't even consider licking it to see what I was missing. I didn't even consider it. [01:02:01] Speaker B: He probably would be like, that's not enough. [01:02:06] Speaker A: I don't even think there was any time. I know there had to been some time. It didn't feel like there was any microseconds, nanoseconds or nothing between when it happened and when I wiped off my lip. [01:02:14] Speaker B: Are you trying to look up the beneficial fix of drinking your own pee? Is that what you try to get the Internet to co sign on this? [01:02:19] Speaker A: No, I don't want the Internet to co sign for it. But I'm just saying there is a wave of people that do that. That's what I'm a wave of people. [01:02:29] Speaker B: You named one person. [01:02:30] Speaker A: That was the most famous person I could think of that people can recognize that. [01:02:35] Speaker B: I remember the wave of people eating raw eggs. [01:02:40] Speaker A: I remember that. [01:02:41] Speaker B: Yeah. That was, like, supposed to be a nutritional thing. [01:02:44] Speaker A: Those people are part of that same group. [01:02:46] Speaker B: Nah, my G. No. [01:02:47] Speaker A: A lot of boxes not eating a. [01:02:51] Speaker B: Raw egg and drinking. [01:02:52] Speaker A: But I'm saying the people that tends to do the raw egg shit will probably attempt to do the urine shit. [01:02:58] Speaker B: I'm going to say how many? [01:03:00] Speaker A: Do the semen thing, too. The semen thing, that was just me wanting to know what it tastes like. I was just curious on what are the girls? You just seem like the kind of guy who tries to try stuff. I'll try things one time. If it's not gay, okay? Come on, gay man. But if it's on my own shit, I don't look at it as gay. It only becomes gay when it's another man. Okay, so if it's my shit, it's not gay. It's me. And me. It's nobody else. Jamie Mac. What? [01:03:28] Speaker B: You looking at the Internet? Because again, I think that if you just. This is the thing I don't understand. You ain't seen water world. You don't just drink your op straight from the fountain. [01:03:44] Speaker A: I understand that. I don't recommend people to do it, but I just. Of course, when I was 14, I got caught up in that water world was out then. [01:03:51] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:03:51] Speaker A: I don't understand. [01:03:53] Speaker B: You have to distill. Again, the Internet says this right source is WebMD, which you got to take that for a grain of salt. But anyways, urine is a potent combination of salts and chemicals that your body is attempting to remove. These chemicals can cause significant health problems if you consume them. Like, who doesn't know that? Again, the same reason why you don't eat poop is the same reason you don't drink pee. [01:04:20] Speaker A: Basically. It's like this, right? You go to a water plant. What goes into a water plant is everybody's shit. Pee, laundry water, hot dog water, bathtub water, street sewage water. All that goes into the plant. Right. It creates waste from it, filters it out. Right. The good water goes back into our drinking system. The filtered wastewater goes to who knows where. That's like drinking that. It's like eating that. What if you already eating a good diet? Because I think the exercise, people that really do that shit, I don't recommend. [01:04:56] Speaker B: So they're just peeing water. [01:04:58] Speaker A: I'm not saying it's a thing to do. Just. [01:05:00] Speaker B: How about drink water? [01:05:01] Speaker A: French? [01:05:01] Speaker B: Listen, like, what the fuck? [01:05:03] Speaker A: At the water plant, good water goes there, too. It's not just only bad water. Good water goes there, too. And good water also gets filtered. There's some waste to good water. [01:05:12] Speaker B: Parasites. [01:05:13] Speaker A: And that's what you're drinking when you drink pee. Yeah, I wouldn't recommend that as. But I did try it. Yeah, I would try most things once. If it's not gay, why do you keep putting that in there? What if it's not gay, because I know you all too, because you all would go and start saying, would you try some shit? Okay. Some shit would be some gay shit. Well, see, now we have to define what gay is to you. [01:05:36] Speaker B: Right? [01:05:37] Speaker A: Okay. Gay is anything relating with another man. Okay, so your girl doing anything? That's fine to me. Yeah, it's fine. [01:05:44] Speaker B: What about a woman with tits and a dick? What does that fall? [01:05:48] Speaker A: So it becomes a man. That's the best of both worlds. Yeah, it is the best of both worlds in a sense, but to me, it's still gay. [01:05:54] Speaker B: You can't say that and then say. [01:05:56] Speaker A: That you're gay because it's both worlds. So both worlds is gay and straight. So it's still gay because gay is included. [01:06:02] Speaker B: But you're saying the best, it's two worlds. [01:06:05] Speaker A: You get both of them at the same time. [01:06:09] Speaker B: What are them? What do you mean of them? [01:06:10] Speaker A: You get the gay world. In the straight world, she got titties in a dick. You're getting both of those things. So we get it at the same time. Could you say no to that? But is gay still included? [01:06:21] Speaker B: I've interacted with many people that have listened to the show about that comment. Nobody understands what you're talking about. I think you've said it many times. But again, the fact that you're calling it the best of both worlds. [01:06:35] Speaker A: Yeah, so this is what I mean. [01:06:37] Speaker B: Might be gay. [01:06:38] Speaker A: No, I'm saying if you are a. [01:06:40] Speaker B: Person, because a hetero dude doesn't want to see no dick on some tits. Nah, that ain't the best of nothing. That's just ruined. You just fucked it up again. I saw the titties and I was like, god damn. [01:06:53] Speaker A: So that's not the best of straight world, but if you are a person. [01:06:57] Speaker B: Exactly. No, you can stop right there. You proved my point. [01:07:00] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. [01:07:01] Speaker B: You proved my point. You're right. [01:07:02] Speaker A: But both worlds, if you are into both worlds, that's the best combination. I'm not into both worlds, but I can understand if somebody's into that. That's the best combination. Imagine if you buy and then you got a girl, but you also got a dude. [01:07:18] Speaker B: Okay, OJ. [01:07:18] Speaker A: So that's perfect for a buy person. Who is it bad for? [01:07:21] Speaker B: I didn't kill, but if. I mean, that's really like that OJ. No, I didn't do it, but if I would have, this is what I would be. Wasn't me. I'm not into slitting throats and shit, but if I was. [01:07:36] Speaker A: What Mac is trying to say is, if you're going to use Best of both worlds, it's got to be kind of good for a straight guy. It is the best for some straight guys that I don't know. I said, who's it the worst for? You said a straight guy. I'm like, well, how if it's the best of both worlds, it's not the mediocre of both worlds. So it could be okay for some straight guys. Try to try it and see. I don't need to try that one. Okay. There's certain things I don't need to try. Okay, Jamie. Mac, why are you looking at me. [01:08:02] Speaker B: Like, I don't know, man. If I was a detective, you'd be my number one suspect. [01:08:06] Speaker A: For real, bro. Sus it out. I would only cross reference you and gay shit. Like, I wouldn't even look at anything that's heterosexual at all anymore. Whenever I'm doing my cross reference checks, I'm like, add gay into the filter and then run it again every single time. I guarantee I get hits. I would get so many hits every time I did that. [01:08:25] Speaker B: You said you would try anything. Have you tried chitlins? [01:08:29] Speaker A: The food? [01:08:30] Speaker B: I mean, is there another chitlin? [01:08:32] Speaker A: Yeah, I think I've ate that before. I don't remember, but I think I did. [01:08:36] Speaker B: So again, you remember some of the weird shit, but not. That's definitely not gay. Chitlins is not gay at all. [01:08:43] Speaker A: But you remember if it's a male pig? [01:08:47] Speaker B: No, it's just intestine. [01:08:49] Speaker A: But you're eating his ass. Nutrition. [01:08:51] Speaker B: It's just intestine. It's not the ass. [01:08:54] Speaker A: Pig ass. You're eating the pre ass. That's what that is. That's pig Prius. [01:09:03] Speaker B: But I feel like, again, you ain't got to the booty yet. [01:09:07] Speaker A: But it's the developmental. It's where everything gets cooked up. I don't think you can booty. Can you cook the booty? [01:09:13] Speaker B: Oh, they fruited to the tutor. Listen. From down, slaves cooked it all. I guarantee they fucking made it taste good, too. From rooted to the tutor. [01:09:25] Speaker A: Delicious. [01:09:26] Speaker B: This pig ass is good. Smothered pig ass. [01:09:31] Speaker A: Flaming hot pig ass with some hot sauce. [01:09:34] Speaker B: Just put some hot sauce on it again. [01:09:36] Speaker A: Tastes just like tongue. [01:09:38] Speaker B: And it's funny because people, us as a culture, we will put hot sauce in everything. And that's just what kind of. We mask shit. And it just makes it taste good. [01:09:47] Speaker A: Right? [01:09:48] Speaker B: Like I posted the other day in the slack movie salad, which was popcorn with Eminems and shit like that in it, right? Yeah. Shit's good, though. If you never had it, you throw some fucking lays in there, too. On top of that. That shit is bomb. Fucking Montoya is like, all you need is some hot sauce. I'm like, Eminems, right? [01:10:13] Speaker A: Flaming hot Eminems, right? [01:10:16] Speaker B: I'm just like, you didn't need no hot sauce on this because, again, anytime you put. I've put hot sauce on just regular popcorn. It shrinks it. Like, that liquid makes it soggy. It's just not a good thing. [01:10:26] Speaker A: No, I like hot sauce on popcorn. [01:10:28] Speaker B: I mean, to me, it's just. [01:10:29] Speaker A: But it's a Texas thing. The person who showed me that is from Texas. And now that Montoria said it, too. Yeah, I never had that. I'm going to try it next time I eat popcorn. [01:10:37] Speaker B: See, now you're just trying to try straight shit. Just to try to balance it out. You're like, oh, hey, that's straight. Let me try that. [01:10:47] Speaker A: Meryl you chose. [01:10:48] Speaker B: That's straight. That doesn't sound gay. I'll try that, too. See, like, I Just try anything. [01:10:52] Speaker A: Guys, we know the real you. [01:10:58] Speaker B: I didn't really know that. Again, you took a shot of your own urine. And you know what? I appreciate the fact that you're willing to tell everybody that, because, again, there are certain things I feel like. You put peanut butter on your pussy, and then you let the dog eat it, right? You take that to your grave. You don't come out and be like, yeah, I put peanut butter on my dick. [01:11:21] Speaker A: Did that. [01:11:22] Speaker B: Yeah. I'm sure there's girls out there that have done that. [01:11:24] Speaker A: I feel like you. [01:11:26] Speaker B: What do you mean? What part of the peanut butter or the dog? [01:11:28] Speaker A: The dog licking the pussy. You let a dog lick your wound? Yeah, but I just feel. No way. That's weird, man. No, I'm just talking about a girl. Like, she can't get ahead from a regular nigga. She got to get it from a dog. Did you get a doctor to see about your wound? It's just a little scrape. And that's what she's like. Just a little. [01:11:46] Speaker B: I mean, again, it's almost like jacking off. I got to get someone else involved. I got to get this motherfucking. Then I got to give him the pussy afterwards. Fido just want to fucking get this peanut butter. [01:11:56] Speaker A: Butter. [01:11:57] Speaker B: He just want the peanut butter on it. [01:11:59] Speaker A: Win win. [01:11:59] Speaker B: It's quid pro quo, right? He get the peanut butter, I get my nut. Like, we good? And you know what? No one's the wiser. This nigga's not going to tell nobody. Niggas be in the street spreading all the business. I bent her over this way. I did this. [01:12:16] Speaker A: Darn. [01:12:16] Speaker B: You'll tell that Lassie ain't Finna say shit. [01:12:18] Speaker A: Worst problem you'll have is amount of peanut butter. But you could always go to Costco, right? You know what I'm saying? And get you like six peanut butters at once and be fucking licking all night. Yeah, that's something you think to the great man. [01:12:31] Speaker B: What are you talking about? [01:12:31] Speaker A: You just told us you lick nut and pee. But that's self inflicted shit. Care about that small detail, right? [01:12:40] Speaker B: So is a fucking self inflicted peanut butter. She's self inflicted that peanut butter on her pussy and it's her dog, right? So again, is that a dog abuse? [01:12:49] Speaker A: Yeah, I think so. In a Sense it is not in a sense. I think 100% of people who have sex with animals, that's animal abuse. [01:12:57] Speaker B: I watched this one thing where the girl, she was coaxing a dog to fuck her and straddle her. She was trying to be in the position like, nigga, come on back. Yeah, hop on. And then it was a German shepherd and that nigga jumped on. So again, I mean, you wouldn't go to a donkey show? [01:13:15] Speaker A: I would not go again. [01:13:17] Speaker B: See, that's what I'm saying. [01:13:20] Speaker A: You only just see that one time. [01:13:22] Speaker B: But again, so would you go to a donkey show for a dress? [01:13:24] Speaker A: Can you define a donkey show? For. [01:13:25] Speaker B: A donkey show is where there's a woman that has sex with a fucking donkey for everybody in the club, for everybody's amusement. [01:13:33] Speaker A: That's some sex trafficking shit for sure. What, who's trafficked the donkey or the woman? Both. Definitely the woman, though, because there's no way you're just that broke and that's what you end up doing because you can do so many other things. [01:13:44] Speaker B: Prior, I think you're just so, again, you always talk about like, oh, it's been like this since Reagan or your level of experience is still shallow. I feel like you haven't run across that chick. [01:13:58] Speaker A: You could just be a regular hoe. You don't have to go fuck the donkey, nigga. [01:14:03] Speaker B: At some point you're tired of niggas just like fucking. At some point, Eddie Murphy got tired of pussy and he was like, listen, I'm going to pick up this tranny. [01:14:12] Speaker A: So that's best of both worlds though, right? [01:14:13] Speaker B: No, listen, that's to you and that's between you and that's you and what's the name of feeling that way. All I'm saying is that she might be like, I'm tired of little dicks. Even the biggest fucking fucking human dick that I get ain't doing it no more. [01:14:26] Speaker A: Where do they have those shits at? Mexico? I feel like TJ. Yeah. I feel like that's growth though, right? If you were just a regular ho, you know what I'm saying? You turn tables. How many fucks can you get in a day if you're a regular ho? Honestly, where your pussy is not worn out and you know what I'm saying? How many fucks could you? [01:14:46] Speaker B: I've seen a documentary. I think this ho said was twelve. [01:14:49] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:14:50] Speaker B: I think she was like into the twelve to 15 a day. [01:14:52] Speaker A: Where did I see that? Twelve different donkeys? [01:14:54] Speaker B: No, this is just regular niggas. It was like LA. They were going to these different cities, interviewing street walkers. [01:15:02] Speaker A: So I put it like this, right? If you do the donkey show, though, it's like, maybe. [01:15:10] Speaker B: I don't know. [01:15:10] Speaker A: If you do it two times a day, they might give you like four or $500 or something. I don't know. [01:15:15] Speaker B: I'm going to be honest with you, and you can call me weird or not. One of the most amazing videos that I've ever seen was this ho sucking off a donkey. [01:15:22] Speaker A: One of the most amazing videos it was. And where we sort have to do. [01:15:25] Speaker B: With you, I don't know. Again, I don't need to judge me if you want, but when I tell you this donkey came in his whole mouth, and the amount of sperm that she ended up, it was like an automatic involuntary vomiting. I felt like her stomach. If she didn't throw it up, it was going to explode. It was going to explode. It was so much that came out of her mouth. [01:15:50] Speaker A: Another God mistake. [01:15:51] Speaker B: Why? [01:15:52] Speaker A: Because donkeys can't have kids. So it's another God mistake. I thought they could have kids with other donkeys. I think that. [01:16:00] Speaker B: How do donkeys. How do you get a little donkey? [01:16:03] Speaker A: A donkey is a horse. [01:16:05] Speaker B: A midget horse. [01:16:06] Speaker A: What is that shit? Isn't it like a horse and a mule? [01:16:10] Speaker B: Mule. [01:16:10] Speaker A: That's what I'm thinking. A mule can't have kids. [01:16:12] Speaker B: Okay, what's the difference? I don't know. Border. [01:16:15] Speaker A: A donkey has sex with a male donkey, has sex with a female horse, is a mule, and it can't have any more kids. Okay. [01:16:21] Speaker B: But if a donkey fucks a female donkey, I think you can just have regular donkeys. [01:16:26] Speaker A: Or if you fucks a human mouth. [01:16:28] Speaker B: You can have man, so much. And I was just like, yo, that was. [01:16:33] Speaker A: We got a chance, y'all. We got, like 45 minutes. Let's try to get this into some topics or something. We still got a shot. [01:16:39] Speaker B: Okay. Yeah. Jamie Mac, bro, listen, we needed to know that you fucking drink your own piss, bro. That was worthy. Whatever the fuck that was enough, dude. The fact that we know that that was a phase you went through. [01:16:56] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:16:56] Speaker B: That was something you were into. And you could blame Pacquiao if he again, like, that's a Third world, nigga. Like that. Maybe that's what we like. He from the Third World. [01:17:06] Speaker A: I'm from the Third World, right? [01:17:07] Speaker B: Like, fuck that, bro. Like, Americans, we don't do that. The fact that you said most kids. [01:17:12] Speaker A: Maybe Jack Lalaine or somebody, most kids have experienced that. [01:17:16] Speaker B: Like what? That's a statement in itself. That's like, people are going to go like, what the fuck French Reggie talking about? [01:17:22] Speaker A: What were you and your friend group doing? See, that's that kind of friend group. I think y'all tried shit, man. I think I tried a whole bunch of crazy shit before you knew it was gay, right? [01:17:32] Speaker B: Like, he didn't know that was gay. [01:17:34] Speaker A: Oh, that's gay shit. Okay. We can't do that no more. Don't do that no more. I'm just saying maybe I'm wrong. [01:17:46] Speaker B: Okay? All right, so let me ask you a question, Monicas. Let me ask you a question. How often do you see someone doing some shit and you'd be like, fucking, I can't stand that. Don't do that. That irritates the shit out of me. And then only to realize, like, wait a minute, I might do that. And I don't want you to go gay French Reggie. I'm not talking about, like, you saw somebody fucking finger banging an asshole, and you'd be like, oh, that's fucking gay. Wait a minute. I do that. [01:18:22] Speaker A: This whole episode, it was my fault because I played that clip and derailed everything. [01:18:30] Speaker B: Black Rex I should have did at. [01:18:31] Speaker A: The end of the show. I should have convinced people to join the premium at the end of the show, not at the beginning of the show, because now the whole show is about how gay French Reggie is. And we hadn't talked about how gay he's been in a long time. [01:18:41] Speaker B: No, I think that he hasn't talked about it. I think the listeners have talked about it because they've been asking me, like, the ones that I've listened to. Again, the reason I brought it up last show is because Pac asked me. He's like, oh, is he all the way out now? And I'm like, I don't know, bro. [01:18:55] Speaker A: Where are you as far as out? What percent? I'm not gay at all, but what percent are you out? [01:19:00] Speaker B: Because, again, 0%. Okay, let's just take the word gay out of it. [01:19:04] Speaker A: Okay. [01:19:04] Speaker B: Let's just say feminine. Open. Open to right to the thing. [01:19:09] Speaker A: Open to. Just open to colon. [01:19:13] Speaker B: How far are you open? [01:19:14] Speaker A: I'm 50% open minded. Okay. That's pretty fucking open. [01:19:18] Speaker B: Yeah, that's halfway open. [01:19:20] Speaker A: My dogs can get in and out of that door. [01:19:23] Speaker B: I wouldn't say that's gaping, but I. [01:19:26] Speaker A: Wouldn'T say Mike Tyson could get in that door. But most humans could get through that door. [01:19:29] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:19:31] Speaker A: Dicks aren't that big. A dick can definitely get through that door. [01:19:35] Speaker B: That's pretty open. That's growth. Okay. When we started the show, how far out or open were you? [01:19:43] Speaker A: I would say 80. I think he's gotten less. [01:19:46] Speaker B: You think he's fucking regressed? [01:19:47] Speaker A: When we first started this show, he was willing to die for niggas. I don't think that's the case anymore. [01:19:52] Speaker B: So again, let's be clear. When's the last time you were doing FaceTime half naked with other men? [01:19:58] Speaker A: I haven't exactly. [01:19:59] Speaker B: See, you're right. [01:20:01] Speaker A: We clean that shit up. What is that shit called where you send your kid to gay training? [01:20:05] Speaker B: What is it, the camps? Nobody said anything. [01:20:12] Speaker A: You don't say? No. [01:20:13] Speaker B: Oh, it's gay reversal? [01:20:16] Speaker A: No, gay. Trans. Conversion therapy. Yeah, I think we've been his conversion therapy. He came here 80% smoking, Flamingot voice was real, and now he's lost his flamboyance. [01:20:26] Speaker B: He had a little Michael Jackson voice. [01:20:28] Speaker A: When he started, and then you bleached his skin and everything, so, yeah, I think he's more hetero now. We've helped him out, and that's good, man. You need positive male role models around you. You know what I'm saying? They can show you how he grew. [01:20:41] Speaker B: Up with his sisters. Like he was raised by a bunch of women. [01:20:43] Speaker A: His dad was another country, right? All he had was his sisters and the kidnappers. That's the only people he came in contact with. [01:20:52] Speaker B: And the goat. [01:20:52] Speaker A: And the goat, man. So what was your question back? He's ready to move on. [01:21:01] Speaker B: I do love it, though, man. Fredrigie, listen, man, right again. But it's only after openly throwing it out there he puts himself on the railroad tracks. [01:21:14] Speaker A: The thing about Y'all is that's an American thing. [01:21:18] Speaker B: Okay? What's an American talk about it. It's not drinking pee. [01:21:22] Speaker A: The fact that anything that's not macho can be synonymous to gay. Because even when I was in Europe. [01:21:28] Speaker B: Now Mexicans be that way more than Americans. Let's be clear that. And they be gay, or they be gay like you, though. But they'd be professing that machismo. But having sex in the bushes, I've seen it on an episode of Cops. [01:21:39] Speaker A: Because, you know, when I was gay, shit. You see in Europe that you're going to try to justify. It's not that I saw, like, gay shit, but the men were much more like. I saw more men hugging each other. You want to hug Mac, right? Like cheeks. Italian shit. It's culture. But it's like I was like, damn. These type of things would never happen in America. Because in America, especially black culture, in America, we are so close to point out, hey, that looks gay. That we just won't ever get that far. And what's wrong with that? It's just a good observation. [01:22:15] Speaker B: You would prefer to have men kiss you? [01:22:18] Speaker A: I would prefer men being comfortable to give each other a kiss if they don't have no problem. If they want, don't. How much do you want to kiss men? Let's just get to the bottom of this shit. How bad do you want to kiss men? How bad do you want your friendly interactions to end with? No, but the thing is, when I was in Europe and I saw that, it didn't phase me, but I know in America. [01:22:42] Speaker B: Did you partake? [01:22:43] Speaker A: No. And I know in America, if a bunch of dudes did that, it would faze a lot of Americans. The problem with your presentation is that you started out by saying, I noticed that over there they do things, and it's this way, but back home, and you said that in a positive light. And you said back home, in a negative light. Like, back home, I know that they will be like, oh, this is gay. It's almost like you're saying, I agree more with the European people. For sure. I do agree more with, and I ask you, how bad do you want to kiss a man? Like, 0%. It's not that bad. I want to kiss a man. How bad do you want to share intimate things with men? I just feel like men should be able to be more intimate in the US. How bad compared to other parts in the world that they are? That's all I'm saying. I feel like men in America don't really have a safe space to be. [01:23:31] Speaker B: They do. It's just called bulldogs. You could be as intimate as you want, bro. Just go be with your mean, but don't be pushing your pelvis up on me, trying to kiss my cheek. Nigga, like, back that shit up. [01:23:45] Speaker A: Give me a hug and kiss on both sides. I think if they're trying to do all that to you when you're not activated, that's too much. So first you give men hugs. If a man need a hug, yeah, I'll give. Do you give men hugs, yes or no? Yeah. [01:23:55] Speaker B: From what men? [01:23:56] Speaker A: Bumper to bumper or side to side hug? Side to side. Okay. [01:23:59] Speaker B: Is it the bro hug where you smack hands first and then pull it in? [01:24:02] Speaker A: Yeah, mostly. That's not really a hug. [01:24:03] Speaker B: That's not a hug? [01:24:04] Speaker A: Yeah, you let go of that hand. [01:24:05] Speaker B: And just with two hands, right? [01:24:07] Speaker A: Arms around. It's never like that. [01:24:09] Speaker B: Usually starts because you part of the problem then. Too French. [01:24:11] Speaker A: Reggie, you're toxic. If it's like a funeral, I'll give a good hug. [01:24:16] Speaker B: Funeral. [01:24:16] Speaker A: Somebody got to die for some gay. [01:24:20] Speaker B: Like for the closet gay. [01:24:22] Speaker A: At the funeral. [01:24:26] Speaker B: We wearing all black. So here's my show to cry on it. [01:24:30] Speaker A: These are sequins. [01:24:34] Speaker B: Let me be clear. I don't want women just randomly kissing me on both cheeks, right? [01:24:41] Speaker A: That's a culture thing. [01:24:42] Speaker B: So again, you're saying it, though. We should be open as men. I can't imagine. And you could call me homophobic or whatever the fuck, but I can't imagine an instance where I think I need that sort of intimacy with another dude. We could have some real deep heart to heart conversations, nigga. And you could be open about what's going on in your life, nigga. And you don't have to be fronting, you know what I mean? And trying to be extra hard and all of that shit. And we could do that until the fucking sun come up. But why we got to be touching each other, though? Where does that come into it? Why do we need to be more intimate like that? [01:25:23] Speaker A: I see your viewpoint. [01:25:24] Speaker B: All I'm saying is you went to. [01:25:26] Speaker A: That analysis with it. For me, when I first saw. Nothing's wrong with that. Nothing's wrong. [01:25:30] Speaker B: What analysis helped me understand what I went to. [01:25:33] Speaker A: Just like how? Like, oh, why do I even need to go that far? For me, I just looked at it when I first saw, I was like, damn, it's so funny how culture changes the outlook of things. [01:25:42] Speaker B: You don't think those niggas probably. [01:25:43] Speaker A: Fuck, no. It's just that Italian, and that's what they do. And it doesn't even matter. That's what I was. That's where my mind went. My mind was like, yo, just because these niggas grew up in that side of the world, they do that and they don't even think about gay. And then in America, if two niggas just did that, we would automatically think gay. And that's where my brain was. [01:26:03] Speaker B: I guarantee they're probably closer to the best of both worlds mentality. [01:26:09] Speaker A: Why can't it just be culture? They greet each other over there. It has nothing to do with orientation, bro. Hey, just over there, they do it like that. [01:26:18] Speaker B: Here's the slope, here's the moss. It's a slippery motherfucker, bro. Like when you start fucking making out kind of in the street with another nigga, and that just becomes normal. [01:26:26] Speaker A: It's just a kiss on the cheek. It's not making. [01:26:28] Speaker B: Okay, again, how far is that from making out? How far is that from fucking jerking each other off? [01:26:33] Speaker A: But my thing is, why are you looking at it like that? And just don't look at it as just a cultural thing. It's just how people trying to tell. [01:26:38] Speaker B: You, bro, like, again, once this barrier is down, right? So again, we're already putting lips on each other, then it's not that foreign. We do that. We normalized kissing each other. Well, we've having drinks now, and now we're kissing each other a little bit differently. Because again, it ain't that much different from the kissing on the cheek that we have. It's just one of these things that kind of just snowballs into a dick in your ass. [01:27:08] Speaker A: So you're saying Italian men are gay? [01:27:10] Speaker B: What? I'm just saying that they're probably more open to being gay than American men. Yes, sir. Okay. I wouldn't even say American men to any man that doesn't want another man kissing him. It could be a fucking whatever, wherever you come from. But once you start saying, okay, I'm okay with other men's lips on me, okay, that's fine. And you say, I normalize that. It's not no big deal. Well, then is it a big deal if we kiss on the lips? No, that's not big either, because again, we're not gay. Well, we slip a little tongue in there like, oh, well, hey, you know what? That didn't feel so bad. Based off of these other instances. It didn't shock my senses. It didn't make me go, holy shit, and run for the hills, right? And next thing you know, you broke back Mountain, I don't know, slow boil, right? Again, I feel like you missed that. And you were like, oh, yeah, I wish we were a little bit more gay like they were. [01:28:10] Speaker A: So you proved my point. The fact that a cultural thing, it's not even like men just decided to do that. It's just how in that culture, they greet each other. They don't even look. Nothing past after that. They look at it just like as two men shaking hands. You went to that length with it, bro, versus me. When I first saw, I was like, wow. [01:28:31] Speaker B: Again, this is the thing that I don't think you understand. Sodom and Gomorrah, there's a fucking whole culture of fucking hedonism type of shit going on. Everybody that was involved in that is like, listen, this is what we do. This is what we. This is what we do here. No, I'm just saying, in that culture. Yeah, everybody there is like, listen, this ain't weird. This is how we get down. Fuck you. I don't give a fuck what you're talking about. There's no difference between. [01:28:56] Speaker A: That has no correlation to the men. No, that's what I'm saying. [01:28:59] Speaker B: But someone coming from the outside, right, and they see that, they're like, wow, y'all motherfuckers are wild. They're like, no, we're not. We're just fucking open. This is just our culture. Like, you're fucking homophobic, right? You're this and that. No, bro. All that shit I'm looking at right here is wild. But you're saying that. No, thAt's me again. I'm nigga walking up on Sodom and Gomorrah going, hey, that shit is wild. You're like, no, just that this is their culture. It was a culture then. So just because it's a culture doesn't mean that it ain't fucking what it because. And I'm not saying that kissing on the cheek like they do in Italy or France or whatever the fuck they do that at, it means you're gay. I'm not saying that. But I'm telling you, we did a fucking. We walked. J smooth down the fucking meter one time with a fucking gay quiz and a percentage, right? I'm telling you, that increases your percentage from. It ain't zero. Like, if you kiss niggas on the cheek to say hi, you can't say, I'm 0% gay. Nabra, you cannot. [01:30:01] Speaker A: You got to start. At least if you're Italian, you automatically. [01:30:04] Speaker B: Start at 5% if that's what you do. I don't know. Do all Italians do that? [01:30:08] Speaker A: It's in their culture. [01:30:09] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. [01:30:10] Speaker A: I'm sure right now, what percent gay are we? We're all sitting in a room together with a door closed. That's got to be a little gay. I mean, this big old house, and we're all in one room together with the door closed. [01:30:21] Speaker B: No, this is required. [01:30:23] Speaker A: It's got to be 1%. [01:30:24] Speaker B: This is required to podcasters. [01:30:27] Speaker A: There's got to be something. [01:30:30] Speaker B: I remember you talking about the thong flip flops. [01:30:33] Speaker A: Thong flip flops. Kind of gay. Yeah, the tongue flip flops. [01:30:36] Speaker B: Wow. See, this is you, bro. [01:30:38] Speaker A: And you're like, no, thong, flip flops. He says that with some purple satin socks on. [01:30:45] Speaker B: I didn't even want to get to. [01:30:46] Speaker A: The purple dress socks. I was like, socks? It's elite. It's Nike. Whatever. He's calling somebody gay. [01:30:53] Speaker B: But again, so you're saying, like, Nike can. As long as if Nike had held an all dude orgy. [01:31:00] Speaker A: No, Nike Dildo, not gay. [01:31:03] Speaker B: Nike, all dude socks. [01:31:07] Speaker A: I was just telling you, notice athletics. [01:31:08] Speaker B: But they're still silky. [01:31:10] Speaker A: They're still purple. [01:31:11] Speaker B: They're still feminine. [01:31:12] Speaker A: Yeah, purple is feminine. That purple, that's Prince, right? That purple is feminine. They got dark purple. [01:31:18] Speaker B: So again, you can't say that's Prince. Prince was. You can't say that Prince wasn't femininist. [01:31:22] Speaker A: Prince used to be on stage with his ass out, right? That's not gay Prince. [01:31:26] Speaker B: He had all the girls. He had all the girls. And I think that's what I know. That's them. They're like, best of both worlds, right? Their bisexualness in women, that I say is in all of them. It seems like it's in you, too, because again, I think they looked at Prince like that. They were like, hey, Prince is the best of Prince Gay? No, but they're saying it's the best of both worlds. He's feminine. He's got a feminine appeal to him, right? So that satisfies my thing that I like about women, right? But at the same time, this nigga got a dick, so he's not a woman. So I could fuck with Prince and. [01:32:02] Speaker A: Be like, yes, I think he's rich as fuck. It was about watching somebody do some shit that you don't like, but you be doing, the fuck are we? [01:32:26] Speaker B: But for Dredgie hijacked it with the fucking gay kissing on each other. [01:32:30] Speaker A: It was my fault. I was like, yo, I played that clip. When you say gay Jamie Mac, that's Jamie, Max. Anything gay Jamie Mac goes Wheelhouse. Yeah, you got a gay wheelhouse. [01:32:40] Speaker B: I didn't know that any topic related. [01:32:43] Speaker A: To gayness, it gets you going, I. [01:32:46] Speaker B: Don'T feel that way. Again, French. This is the motherfuckers as from the ocean to the sea. Anti Semitic. You're just saying. Just because I say some shit, you just go call me fucking homophobic or some shit, right? [01:33:00] Speaker A: No, I'm not saying you're homophobic at all. I'm just saying if the topic involves something being gay, something might be gay, something is gay. You are ready to work. You are ready to talk. [01:33:12] Speaker B: I just think that as it pertains to you. Yes. [01:33:17] Speaker A: What was the topic? [01:33:19] Speaker B: Well, watching somebody do some shit dumb. And then you realize that you also do that dumb shit. [01:33:24] Speaker A: Okay, give us an example. [01:33:26] Speaker B: Talking on your phone, right? I hate when there's people that are fucking in public. No, they, like, they're at the light and they make me fucking miss the light because they're doing some shit. And then it's like, dude, again, my problem is I don't have a horn, so I can't make them go. Right? And so I miss some light sometimes. Because by the time they realize it, then they take off and then it's red now on me. And I'm like, motherfucker. I actually yell out the window now. Like, yo, but that's old man. Shit. Listen, I got no horn. Get off my lawn. I got no horn, bro. This is the only way I could communicate. [01:33:59] Speaker A: A horn still doesn't work. [01:34:00] Speaker B: No, I haven't fixed that shit. I'm not fixing it because I don't want a road rage. Because I think that. [01:34:04] Speaker A: I don't want the smoke horn, bro. [01:34:06] Speaker B: I don't want the smoke that a horn brings. [01:34:07] Speaker A: That's illegal. [01:34:08] Speaker B: Maybe. [01:34:09] Speaker A: No, maybe. It is definitely illegal. Yeah, you don't have to have a horn. You absolutely have to have a horn. [01:34:13] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't think so. [01:34:14] Speaker A: Absolutely. [01:34:15] Speaker B: Look it up. No, I don't think you need a horn. [01:34:17] Speaker A: I know that it's illegal. [01:34:19] Speaker B: You do not. You're just making that up. [01:34:20] Speaker A: I'm not making that up. [01:34:22] Speaker B: Fred, will you look it up to see if you are required to have a horn? Because your Internet works faster in here. [01:34:28] Speaker A: Just say, are you required by law to have a horn on your car? [01:34:31] Speaker B: And I like the fact that. You know what? Your phone fucked up. My phone? Yeah, you didn't get all our text messages. [01:34:37] Speaker A: What do you mean? That was an android. Shit. [01:34:40] Speaker B: Nah, see, there you go, man. It was your phone. It was your iPhone fucked up. And don't say just because it was hanging out with my fucking android in the fucking chat room. That's not it. French Reggie sent it from his iPhone. You didn't get it for some reason. [01:34:52] Speaker A: Because it bounced off the Android. [01:34:54] Speaker B: And this is a law. [01:34:55] Speaker A: Georgia code 48 70. Every motor vehicle when operated up on highway shall be equipped with a horn in good working order and capable of emitting sound audible under normal circuit. I have a horn. That's why if you take your car to a driving test, they make you press the horn. [01:35:14] Speaker B: My horn works. I just was. Bullshit. [01:35:16] Speaker A: You'll fail on your driving test if you have a car with no horn. [01:35:19] Speaker B: Yeah, I don't know when the last time I've used this car to take a driving. Well, yeah, I mean, I guess I wouldn't. [01:35:24] Speaker A: Yeah, because you already had your license. [01:35:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:35:26] Speaker A: I'm just letting you know it's illegal. That's all that iS. [01:35:28] Speaker B: That's interesting. I appreciate that shot of knowledge. [01:35:33] Speaker A: Insurance reasons. [01:35:34] Speaker B: It's a fuse or something. Right? But I just was like, I don't like it. And then I did it, right? And I was like, gosh, you have. [01:35:43] Speaker A: Your phone and miss the light? Yeah. Did you get out and apologize? [01:35:46] Speaker B: No, because I'm the nigga that took off, right. So I've left the whole line sitting back, waiting at the fucking red. [01:35:53] Speaker A: And I was like, fuck. [01:35:54] Speaker B: I was that person. I hate when I'm critical of something and then I catch myself doing it and I just made me think, like, am I the only one that does that? Am I the only one that. [01:36:05] Speaker A: I think we all hypocrites in that sense. I do. My biggest one is when somebody comes to me and tells me about something, I automatically fire off a solution. It's in my blood. I feel like I'm the provider of solutions, right? And then I get mad because my wife has started doing the same thing where she'll just be like, you're like, man, it's so cold outside. Why don't you go get a jacket? Obviously. But, I mean, I didn't need you to solve my problem. I could just walk upstairs and get my own coat. You didn't figure nothing out for me, right? It's like, almost like disrespectful. You really think I couldn't have come up with that on my own? Get a jacket. [01:36:38] Speaker B: So does that make you a better person later? [01:36:41] Speaker A: Well, what does what make you a better person? [01:36:43] Speaker B: Like, when you see yourself in the way that you were critical? [01:36:46] Speaker A: No, because I feel like my solutions are way better. Like, get a jacket is so pedestrian. You know what I'm saying? Only a woman could come up with that as a solution. Us cold. Get a jacket. You know what I'm saying? I'm trying to figure out how to change the rotation of the earth so that car AARP hits the sun. Different. You know what I'm saying? I want to come up with a solution like that. So it made me up my game on my solutions. So now my solutions are like a mousetrap. You got to do this, and that does this, and then that affects that, and then that affects that. You know what I'm saying? What is it called? Butterfly effect or no final destination. It comes around finally to what you actually want. You know what I'm saying? [01:37:19] Speaker B: Well, what is the butterfly effect? [01:37:21] Speaker A: Where something small that you do here has a different, like, say, if I go like that real hard, by the time that gets to China, it's a tsunami, because I've seen the movie. Yeah. [01:37:32] Speaker B: And that was just the thing, the. [01:37:35] Speaker A: Base of the butterfly effect. [01:37:36] Speaker B: You change one thing. [01:37:37] Speaker A: Things that are not necessarily something you consider connected affect each other. [01:37:42] Speaker B: Okay? [01:37:43] Speaker A: So something I do here has unlimited, an endless amount of things that it changed in the world, in this dimension. You know what I'm saying? That had I not done what I did, it wouldn't have made that effect somewhere else down the road. Everything is connected. It's the idea. [01:37:58] Speaker B: Okay? Like, everywhere, a butterfly's wings. [01:38:02] Speaker A: That happened here. The flapping of a butterfly's wings in Atlanta could cause a tsunami in China. [01:38:08] Speaker B: Everything everywhere, all at. [01:38:10] Speaker A: No, no, this is definitely linear. Everything everywhere, all at once is. It's just, everything everywhere all at once is the existence of everything immediately, no past, no present, no future, simultaneously. Whereas butterfly effect is something happens here, and as a direct result of this thing happening here, something happens somewhere else later. [01:38:31] Speaker B: Okay? [01:38:31] Speaker A: So those are different things, I think. [01:38:33] Speaker B: Hey, man, you've been working out a little bit. [01:38:35] Speaker A: Okay? I got back a little bit. When I came back from Mexico, I lost, like, seven pounds. So I decided to know, parlay that into more working out, because you've been. [01:38:44] Speaker B: Doing like this with your arms and shit. And I'm like, they looked. [01:38:50] Speaker A: How gay is that? [01:38:51] Speaker B: Not as flabby as they used to. [01:38:53] Speaker A: That's a percentage. How gay is that? [01:38:54] Speaker B: No, I'm just saying they're not as flabby as they used to look. [01:38:56] Speaker A: Yeah. How gay is that? That's a percentage. No, first of all, thank you. [01:38:59] Speaker B: All right. [01:38:59] Speaker A: Thank you. You want to kiss me on my cheek, too? [01:39:01] Speaker B: No. [01:39:01] Speaker A: Hug and a kiss? Come on, man. Biceps and we can go pecker to Pecker. We got to go side hug. We can do a full front hug. I'm not Embarrassed or scared of my manhood or whatever. I'm like the Europeans, bro. I don't even think about that stuff. You want to kiss me? [01:39:14] Speaker B: Come on. But they don't do it with beards, do they? [01:39:17] Speaker A: Beards or beards? [01:39:18] Speaker B: Beards. [01:39:19] Speaker A: Because beards. They don't really keep beards over there. They don't keep beards overseas. Come on, man. What are we doing? Most European men I've met didn't really have beards. Europeans don't wear beards. I'm not saying they don't. I just. The ones I saw didn't really have beards outside of, like, the chics and the Arabs that was there. The regular European white men that I saw, they were shaved. Okay. Well, yeah, so, yeah, I do that, though. I have a solution for everybody. I don't like when somebody else gives me the solution. Right? So I got to maybe, I think. [01:39:55] Speaker B: Another one for me, too. I found myself doing the other day was I was in the store on speakerphone. [01:40:00] Speaker A: Oh, that's some old people shit. Yeah, I can't do that. Yeah. But here's the thing, though, man. I don't know if I ever hold the phone in my ear anymore. And it's not because I'm trying to be disrespectful. It's because I don't want the brainwave. So what you got, headphones? No, I work from home, and I live at home, so I'm at home more time than I'm anywhere else. When I answer the phone at home, I never put it to my ear, ever. [01:40:21] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:40:22] Speaker A: If I'm in a room where people are doing something, I just leave the room and keep it on speaker. But I haven't put a phone in my ear unless there was an absolute emergency in probably three or four years. [01:40:33] Speaker B: And that's what happened. I was talking speakerphone in my car, and I got out, and I'm just still on the conversation. And then I'm in the store, and then I found myself turning it down, and I was like, wait a minute. Let me get off this phone. Because I'm the first motherfucker to talk about these motherfuckers that be. But their should be loud. And that's the thing, too, right? I feel like I justify how I'm not as bad as the motherfucker that came out with the bonnet, but I got these fucking house slippers on. You know what I mean, I'm in the store with house slippers on. [01:41:05] Speaker A: Yeah. You hear barefoot? Is that gay? How gay is that? [01:41:07] Speaker B: No, because I just took my flip flops off. [01:41:09] Speaker A: Yeah, you're sitting in my house with your feet. Yeah, open toes. You're, like, rubbing your feet through the carpet. [01:41:13] Speaker B: But that's fine because of. So in China, you're supposed to take. [01:41:17] Speaker A: Your shoes off percentage in China, too, right? [01:41:19] Speaker B: No, that's just hygiene, bro. You don't track that wild shit. [01:41:25] Speaker A: So you tracked all your wild shit in here and then took them off when you got into your sitting position, and now you're just running your toes through my high pile. [01:41:32] Speaker B: This is Shag. This is Shag, though, bro. This is like, in listeners. [01:41:35] Speaker A: Shag is from the 70s. You call it high pile. [01:41:38] Speaker B: You don't know. That's what I'm about to say. Most of y'all don't know what shag is. Shag. People used to pay extra for shag. I'm not talking about the shit in the back of your hair. I'm talking about on a carpet like you would want to go to sleep on. I remember being a kid. Kids don't do that no more, right? They don't fall asleep on carpets no. [01:41:52] Speaker A: More carpet like, bro, where's my bed, dad? Bunk bed. [01:41:57] Speaker B: Sleeping on the carpet was just something we did. And then, especially at my aunt house because she was rich and she had shag or high pow. Or whatever, and that was like, yo, I could sleep for a minute on this shit, right? This shit is like, whoa. And your feet sink into it and your toes a little bit disappear. This is like that good grass, not the shit that got the sticker brines in the bottom and shit. This is like. Is. This is Bermuda all the way through. Is. This is good grass. This is that shit that you don't mind getting tackled in. [01:42:32] Speaker A: So what about you, French? Is there anything that you do that you see somebody else do? Like when you see the cuckoo lick up nut, you're like, man, that's so fucking stupid. And then you licked your own nut. [01:42:42] Speaker B: He is baiting me in. Because again, and then you're going to say Jamie's wheelhouse. No, it is not Jamie's wheelhouse. [01:42:50] Speaker A: It's just funny talking already. [01:42:52] Speaker B: It's Just funny, though, right? It's just hilarious. But he did it, though. [01:42:57] Speaker A: I didn't do anything. You a grown ass man. Control yourself. Come on. I did something to you. Fuck out of here, nigga. You're a grown ass man. Come on. He made me do it. He baited me. I'm with Jamie Mac with the texting and driving or paying attention, being on the phone in the car. I think for me, the one I was going to talk about was trap music. Because I'd be saying we need to stop listening to that shit so we can be a better culture. But I stay listening to that shit. But I'll be the main one saying, we need to stop listening to that bad music. Yeah, it's very judgmental of you. Yeah, but I stay listening to that. Would you say you majority of the time listening to that? No, not majority, but I still. What do you majority listen to? Afro beats and like, Cole, Kendrick, Drake. [01:43:40] Speaker B: So you just brought up something else that I can't stand again. And now. No, the loud music. So some motorcycles. Right? Like, I get it. You need the loud music in order to be, because hear it over the pipes and shit. [01:43:55] Speaker A: No, nigga, you don't listen to music when you ride a motorcycle. That's the thing you don't do. What are the things I do when I'm riding my motorcycle? Hold on. Stay focused. Stay awake. Music, that's not one of the things with that music. [01:44:13] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about with the loud pipes. [01:44:16] Speaker A: Yes. [01:44:16] Speaker B: They got to have their music louder than the pipes. I was at academy, bro. You're in the parking lot now. You're backing into a stall and your shit still ain't down. Like you still got this motherfucking shit. [01:44:31] Speaker A: Always old school. Yeah, always Osley Brothers or fucking gap band or something. It's like, yo, are you all the same? [01:44:39] Speaker B: Nigga, I watched them all fucking the other day in a slingshot. You know what those are, right? [01:44:43] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:44:44] Speaker B: And it had the T tops right, but he had them flipped up. So I guess the music normally would be pointed down into your area. This motherfucker's got them like bat wings pointed out to the side. And this just reminds me of. I knew homeboys that actually put speakers in their grills on the outside of their car, in the grille. So that when you drove by, you. [01:45:05] Speaker A: Heard all of that. But the only thing about those weren't. There wasn't no bass. It was always like high frequency. [01:45:11] Speaker B: Right? [01:45:11] Speaker A: These motorcycles have twelve inch speakers and they play in bass and everything. My question is, the most annoying thing in the world is sending a red light and a Harley Davidson pulls up. So you're telling me now there's music that's louder than that? The music beats. That sounds ridiculous. It is where that's supposed to be used to me is if you pull your bike over to the side, you're parked and you're, like, flossing and you turn your music on, not too loud, but just enough so people, girls walk by, like, oh, that's a nice bike, or whatever, but riding down the street, you're not able to really hear that. Like, really, bro? You can't hear the nuance. [01:45:42] Speaker B: Yes, they can hear it. It's so loud. I'm telling you. Because when it pulls up, it drowns out your music. [01:45:48] Speaker A: So, fuck, it drowns out your everything. [01:45:50] Speaker B: And it's just like, yo, and again, windows up, right? This motherfucker is in a parking lot. And so everybody around in the parking lot is like, whoa. And then he's just backing in and he ain't even turned it down a little bit, right? And I'm just like, you know what? [01:46:08] Speaker A: So have you ever seen a white person doing that? No, but they never seen a white person doing that. [01:46:12] Speaker B: And they were looking like they were coming out of there. Like, they had that look on their face always down, right? And then I caught myself at one point with some shit that I like to hear, right, with the windows down. But when I pulled in and I'm like, wait a minute, I'm the fucking motorcycle guy right now. Let me stop. Let me turn it down. There's no reason. I don't need to be a look at me again. I like it loud when I'm listening to it, but I don't need to impress anybody else with my music choice. Like, oh, yeah, that's that jam. That's my jam. And whatever the fuck, I don't need that. I'm going to turn it down to a normal volume. But I caught myself being the motorcycle guy, and I was like, god damn it, I'm that motherfucker. But I think every time I do that, it does help me be a little bit better because I can see myself outside of myself. It's like I'm critical when I'm looking at someone else, but then when I'm doing it, I'm like, oh, my. I know how this looks, right? Because I know what I see. So let me stop that right now. And I think that there's not the reason I even brought it up, because I think that that's important. Because if you can't see yourself outside of yourself, then you're constantly. You're just criticizing one and being it, but you don't see how you are it. You don't recognize that you are the fucking motorcycle guy or the fucking phone guy that's fucking at the light. You're just doing too much and fucking making everybody miss their fucking light because you want to fucking check your fantasy score or look at porn or whatever the fuck you're doing. [01:47:44] Speaker A: Sticking that porn while driving is crazy. Yeah, don't do it. [01:47:47] Speaker B: Yeah, no, that's probably not getting the. [01:47:50] Speaker A: Head while you're driving. Don't do it. Highway anywhere? Oh, no. Some roads you good? No, don't do it. [01:47:58] Speaker B: Why? I need a why for that. [01:48:01] Speaker A: Okay. Because you still can see, I don't. [01:48:03] Speaker B: Know why, that you're not the one doing the work. I need more than just those. Are one of those. [01:48:08] Speaker A: Are you getting your head to nut or are you getting ahead just to say you did it? [01:48:12] Speaker B: Both. [01:48:15] Speaker A: I don't think you can drive and nut. Yeah, I never got to the nutting phase while still driving. I don't think you can do those things safely. [01:48:24] Speaker B: No, you got to be able to control yourself a little bit better. [01:48:28] Speaker A: So you're driving and you, like, nut in, like you can't control. You might press the gas even a little harder. Wait a minute. Who the fuck are you? You can't control a nut, nigga. [01:48:36] Speaker B: No, you don't control. [01:48:37] Speaker A: I'm only going to let this nut affect 70% of. [01:48:42] Speaker B: So you're telling me you can't hold a fucking steering wheel straight and nut at the same time? [01:48:46] Speaker A: I don't nut like you. [01:48:47] Speaker B: I guess. [01:48:48] Speaker A: I thought you was Maxilla. Obviously you ain't who you say you are. [01:48:51] Speaker B: I already told you, there's a little. [01:48:52] Speaker A: Bit of fucking Dexter in one eye closed. [01:48:57] Speaker B: I can just suppress whatever needs to be suppressed to fucking maintain the fucking wheel on the steering wheel. [01:49:04] Speaker A: Fine. If that's the route you want to go, fine. That's not the only part of it, though. The other part is the angles are just wrong. The quality level of head you're going to get in. [01:49:14] Speaker B: No, she got to get in her knees in the passenger seat, and you're. [01:49:18] Speaker A: Driving, and she's got to reach over the. Maybe you. All's consoles are different than my console. Yeah, because I can't imagine her being on her knees and reaching her long ass scoliosis back neck over the console. [01:49:29] Speaker B: I got full bucket seats. Okay, so I got a full bench. [01:49:32] Speaker A: You can slide all the way across. [01:49:33] Speaker B: I got a full bench. [01:49:34] Speaker A: You realize most people don't have that, though. [01:49:36] Speaker B: Well, you get one. [01:49:37] Speaker A: Yeah, well, you can't just get one. You have to get a car that has that. [01:49:40] Speaker B: My ride. [01:49:41] Speaker A: You're not just going to change your. [01:49:42] Speaker B: Car into exhibit nigga and tell them you need some headsets. [01:49:45] Speaker A: Well, all I'm saying is in most people's cars, that's not even good head. The angle is uncomfortable because somebody's going to be uncomfortable. Is she going to be uncomfortable or you're going to be uncomfortable? [01:49:55] Speaker B: Do you really care if she's uncomfortable? [01:49:56] Speaker A: Yeah, come on. Yeah, because. How long does this take? I don't know. Nothing. Two minutes? [01:50:01] Speaker B: What about a hand job? [01:50:03] Speaker A: That's different. But it shouldn't happen in the car while you're driving. What, you can't even take a Percocet and drive? You want to get ahead and drive. [01:50:13] Speaker B: Wait, so hold on. Let me just run this back. So you driving home, she reach over, unzip your shit. [01:50:20] Speaker A: When I get home, I'm a fuck you up. [01:50:22] Speaker B: We'll pull your shit out and start stroking you like. Not now. [01:50:25] Speaker A: Yeah, there's no point because I'm not going to nut. [01:50:30] Speaker B: Come on. Grand Torino, like this is foreplay. [01:50:32] Speaker A: No? Yeah. [01:50:34] Speaker B: Cool. [01:50:34] Speaker A: As long as the idea is I'm not going to nut. [01:50:36] Speaker B: Yeah, if it's foreplay. [01:50:38] Speaker A: Cool. Yeah. [01:50:40] Speaker B: What happens if it gets to the point where you're going to nut? You say stop. [01:50:42] Speaker A: Yeah, you can't do that. I'm not going to drive and nut, bro, there's too many little kids on the road, man. You know what I'm saying? [01:50:47] Speaker B: What? Not driving a truck. If you worried about truckers looking down and seeing what you're doing, I get it. No, ain't no kid in the car next to you going to see your girl stroking your dick. Okay? Fucking. [01:51:01] Speaker A: I'm not talking about a kid seeing. [01:51:02] Speaker B: My dick on Azilla. [01:51:03] Speaker A: I'm talking about me closing my eyes and doing some dumb shit and killing a family because I'm being reckless with my dick and my car. [01:51:11] Speaker B: I think your mind is fucking stronger than that, B. I think you can control yourself to the. [01:51:15] Speaker A: You've really done that while driving? You busting a. Yes, obviously. And, yo, you didn't press the gas. [01:51:22] Speaker B: Pedal a little funny control, nigga. What are you talking about? So again, I wouldn't recommend it in traffic or something, but again, if it. [01:51:29] Speaker A: Happens in traffic, highway. [01:51:31] Speaker B: If it happens in traffic, I feel like I have enough fucking control of my other extremities that I'm not going to go full retard and run into the back of the bus. [01:51:40] Speaker A: Now you're not enjoying the bus? Yeah, I feel like you're going full retard even doing it. [01:51:45] Speaker B: Well, listen, enjoy the full bust or not. Like, you act like you ain't never watched a bad video and was like, that wasn't that great. I came, but it wasn't the best video. [01:51:58] Speaker A: I can't smack you tripping, but okay. You're going to argue this shit down? I guess. [01:52:02] Speaker B: I'm just saying. I'm not turning away. I'm not turning away. No fucking nut. If you go, she's in the car with. [01:52:09] Speaker A: You're going the same place. You're not turning it down. You're just pushing it back, bro. [01:52:14] Speaker B: There's a level of fucking excitement to that, too, bro. [01:52:17] Speaker A: That's what I'm saying. You're allowing the novelty of it to supersede the safety of it. [01:52:23] Speaker B: Again, I don't think that there's a safety issue here, bro. We got to sign up on the things. [01:52:29] Speaker A: That same website you went to about the horn and see. Is it illegal to have sex while you're driving? I guarantee it is. [01:52:34] Speaker B: Hand job oral sex. [01:52:35] Speaker A: I'm sure all sex is on the. [01:52:37] Speaker B: NoT all sex. [01:52:38] Speaker A: I guarantee anything that distracts you from keeping your eyes on the road and maintaining. [01:52:42] Speaker B: I don't have to watch her do it. [01:52:44] Speaker A: Yeah, but you got to watch the road if you nutting. [01:52:46] Speaker B: You got to watch her. [01:52:47] Speaker A: You might look down a little bit. [01:52:49] Speaker B: See you weird, man. Like, I'm just going, who does? [01:52:51] Speaker A: Like, oh, my God. Listen, I'm looking. My eyes are wide open. Who does? [01:53:02] Speaker B: It's straight ahead, too. [01:53:03] Speaker A: Nobody. [01:53:05] Speaker B: Listen, dude. [01:53:06] Speaker A: Yeah, nobody does. [01:53:06] Speaker B: So, wait a minute. You always close your eyes when you nut? [01:53:10] Speaker A: I don't know, but I want the liberty to. I want the ability to. [01:53:15] Speaker B: So, what about you, Freddie? Your eyes always close when you. So then, what are we talking about here? [01:53:21] Speaker A: It blinks longer. It's not like a quick blink. It blinks the lotion on the body. It blinks. Yeah. [01:53:31] Speaker B: So French Reggie. So you're saying that you haven't ever maintained eye contact while fucking busting a nut? Like, where you fucking. [01:53:39] Speaker A: That's serial killer level. I have. He just like, mean mugging on motherfucker. [01:53:44] Speaker B: I'm not saying mean mugging. It's just. [01:53:48] Speaker A: That's crazy. You're a crazy ass nigga. I'm like, oh, shit, never again. Never again. [01:53:53] Speaker B: I told you there's a little Dexter in it. I said a long time ago, a long time ago that sometimes I might have a little Dexter in there when it comes to sex. Sometimes. [01:54:06] Speaker A: That's what she call your dick? Lil Dexter? She already know what she's in for. Oh, you come to visit me and Lil Dexter, she was like, what, you never seen Showtime? You never see that? Look, listeners, I don't know. We appreciate you guys tuning into the show. We almost got to a topic. [01:54:26] Speaker B: We did. We just did. [01:54:27] Speaker A: We almost did. Almost did. That almost got side rail too, though. Keep supporting us, though. Keeping her. Well, you know what? Let me see this. Go out to the website raresigns.com and check out some of the shows on the network. Follow some of the socials, add no nonsense show. [01:54:40] Speaker B: What else I'm going to say, man? Like, if you guys aren't a premium subscriber, you need to. Because I'm telling you, these have bakes lately with the sober Jamie Mac and the not sober fridge Reggie, it's a whole different dynamic. And it's fucking. I think they've been kind of live. [01:54:57] Speaker A: I didn't catch where you got that CBD from that you hated. It's not like the bomb. [01:55:03] Speaker B: No. Ask him again on next show. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it again. [01:55:07] Speaker A: I thought it was for the premium. Yeah. [01:55:09] Speaker B: No, because he had one experience, right? And then he hits me again, talking about, yo, bro out. I mean, put him down. [01:55:22] Speaker A: Okay, we'll talk about it. [01:55:23] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:55:23] Speaker A: All right, so look, listeners, keep supporting us, keep interacting with us, and we'll keep bringing the nonsense because we realize that sometimes people just need to laugh. Till next time, 10% less bullshit than. [01:55:32] Speaker B: Any other podcast, guaranteed.