American't Reggy

[00:00:00] Speaker A: The views and opinions expressed by the no nonsense show and its host do not necessarily reflect views consistent with political. [00:00:05] Speaker B: Correctness or the Rare Sonnets podcast network. So to get the show started right. [00:00:08] Speaker A: We want to wish any officers of the sensitivity police a heartfelt fuck. Niggas out there with his native drum beating. That shit. [00:00:15] Speaker B: I like them sneakers, though. [00:00:17] Speaker A: Oh, that sneak. [00:00:18] Speaker B: Those shits are flying. [00:00:18] Speaker A: Look, I'm telling you, he's doing it so low key, like he learned. Like, I can't be this lane. Yeah, but I can be this lane. [00:00:26] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:00:27] Speaker A: And, you know, I can't be all the way fast lane. Yeah, but I can be won over, and these niggas can't touch me. And I can just be. Just stay under the radar. [00:00:34] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:00:34] Speaker A: And so, yeah, we talking about Kyrie, y'all. Kyrie. Kyrie is still doing his activism shit. And I guarantee at some point in his life, he's going to write a book. And I will. That will be one I will buy. [00:00:45] Speaker B: I wouldn't want to be banned on Amazon. [00:01:04] Speaker A: You are listening to the no nonsense show. 10% less bullshit than any other podcast, guaranteed. Probably for sure. Probably for sure. Because he might do both. You saw the motherfucking. What was his name? Marvin. What's his name? The nigga with the fucked up leg that does all that motivation shit. [00:01:29] Speaker B: Marvin Sapp? [00:01:31] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:01:32] Speaker C: He's a hooper, too. [00:01:33] Speaker A: No, no, no. He ain't a hooper. He just does the motivation shit. He's got, like, a prosthetic leg. [00:01:38] Speaker B: The Martian. [00:01:40] Speaker A: No, I had to look him up. [00:01:41] Speaker B: Trying to think about the Marvin. Starving Marvin. [00:01:42] Speaker A: But stop, bro. That shit is 90 proof. Don't do this to me already. They, like, I can't start. [00:01:51] Speaker C: What's that got to do with Kyrie writing a book? [00:01:53] Speaker A: No, no, no. Because, again, the dude talked about how to write a book, right? [00:01:56] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:01:57] Speaker A: Basically he said, you know, you fucking do a fucking, like, almost like a TED talk, right, where you do a sermon or a seminar where you talk about this, right? And then you fucking take the transcript from that, right? And then you fucking take it to an editor and have him put it in book form, right? And then you. You know, you have it published and shit. But then you sell it to the motherfuckers that attended your seminar, right? Like, so it's like you start off with a fucking seminar where you're talking about some shit, right? And then you just turn that transcript into a book in essence, right? And then you sell it to the motherfuckers that attended. That's what the first people you target circular selling. Right. And then. But from, you know, that part of it, it kind of, you know, you get your book, right? Yeah, but it just all starts from. [00:02:38] Speaker C: You talking along with sell the book. [00:02:41] Speaker B: But, yeah, yeah, you know, it's interesting you brought that up, too, because it's kind of what I was talking about last week. I think we need to prepare French. I mean, we love French. Obviously, listeners, we all love French, and we want them to stay in the country. But there may be some difficulties coming up here with, you know, Trump getting elected. [00:03:00] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. [00:03:00] Speaker B: And with the, you know, the. [00:03:02] Speaker A: I mean, the. Reggie was worried legitimately. Let's. Let's go back. [00:03:06] Speaker B: Yeah. I mean, but anti semitism woke laws and all that. They're thinking about passing and Trump coming in office. I think that we need to. We need to help french figure this out. What do you think, Mac? [00:03:15] Speaker C: Help me what, with my citizenship? [00:03:16] Speaker B: Well, yeah, I mean. Well, no, your citizenship. [00:03:18] Speaker A: You were a little bit. [00:03:20] Speaker B: I'm legitimate. I get it. I get it. But there's 1.2 you're not. No. There's one problem, Mack, and I think we can. I think that I figured out how we can help French. [00:03:28] Speaker A: Okay? [00:03:28] Speaker B: So here's my idea. [00:03:29] Speaker A: Okay? [00:03:30] Speaker B: If you were to look at French, you would you say haitian Creole? Would you say he speaks French? No, I wouldn't either. Right? I could see him talking just like a regular Atlanta dude, right? [00:03:41] Speaker A: Not like that one, nigga. Like. [00:03:42] Speaker B: Not like that, nigga. No. [00:03:44] Speaker A: They bet you. [00:03:45] Speaker B: Nah, hold up, hold up, hold up. Nah. For real, though. For real. No, hold on. For real. Stop laughing. For real. Hold up. Nah. [00:03:50] Speaker A: But when you do that, it's funny. Cause you can slip right into it and something so, like. So natural, but it's not your. It's not your. Your everyday tongue, but you fucking. You say that shit and it sounds so authentic. [00:04:06] Speaker B: Like it is authentic. I'm from here anyway. But that's the problem, right? We're approaching this totally wrong. We can make French be safe from all this bullshit, okay? There's only one requirement. [00:04:17] Speaker A: What's that? [00:04:18] Speaker B: What do you think it is, Mac? What do you think it is? French. [00:04:20] Speaker A: You gotta denounce you guys. [00:04:22] Speaker B: No, he don't have to denounce shit. You're gonna have to Blackrock, sand this shit. Now, I'm not saying you gotta be a woman. We do need to change your accent. So this show. I would like to propose something for this show. And you tell me I'm an asshole and we're not doing it if you want to, but I think you need to start practicing your american accent facts. You shouldn't. You need to be an actor. So when ice knocks on your door, it's like, hello? Can I. No, nigga, no. [00:04:46] Speaker A: Just like we just talked about you like, you don't always be full southern. [00:04:50] Speaker B: Exactly. If I found myself, you know, dropped off in the hood somewhere, I might be okay, right? [00:04:55] Speaker A: No, you definitely could get away with it. [00:04:56] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? French's ass out. If he says one, fucking misquote one. Some of this shit he be human ain't gonna work. So I'm proposing French. [00:05:06] Speaker A: Myron golden is the nigga's name. [00:05:08] Speaker B: We have no idea who that is, nor do we care. You took all that time to find that? [00:05:12] Speaker A: I did. [00:05:12] Speaker B: You thought I was gonna bring the house down? [00:05:14] Speaker A: I just thought maybe. [00:05:14] Speaker B: Oh, Myron, that's what you wanted. [00:05:17] Speaker A: I just thought maybe someone might know. [00:05:18] Speaker B: That 20 minutes ago. Okay, so, French, my proposal. And this is for your. This is for your safety, bro. [00:05:23] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:05:24] Speaker B: We care about you. And, you know, the listeners, we love you. We all want you to stay. [00:05:27] Speaker A: Not in a translatable way, but just. We love it. [00:05:29] Speaker B: Yeah, let it translate how you want. [00:05:31] Speaker A: No, no, don't. If you go to translatable, nigga, the love might fall off. [00:05:34] Speaker B: No, it won't. Not like they don't fall off. We're trying to keep them. [00:05:39] Speaker A: Each testicle is a little bit less love. I'm gonna tell you right now, each testicle you lose is a little bit less. [00:05:44] Speaker B: Agreed? Agreed. But in the meantime, I propose that we use the rest of this show to get you practiced and warmed up on what your american accent is. Should be if ice were to knock on your door and to say, Trump sent us, and you know, we got to take you. [00:06:00] Speaker C: Okay. [00:06:00] Speaker B: Okay. So can we do that? Do you think you can do that? [00:06:03] Speaker C: I don't think I can make an american accent. [00:06:05] Speaker B: What the fuck, nigga? How do actors do it? Motherfucking Idris elbow. Because the way Idris elbow is. Stringer Bell. [00:06:11] Speaker C: Bro, the way I'm talking to you right now is my american accent. [00:06:14] Speaker A: No, you couldn't be Stringer Bell, nigga. You couldn't sell no dope in the hood. [00:06:18] Speaker B: You could never be an actor, nigga. [00:06:19] Speaker A: You could be a new actor. You could be a new actor. [00:06:23] Speaker B: You have to. What do you mean, you couldn't? That doesn't make sense. But not an accent, french nigga, that doesn't make sense. [00:06:29] Speaker A: Stringer Bell, I'm not good with accents. [00:06:31] Speaker C: That's what I'm trying to say. [00:06:32] Speaker B: You need to figure this out. [00:06:33] Speaker A: Watch the wire, nigga. [00:06:34] Speaker B: Trump is gonna come get you, nigga. [00:06:36] Speaker C: I'm american enough. [00:06:37] Speaker B: Cause, nigga, because you don't talk like american. [00:06:40] Speaker C: Because it's. It's only y'all that really talk. Not a lot of people, they not like us. [00:06:46] Speaker B: No, no, no. I'm not talking. I don't think your accent is a bad accent. It's not an american accent. [00:06:50] Speaker A: Right? [00:06:50] Speaker B: It's keep you safe. [00:06:52] Speaker A: It's clearly not american. [00:06:53] Speaker C: But. But. But most people don't even realize that. [00:06:55] Speaker A: Yes, they do. [00:06:57] Speaker B: You think people don't recognize each other? [00:07:03] Speaker C: You'll be surprised. Most people are surprised. You just live in a barbecue on Sunday with a bunch of. With a bunch of white people. They didn't even know I was from Haiti. They thought I grew up and born and raised here. [00:07:14] Speaker B: That's gonna talk. [00:07:15] Speaker A: That's because they think that niggas out here talking funny. Like. Listen, stop. Listen. This is the thing. [00:07:22] Speaker B: This isn't gonna work, Mac. I know. You know, I had listeners waiting the entire week for this. No, this is not even gonna work out. [00:07:27] Speaker A: This is what coming in shame do is try. [00:07:29] Speaker B: It's a shambles, but this is like. [00:07:30] Speaker C: What word? Like, there's not a word in English right now down that I don't think. [00:07:34] Speaker A: I'm not saying all of that shit that you just said. [00:07:36] Speaker B: What word. Word there. [00:07:40] Speaker A: Word your shit up. No, look. [00:07:43] Speaker B: Word. Word. No word. Word. Put more accent the ER word. [00:07:47] Speaker A: There we go. [00:07:49] Speaker B: That's how you do it. So when you. When you're hearing everybody talk around you, you don't ever. So, okay, this is. [00:07:56] Speaker A: Niggas don't know I have an accent. Like what? At the african party, I could call. What are you. [00:08:01] Speaker C: I could call. A lot of people don't will say that. We'll say what they don't realize I have an accent. [00:08:07] Speaker A: Nigga, you just said wool. [00:08:08] Speaker B: Okay? He's not an active participant. [00:08:10] Speaker A: No, but you said a wool instead of will. Like, come on, my nigga, how do you. [00:08:14] Speaker B: This is a mistake. We're gonna lose French. [00:08:16] Speaker A: Wool is like a texture of clothing, not will. Like. You can't say that. You think you don't have an accent when you say woo? [00:08:24] Speaker C: Yeah, I was talking in past tense. [00:08:25] Speaker A: No, no, no. What is that? What word is that thing you're trying to say? [00:08:28] Speaker B: Wood. Wood. [00:08:29] Speaker A: Still woo. [00:08:30] Speaker C: But that's what I said. [00:08:31] Speaker B: Woo. [00:08:32] Speaker A: No, you heard Woo. [00:08:34] Speaker C: But I said a lot of niggas. [00:08:36] Speaker A: Would say, you did not say wood. Wood is like fucking something. You could make you have a fucking shop. [00:08:42] Speaker B: Here's the problem. [00:08:43] Speaker A: Wood shop. [00:08:43] Speaker B: Here's the problem. This nigga can't do it. [00:08:46] Speaker A: He can. He doesn't want. [00:08:48] Speaker B: This is a problem because he's gonna get taken from us. I'm not. I don't want. [00:08:51] Speaker A: Fred, you try my american. We love you French. Reggie, please try. [00:08:55] Speaker C: I'll stay before some other real born Americans will stay. [00:08:58] Speaker A: No, you would not. [00:08:59] Speaker C: Yes, I said to America, no, you would not. [00:09:02] Speaker B: I cannot believe it. [00:09:04] Speaker C: America can use me as an asset. [00:09:05] Speaker A: No, you can have them black. [00:09:08] Speaker C: You know, I can do things like. [00:09:09] Speaker A: Like, don't keep me, don't kick me before immigrants mentality. They don't want you. [00:09:14] Speaker B: My nigga listeners, I'm sorry. We're gonna lose French eventually. I. You know, we got a few more. We got the rest of the summer, maybe a little bit into November maybe. [00:09:21] Speaker C: But I'm bringing the immigrants here. They are giving immigrants free shit. [00:09:25] Speaker A: Trump ain't. [00:09:26] Speaker B: If I were to ask you, how does it like that Atlanta dude or somebody southern like that? Like that. Give me that accent. [00:09:33] Speaker C: I don't think I can. [00:09:34] Speaker B: What do you mean? [00:09:35] Speaker C: You know, I'm not good with accent. [00:09:36] Speaker B: So if I told you give a british accent, what would you do? [00:09:38] Speaker C: I don't know. I can't do. [00:09:40] Speaker B: You just tried. [00:09:41] Speaker C: Yeah, but I didn't do it right. [00:09:43] Speaker B: Why'd you put so much stuff in it? [00:09:44] Speaker C: I didn't do it right. That's what I'm saying. Like, I can try it, but I won't succeed. [00:09:48] Speaker B: Why was there so much Roxanne in it? [00:09:50] Speaker C: Harry Potter. I have to think of hearing, well, don't go. [00:09:55] Speaker B: Don't go up this time. Go down this time. Do it, Harry Potter. There we go. Okay, so let's start there. Give us a british accent for a couple of minutes, and then we're going to try to move it to another. But let's just see if you can do british because at least you're trying that. You don't even try american. [00:10:08] Speaker A: Like, again, this is what it is. I think again, he looks down on America like, it's not even worth. [00:10:13] Speaker B: He's our elitist, right? [00:10:14] Speaker A: Like, why even try? Like, fuck you if you don't like me with my fucking wood accent. [00:10:19] Speaker C: It's not. That's because I have so many dialects in my head. [00:10:22] Speaker B: So many, so many or so many. Say, so many. [00:10:26] Speaker C: So many. [00:10:27] Speaker B: No, so many. [00:10:28] Speaker C: So many, many. [00:10:30] Speaker A: So go. [00:10:31] Speaker C: So many. [00:10:32] Speaker B: Like mi. So many, many. Yeah, so many. [00:10:35] Speaker C: So many. [00:10:36] Speaker A: There we go. Come on, my nigga. You can do this. Stay with us. When I was young, we don't want you listen. Cause again, if they take you, I'm gonna be mad, nigga. And if I'm there when it happened, I might go down, too, because I'm gonna be like, don't you not finna take my nigga. [00:10:49] Speaker B: When I was younger. And by younger, I mean this week earlier, though, right? I would talk to myself in a british accent all the time, right? Like, I'd be in my office. [00:10:56] Speaker C: See, like, my girl, she can do a bunch of different acts. [00:10:59] Speaker B: I'm not talking about your girl, nigga. [00:11:00] Speaker A: She gonna be good. [00:11:01] Speaker B: She's staying. [00:11:01] Speaker C: She good. [00:11:02] Speaker A: Like, they just. She light skin. They go, let. They not coming for her first. Your dark ass is first in line. [00:11:08] Speaker B: I'm gonna tell you right now. [00:11:09] Speaker A: Aren't you male, too? [00:11:10] Speaker B: My inner voice changed two weeks ago. [00:11:12] Speaker C: Yeah, it used to be my inner voice. [00:11:14] Speaker B: It used to be me. Up until two weeks ago, I saw this, those kill Tony things I was sending you, right? I saw one where this guy, Adam Ray, a comedian, he plays the part of Doctor Phil, and he actually has complete hour long shows of Doctor Phil. But it's him, and he's cursing, and it's all kind. It's funny as shit to me. Right, right. So my inner voice has become that dude doing Doctor Phil. And so I'll be talking about doctor Phil voice. Yes. But it's like. It's like a comedy doctor. He's cursing. You know what I'm saying? It's like that voice. And I'm hearing him ask me questions as if he's interviewing me in a show. And so, like, whenever I'm thinking about doing something, that's my inner voice right now. I've watched so much of it recently, I can't imagine that you can't do a voice if you wanted to. I think you're bullshitting us. And it's gonna be tiered detriment because ice is gonna fuck you over again. If voice I can probably do. [00:12:01] Speaker C: It's the accent I'm specifically talking about. [00:12:03] Speaker B: What do you mean? [00:12:04] Speaker A: What voice? Right. Do a. [00:12:06] Speaker B: Do a Southern Atlanta person voice with your accent. Let me hear it. [00:12:10] Speaker C: Southern Atlanta. [00:12:11] Speaker A: Come on. You know these niggas. You grew up here. These niggas be talking that shit in Boston. [00:12:17] Speaker B: Go to Boston and do it. Give me a foreigner's Boston. [00:12:20] Speaker C: Let's get in the car. [00:12:22] Speaker B: Yeah, okay, but that's an accent. That's not. That's the accent. And the voice, you're not doing that in Haitian Creole. [00:12:28] Speaker A: So again, maybe you could try to stay if you. Okay, so if you don't want to do a regular american. [00:12:33] Speaker B: Do the Boston accent without the accent and you got it. [00:12:35] Speaker C: Do the Boston accent without the accent. [00:12:37] Speaker B: Yeah. No, but you. You're doing that shit again while you're doing that. [00:12:42] Speaker A: I understand. I understand you. I understand that you want to. You want to be true to your. Fucking. Your haitian roots, and you should be. [00:12:50] Speaker B: And I'm saying 90% of your day, do that shit. You might do that shit. 90% of the day, do that shit. But if I knock on the door. Hello, sir, how are you? That's great. [00:13:03] Speaker C: I can't do that. Hello, sir. How are you? [00:13:07] Speaker B: That's what I want you to do the rest of the show. Just show us that you're ready for ice. [00:13:10] Speaker A: Yeah, that's it. But why were you so. [00:13:11] Speaker B: No, say, all right. What is that? [00:13:13] Speaker C: I think I said, all right. [00:13:15] Speaker B: No. All right, all right, all right. [00:13:16] Speaker C: That's America. [00:13:18] Speaker B: All right. [00:13:19] Speaker A: Yeah. Come on, man. Like, you gotta. You gotta use the. Listen, think of the word. Like. [00:13:25] Speaker B: This is failing. No, he's going back to Haiti, bro. [00:13:28] Speaker A: Think of the word right like, as if you were writing it and reading it and then fucking. [00:13:32] Speaker B: That means nothing. He reads in another language. [00:13:34] Speaker A: But no, but look at how it says, right, like, it's all there. It is. It all. It's all. All right, say it again. [00:13:43] Speaker B: All right, all right, all right, all right. [00:13:47] Speaker A: Okay, listen, listen. This is what we need to stay away from. South Africa, Haiti, fucking Africa. Anything african. Right? Like, none of those shits, right? Don't. None of those dialects or accents are what we want you to fuck with right now. Nigeria. [00:14:01] Speaker B: Stay, bro. I just want you to stay. [00:14:03] Speaker A: I would love for you to stay. [00:14:04] Speaker C: I was. [00:14:05] Speaker B: This isn't gonna work. [00:14:05] Speaker A: No, you see, Fredridgy, you don't remember how worried you were when Trump got in the office and was talking some weird shit? [00:14:14] Speaker B: Yeah, he was. [00:14:15] Speaker A: No, no. Fuck what he was. What he was. Do you remember what you were? You and some family members were concerned that this nigga was gonna be doing some dumb shit because you go on vacation. [00:14:27] Speaker C: Because I have some family members that are not quote unquote, citizens. [00:14:31] Speaker A: So again, you listen. You can teach them if you can, do it, if you can. It's like, you can cook, nigga. Like. [00:14:38] Speaker B: But what I'm saying, if I can. [00:14:39] Speaker A: Cook, so can you. [00:14:40] Speaker B: But, Mac, what I'm seeing is pushback. He doesn't want to do this. This is below him. He feels like their Haitians are better. [00:14:46] Speaker A: I just know I'm american. [00:14:47] Speaker B: Yeah, I know you are, too. But ice doesn't. And they're not going to be willing to check your paperwork when they hear that accent. [00:14:52] Speaker A: No, fuck your paperwork, nigga. [00:14:54] Speaker B: They're going to tag and bag you. [00:14:55] Speaker A: I'm saying human. Fuck your paperwork. We got a list of words here we need you to say. [00:15:03] Speaker B: When I was in the military, they do this. [00:15:05] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:15:06] Speaker B: When I was in San Diego, we sat down in San Isidro. You walk across to Mexico, no id needed, no nothing. You're in Mexico now. You're in another country. But when you try to bring your ass back, they stop. You speak English and they make you say a phrase. They made me. Because I look, you know, ambiguous, right? [00:15:22] Speaker A: And it needs to be authentic, nigga. [00:15:25] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:15:25] Speaker A: It needs to sound like we sounded like we say it. [00:15:28] Speaker B: My hoboken is full of eels. No, no, nigga. What does that mean? What does that mean? [00:15:32] Speaker C: My hoover crap is what you like. [00:15:35] Speaker B: What my hovercraft is. [00:15:36] Speaker A: What. [00:15:39] Speaker B: If I told you, would you hold it against me? Phrase out the phrase, bro. Like, yeah, shout out to Monty Python. [00:15:47] Speaker A: And then you're gonna be like, monty, partner. Fuck. [00:15:50] Speaker B: That's what that's from, right? [00:15:51] Speaker A: That fucking mighty fuck. [00:15:52] Speaker B: That nigga was. He was like. [00:15:54] Speaker A: I guess he was a woodenwood bite. [00:15:55] Speaker B: He was from somewhere and he was like, yo, he got this little book and he was translating like, my hover. Corrupt is full of eels. It's like. I'm sorry, what are you saying? Like, my hobocarrant is full of eels. [00:16:07] Speaker A: No money pies. I was so far ahead of his time, dude. Like, the shit that he was thinking and doing. [00:16:11] Speaker B: Well, it's not a he, but. Yeah, right. [00:16:13] Speaker A: It's a group of people. Right, but you're right, it is so silly when the fucking fat man is. One more. One more bite. [00:16:20] Speaker B: When he started throwing up. [00:16:22] Speaker A: Just one more. [00:16:23] Speaker B: That shit was crazy, man. [00:16:26] Speaker A: He's like, jump the queen. [00:16:27] Speaker B: Your wife a goa. Does she go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. [00:16:31] Speaker A: History of the world. Like, history of the world, part two. I remember being a kid. [00:16:35] Speaker B: Mel Brooks. [00:16:36] Speaker A: You're right. That is Mel Brooks. That's me. No, no. Mel Brooks and Jewish. [00:16:40] Speaker B: Well, that's blazing saddles, too, now. [00:16:42] Speaker A: Yeah, no, blazing saddles is. [00:16:43] Speaker B: That's your favorite movie? [00:16:45] Speaker A: One of them, for sure. Because, again, they don't make movies like that. You can't. [00:16:49] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:16:50] Speaker A: There's no way you can make a movie that addresses the shit that they address in that movie, even though it's funny. Like someone was talking about all the family, right? No, no. Was it Archie Bunker? [00:17:02] Speaker B: Yeah, right. [00:17:02] Speaker A: And they were, like, watching, like, they were like, we want to bring. They. Can we bring back comedy like this? [00:17:08] Speaker B: Jefferson's either. [00:17:08] Speaker A: No, like, they call cry. [00:17:10] Speaker B: He caught people cracker in that show so much. [00:17:12] Speaker A: No, no, listen. When RGB was talking about women being like, they're. Their whole thing was to be fucking, you know, making babies and taking care of the house, right? And he's like, why you think God made them, you know, with fat asses and so they couldn't run, you know what I mean? Fat asses, short legs. And he's like, what about the tall ones with short legs? He said, well, that's when the guys, you know, can club them sort of the head. He said, but what if you're a guy with a. With a short, you know, legs and fat ass or fat hips? He's like, oh, that's probably the beginning of the fags. Like, I mean, the shit that he would say. [00:17:45] Speaker B: Yeah, you can't. [00:17:46] Speaker A: No, no, he was Archie bunker. And it's funny because I remember being a black person watching Archie broker and liking it. Like, I thought that she was hilarious. [00:17:52] Speaker B: Well, no, just that Richard Pryor. We couldn't have Richard Pryor. We could have Eddie Murphy. We could have Martin Lawrence. We couldn't have any of those comedians that Robin Harris. Are you fucking kidding me? [00:17:59] Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. [00:18:00] Speaker C: We could have canceled. [00:18:01] Speaker B: We couldn't have. They wouldn't even start. [00:18:03] Speaker A: Right? [00:18:04] Speaker B: So I wonder what that means. Like, what would, what would Eddie Murphy be if he had to be clean? It would be that. What, Doctor Dolittle? [00:18:10] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:18:10] Speaker A: You know, it's funny, though, because one of the, one of the clean, clean comedians. No, Seinfeld is talked about this. He's saying, like, you know, I mean, like, the fact that we. We have sensitized comedy. Hear me? See? [00:18:27] Speaker B: Yeah. But, um, fuck him. He's, like the most overrated, not funny motherfucker in the world. A top comedian. [00:18:34] Speaker A: I get it. [00:18:34] Speaker B: Who the fuck said Seinfeld was one of the greats? [00:18:36] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:18:38] Speaker B: No, no, no. I'm talking about his stand up. [00:18:40] Speaker C: They ever give him props for stand up? They give him props for the show. [00:18:43] Speaker B: I don't know about that. [00:18:46] Speaker A: More known for his show. [00:18:48] Speaker C: It's because of the show. [00:18:49] Speaker A: But again, he. But he's speaking out and saying, listen, comedy has been neutered. You know? I mean, like, the fact that. And it maybe is because again, when. When Kramer went fucking ridiculous. [00:19:01] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:19:01] Speaker A: Like, on his stand up and was. It was talking shit to people in the stands, right? That was some extra. [00:19:08] Speaker B: I think we have in our record that you kind of agree with him on this show, right? Am I wrong or am I right? Cause, I mean, you throw him under the bus, like. [00:19:18] Speaker A: No. I just said, no, no, I'm not throwing him under the bus. I'm saying that's probably why he. Why Seinfeld's standing up is because he's like, listen, my nigga was on the show. He was doing stand up, and he was just. People just lost their fucking minds because he says some shit that I guess that you agree with that didn't know. [00:19:39] Speaker B: You are a great person, bro. I just want to say it. I think you're a really great person. I just wanted to say that out loud. [00:19:49] Speaker A: I mean, he could have said it to me. [00:19:51] Speaker B: Sure, sure. [00:19:52] Speaker A: I wouldn't have probably thought it was funny to me. But again, maybe. But again, no one likes to be the butt of a. You know what I mean? Like, no one wants to be that person in the front row that someone's making fun of. Right? Like, you know what I mean? It's easy for you to get offended when you are that person and everybody's sitting around laughing at you. Or even if they're not laughing at you, they're fucking looking at you, right? Like, it's easy for you to get your fucking hairs all in fucking rain. [00:20:17] Speaker C: Happened to him way before the whole cancel culture thing. [00:20:19] Speaker B: For sure. [00:20:20] Speaker A: For sure. [00:20:21] Speaker B: Um, just. Just for the record, you're going back to Haiti just based off what you just said that, like, we know culture. Yeah, we know that you're a culture, nigga. Culture. [00:20:30] Speaker A: There it is. Why is it if you have to focus up? Being lazy. [00:20:35] Speaker B: Yeah, you being lazy. Focus. [00:20:37] Speaker A: If you. I think. I think you can do it if Jordy reading Rainbow naked, right? Like, is it. Wasn't he african? [00:20:44] Speaker C: I'm not sure. [00:20:44] Speaker B: Check out. Check out this guy, y'all. Who is this on the phone? Hello? You on the show, nigga? [00:20:52] Speaker D: Oh, shit was happening, my nigga. [00:20:57] Speaker A: Oh, shit. What it do? What it did? Oh, you still fuck with me, nigga? [00:21:04] Speaker C: Jam easy. [00:21:05] Speaker A: No, I never not fuck with you, nigga. I. You said you have some fucking fucking seat covers for me about two years ago, and I hit you up, nigga, and you fucking just ghosted me, nigga. And then let me just go out and keep going. And then, nigga, when I fucking tried to hit up nasty. Now, nigga, about a fucking job, nigga, you act like use cock blocking. Like you didn't want me to get hired and shit, nigga. [00:21:27] Speaker B: Wow. I didn't know. This is. [00:21:31] Speaker D: One of the things, right? So two things, right? I still got the seat covers for you, for you, for your nice f 150. Okay. All right. I want to say that one thing, and I think my brother can vouch for me over there. Hey, I'll never knock a nigga from getting a job. I always won't. I always refer people to get work. You want to show you on a show with French Reggie, one of the. One of the french Haitians who love working. He take any kind of. So, like, you know, I want you to keep up with a energy match they energy. So I want you to be able to work. [00:22:07] Speaker B: But, you know, it was that one time, though, that you did hate on JB was trying to get a job, and you was like, nah, you ain't. You ain't smart enough. [00:22:15] Speaker A: No. So I hit you up. No, no, hold up. I hit you up, right? And you didn't. You didn't hit me right back or whatever. You gave me some, like, ambiguous type of answer. So then I went direct to the source. You just so happened to be sitting right next to the source. And then you got like, nigga, didn't I tell you like, no, nigga, you didn't answer me, right? So I went to the real nigga, and then you was like, nigga, don't call this nigga. I told you what it was. And we ain't got nothing over here for you type shit, nigga. [00:22:43] Speaker D: No, no, no. I apologize if that's. If that's how it came off, my apology, big dog. That never would have meant it like that. You know what I'm saying? Beyond is just there some says. [00:22:59] Speaker A: What you say, jB? [00:23:02] Speaker B: You said he was too dumb. [00:23:03] Speaker D: Oh, JB. Oh, so. So be honest. Knows now, right? I'm not. I didn't say it is not smart enough. I said, man, it's a lot. And I said pretty much the system that I had to go through, and then what we had to go through, I was like, I don't know. Everybody ain't gonna be able to do this shit, right, you know? Hey, I told be. I said, man, I want. I just refer. I just refer somebody, man. And not just now, but it's been up a little bit, right? See, that mother a. That mother, like, he be ghosted me, you know, saying, I'm like, I hope you get it. [00:23:39] Speaker A: Good luck. [00:23:40] Speaker D: You know, I'm saying, but I'm telling. It's a little tougher than what I thought it would be, you know what I'm saying? [00:23:46] Speaker B: So we were. [00:23:48] Speaker D: Some people can learn it on this episode. [00:23:50] Speaker B: We were trying to help french man, because, you know, with Trump being elected pretty soon, I'm. I'm fearful that ISIS gonna knock on his door and they're not gonna check his records. They just gonna tell a nigga to say a sentence in English and he gonna say something. They gonna deport his ass back to Haiti. [00:24:03] Speaker D: So we'll tell you something. Be honest. This ain't nothing new for French. French, they've been there before. French has been kidnapped. French has got something like this. [00:24:12] Speaker A: This. [00:24:12] Speaker D: This shit. He's like, we've seen this before. I've been able to get through this. So it ain't that new. Hey, this. This imaginary wall that they didn't put up. Not imaginary. They got a wall. But french, they just gonna put that nigga on a straight plane. [00:24:23] Speaker A: So we trying to get this nigga to be like. Like Idris Elba. Yes. Streaker Bell. Like, nigga, if Stringer Bill could be a fucking drug lord in fucking Baltimore. [00:24:34] Speaker B: But he's from England, right? [00:24:35] Speaker A: And make us believe it, though, right? You know, I mean, like, this nigga was. That's why actor. [00:24:40] Speaker B: We try, but, yeah, we're trying to get you to act. Nigga, stay in America. You're not gonna act a little bit. Just use a regular accent. Don't do that crazy shit. [00:24:47] Speaker D: Be honest. Be honest. They need somebody over there and Haiti to pass out the fucking t shirts that the Falcons, they need that they win this. You know, they need somebody. So why not have somebody like French who's given back to the US? You know, I'm saying community service, work. [00:25:03] Speaker C: Ambassador, I'll be an agent for the States. [00:25:07] Speaker A: See, I feel like you. I feel like you tried a little bit there. Agent for the States again. That's a. That's a start. [00:25:13] Speaker C: That's the thing with my words. Will work through some. Some other way. [00:25:17] Speaker A: You can't say team, man. You can't say team. You can't say, that's the team. [00:25:21] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:25:22] Speaker D: Fred, are you still in a relationship? [00:25:24] Speaker C: Yes. [00:25:24] Speaker A: Oh, here we go. [00:25:26] Speaker C: Yes, I am. [00:25:28] Speaker D: How many years has it been? [00:25:29] Speaker C: Three. [00:25:31] Speaker D: Are you engaged yet? [00:25:32] Speaker A: Not yet, man. [00:25:34] Speaker D: French, you hold it on. You holding on? Are you holding on a long time, big dog? That's really good. [00:25:39] Speaker A: I'm proud of you, man. [00:25:41] Speaker C: Thank you. I'm just waiting on you, man. Whenever you do your engagement, I'm gonna just follow you. [00:25:44] Speaker D: You know, nigga, I've been engaged, friends. I've been engaged, and I didn't engage. [00:25:49] Speaker B: I did that shit. [00:25:50] Speaker C: So I'm ready for you to get. [00:25:51] Speaker B: Reengaged. [00:25:54] Speaker D: You know, I've been engaged. I've been engaged a lot of times, friends. I just have never jumped the ball. Nigga, you got to get engaged. You got to match my energy. I've been. I've been engaged a few times, had a few proposals, you know, saying, turned down the proposal. And French, you ain't did it one time yet. She brought you a fucking Xbox, a PlayStation. Is she not good for ring? [00:26:14] Speaker C: She's definitely good for. [00:26:16] Speaker A: He bought her. He bought her. Se. [00:26:21] Speaker B: No, Apple Watch, se. [00:26:23] Speaker A: Apple Watch, se. [00:26:26] Speaker D: I'm like, this thing must use that government money. [00:26:29] Speaker C: Hey, that much money to buy a car. [00:26:33] Speaker A: Now, some people got it. [00:26:35] Speaker D: If you got a PPP or whatever they were giving out. Ee, whatever. I don't know, get a lot of tax bracket tag break. [00:26:42] Speaker B: Oh, shit. Smooth. I was wondering, man, did, um, did you ever use the Joe Biden plan to get rid of that couple of months of night school you went to in college? Did they pay for that for you. [00:26:54] Speaker A: When you had that rolling briefcase? [00:26:55] Speaker D: Nigga, be honest. They did get. They did get rid of that. Look at that. [00:27:00] Speaker A: I had. [00:27:00] Speaker D: Be honest. They did. I went to. I went to night school because I went k through 16. And then I decided to further my education, and I had to say. So I thought I got away from this fundamental, basic ass mouth. In college, they put me in that bitch one more time. I'm like, I can't get. I can't escape this shit. [00:27:17] Speaker B: You did remedial math? [00:27:19] Speaker D: Yeah, and then I had to take algebra one in college or whatever the fuck shit was. [00:27:22] Speaker A: Listen, I'm gonna tell you right now, you never look more smarter to me in your life than when you had that rolly briefcase. Like, that's when I first, like, you came on the scene, I was like, this nigga is official. This nigga got a briefcase with wills. Yes, like, this niggas. Yeah, I mean, he got documents in there, right? Like, this nigga. This nigga like Trump before Trump. Like, this niggas got confidential shit. He ain't turning over. [00:27:46] Speaker D: Be honest. Can vouch for this shit, nigga, every anything I do, think I'm gonna go all out, nigga miss pool. I got the glove. I got the case for the pool. [00:27:55] Speaker A: Digga, don't you be honest. I gotta vouch for shit. I know you now, nigga, like, fuck basketball. The last time we went bike riding, nigga, you showed up in all day glow with your fucking. Your suit of motherfucking Tour de France. Showed up with a fucking matching suit to match your bike. When you do it, you do it big. [00:28:22] Speaker D: Hey. And your ass took off on that bag like major pain, and nigga was gone. [00:28:26] Speaker B: I'm like. [00:28:29] Speaker A: $10 rental, nigga. [00:28:30] Speaker B: I got. I got a crazy observation, though. I mean, smooth goes all out on everything except being a podcast host. [00:28:38] Speaker D: Hey, well, you know, be honest. That was early on in my career, man. You know, initially, I was. Initially, I was giving it all. [00:28:47] Speaker A: And I can vouch for that because you did come with some printout notes at one point. I remember when you briefcase. When you showed up with that rolly briefcase with printout notes of shit that you wanted to talk about, trivia questions. Yeah, he was doing it all. No, you started off strong. You started off real strong, j Mac. [00:29:05] Speaker D: I'm gonna tell you something, J Mac. I watch. I watch TNT, ESPN. I watched the news. I saw these motherfuckers with these nice computers in front of them, and I was trying to mimic that shit for the podcast. And I remember you, and be honest, is you doing like me, but I couldn't multitask to look at notes, try to pay attention. Y'all research half the fucking words that y'all are using, you know, because I don't want to surface, not look like I'm smart, you know? Like. [00:29:35] Speaker B: I remember now, computer. That's fucking computer is hilarious. Like what? [00:29:42] Speaker D: Cause I was trying to. I ain't gonna lie. Most of the shit y'all using, nigga, I wish I could start back over school and pay fucking attention now. Cause I'm like, these niggas use it. I know. [00:29:50] Speaker A: Know. [00:29:51] Speaker D: These words are kind of basic, but they far over my fucking head right now. Like, I've learned some of them. You know, like, hit me. Hit me with some. Fatten them up. Smooth shit. [00:29:59] Speaker B: I swear to God. I swear to God, as soon as I get good enough at coding, I'm going to create a chatbot friend that's J Smooth. Inspired, right? And he's just going to hang with me and say shit like that. Change your friends and change your friends. I just want somebody to say that. [00:30:13] Speaker A: Right, right. [00:30:18] Speaker D: J Mac, I've come a long way, man. I mean, this 50 is approaching me fast. I realized I cannot let my grandkids be fucked up like me, okay? So I'm encouraged reading. I'm encouraged paying attention in school. You know what I'm saying? Shit like, that. Yeah, leverage your fucking friends. You know what I'm saying? I didn't think. Be honest. Was as smart as he was, because the nigga, you know, he was late for school all the time. Shit. But the nigga paid attention somewhere along the way. I don't know if it went to time when he went to the military or not, but he passed me, surpassed me somehow. [00:30:50] Speaker A: Just. Hey, let me help you out, though, real quick, though. Surpass, if you. Because you just brought up the grandkids, right? If your grandkids bring up anything, if they bring up the word translatable, nigga, that's not Google Translate, nigga. That's not changing English in the Spanish or nothing like that. If they say translatable, nigga, no, no, no. [00:31:09] Speaker B: I'm gonna send you the video. What he's talking about. [00:31:10] Speaker A: We're not doing that. Don't let them. Like, if they say, hey, you know, I'm on translatable, and you like, oh, that's cool. You just think it's learning a new language. Fuck, no, they not. They learn in a new language. That's not. That's not it. It's not. It's not. It don't. So I'm. Yeah, I want to make sure you informed, you know, I mean, like, to the fullest tilt. Like, these niggas is not changing fucking English in the French or Spanish and none of that shit. They change in fucking dicks into pussies. [00:31:38] Speaker B: He's real upset about this. [00:31:42] Speaker A: I'm upset because they coming for your grandkids. You brought up your grandkids, and that's the target audience, right? That's a target audience, right? So. So they didn't already fuck the French. [00:31:51] Speaker D: Them generation, though, right? [00:31:53] Speaker A: Um, no, french fridge is just normal gay. [00:32:00] Speaker D: Hey, look how they fucked up French. How they fucked up French is. No generation is, nigga. It used to be in our generation, they had. They had straight and they had gay. First generation, the motherfuckers. Everything go. They came up with everything. [00:32:15] Speaker A: No, I think. [00:32:16] Speaker B: No, no, no. French is part of that non gender. He's just not the next step. [00:32:21] Speaker D: Yeah, you can tell by the socks and his shorts. This ain't the white shorts. Like, he was on porky. [00:32:26] Speaker B: He's wearing them socks right now. [00:32:28] Speaker A: He didn't do it because he called and he got the socks on right now. [00:32:32] Speaker C: What's one of my socks? [00:32:35] Speaker A: Non gender socks. [00:32:36] Speaker B: Those are trump socks. [00:32:39] Speaker D: Hey, J. Mac, back in our day, those will be called church socks with Elise shoes. Remember them? Eclipse or elises. At least away. [00:32:47] Speaker B: Yeah, yeah. [00:32:51] Speaker A: Do you got a camera in the studio? How do you know what French got on? Because, hey, socks. [00:33:00] Speaker D: Hey, he buying the truck I have with the rope at the bottom of it on top of the bill. [00:33:06] Speaker B: You remember that's his mentor. Of course he knows what. [00:33:08] Speaker A: Of course. That's right. I forgot. [00:33:09] Speaker C: I put smooth on on the sock game about wearing different. [00:33:12] Speaker B: That's why he's put him on. [00:33:14] Speaker D: Yeah, my friend Fred. Yeah, but I'm telling you, my nigga, you got to get this hair transplant out. [00:33:22] Speaker C: I'm definitely gonna go to Turkey. [00:33:23] Speaker A: Are you going to Turkey? Did you get yours in Turkey? [00:33:25] Speaker C: Hey, no, that's like the best one. The best one to do it. [00:33:28] Speaker D: Don't go, hey, they fucked you up and you can't get back over there to get them back. [00:33:32] Speaker C: They won't. [00:33:33] Speaker D: You gotta go through too many things. [00:33:34] Speaker B: One of the best. [00:33:35] Speaker A: They won't even fuck Jake Smoove got ways now. [00:33:37] Speaker B: Broom got a full head of hair, bro. [00:33:40] Speaker C: Why can't you just do it in, like, the hairline? [00:33:44] Speaker B: Hairline he has. [00:33:46] Speaker C: Where'd you go? [00:33:49] Speaker D: My shit is good. [00:33:50] Speaker C: Where did you go? [00:33:52] Speaker D: I went, nigga, I went right and done Woody. [00:33:55] Speaker A: How much I feel like. Why are you trying to keep it a secret like he's asking you, where'd you go? [00:34:01] Speaker D: I can't think. J Mac, I can't. J Mac, I can't. I can't remember the name of place I stopped the pavement. [00:34:06] Speaker B: Hold on. [00:34:08] Speaker C: Did you do the blood plasma? So they took your blood and then what'd you do? [00:34:12] Speaker B: The graph, right? [00:34:13] Speaker D: Oh, you saw you back in here. [00:34:17] Speaker C: That's why you stopped making the payments. [00:34:19] Speaker D: Hey, j Matt. [00:34:20] Speaker A: Yo, man. [00:34:21] Speaker D: French. [00:34:22] Speaker A: Hey. [00:34:22] Speaker D: When I was up. When I was on the ledge, about to get ready to walk out, Beyonce said, no, dude, just stay there. It's not gonna be that bad. Stay there. It was a Friday morning. I stayed there, man, and I thank him. Yeah, I think. How long you think I got hair now? [00:34:35] Speaker B: It was a day. Yeah, it was just one day. Yeah, it was a full day. [00:34:38] Speaker D: It was just a full day, Fred. [00:34:40] Speaker B: And then any stocking cap. [00:34:43] Speaker C: So if you cut your hair, you'll rig. It'll regrow back, no problem. [00:34:47] Speaker D: Yes, okay, French. No problem. It's like taking weed out the ground, and it ain't the same, but what they did was they took some out. [00:34:55] Speaker A: Of weeds or every other poor. [00:34:57] Speaker B: No weeds. [00:34:58] Speaker D: He make an analogy with weed, but my brain was keeping up with it. I said, no, I'm not gonna use that. I'll just use the real shit, you know, saying, once again, I'm trying to be smarter than what I am, you know, how much did it cost? [00:35:16] Speaker A: Or how much did you pay. [00:35:20] Speaker D: French, with mine? Because mine wasn't as bad as your sprint. You got a severe case of all. [00:35:25] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. Because you got the ball like, it's really your hairline that he got the. [00:35:29] Speaker B: George Jefferson kind of. [00:35:30] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. My hair will be the whole, actually. [00:35:33] Speaker B: From smooth got it where it's a hole in the natural. It starts in the middle and works its way out. [00:35:37] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:35:37] Speaker C: Because my. [00:35:40] Speaker D: But you know, French over that way. You do put the part on the side. I had to look greater than that was moving back. You know what I'm saying? So they fixed all that shit. [00:35:48] Speaker B: How much did it cost is what he's saying. [00:35:49] Speaker D: Yeah, 1010 grain. Okay. [00:35:53] Speaker C: Without. When I took a quote for the. For the follicles, they gave me a $23,000 quote. [00:36:02] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:36:06] Speaker C: That's why I said, I gotta go. [00:36:08] Speaker A: Either one of y'all. [00:36:10] Speaker D: Where do they get the levels to this shit? Preachers levels is levels. That's why your shit is like that. But what you, for right now, what you could do is. And marry out as a cat over there magician. I can't think of right now. Hey, that nigga will put a man hairpiece on your shit. [00:36:29] Speaker B: No, that's barbers. You doing that is. [00:36:32] Speaker D: That shit is nice. [00:36:33] Speaker B: Yeah, but you go to sleep and wake up different Monday. What if you go to sleep and wake up with your shit? [00:36:36] Speaker A: Turn, you start fucking. [00:36:37] Speaker C: You sweat glue, that shit will glue in your scalp. [00:36:41] Speaker D: It's like they put gorilla glue on it, French. And your shit to be good hold for three months. [00:36:46] Speaker B: Now I do the. Do the search, yo. [00:36:48] Speaker D: Yeah, French, I'm gonna tell you something. You won't even be able to hold on to your girl once you get her. She gonna be trying to go with you everywhere, nigga. Hey, it's gonna increase your pussy game, like, tremendous. [00:36:58] Speaker C: I've always said that I might go to Turkey. Cause Turkey is like 6000. 6000 plus the flight. [00:37:03] Speaker A: But, nigga, that's what happened. Come on, man. Just remember Kanye, mom. Bro, come on, bro. [00:37:09] Speaker B: He were like four albums because of this. [00:37:11] Speaker A: Yeah, come on on, bro. You got to stay there. You got to. You got to stay stateside, my nigga. [00:37:15] Speaker B: We already have a problem. [00:37:16] Speaker A: Yeah, you got to. Okay. [00:37:19] Speaker D: They fuck around and you might not be able to get back. Friends, you know your shit, your paperwork. Kind of skeptical anyway. [00:37:24] Speaker A: You know, you motherfucker leave and then Trump get elected and it'd be rap. [00:37:28] Speaker B: We're no longer including. We're no longer counting paperwork. Can you speak in the english accent? [00:37:32] Speaker A: Turkish. You sound very turkish, nigga. [00:37:35] Speaker C: I guess I go to Haiti from Turkey. [00:37:37] Speaker B: Okay. [00:37:37] Speaker D: Yeah. [00:37:38] Speaker A: And I don't think they care. They don't care about hairlines in Haiti. Do they? Like. Do the women in Haiti, they just like you haitian. We good, nigga. [00:37:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:37:45] Speaker D: No, cuz. The women over there ball here, too. [00:37:48] Speaker B: Oh, shit. [00:37:51] Speaker D: Aren't they french women? [00:37:54] Speaker A: Why you. Mmm. [00:37:55] Speaker C: Because I don't think all women are ball headed. [00:37:58] Speaker B: Huh? [00:37:58] Speaker A: But it sounded like there's a lot of ball head women. [00:38:00] Speaker C: That's ball headed women in America. [00:38:02] Speaker A: I don't know. They were fucking. Fucking bonnets. So we don't know. [00:38:08] Speaker B: I don't think I like your fucking attitude. That's my doctor Phil voice. [00:38:16] Speaker C: Yeah, prince. [00:38:18] Speaker D: But it's good that they took you off the subject. Getting a gay sprint. You gotta. You gotta make your girl an honest girl, man. [00:38:22] Speaker B: It's crazy because we talked before the show. We were talking about engaging and stuff before the show. [00:38:27] Speaker D: Yeah. Oh, and I didn't even know that shit, Fred. [00:38:32] Speaker B: And I'm like, in here, bro. [00:38:33] Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, you been. [00:38:34] Speaker D: I promise. I don't get it. Hey, friends, did you ever get your masters? [00:38:37] Speaker C: Yeah, bro, she. [00:38:39] Speaker D: Did she pay for it? [00:38:41] Speaker C: No, she didn't pay for it. [00:38:42] Speaker B: Biden pay for it. [00:38:43] Speaker A: He like that increases my pussy game. Like pussy. [00:38:47] Speaker B: Yes. [00:38:47] Speaker D: Yeah, friends. That. So, friends, did you have a graduation ceremony? You didn't send me an invite, bro, I didn't. [00:38:53] Speaker C: I didn't go to the graduation because the school's in another state. But. [00:38:56] Speaker D: But, hey, there's some bullshit. First it sound like bullshit. It's not like you faking this shit. [00:39:01] Speaker A: University Arizona, nigga. Is the University of Phoenix. Leave alone. You know? I mean, that's. [00:39:09] Speaker D: Oh, that's where he went to. [00:39:11] Speaker A: Might as well be. It's a different state, I think. [00:39:14] Speaker D: Not even fucking accredited. [00:39:15] Speaker B: I think he went to Massey Business College, nigga. [00:39:17] Speaker A: University of Phoenix is accredited, ain't it? [00:39:19] Speaker C: Yeah, it is credited. [00:39:20] Speaker D: Oh, you must have went J Mac good. Hey, did you. Did you. Did you finish school? [00:39:26] Speaker A: What school? [00:39:27] Speaker D: Y'all motherfuckers on the show going back to school, man. You was driving this shit. [00:39:31] Speaker A: I still am, nigga. That's what I'm saying. When I. You, you, you and you. When I was calling. Fucking nasty. Now, nigga, you was over there like, no, we ain't got nothing for you. Like, why you speaking? Why you. [00:39:41] Speaker D: Have you picked up weight since you've been driving. [00:39:43] Speaker A: What? Nah, nigga, I don't do that. Like, I eat good on the road, nigga. I eat healthy. I pack my own. [00:39:48] Speaker D: So do you have another? So do you be like most rockets? Do you got other families outside of the state? [00:39:53] Speaker A: Nah, nigga. I don't fuck with a lot listeners like that. We just talked about that on the last show, and I got, first off, I ain't come across a lot of them, so I don't have a lot of opportunity. So let's be clear that I don't want to be one of those niggas talk about, like, don't do shit because I don't have opportunity. Like, I just, you know, J Mac. [00:40:10] Speaker D: Why you in that big ass rig? You need to swipe right, swipe left money. When you pull up, let them know you pulling up. You a. What good is. I had that big ass truck. If you ain't using that bitch, you got a fuck bitches outside of the state, my nigga. Like, you have to. Hey, that big ass trailer. Hey, you can put them inside the trailer in the reflux cold back there say, hey, we've never done this before. Hey, if you ain't that for the bitch in a reefer. That's good shit. That's good shit. Cold pussy is good pussy. [00:40:39] Speaker B: No, it's not. [00:40:40] Speaker A: It is not. [00:40:41] Speaker D: I'm not talking about damn pussy. [00:40:44] Speaker A: We don't want it. Nobody wants cold pussy, nigga. [00:40:46] Speaker B: I mean, maybe I blow down with ice cubes, but not a pussy. [00:40:49] Speaker A: Yeah, that'll work, because again, you get the highlight. [00:40:52] Speaker B: Cold to me. The warmer pussy, the better. [00:40:56] Speaker D: Yeah, you gotta let these motherfucker. Let them know. You let them know that you a host of a podcast is that's internationally known as. You like that? That's gonna take your pussy level shit up and you still in a relationship. Are you single now? [00:41:09] Speaker A: Uh, yeah, I'm still in a relationship. [00:41:12] Speaker B: Hey. [00:41:12] Speaker D: Oh, I was about to say, nigga, I get STD. Like, you got to be out. [00:41:16] Speaker A: Yeah, no, you know, the STD's now is too d different. My negative day forever. They got forever STD's, nigga. And I'm not just talking about h's, you know? I mean, like, everybody know the h's you don't get rid of, right? You know, fuck it. [00:41:29] Speaker D: Yeah, yeah. [00:41:29] Speaker A: Hiv, hpv, herpes. All the motherfuckers is for life. [00:41:33] Speaker C: And it's not a saying. Oh, they got. [00:41:35] Speaker D: They got. They got STD strips you can put on a pussy. Hey, give it like 60 seconds, nigga. Don't come back my fucking way. [00:41:42] Speaker C: You good with STD, though? The strip does all the shit that. [00:41:47] Speaker D: You can't get rid of. Hey, if it's shit that you can get rid of, nigga, fucking you get it. You can take some pills and get rid of that. [00:41:54] Speaker A: That's the thing, though. They got forever that down, you know. Right. You right, real. [00:42:01] Speaker D: You just got to look at your dick. Hey, it's no different than, you know, you have a snotty nose when you got a cold. Your dick just got us. You got a snotty date for just for a week about the medication. [00:42:10] Speaker A: Just for a week or just for a week or two, huh? [00:42:13] Speaker D: Yeah, we all have been sick, nigga dick sick a little bit. You take a little break, and once it's here, penicillin shot of my fucking that medicine. [00:42:20] Speaker A: You. I don't think that you, like. You still like, I don't know if you fucking the same way. Like. Because again, I don't think that the shit that's out today is really like that. I think that the shit that's out today don't just go away with a shot. Like, this shit is like, bacteria resistant. Like, this shit is like, antibiotic resistant shit. Like, you know, I mean, like. [00:42:44] Speaker D: Yeah, that's that bacteria vaginosis shit. I mean, that should go away. So you get some medicine for that shit. I don't think I'm. I don't think I'm at risk for my fucking worms. That's it. [00:42:53] Speaker A: Okay, so. So you giving. This is giving you worms, like, again? [00:42:57] Speaker D: No, I'm just. I'm only fucking older chicks. I'm not fucking on these young scallawags. I'm just all older chick. So that's on chance. I'm taking just worms money. [00:43:06] Speaker B: What you're trying to get ssi. [00:43:09] Speaker D: Hey. [00:43:13] Speaker A: So you say older, what we talk about? What ages? Cuz? You. You say 50. So what's older to you? [00:43:19] Speaker D: Anything older than me? Nigga is older. [00:43:23] Speaker B: Okay, smooth, right? Did you need me to talk to you real quick, like offline or cuz you called? [00:43:29] Speaker D: No, man, I appreciate y'all bring me to show. Y'all niggas don't invite me to show. I guess I can't get cloud cakes and shit. I don't get invite to the house. [00:43:36] Speaker B: We have some today, too. Some lemon cloud cakes in there. [00:43:38] Speaker D: Ooh, now you telling me at the 10th I was 930 by the time I get out there. It's 45 minutes french be to try to take them home with them. Bullshit. [00:43:47] Speaker A: No, I'm definitely taking some home with me. [00:43:48] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:43:50] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:43:50] Speaker D: J Mac ever says beyond this, winning a different tax, Brad. And they only fuck with. I only get invites. The house almost no more J Mac. They differ. [00:43:56] Speaker A: Now, listen, I'm broke. [00:43:59] Speaker B: My pockets are exposed right now. I got my pockets out. [00:44:01] Speaker A: I thought he was out some prison shit when he came out here with that shit. Like, I don't know what that meant. Like, I broke, nigga. Listen, I don't listen. [00:44:08] Speaker B: But look, though, anyway, smooth, we don't piece you on out here. Do you want me to call you after we get done recording? [00:44:13] Speaker D: Oh, yeah, you good? You good? Y'all good? I was just Holland, y'all, so. [00:44:15] Speaker A: So listen, when you come in the. [00:44:17] Speaker B: Studio, when you coming back? [00:44:19] Speaker D: Hey, whenever, whenever, whenever y'all need me, bro, I come back next. [00:44:22] Speaker B: Next time we record, we got the next. [00:44:24] Speaker D: Okay, that's just in two weeks, right? [00:44:26] Speaker B: Yep. [00:44:27] Speaker A: We're gonna see. [00:44:27] Speaker B: Okay. [00:44:31] Speaker A: Listen, if you. If you was. If you really was like you was before digging, we ain't gonna see you. I don't know why you fuck about. [00:44:41] Speaker B: The show now, but look, though, smooth, you know what I've been wanting to tell you? [00:44:44] Speaker D: What's that? [00:44:45] Speaker B: Anyway, all right? So. [00:44:52] Speaker A: No, I ain't gonna lie. I miss move, nigga. I ain't gonna lie. No, no, no. Because I was thinking about it today. [00:44:58] Speaker C: Oh, wow. [00:44:59] Speaker A: No, no. I was on the way here today, and I was thinking about it, and I was like, you know what, Fritz? Reggie's not that funny. No, no. I mean. Cause Fridge Reggie's serious, right? Like, he's more serious than football funny. Like, he wants to. He wants to have serious talks or whatever. Jace move was always just about jokes. He never wanted to talk about anything serious. That's because he surfaced, right? He never wanted to talk. There was never. [00:45:25] Speaker B: I would modify that statement and say French. Reggie is more of. More of a serious person. I wouldn't say he's not funny. That's a little rude. [00:45:32] Speaker A: No, I'm sorry. [00:45:33] Speaker B: This is a comedy podcast. You're saying one of the hosts is not even comedy? [00:45:37] Speaker A: No, no, I'm sorry. For trudgy. [00:45:40] Speaker B: I would say he's more serious, you're more serious. He digs a little deeper. And so, therefore, that's what I was saying. Balance that out. Wearing smooth. [00:45:46] Speaker A: Can I blame that on the Woodford? [00:45:47] Speaker B: Sure. Expensive shit. [00:45:48] Speaker A: No. And it's like three shots for me, because Fred Reggie didn't want to drink his, so I drank it. [00:45:52] Speaker B: Fred Reggie believes that he's the funniest on the show, we've had this conversation about who's in order. [00:45:57] Speaker A: I think that in itself is hilarious. [00:45:59] Speaker B: No, he does, though. [00:46:00] Speaker A: No, no, I get it. And I think that in itself, the fact that he actually said that and really believes that is this. He might be funnier than. [00:46:09] Speaker C: You're the third funniest, but you might. [00:46:11] Speaker A: Be funnier than Jay Smoog with that. [00:46:13] Speaker C: Your funny is not about. It's not even a comedy skill. It's more because you got add and you all over the place. [00:46:19] Speaker A: It's still funny, but it's not a. [00:46:22] Speaker C: It's not like the comedy. It's not like you decided to be a comedic genius to make us laugh. It's just your personality. [00:46:28] Speaker A: I feel like you're hurt. [00:46:29] Speaker C: It's comical. [00:46:30] Speaker A: I feel like I offended you. [00:46:31] Speaker B: Hurt people. Hurt people. [00:46:32] Speaker A: Right. Like, I feel like I offended you. I'm sorry, Fred. Ready? Let me go ahead and state what's so funny. [00:46:38] Speaker B: You speak perfectly English. [00:46:39] Speaker A: No, I'm just saying you're just more serious than Jay Smoove. [00:46:42] Speaker C: I'm so sorry. [00:46:43] Speaker A: When I said that I missed J Smooth, it was no slight teenager. [00:46:46] Speaker B: No, no. You said, he's not funny. Now missing Jay Smoove is fine. You start out saying you're not funny. [00:46:51] Speaker A: Yeah. [00:46:51] Speaker B: I was thinking about my way over here today, that you're not funny. [00:46:54] Speaker A: Sorry. [00:46:55] Speaker C: So we need Jay smoothback. [00:46:57] Speaker A: I did not. I didn't say we needed Jay smoothback. [00:46:59] Speaker B: You didn't. You said you missed him. [00:47:00] Speaker A: I did, but I'm just saying because. [00:47:02] Speaker B: Smooth, I mean, French isn't funny. [00:47:03] Speaker A: No, listen. [00:47:05] Speaker B: Yeah, that's fucked up. [00:47:06] Speaker A: It's the Woodford Rye. [00:47:07] Speaker B: It's the Woodford Rye. [00:47:08] Speaker A: It's the Woodford Rye. It's 90% and I've had three of them already. Yeah, fuck it. [00:47:14] Speaker B: Yeah. That's not even peer pressure if you want to do it. You know what I'm saying? [00:47:19] Speaker A: It's my Friday. Like, I just got off work. Like, fuck y'all. What are you talking about? [00:47:23] Speaker C: This thing is excited. [00:47:24] Speaker B: We're all getting off the end of a four day weekend and you're like, yo, just starting. [00:47:28] Speaker A: Right? Like, my four day weekend is just starting. [00:47:32] Speaker B: That's funny. I don't even know where we were, y'all. [00:47:35] Speaker C: We was talking about. [00:47:36] Speaker A: Can I. Before I take this shot, I'm sorry for. [00:47:38] Speaker B: You're allowed drunk, you know, that's. [00:47:40] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm sorry. [00:47:40] Speaker B: Yeah, like, you have not let French talk it. Is it because you don't think he's funny? [00:47:43] Speaker A: No, no. [00:47:44] Speaker B: You don't let him talk last episode. [00:47:45] Speaker A: You know, it happens. It happens in sex, too. Like, the more I drink, the louder I get. [00:47:49] Speaker B: Okay, we were talking about French. You throw me off. Let's start over. Say that again. Cause we were talking about you and French. [00:47:55] Speaker A: When you said louder, you said I was allowed drug. [00:47:58] Speaker B: Like. [00:47:58] Speaker A: I'm like, I know, but we were. [00:47:59] Speaker B: Talking about you and French's relationship. And he's like, it happens during sex, too. [00:48:03] Speaker A: Me being allowed drunk had anything to do with French. [00:48:04] Speaker C: Hold up. When you say loud, like, you're moaning or the way you talking to them. [00:48:08] Speaker B: Oh, baby. [00:48:09] Speaker A: Oh, baby. I get loud. Fuck the neighbors. Like, you know. [00:48:16] Speaker B: But you got some bomb ass pussy. [00:48:19] Speaker A: Suck their head. Fuck that. You know, I'm more like, with that Wesley pipes. Yeah, I get more. I get real Wesley pipes. [00:48:27] Speaker B: Turn their head on it. Where my dick at? [00:48:30] Speaker A: Put your hands down. [00:48:33] Speaker C: Sometimes you got to. [00:48:35] Speaker B: You ain't nothing but pussy. [00:48:38] Speaker C: I mean, good. I think. [00:48:39] Speaker B: What's talking that talk, it's not. It's so ridiculous, though. [00:48:42] Speaker A: Hold up, though. Reggie loves it, though. He like, you talking that talking head talk. [00:48:47] Speaker C: I like that bag. [00:48:48] Speaker B: I got it. French. Just pretend like you're Wesley pipes when the ice comes. [00:48:51] Speaker A: Like, so, kid, it doesn't have to be like the schoolbook English. It could be fucking Wesley pipes english nigga. Like, you could be like, didn't they just be like, talk to a head nigga? Like, whatever. [00:49:03] Speaker B: Where my card at? Where my id cord at? You ain't nothing but american. You could do this, man, if you put your heart in it. [00:49:13] Speaker A: Come on, man. [00:49:14] Speaker B: You gotta put your heart in it, though, bro. [00:49:16] Speaker A: Come on, man. [00:49:17] Speaker B: You're missing a great opportunity. You gotta just play this episode. You're gonna play this episode for them. [00:49:22] Speaker A: Where my court at? Where my court at? [00:49:25] Speaker C: Where my court at? Oh, come on. [00:49:27] Speaker B: A little bit harder. Why you. Why you. Why do you always swallow your word before you? You say chord. Why you do that? Stay forward. Project outward, not inward. [00:49:34] Speaker C: Where my cord at? [00:49:35] Speaker B: Yeah, but. Okay. Cord, cord, cord. [00:49:38] Speaker C: Say it again. Cord, cord, cord, cord. [00:49:41] Speaker B: Someone like, chord. Yeah, but now put a little bit more a in that cord. [00:49:45] Speaker D: Cord. [00:49:46] Speaker B: Where my cord at? Nah, you still saying chord. Where my cord at? Core. [00:49:51] Speaker C: My cord at? [00:49:51] Speaker B: Corn core. [00:49:53] Speaker C: Where my cord? [00:49:53] Speaker A: Okay, this is your homework. Digging. This is your homework. Fuck all. Fuck all of the clips that you like to look at. Yeah, it's just Google Wesley pipes and then just emulate that nigga. Like, rehearse his speech, nigga. Right? Like, I mean, like. Like, get into that and then next a week when we come in here, nigga, you're gonna do some Wesley pipes, nigga, like, English for us, right? [00:50:12] Speaker B: I'm with it. I'm a fan. [00:50:13] Speaker A: Can you. Can you do it? [00:50:14] Speaker B: I'm a fan of this idea. [00:50:15] Speaker A: Can I mean, again, like, so again, fuck anybody else. Like, again, you. You. You're a fan of Wesley pipes, right? [00:50:20] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:50:21] Speaker A: So then just go ahead and just listen to his speech. Don't even watch the porn. Just put that shit on and just fucking turn the screen down. Yeah, and just listen to this nigga talk to these bitches. Right. And then bring that back to the show next week. [00:50:34] Speaker B: I'm a fan. [00:50:35] Speaker A: I'm digging you with it. [00:50:36] Speaker C: Yeah, we can try. [00:50:37] Speaker A: Okay. I mean, he's gonna require the homework, so again, you will watch a whole bunch of different other weird porn for homework and research. I need you to do this to stay in a fucking America, you know? [00:50:47] Speaker B: I got a question for you. French. Who do you hang around that speaks in a hey, shit accent? [00:50:52] Speaker C: Probably my family. [00:50:53] Speaker B: How often are you around them? You're around them a lot? [00:50:54] Speaker C: Yeah. [00:50:55] Speaker B: Okay. Okay. Cause I was trying to figure out, why do you keep it? [00:50:57] Speaker C: But I still speak Creole, too, so there's, like, part of my day. [00:51:00] Speaker A: To who? [00:51:01] Speaker B: To his family. My family, obviously. Yeah, man, that was a dumb song. [00:51:04] Speaker C: So part of my day, he was upset. [00:51:06] Speaker B: To who? Like, part of my day, he just said, his family. [00:51:10] Speaker C: If it's a day I don't go to work, I may not speak English unless if I'm talking to g. Drunk Mac is funny. [00:51:15] Speaker B: I think drunk Mac is funny. He is so loud. He's louder than you are. You know, you be getting real loud. [00:51:19] Speaker C: And then I can see he's a drunk that can get angry. [00:51:21] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, he's very angry. If Caitlin. If Caitlin. Not Caitlin Clark. If Caitlin gender, right? [00:51:31] Speaker A: That's what that we. That was our thing. [00:51:33] Speaker B: That was our thing, right? Caitlyn Jinder. If Caitlyn Jenner here, he would fought. [00:51:36] Speaker A: That nigga for sure for starting a fucking false cause. [00:51:40] Speaker B: Like, Dwayne Wade, too, would have got the uppercuts. [00:51:42] Speaker A: Nigga, that's like, you know, Jesus Christ fucking. What was that? Who was the. Was the musical superstar. Jesus Christ Superstar? Like, yeah, that's not even real. Like, you over here do it. You false flagging. I get you over here claiming to be something. Again. You. You were. What was the sergeant that fucking did the custard? Nigga, you like General Custard? [00:52:04] Speaker B: Where the. You are drunk. [00:52:08] Speaker A: This thing is General Custard. The wrong way. This what he says. [00:52:13] Speaker B: That. Man. Whoever compares somebody to Custer, bro, you're drunk. [00:52:17] Speaker A: No, General Custer led his men into slaughter, and all he's doing is leading everybody to slaughter, and he's not fucking there. Not. [00:52:24] Speaker B: Was that custard last stand? [00:52:25] Speaker A: No, big Custer. Exactly. But Custard went down with the ship. But. But gender. But caitlin ain't no, she sinking with. [00:52:33] Speaker B: The sharing tails, right? Yeah. [00:52:35] Speaker A: He's like, charge. And here comes all the fucking engines. [00:52:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:52:39] Speaker A: Can I say engine? [00:52:40] Speaker B: Oh, I thought you were saying engines like a car engine. I didn't think about the fact that you were being ridiculous. Racist. Yo, you are a funny drunk, bro. You're gonna get. You're gonna get put in jail from a speech tonight. I feel like. [00:52:54] Speaker A: Come on, man. [00:52:56] Speaker B: I feel like we got hour, eight minutes. Way more than enough time for you to go to prison. [00:53:02] Speaker A: I just being old school with it, man. Engines is like. That's an old school word. [00:53:06] Speaker B: Terrible. [00:53:07] Speaker A: Is it? [00:53:07] Speaker B: Yeah. [00:53:08] Speaker A: Is it worse than oriental? [00:53:10] Speaker B: About the same, probably. [00:53:11] Speaker A: I think. [00:53:12] Speaker B: I think Orientals are right drunk. [00:53:14] Speaker A: That's what they said. That's how they changed it on us. Right. But again, they got fucking top ramen. It's still oriental flavor. [00:53:21] Speaker B: Good point. [00:53:22] Speaker A: So I don't know about that, you know? I mean, I don't know why. Why I can't. [00:53:25] Speaker B: Who owns Ramen, though? [00:53:27] Speaker A: There's two. There's Marshawn and then there's Nissan. Nissan? I think Marshawn is the. [00:53:34] Speaker B: What the fuck are we talking about? Robin. [00:53:35] Speaker A: I thought we talked about Robin. [00:53:36] Speaker C: Yeah, those are the companies. [00:53:38] Speaker B: What are they? Nissan? [00:53:39] Speaker A: No, listen. Yes, it looks like nice. [00:53:42] Speaker B: Well, no, no, no. I'm saying who owns the food? Like, what culture eats ramen? [00:53:47] Speaker A: I don't think asian. [00:53:47] Speaker B: I think it's a poverty, my nigga. [00:53:50] Speaker A: Or can we say oriental then? [00:53:52] Speaker B: No, neither. There's a specific place where ramen. [00:53:54] Speaker A: No, there isn't. [00:53:55] Speaker B: So is it all of at the same time? [00:53:57] Speaker A: Did they have ramen in China? Yeah, they have ramen. [00:53:59] Speaker C: Yeah, those. Not ramen. [00:54:01] Speaker A: What? Fuck. It's the same shit. No, it's not. [00:54:05] Speaker C: What's that? [00:54:06] Speaker B: Udon. [00:54:07] Speaker A: So faux vietnamese. But again, it's all noodles, my nigga. [00:54:11] Speaker C: Yeah, but it's not ramen. Foe is not ramen. [00:54:13] Speaker B: Yo, you are a funny drunk. [00:54:14] Speaker A: Okay, let me look it up. [00:54:15] Speaker C: Faux and ramen are two different things. [00:54:17] Speaker B: Very much so. [00:54:18] Speaker C: Faux, you could lose weight. [00:54:19] Speaker A: You could. [00:54:20] Speaker C: This is a healthy meal. [00:54:21] Speaker B: Real ramen. You could lose weight, but the top ramen, you could. [00:54:24] Speaker C: That's all sodium. [00:54:25] Speaker B: Yeah, it's nothing real. Ramen is like bone broth and water and. And the noodles and then some different. [00:54:33] Speaker C: Whatever you put in there. Seasoning. Yeah, but that ramen noodles, whatever that shit is, that's a brick. And then when you heat it up, it turns soft. Yeah, that shit could. It's something else. That's the science. [00:54:44] Speaker B: Especially that little packet they give you, too. [00:54:46] Speaker C: That packet, both of them are science experiment. [00:54:49] Speaker B: You probably could grow some ant farm in that bitch. [00:54:51] Speaker C: Plus, 99 cent. [00:54:53] Speaker B: It's not even 99 cent, bro. For ramen noodles, it's like $0.13. [00:54:57] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm thinking the box. Oh, no, the twelve pack. [00:55:00] Speaker B: Yeah. The whole thing is like $9.99. [00:55:02] Speaker C: I never buy just one. [00:55:03] Speaker B: Right. It's like $0.13. What you got, Mac? [00:55:06] Speaker A: Okay, so ramen is supposed to be japanese, but not so quite. Not now. [00:55:12] Speaker B: Does that English say that in order? You might not even read in order when you're drunk. Read left to right. [00:55:20] Speaker A: They show up my door and I'm drunk. You're right, Fritz. I'll be in a fucking cage next to you. [00:55:23] Speaker B: Don't skip words, bro. Left to right, right. Start over. [00:55:27] Speaker A: You know what? It was because I thought I was reading Japanese. I was doing right to left. [00:55:31] Speaker C: That must be all right. [00:55:34] Speaker A: Doing the fact that ramen is, though technically a. [00:55:36] Speaker B: You said doing the fact. [00:55:38] Speaker C: Due to the fact. [00:55:39] Speaker A: Due to the fact, okay, that ramen is technically, though technically a dish, not a monolith. It takes many forms. [00:55:46] Speaker B: Oh, no. Stop right there. Anybody who uses the word monolith in a sentence, just get the fuck it. I don't even to hear that. I'm so triggered by safe space. People are not a monolith. [00:55:55] Speaker C: Safe space model. All those words are starting to become trigger words for me now. [00:55:59] Speaker B: You're where I was, remember? Two years ago? I'm tired of these words. Bro net, new and fuck them. I don't even care no more. Never mind fuck. [00:56:07] Speaker A: No. Ramen is japanese, right? Well, yeah, okay, japanese. But it's not quite that simple, okay? As if anything ever is. Jap Japan is a nearby neighbor of China, have long historical culture ties. And ramen is one of those. Ramen points out ramen culture. After Japan ended its formal isolation in the 1860s, chinese migrants crossed the East China Sea and settled in Japan, especially Yokohama. It is from tires. Huh? [00:56:36] Speaker B: I got some Yokoma tires on the under. Oh, no. I don't know more. I had them on there. [00:56:40] Speaker A: I was about to say on my. [00:56:43] Speaker B: Tv test on my BMW. [00:56:45] Speaker A: Okay, you still got the beaver? [00:56:47] Speaker B: I traded it in. I got. When I got the new one. [00:56:49] Speaker A: Okay. It was there. Introduced the style of preparing noodles. Caught on initially known as knocking soba. The combination of Japanese. [00:56:59] Speaker B: Hey, bro, this is too much. Thank you. Thank you. China to Japan. But can I say. [00:57:03] Speaker A: We're just gonna say asian, but I'm not. [00:57:05] Speaker B: No, we'll say Chinese. Because the Chinese brought it over. It started in Japan, but it was from people who came from China to do it. I say Chinese. But look, though, I'm concerned now because I'm not sure that you should be driving the way you're speaking. [00:57:16] Speaker A: Oh, we got. We got about 40 minutes for me sober. [00:57:19] Speaker B: You think you'd be okay? [00:57:19] Speaker A: I'll be fine. [00:57:20] Speaker B: Okay. Um, where were we? [00:57:23] Speaker C: It's a Jimmy Mac topic. Topic one, is it? [00:57:26] Speaker B: I don't think he's on. Only he's on paper. [00:57:28] Speaker A: Well, I was looking at a fucking article, so obviously I wasn't ready. [00:57:33] Speaker C: I remember how to bring it up or talk about it. [00:57:36] Speaker B: Mac is. [00:57:37] Speaker A: Of course I know how to bring it up. I can read. [00:57:39] Speaker B: Oh, my God. This guy is a fucking little testy bitch right now. [00:57:45] Speaker A: No, no. You know what? I did get mad back. I like, like, I'm sorry. I said what I said. I said sorry. You. [00:57:52] Speaker B: You mean a 40, 57 minutes ago at the beginning of our show? [00:57:56] Speaker A: I feel like he know when I said what I said about Jason, that. [00:57:58] Speaker C: Was not being funny. [00:57:59] Speaker B: No, that was after Smoove got off. [00:58:01] Speaker A: Yeah, that was 20 minutes ago. Yeah, it wasn't even 20 minutes ago. But I just feel like he hasn't forgiven. [00:58:04] Speaker B: He's not a look. [00:58:06] Speaker C: Yeah, I'm not. [00:58:08] Speaker B: He was being the funny one of us by making like he was offended by it. But it was just for the humor. That's what he's always said. He's like, I make it possible for people to say funny things. That's why he thinks he's the funniest one. He's the setup guy. That's his opinion of himself. [00:58:23] Speaker A: He's the law. We're the fucking gaffer in the fucking light. [00:58:28] Speaker B: La Clippers called Slayer Slam City or something. [00:58:33] Speaker C: What was it called? [00:58:33] Speaker A: I don't know. [00:58:33] Speaker B: Lob City. [00:58:34] Speaker A: Love City. [00:58:35] Speaker B: We're lob City. He's Chris Paul. [00:58:36] Speaker C: Yeah, you Blake? You still don't make it. [00:58:39] Speaker B: Oh, I cannot be Blake. I'm the one who's Deandre. [00:58:47] Speaker A: No doubt. No doubt. What? Again? I don't. This baby. This. No, I'm not doing anything. This bitch just be doing weird shit. [00:58:54] Speaker B: What are we talking about? Siri? [00:58:56] Speaker A: Yeah, just all of a sudden, voice control jumped off. [00:58:58] Speaker B: Uh, you pushed a button. [00:58:59] Speaker A: I didn't touch this bitch. [00:59:00] Speaker B: You have it in your hand. [00:59:01] Speaker A: But I didn't do anything. [00:59:03] Speaker B: And you're drunk. Nah, you're not drunk, but you are slurring words. [00:59:06] Speaker A: No, no, no. I didn't do shit. This motherfucker shit be extra. Talking about AI have another shot. I will in a minute. Stop it. [00:59:15] Speaker C: You got 40 minutes. [00:59:16] Speaker A: I know. So I can take one within the next 40. Shush. Thanks, mom. [00:59:22] Speaker B: This nigga. [00:59:24] Speaker C: This nigga might have to eat some of the food. [00:59:26] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. [00:59:27] Speaker A: No, no, I'm taking some food for. [00:59:28] Speaker C: Sure, you know, so you could soak it up. [00:59:30] Speaker A: I mean, that's not how it works. [00:59:32] Speaker B: Okay, okay. [00:59:33] Speaker A: The only thing that sobers up is time. [00:59:35] Speaker B: You're in charge anyways. [00:59:37] Speaker A: We can't control anyways in t ways, okay? We talk a lot of shit, right, about fucking single moms. Right? [00:59:46] Speaker C: And you don't know if you talk. [00:59:48] Speaker B: Shit about, we have, they've ruined all the black men. [00:59:52] Speaker C: Yeah, we, that's more stating. [00:59:58] Speaker B: Difference. [01:00:00] Speaker A: And we, and we talk about how, like, they can't raise a man, right? Like, you know, I mean, like, there's, it's not possible because, again, that's why we have this bitch made society, because of all these single moms that have raised these dudes that want to have hyphenated names and they act like their moms and all this bullshit, right? So because of that, it got me to thinking, what about if you're a dude in your single dad and you have a daughter, is it possible to raise her? [01:00:27] Speaker B: Well, you can act like a bitch, right? [01:00:30] Speaker A: What you mean? So you mean in front of her? Like, you. Would you just be like. [01:00:34] Speaker B: I'm saying you can do shit. This people excited. Oh, you such a bitch. Like, if you were a guy and somebody called you a bitch, what would you be doing if they. For them to call you a bitch? [01:00:43] Speaker A: What? [01:00:44] Speaker B: Name some things. [01:00:44] Speaker A: That guy isn't my daughter. What do you mean? [01:00:46] Speaker B: Stand by. We're just talking in general, okay? A man is doing something like, oh, nigga, you act like a bitch. What are they doing when they, when somebody, let's think of all the things that you're doing when somebody says, you acting like a bitch, complaining about. You complain like the best of the women, right? [01:01:00] Speaker A: Being pet. [01:01:00] Speaker B: You can be paid like women, right? So what's, what can you teach her that our mom can do? [01:01:04] Speaker C: Study actually shows that a single father raise a kid like percentage wise, just as good as two parent household. [01:01:11] Speaker B: So kids that French, where is that stat? [01:01:15] Speaker A: Because the reason why you got a fucking he gonna do research. [01:01:18] Speaker B: Cuz the reason why, the reason why I ask is the reason why I asked that is because that would be a good stat. But how the fuck could you prove it? How? Like, what do you mean? [01:01:31] Speaker C: I guess depending of what the kids become. I guess that's how you prove it. [01:01:34] Speaker A: Like again, so you, the fact that you are a single dad and you raised a kid and neither one of them went to translatable or what if. [01:01:43] Speaker B: They were a college dropout though? [01:01:47] Speaker A: Well, again, what's the percentage of two house. [01:01:52] Speaker C: Well, no, hold on. [01:01:53] Speaker B: Let me finish. [01:01:53] Speaker A: Okay. [01:01:54] Speaker B: What if they were a college dropout and then founded Facebook and that's why they quit college? So what are your stats based on? You know what I'm saying? When he's saying based off the stats of what they become. Well, I'm saying, but what if you are a college dropout? What is does that go? I'm sure that's a stat. Well, not if, not people who are raised by. [01:02:10] Speaker A: Not if you become an owner of a fucking billion multibillion dollar company. [01:02:13] Speaker B: The stats don't know that you became the owner. They just know that. No, the stats just know you dropped out out of college. So when they're saying how many people that were raised by men only dropped out of college, Mark Zuckerberg is on that list. That's a stat. You see what I'm saying? [01:02:25] Speaker A: Would they not be like, what? How many people raised by men have gone on to, to create billion dollar or run billion dollar corporations? [01:02:34] Speaker B: Yes, but I'm saying that there's a problem in the calculation because they're not going to say, oh, well, if that person became a multimillionaire, we have to take them off the drop down of college list. They'll be on the drop down of college list and the billionaire list. So the stats will be skewed. So when you're saying, oh, they looked at the. What they became. I don't know what this. How they managed those stats. You see what I'm saying? [01:02:54] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:02:55] Speaker B: Mark Zuckerberg is a failure. If we're talking about graduating college. [01:03:00] Speaker C: Do you see what I'm saying? [01:03:02] Speaker B: He failed at graduating college. French Reggie has done far. French Reggie went to a graduate school. [01:03:07] Speaker A: Right. [01:03:07] Speaker B: So not only did he fuck Mark Zuckerberg in his ass and undergrads, he went and did a double down that and gave him, you know, I'm saying, balls to the chin nuts. [01:03:15] Speaker A: And you had to pay for that. [01:03:16] Speaker B: Too, or Biden did. [01:03:19] Speaker A: No, Biden is. Biden stopped fucking. [01:03:22] Speaker B: He deserted you, bro. [01:03:23] Speaker A: Yeah, Biden is that. That memorandum is not. [01:03:29] Speaker B: So how much you still owe now, Matt French? [01:03:31] Speaker A: I mean, since you remember this nigga. Didn't he. Didn't he have a group or some shit that you just sold some shit to that, you know, kind of consolidated some shit? Shit. [01:03:40] Speaker B: I thought he was doing that flower thing, that. What's that flower? [01:03:46] Speaker C: I didn't do no cost. The Biden program does this thing where you don't pick. You can pay, like, instead of paying, like, 300 a month, you pay like, $50. [01:03:54] Speaker B: And it's just the right. [01:03:55] Speaker A: But again, I thought they were right. [01:03:59] Speaker C: Yeah, but. But it's like a certain people, like, right now, they technically said if you look at their administration, they say thus far, they. They've forgave, like, 3 billion or something. [01:04:08] Speaker B: But not you. Is it because you can't speak in the english accent? [01:04:12] Speaker A: If. I bet if Idris Elba was fucking. [01:04:15] Speaker B: I bet he like, hey, could you take off this? [01:04:18] Speaker A: Hey, man. Hey, man. What? I'm calling a right buddy. [01:04:21] Speaker C: I'm calling in about a link that plays a video of that study. [01:04:26] Speaker A: Yeah, I'm calling it about my student loan, and I just wanted to understand why I still owe as much as the fucking foreign. [01:04:32] Speaker B: Exactly. [01:04:36] Speaker A: Why the niggas that don't put h's in humans. [01:04:38] Speaker E: If a man and wife raise a child, they're less likely to end up in jail, but they have the same statistical chance as children raised by just their father. Girls with no fathers in the home have lower self esteem. No father family is more likely to be victims of abuse, especially with single mothers. Children with high bmi more often come from fatherless homes. Fathers have the fittest children. That was really interesting to me. The more opportunities a child has to interact with biological father, the less likely they are to commit a crime or have contact with a juvenile justice system. Okay, another way to say that is men and women who are incarcerated. The population of the prisons mostly encompass fatherless homes. Now, here's something that no one else has, which I think is cool, and I don't really say this eloquently, if a man and wife raise a child, they're less likely to end up in jail, but they have the same statistical chance as children raised by just their father. [01:05:42] Speaker B: No, he was trying to. What the fuck is happening over there on that couch? [01:05:46] Speaker C: He's trying to focus. [01:05:48] Speaker A: I need to hear that one more time, because her? [01:05:50] Speaker B: Yeah, she's funny body. [01:05:52] Speaker A: No, she said a bunch of shit. [01:05:53] Speaker B: Autistic or something. [01:05:54] Speaker A: I think she said a bunch of shit that fucking threw me off. Because again, I was looking at she. No, I couldn't look at her and listen. [01:06:03] Speaker B: She's got funny movements. [01:06:04] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:06:04] Speaker B: I think she's got some kind of motive. What is it? Motor. Tory? No. [01:06:09] Speaker C: Motor skills. [01:06:10] Speaker A: No, no. [01:06:10] Speaker B: Something with her motor skills. Yeah, maybe that's, like, something that she can't control. Something. [01:06:14] Speaker A: Yeah. So I'm not gonna look at her. I just want to listen to a. [01:06:18] Speaker E: Man and wife raise a child. They're less likely to end up in jail, but they have the same statistical chance as children raised by just their father. Girls with no fathers in the home have lower self esteem. No father. Families more likely to be victims of abuse, especially with single mothers. Children with. [01:06:38] Speaker A: Okay, that's the part that fucked me right there. So again, that's why. No, no, it was just a. No, no. What? It seems like there was just a double, like, compounding of whatever information. Right? Because she said that, you know, people that without fathers are more susceptible, especially with single mothers. Like, well, what the fuck are we talking about? We talk about orphans or we talk about people just running the street. Like, if the father's not there, obviously we're talking about single mothers. I think that's what fucked me up. So that's. That. That was my hiccup right there. And I'm good. I'm good now. [01:07:08] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:07:08] Speaker A: But I realized that's what it was. [01:07:10] Speaker B: It was her. [01:07:11] Speaker A: You know, when she said, you know, fuck. And people raised without fathers, especially single mothers, like, it was just those two. That. That information didn't necessarily make sense. [01:07:23] Speaker B: That's the add. [01:07:24] Speaker C: But that really bothered you. [01:07:25] Speaker A: Well, it didn't. It didn't make sense to me. Right again. It threw me off. Because again, what are you saying? It's like there's. [01:07:30] Speaker C: She's doubling down. [01:07:31] Speaker A: No, there's information. Right again. So that's confusing. Right. Why are you saying shit that doesn't need to be said? [01:07:36] Speaker B: I saw you going to your Franken beans safe space looking like Jimmy neutron. [01:07:40] Speaker C: When he has to think, Frankie beans. [01:07:41] Speaker B: Frankie beans. And you, like, put your hands over your ears. [01:07:43] Speaker A: And you were. Because I didn't. I have to. There's a. The ADHd thing is real. Like, me and Fridge talked about it in the fucking half baked there. You could talk about it not being. I used to have to sit in the front row and focus on people's lips to understand, to get the words. Right. Because again, sometimes if you're just talking, you might say shit like that, that you put too much information out that doesn't make sense. And that's what she said. She said too much shit that didn't make sense. Father without fathers. Obviously we're talking about single mothers. But then she said, especially with single mothers. Well, especially what you just said without fathers. So what the fuck are we talking about especially? That doesn't make sense to me. [01:08:25] Speaker B: Well, maybe it could. Yeah, you're right. [01:08:27] Speaker A: It just doesn't. Right again. So then that's just extra information. That is. [01:08:31] Speaker B: But it could be like, you know, maybe that they live with their grandparents, or maybe they. The mother lives at home with the grandparents. But if you're a single mother, is just you. Nobody's helping. [01:08:40] Speaker A: Okay. Okay. [01:08:41] Speaker B: Possibly. I don't know. [01:08:41] Speaker A: Okay. No, no, that makes sense. Again. But. But see, again, my mind doesn't digest it that quickly or to get those other components and options available. I just assume that if there's not a father, we're talking about a single mother. [01:08:54] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:08:54] Speaker A: So then when she says, especially a single mother, I'm like, well, why'd you just fucking. [01:08:58] Speaker C: Do you think that's enough stats for you as far as. Because she talk about and BMI. She talked about health. [01:09:06] Speaker B: Yeah, but she didn't. She didn't. She's just talking, though. She's the source. I don't know what her sources are. [01:09:11] Speaker A: So she could source shit. [01:09:13] Speaker B: She could just have that opinion, you know? [01:09:14] Speaker C: No, I think she said a study, so I think. [01:09:17] Speaker A: Oh, come on. [01:09:18] Speaker B: No, no, I respect what your. Your point, and I can look into it more based off of the information that you gave me. However, I can't necessarily say whether her stats are credible or not. And she looks like she has some type of affliction also, so. [01:09:29] Speaker A: Well, she could be on the spectrum. [01:09:31] Speaker B: Yeah, she's on something. [01:09:32] Speaker A: Yeah. [01:09:32] Speaker B: I mean, you know, she could still get it if it was somebody like, you know, if you was. If it was somebody like, should I smash or not? Somebody would hit it. [01:09:40] Speaker A: I ain't gonna lie. Let me see me the video. I'll be telling you. I think I hit it. [01:09:44] Speaker B: Yeah, somebody. Somebody would smash her. So it's not like I'm saying she's, like, fucked up, but she does have an affliction spectrum. [01:09:50] Speaker A: People go wild. [01:09:50] Speaker B: I wonder what that nut would be like, though. Does she, like, do something different? Like, does she make a crazy looking face? [01:09:57] Speaker A: Man, you know they do, man. They go on a dick, like, like. [01:10:02] Speaker C: What y'all seen the gal kid in Sports Illustrated. [01:10:06] Speaker B: No. [01:10:09] Speaker A: Straight to do. [01:10:10] Speaker B: What is she wearing? Like a one. A grandma or one piece? [01:10:13] Speaker A: Yes. This is not grandma. One piece with a low cut top. [01:10:16] Speaker B: Oh, God. [01:10:17] Speaker A: On it. You. [01:10:20] Speaker C: What you're doing? Are you in? [01:10:21] Speaker A: Fuck, yeah. [01:10:24] Speaker C: You ain't because of the money or. [01:10:25] Speaker A: No, no, right, no, I'm definitely. Just. Because of the swimsuit. She looks good. Get that. [01:10:32] Speaker B: She looks younger. [01:10:34] Speaker A: I don't even know if this AI. It could be filled. [01:10:37] Speaker C: Yeah, but she's really in the COVID of Sports Illustrated. Okay. [01:10:40] Speaker A: Not cover. [01:10:41] Speaker B: Well, that's not bad. She don't look bad. [01:10:42] Speaker A: Not cover, though, right? [01:10:44] Speaker B: No cover. [01:10:44] Speaker A: He's just in it. [01:10:45] Speaker C: No cover. [01:10:46] Speaker B: She doesn't look bad right there. Maybe I'm too far away. Maybe my eyes are degrading. But she don't look too bad right now. [01:10:51] Speaker A: She definitely, definitely. That Gail key 60 something, right? [01:10:54] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:10:54] Speaker A: Yeah. You already said you fuck the oldest woman in the world. [01:10:57] Speaker B: But that's a lot of t, though. [01:10:58] Speaker A: But again, that's a lot less. [01:11:00] Speaker B: No, but I mean, could you imagine her old, frail bones underneath that baggy skin? The oldest one in the world. Could you imagine grabbing her and, like, supporting her? [01:11:07] Speaker A: Hold up, though. Not up, though. [01:11:08] Speaker B: Could you imagine supporting her back? And you feel her. [01:11:10] Speaker A: You can feel her spine. [01:11:11] Speaker B: No. You can feel her skeleton. Like you could see the skeleton. [01:11:14] Speaker A: No, no. [01:11:15] Speaker B: From school. [01:11:15] Speaker A: So I saw. [01:11:16] Speaker B: But there's just meat around. [01:11:17] Speaker A: I saw a video, and it was this jamaican lady. [01:11:19] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:11:20] Speaker A: And she was 100. She said she was 140. [01:11:22] Speaker C: I saw that video, bro. [01:11:24] Speaker A: She said she's 140. [01:11:26] Speaker B: And could you imagine when I put her back in the buck and that hip snaps? [01:11:29] Speaker A: I don't. This shirt and her leg just cut off. I think you got to sign a disclaimer why certain positions are off limits. [01:11:35] Speaker B: What would be the position? She has me on top. [01:11:37] Speaker A: The buck. The buck. You can't. [01:11:38] Speaker B: You can't do the buck. [01:11:39] Speaker A: No, you can't. You can't put the legs in a position where they may not come back. [01:11:42] Speaker B: What about the wheelbarrow? [01:11:45] Speaker A: Because that's straight out. That's straight out. Like her legs. [01:11:47] Speaker B: No, no, the back, the upside down. So she's on her back wheelbarrow. She got her hand, you know what I'm saying? Not the one where she can walk around the room because she's on. She's got her hands down, but she's facing the ceiling. And you know what I'm saying? That way I can put a little bit less pressure on that, I think. [01:12:00] Speaker A: Yeah, she's vertical. Right. She's got a. She's got a. Like, a straight plane. Yeah, I think that's. That's. That's. I think it's the bendable position. [01:12:07] Speaker B: No Boston chicken wing now. [01:12:08] Speaker A: No Boston chickweeze for the 140 year old bitch. Like, again, I think that. [01:12:13] Speaker B: But, I mean, if you did it that one time, it'd be the best nut. [01:12:16] Speaker A: So, again, before everything snapped, if you want to go. So I used to wrestle, right? And they used to. What the fuck was the eye roll about? [01:12:24] Speaker B: Nothing. Singlet. Go ahead. [01:12:25] Speaker A: It was the eye roll about nothing, man. [01:12:27] Speaker C: Go ahead. [01:12:27] Speaker B: You wrestle. [01:12:28] Speaker A: So. So we call it a half Nelson, right? [01:12:31] Speaker B: Yeah, half Nelson. [01:12:32] Speaker A: So you might be able to get a half buck naked, right? Like, so you leg. Yeah. Yeah. So you can't, but you can't. [01:12:38] Speaker B: It's almost like we're scissoring, though. That's gay. I don't want to scissor. I want a book. [01:12:41] Speaker A: Nah, nah. That's not gay. If you have some pussy. Rich Reggie. Is it gay if you was a pussy? [01:12:46] Speaker B: No, you just rub it on her clip. [01:12:48] Speaker A: Rich Reggie is on the agreeable side tonight. Like, and I'm drunk. [01:12:51] Speaker B: I don't think french registers ever put anybody in the book. [01:12:54] Speaker A: Whoa, cuz. [01:12:56] Speaker B: He didn't. He didn't make a. I didn't see. I didn't see an emotional connection when you said it, he's like, what is that? It's almost like he's like, what? [01:13:01] Speaker A: Talk about it. [01:13:02] Speaker B: What are you talking about? Yo, Jimmy Mac drunk is a weird nigga. This is a weirdo. [01:13:10] Speaker C: We've lost him. Cause he still hasn't. It's still his topic. [01:13:13] Speaker A: Talk about it, Mac. [01:13:19] Speaker C: It's still your topic, bro. [01:13:20] Speaker B: He doesn't know what the topic is. [01:13:22] Speaker C: Women raising. [01:13:23] Speaker B: He has no idea what the topic is. [01:13:24] Speaker C: Men raising women. [01:13:25] Speaker B: Is that. [01:13:26] Speaker A: So? I guess we. The fact that you. In a buck, we just, you know, never. Comfortable. Yeah, I mean, again, like, that's just not. That's off limits. [01:13:34] Speaker B: He's not comfortable. What's better. [01:13:38] Speaker A: You didn't even say that in your language. What the fuck was that? [01:13:41] Speaker B: What's better for the buck? Younger or older? [01:13:44] Speaker C: Knee flexibility. [01:13:45] Speaker B: So younger? Yeah. [01:13:47] Speaker C: I mean, some old chicks probably still. [01:13:49] Speaker A: I think it's more hip flexibility, right? [01:13:51] Speaker B: Yeah. Yeah. [01:13:52] Speaker C: So. [01:13:52] Speaker B: So then what's better? Skinny or big for the buck? Yeah, I'm saying big. Big, big. [01:13:58] Speaker C: That she can handle. Her. [01:13:59] Speaker B: She can. Bigger is better for the buck, bro. Little skinny bitches in a buck is ridiculous. Yeah. [01:14:04] Speaker A: Cause you don't get that bounce yet. Those kitty bitches, you could pin them legs right next to their fucking torso. [01:14:10] Speaker B: Yeah, but you can feel the mattress through their back. [01:14:12] Speaker A: Who gives a shit? [01:14:13] Speaker C: You like skinny girls, though. [01:14:15] Speaker A: I don't give a fuck. I like that can take fucking long. [01:14:18] Speaker C: You don't like the recall? Well, you don't like. [01:14:21] Speaker A: I like it all. [01:14:21] Speaker B: I don't want. [01:14:23] Speaker A: Don't put me in a box. [01:14:25] Speaker B: I don't feel the cars backseat through her back, even though I'm fucking her. You know what I'm saying? If I got on a crazy buck, big girls, they eat that buck up. [01:14:31] Speaker A: We just talked about fucking the spectrum. Faces like that they make. Again, I'm all for that. I'm all for that. [01:14:40] Speaker B: What does that do with anything? [01:14:41] Speaker A: That's what I'm just talking about. [01:14:42] Speaker B: So, big girl, skinny girl, young girl, you don't matter. Just. [01:14:45] Speaker A: Yeah, as long as you can make a good face. For sure. Like, what is. That was a classic song by faces. Yeah. [01:14:54] Speaker B: Short to him and Devin, the dudes. Not. [01:14:57] Speaker A: Wasn't that. Don't. Don't come. You already put the name Scarface, right? [01:15:02] Speaker B: Scarface too short and non rapping. Devin the dude. [01:15:05] Speaker A: Right? I mean, that was. He was on the extra. He was on the remix, right. Because again, I think the original was just too short and fucking Scarface. [01:15:13] Speaker B: The two shorts on, a little kim there was fly was called call me. [01:15:16] Speaker A: Call me, nigga. Listen, you know. Look, you know how many. You know how many bitches you so drunk, dude? [01:15:24] Speaker B: Not even drunk. You're not even drunk. [01:15:25] Speaker A: I'm not. But, like, I would be like, listen to this song. [01:15:29] Speaker B: Your brain is just not connecting. It's not firing all the. [01:15:31] Speaker A: I was like, listen. Listen to this song. And then, you know what? We finna do like that. That call me song. Yeah, that was a motherfucking banger. [01:15:40] Speaker B: You know what's so crazy? [01:15:41] Speaker A: A banger. And then the fact that she's like, fuck me too. I bleed. Like, she said there was some wild shit. [01:15:46] Speaker B: No, she said some crazy biggies type stuff. [01:15:48] Speaker A: There was some wild shit on that song. [01:15:49] Speaker B: Being said, my fucking kidnap kids fucking the ass time over the bridge. Yeah. So fly, drink your daddy's piss. Something like that. Suck your daddy's dick. [01:15:59] Speaker A: Yeah, he did say suck your daddy's dick. That's some weird shit. [01:16:02] Speaker B: Yeah, that's definitely not. [01:16:03] Speaker C: He says some shit about the escape girls, too. Like some. [01:16:05] Speaker B: Yeah, before I fucked him ugly. I do something about a hairy pussy or something. Whatever. [01:16:10] Speaker A: Yeah, he says some weird. Again, a few things. So again, she was on some of that with that song, she says some part of the lyrics that was like, yo, what she say? [01:16:21] Speaker B: Rate me till I like it. [01:16:22] Speaker A: Yeah, some shit like that. [01:16:23] Speaker B: They say rate me till I love it. [01:16:24] Speaker C: So, man, you don't think men can raise daughter? You raise a daughter. So you don't think you did a good job? [01:16:28] Speaker A: No, it was, it was a question. I didn't say that I. It couldn't be done. [01:16:34] Speaker B: You're saying a single dad raise a woman, right? [01:16:36] Speaker A: Because again, we talked about a man or woman not being able to raise a single mom, not being able to raise a man. [01:16:42] Speaker B: You know how feel about this, right? Cmb gotta be both. [01:16:45] Speaker C: Yeah. That's the best route. It's always gotta be. [01:16:48] Speaker A: I believe that. Right, because again, I think otherwise you get very thuggish, tomboyish, you know? I mean, like, you don't necessarily tomboys. Because again, like, you, when you're teaching her, right? So if you're asking me, right, because again, you're not there. [01:17:02] Speaker C: Yeah. [01:17:03] Speaker A: If you're asking me how I. You're gonna have to raise her to be harder, right? Because again, this is what you know, right. And you know that she's going to be coming against niggas that are like you. [01:17:13] Speaker B: My wife, my wife is tomboys and she was raised both her parents. She's the tomboy of her sister. [01:17:18] Speaker C: She's the thing that. The hardest thing I think she might deal with by being raised by the hardest thing she might deal with. No, z, I wish I could rewind. She may have. [01:17:33] Speaker A: Come on. Fucking she. [01:17:35] Speaker C: She may have. She may have a hard time, especially when she gets older. Older. Like when she's seriously dating, she may have a hard time finding a partner because she will have this expectation on how what men are supposed to be like because of her dad. Like, the dad may give her a false level of expectations. She may have a hard time with that. [01:17:55] Speaker A: You can't say expectations. [01:17:56] Speaker C: Expectations. [01:17:58] Speaker B: That's just a clerical error, though. [01:18:00] Speaker A: No, not that american make. No, we don't say expectations words, my nigga. [01:18:05] Speaker B: That's a clerical error. I need him to fix the accent, though. He's like, no, I can do the voice. I can do the accent. They're the same to me. If I'm an ice agent. I'm not going to break that shit up for you. Oh, yeah, you got the accent, but you didn't get the voice, nigga. You're going in the truck. [01:18:17] Speaker C: That's the thing. I think a girl being raised by her dad might have difficulty with because even some girls that are raised with both parents, because they were raised with both parents, they have a hard time because their dad, dad put, gave, gave them this level of expectation. So it's like nothing impressed them because. [01:18:34] Speaker A: Their daddy did well, no, in the. [01:18:36] Speaker C: Scene, I think that's my dad took me. [01:18:38] Speaker A: Well, no, see, again, I think that's one thing like right where you're talking about, you know, kind of like you, you catered or spoiled her or whatever. I'm thinking more in the lines of fucking hardening her. Right. Like again, I think, you know, as you would a boy, right, like you. [01:18:56] Speaker C: She'S not going to have a boy experience. So I don't think you're going to know. [01:18:58] Speaker A: But again, it doesn't matter. She's going to have worse than a boy experience. She's gonna have a girl experience. You already talked about this, how they fucking got it the worst in the world. So. Right, you, if you're a man and you're, I would feel like if you were a single dad, your daughter would be thugged out, nigga. Like, because again, because you already are preparing her for the worst experience in life. [01:19:20] Speaker C: Not at all, cuz I, if I. [01:19:21] Speaker A: Have a daughter, child soldier nigga, I. [01:19:23] Speaker C: Would want her to be feminine. I want her to be at her best as a woman because she's, she's my. [01:19:27] Speaker A: How do you teach her? [01:19:30] Speaker C: I'm gonna make sure she understands. [01:19:31] Speaker A: How do you know what it's like to be a woman? [01:19:33] Speaker C: I don't need to know, but I. [01:19:35] Speaker B: Know boy means three person. [01:19:37] Speaker C: It's not about what it's like to. [01:19:38] Speaker A: Be a woman because we talk about them with the women. They don't know what it's like to be a man. So how can they raise a man? [01:19:44] Speaker C: The problem with when, when a single mom is raising a man is they tell men how to deal with problems. [01:19:50] Speaker B: Like Zill, how did zillow how to deal. [01:19:52] Speaker C: Dill, Dill, Dill, there it is. [01:19:54] Speaker A: Hey, now deal with problems like a bogo like them. [01:19:59] Speaker C: But a single dad, if he tells a girl how to deal a problem like a man outside of violence, because like, cuz you don't, you wouldn't even tell your son just any nigga. No, because your son can get his ass. [01:20:09] Speaker B: What? [01:20:10] Speaker C: So you wouldn't tell your daughter the same. So it actually will be beneficial. [01:20:13] Speaker A: How? [01:20:15] Speaker C: Because you, you raising a woman that's gonna logically think in a, in a situation that could become harmful instead of emotionally think. So you actually given your daughter an upper hand by raising her like a man in that essence, when it comes to be ready for violence and be ready for that, because she'll know when to get the fuck out. She'll know how to quickly. You know, she'll. [01:20:36] Speaker B: She'll show. [01:20:37] Speaker C: No, not to try a man to not get hurt, so on and so forth. So I don't think she's going to be for tough. I think she's just going to be wild wise. [01:20:46] Speaker B: Hmm. [01:20:47] Speaker A: Shout out the Ford. No, I'm just saying I got an f 150, nigga. So, you know. [01:20:53] Speaker B: Okay. [01:20:58] Speaker C: Because it. Because it goes like. Just like with the girls that are raised with both house, with both parents. Like, the dad tends to still give them those aware, that awareness. [01:21:06] Speaker A: But you would think that she would be less feminine. [01:21:10] Speaker B: I don't know about that. That I don't think. [01:21:12] Speaker C: I think. I think that's gonna be up to her. [01:21:15] Speaker B: Wouldn't a girl mimic or emulate what they see dad bringing home or dead out with? Yeah, I don't think they want to be like their dad. [01:21:22] Speaker C: And I hope dad got sister some auntie, some. Some other people. [01:21:26] Speaker B: So. Okay, so I'm noticing something that we're doing here, right? We're gonna. We're gonna make these claims, but then we won't allow this type of thing when it comes to gay parents. So we've, on this show, been hip hop if. [01:21:38] Speaker C: No, they start to talk about that now. About what? What about gay parents probably influencing the kids that they're raising to become gay? [01:21:47] Speaker B: They're saying that it does. [01:21:48] Speaker C: They're starting. Yeah, they're starting to talk about that now. [01:21:50] Speaker B: Well, then we have to accept the same thing here then. This argument is that Mac is saying that guys raising girls would make the girls be more like them. So therefore, the influence would be that the girls would be mannish or manly or whatever. [01:22:02] Speaker C: What did the thing say? Everything's not a monolith or something. [01:22:07] Speaker A: That was against ramen. [01:22:09] Speaker B: You just got through saying. You're not gonna use those words. [01:22:13] Speaker A: Come on. Like, fuck you, we're not doing that. [01:22:16] Speaker B: I would like to call out that. That was something funny that French Reggie said. So you said he's not funny? [01:22:20] Speaker A: No, I didn't. Stop that. I've already apologized. I know. It was the ride. [01:22:25] Speaker B: I just wanted to call out that. [01:22:26] Speaker A: French Reggie is hilarious. [01:22:27] Speaker B: Yeah, he just said something funny. [01:22:28] Speaker A: No, French Reggie is hilarious. I fucking laughed plenty of times. To fucking french reg. [01:22:33] Speaker B: What? Tell me when. [01:22:34] Speaker A: When he does. Fucking Black Rock stadium. [01:22:36] Speaker B: That's a long time ago. You got nothing more current? Anything post pandemic. [01:22:40] Speaker A: No, like when he. [01:22:41] Speaker B: What's the funniest thing? [01:22:42] Speaker A: He did post pandemic when he tasted his nut. [01:22:44] Speaker B: That was not. Well, he. [01:22:46] Speaker A: The story was told, so that wasn't post pandemic. [01:22:49] Speaker B: I thought when it happened. [01:22:50] Speaker C: It wasn't, but the story was. [01:22:52] Speaker A: I think it was post pandemic. You just try to make it seem like it was a long time ago. [01:22:59] Speaker C: I told the story. Post pandemic. [01:23:01] Speaker A: No. So again, you saying that the shit didn't happen less than four years ago? [01:23:05] Speaker C: No, this should happen when I was. Was young. [01:23:07] Speaker B: Oh, yeah. I didn't know that. So you're a child porn out. You're like a child predator. Tasted nut. You're tasting a little kid's neck against my nut. Yeah, but it's a. But it's a little kids that, though. Yeah, this story got dark. No, this story got dark. [01:23:21] Speaker C: That was the whole point, J Mac. [01:23:22] Speaker A: Because I was told your girl that. Hey, that wasn't when we were together, bro. But again, like, you're like, one degree. [01:23:29] Speaker B: Above adrenal right now. [01:23:30] Speaker A: No, this is what happened. Like, g money's like, what the fuck? He's like, no kidding. No, no. He's like, when did this happen? He's like, no, baby, that was before you. [01:23:38] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:23:39] Speaker A: Like, no, I don't do that shit now. [01:23:40] Speaker B: Right? [01:23:41] Speaker A: I'm not that kind of. [01:23:42] Speaker B: Does your girl know you jack off? [01:23:44] Speaker C: Does she know how to jack off? [01:23:45] Speaker B: Yeah. [01:23:45] Speaker C: Yeah, she does. [01:23:47] Speaker B: Why that's so funny to you? Like, who does she know that you. [01:23:51] Speaker C: I never jacked off in front of her. [01:23:52] Speaker B: But why did you roll your eyes? Why'd you roll your eyes when you say jacked off? [01:23:56] Speaker C: Cause I'm not gonna. I'd rather fuck her than jack off. [01:23:59] Speaker A: Come on, bro. You gotta. You gotta. [01:24:01] Speaker B: Come on. [01:24:02] Speaker C: Why would I use my hand if she's right there? [01:24:04] Speaker A: Because it's fun attitude. Like, you guys can do it both. Like, she. I'm sorry. No, man, I'm sorry. [01:24:11] Speaker B: You didn't marry somebody that could have been in your girl, but you chose otherwise, right? [01:24:16] Speaker C: If she's right, so my right hand should not be. [01:24:19] Speaker B: Does she know? What? [01:24:21] Speaker A: Are you for real? [01:24:22] Speaker C: Why would I jack off if she's right? [01:24:24] Speaker B: So you've never jacked off with her at the house? [01:24:25] Speaker C: Yes, I've done that. [01:24:26] Speaker B: Well, what are we talking about then? [01:24:27] Speaker C: But you said if she's looking at me. If she. [01:24:29] Speaker B: If we didn't say looking at you. [01:24:32] Speaker A: I'm all for the look at. Like, we could look. We could look at, like, some four place. [01:24:36] Speaker B: Have you guys noticed on Pornhub recently, they. The ad says, are you trying to jack off, but don't know, don't have any jerk. My partner. [01:24:43] Speaker A: No fucking hooker. No, no, no. It's not even jerk made. It's fucking what? Local hooker? [01:24:47] Speaker B: I don't know. My question is I. Every time I. She says, I say there. Who the fuck jacks off in a group? What are you talking about? [01:24:54] Speaker A: Boys, I'm sorry, I don't. I'm not on Pornhub. I've been off porn. No, spank bang is the one. It. So it starts stuff like. It's like fucking world hookers. And it's the same thing, though. The. The porno starts off with don't jerk off. Like, fucking meet fucking local bitches in your fucking town. World hookers.com. no credit card, no bullshit. [01:25:15] Speaker B: Don't do that. [01:25:16] Speaker A: I'm definitely not listeners. [01:25:17] Speaker B: Do not do that. [01:25:18] Speaker A: I'm definitely not finished jacking off. Like, I don't. I don't need no russian fucking STD. I don't need. No, no. [01:25:27] Speaker B: You're definitely getting sex trafficked if you go there. [01:25:29] Speaker A: Yeah, like, you're gonna be gun another. [01:25:30] Speaker B: Coat country in 2.5 seconds. You're gonna wake up in a. Was a shipping container. [01:25:36] Speaker A: And the thing about it is, they don't even want you to sex traffic. You're just gonna be like, minus kidneys. Like, your organs get harvested. Like, they don't want your fucking sex. They just want your fucking organs. They just go fucking take shit from you. [01:25:48] Speaker B: So you. Oh, well, you brought up a good point, I think. You can't watch just one. You can't just watch spank bang. [01:25:54] Speaker C: Cause after a while, those spank bang is a hub of other. [01:25:59] Speaker B: It's the perspective you're getting. A spank bang perspective? [01:26:03] Speaker A: Oh, yeah. No, for sure. [01:26:03] Speaker B: You have to go to, like, x hamster or something every now and then. [01:26:06] Speaker A: Maybe throw it. [01:26:07] Speaker B: You know what I'm saying? You can't just keep smoking weed. You gotta stop and detox for a second so you can start getting high again. [01:26:12] Speaker A: Yeah, it's been a long. But, you know, it took me years before that happened. So, I mean, so it's gonna be some years before I get off of fucking spank bank. [01:26:23] Speaker C: I'm sending you three more. [01:26:24] Speaker B: Three more what? [01:26:25] Speaker C: Three more different sites. [01:26:27] Speaker B: Who? [01:26:28] Speaker A: So again, so you're the jackoff master. Obviously. [01:26:31] Speaker B: You have. So you have a. Just a Rolodex full of porno sites. [01:26:35] Speaker A: Yeah, but. But he don't want to jack off in front of his girl. Like, this is my. This is my thing, bro. Like, there's nothing wrong. [01:26:40] Speaker C: I watch porn with my girl, and. [01:26:42] Speaker A: Then we fuck this in next level. Nigga, there's not. There's nothing wrong with both of you masturbating at the same time. Like, this is like, okay, again, are. [01:26:52] Speaker C: You talking about, like, foreplay and then we fuck? Sure, we'll do that. [01:26:55] Speaker B: Or that just be it. Why can't that be the fucking. Why can't that be the entree? French, I think you need to, you need to dig a little deeper. [01:27:02] Speaker A: You got, you got some, you got some, you got some. Some hang ups. [01:27:05] Speaker B: Yeah, man. Like, for real, like. [01:27:10] Speaker A: What am I listening? We both jack off and come on each other, right? [01:27:13] Speaker B: What am I, pervert? [01:27:14] Speaker C: And then we'll fuck. Oh, you, for me is always. [01:27:18] Speaker B: Why does it have to be. Why can't the entree be that appetizer? You've never done that. [01:27:22] Speaker A: You never. [01:27:23] Speaker B: Appetizer wings for your. Your meal when everybody else. [01:27:25] Speaker A: You never had fucking pancakes for breakfast for dinner, Nick. [01:27:30] Speaker B: No wonder y'all. [01:27:31] Speaker A: You never had pancakes for dinner. [01:27:32] Speaker B: No, no wonder she hasn't decided what she wants to marry yet. [01:27:35] Speaker A: So. So I was just the other day, right? And because I got stuck in fucking Florida. Sure, I was at the truck stop, had a Denny's, and I was like, no, no, Denny's got the best pancakes out there. [01:27:49] Speaker B: Fuck Denny's. [01:27:49] Speaker A: No, no, no, no, fuck Denny's. Not with the pancakes, man. [01:27:54] Speaker B: Fuck every Denny's. [01:27:55] Speaker A: Not out of fucking. The grand slam is the original fucking banger, nigga. And so I got the all american slam with some pancakes again. And I was like, 09:00 at night and I'm eating fucking cheese, eggs, pancakes, bacon, nigga, for breakfast. I mean, there's a breakfast for dinner. Like, what do you talk about? Fridge? Reggie, if you're not down with that, I don't know what you're not a. Yeah, I mean, you need to open your mind. Okay, open your mind, queen. [01:28:19] Speaker B: No, I agree. That was a long ass story to say. You need to open your mind. Quade. No further. It could be the entree. Sometimes you gotta know what that's from. [01:28:28] Speaker A: No, no, come on. Total recall. [01:28:31] Speaker B: Oh, yeah, the little. [01:28:32] Speaker A: Fucking, the fucking quato. Yeah, open your mind. Quade. [01:28:36] Speaker B: Yeah, I remember now. Good callback. No, but French, you got to switch it up. Sometimes the entree got to be just. [01:28:42] Speaker C: Just. That's it. [01:28:43] Speaker B: Yeah, just for just some head and. [01:28:46] Speaker C: Okay, I've gotten that before. [01:28:48] Speaker B: Or given or given that, right? You never get. [01:28:52] Speaker A: You just fucking. [01:28:54] Speaker C: That's the thing. [01:28:54] Speaker B: We take her, and that's the problem. You. You know what it is? [01:28:58] Speaker C: This is what she's giving me head. [01:29:00] Speaker B: No, but I understand. But this is just a callback to your taker, where you stay. Go close to a pussy, you're digging to get soft. And you, you know what I'm saying? You back up and it'll magically get hard again. This is part of that same thing. You don't know what the finish line is. You're not defining that as it could be anything, right? You're thinking, oh, it has to be a dick and a pussy. That's the only way you get over the finish line. [01:29:18] Speaker C: Well, I'm not thinking. [01:29:20] Speaker B: There are many. [01:29:21] Speaker A: It is whether you're thinking that hard or not. Your dick is. [01:29:23] Speaker B: You know how many games you guys. You know how many sexual games you guys could have played with that? My dick gets off when your pussy comes near to me. Y'all could add so much fun with that. Think about. That's edging, right? [01:29:32] Speaker C: Right? [01:29:33] Speaker B: Yo, jack off. And then I'm gonna come close to you when you're about to nut. And I want you to lose, completely lose your. [01:29:40] Speaker A: You could turn that. I mean, that's a whole thing. [01:29:41] Speaker B: Like 7 hours. Y'all can do that for 7 hours, nigga. And every time she comes closer, they get solved. [01:29:48] Speaker A: Oh, now you don't got 7 hours. You the nigga that wanna fucking. [01:29:51] Speaker B: I'm so busy. I'm so busy. [01:29:52] Speaker A: Three times in a night, nigga. What is that? How long does that take? [01:29:55] Speaker C: It don't take seven, though. [01:29:56] Speaker B: And then I finally eat the booty. [01:29:57] Speaker A: It's like, come on, you be wolfing. [01:30:01] Speaker C: I just like to fuck. [01:30:02] Speaker B: I get it. No, but you don't, though. You don't like the fuck. [01:30:04] Speaker C: Why you say that? [01:30:05] Speaker B: Because you don't do it in all of its ways. [01:30:07] Speaker D: You. [01:30:07] Speaker A: You only. [01:30:07] Speaker B: You've got one thing that you do. And, like, you're probably great at that one thing. But freestyle one time, you're fucked up. [01:30:14] Speaker A: He might use too much saliva. [01:30:15] Speaker B: I was giving him credit where it. [01:30:17] Speaker A: Might be slobbering too much. [01:30:18] Speaker C: I never said one thing. I thought it was too dry and. [01:30:21] Speaker A: No, it was too wet. [01:30:22] Speaker B: That's right. It was too wet. [01:30:24] Speaker C: It ends up. [01:30:25] Speaker A: All I'm saying is, we always said he blacked out. [01:30:27] Speaker B: What are the guys. [01:30:27] Speaker A: Nigga said he blacked out on the pussy. [01:30:29] Speaker B: And I know that's not necessarily a negative thing. All right, to wet. If it was a guy you probably. Oh, I love this dude is always wet, right? [01:30:35] Speaker A: This thing is. [01:30:36] Speaker B: You know, you got it. You got to use your strengths, bro. Instead of trying to keep chasing these women. You already got a wet mouth, nigga. [01:30:42] Speaker A: That's the problem. Keep your consciousness, nigga. Don't black out. Because obviously, when you blackout, you don't. You not doing shit right. Stay conscious, nigga. Like, don't black out. They get. Don't do that. [01:30:59] Speaker B: Look at how smoke can be on a show for ten minutes. And we're right back in 2020, 2019, calling this nigga gay and, like, trying to. Trying to build up this dude to be a gay dude. But, I mean, he does have the wettest mouth. [01:31:12] Speaker A: This nigga said he blacks out, right? All this year, right? And I'm just saying, don't do that. Like, again, that. That's a problem. Like, maybe that black cow I'm talking about. [01:31:20] Speaker C: I become a different character. [01:31:21] Speaker A: It's like, well, are you becoming broke character? [01:31:24] Speaker B: Does your girl know you're another nigga? Is the character you become male or female? [01:31:29] Speaker C: It's male. [01:31:30] Speaker B: Is he. Does he have an american accent? [01:31:31] Speaker A: Does he have a translatable account? [01:31:34] Speaker B: I just wanted to speak in an english accent without. Without the fucking Zaddy. [01:31:42] Speaker C: English. [01:31:42] Speaker B: Can be that nigga on the show. [01:31:45] Speaker C: I need the pussycat. [01:31:46] Speaker A: Blackout. Blackout. Hey, eat the pussycat of the show. And blackout, nigga. Like, let's do that. Like, nigga. Yeah, it just be that nigga. Like, me, myself, and I read that motherfucker. [01:32:00] Speaker B: I don't think we're ever going to get into anything else. I think we might just need to call this one, bro. I think. I think. I think it might be that kind of week. [01:32:06] Speaker A: It might be because we. Listen. We led with a teaser, right, of what we wanted French Reggie to try to. [01:32:13] Speaker B: It didn't work. [01:32:13] Speaker A: Well, no, it. It could work. No, it's just. French Reggie, listeners, is resistant. [01:32:19] Speaker B: Let us know if French Reggie is going to get deported by ice. [01:32:21] Speaker A: Can you say anything without an accent right now? Like, just give me the sentence. Okay. [01:32:28] Speaker C: Give me the sentence. [01:32:29] Speaker A: Okay, listen, you from. I'm from America. Like, please don't take me. [01:32:35] Speaker C: Yeah, okay. That's the. [01:32:37] Speaker A: That's it. [01:32:43] Speaker C: I'm from America. Please don't take me. [01:32:45] Speaker B: That's okay. But. But you don't. But you didn't match what the sentiment of the. You have to match the cinema. [01:32:51] Speaker C: Okay. Yeah, I'm from America. Please don't take me. [01:32:56] Speaker D: That. [01:32:56] Speaker A: America is the. It's the end of America. This is the problem. [01:33:02] Speaker C: The call wasn't. [01:33:03] Speaker B: That's what I'm saying. Put in a southern accent, bro, and just get, you know, just go ahead and do that. [01:33:07] Speaker C: The southern accents, probably from America. [01:33:09] Speaker B: Don't. Don't take me. [01:33:10] Speaker C: I'm from America. Don't tell. [01:33:15] Speaker B: Me you're going. [01:33:16] Speaker A: You can't. You can't go. Country. [01:33:17] Speaker C: America. I'm from America. Please don't take me. [01:33:21] Speaker A: Better. [01:33:21] Speaker B: Better, but still better. You look like you're focusing way too hard, right? And you're not giving eye contact. You're looking down when you say it. Like, I think the ice age is gonna want to see your eyes. [01:33:30] Speaker A: They're gonna want to look it. Because again, if you. As an American, who says it? [01:33:34] Speaker B: I'm from America, right? [01:33:35] Speaker A: As an american, it's not hard to say these things, right? And look at it like you. Like. Man, hold up, bro. I'm from America. [01:33:44] Speaker B: Y'All. Y'all. [01:33:45] Speaker C: Motherfucker. Yo, motherfucker. [01:33:47] Speaker A: Motherfucker. Don't taste me, bro. [01:33:50] Speaker C: Yo. Yo, officer, I think you got the wrong guy. I'm from America. [01:33:54] Speaker B: I'm from America. That's what I didn't say. [01:33:56] Speaker C: I'm from. Officer, I think you got the wrong guy. I'm from America. [01:34:02] Speaker A: Please know your from your front w in it. Your from Israel w. And from is to. There it is from. [01:34:12] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm from. [01:34:13] Speaker C: I'm from. [01:34:14] Speaker B: From F r u m. Say it like that. [01:34:16] Speaker C: I'm from. [01:34:16] Speaker A: There it is. There it is, my nigga. [01:34:18] Speaker B: You can be staying in there. [01:34:20] Speaker A: No, but say it one more time. But that's better than the from. [01:34:23] Speaker B: Yeah, I'm from. [01:34:25] Speaker A: Come on, my nigga. [01:34:26] Speaker B: There was an aftertaste of foi. [01:34:27] Speaker A: There we go. [01:34:28] Speaker B: It was a fo after tastes, my nigga. It didn't hit. I didn't hear it till the end, which is weird. [01:34:34] Speaker A: I'm just saying, the nigga, he could. So again, what's the homework? [01:34:38] Speaker C: Wesley Pipes. [01:34:40] Speaker A: So, again, if you could come in next week speaking with a Wesley pipes accent. [01:34:45] Speaker C: That's a tough accent. Cause that's like a southern ghetto accent. [01:34:48] Speaker A: No, it's not. [01:34:48] Speaker C: Southern California. [01:34:51] Speaker B: Oh, no, hold up, nigga. Y'all are some country ass niggas. No, some of the words you ain't. Get over here. Get over here. [01:34:57] Speaker A: No, listen, I get him getting this. [01:34:59] Speaker B: Nigga, that's country, nigga. [01:35:00] Speaker A: Lie. Nick, I used to. I used to be like, yo, I'm from the south. Like we south, right? Like we southern, right? Nigga, we la. This is south, nigga. [01:35:08] Speaker B: Cali, right? [01:35:09] Speaker A: This is southern. We talking. We say y'all and shit. Like, you know me. What? Why is that a fucking offensive? Why are y'all looking at me crazy? Yeah, I don't know. So, again, I always felt like I needed to go here to talk my native language because niggas out there be like, no. [01:35:27] Speaker B: That'S your. That's your la accent. [01:35:29] Speaker A: No, that's just how I fought them bitch ass niggas. [01:35:32] Speaker B: Was saying, when I say, you getting iced out, too. If you tell them I'm from LA. You talk like that. [01:35:37] Speaker A: When I say you, y'all get out like y'all. I'm like, yeah, nigga, y'all. Nigga. How about you? All of y'all, nigga. [01:35:43] Speaker C: They don't say that in the west coast. [01:35:44] Speaker A: They didn't. [01:35:45] Speaker B: I don't think. [01:35:46] Speaker A: I mean shit about that. [01:35:47] Speaker B: Honestly, Mac, I don't think rinse. Reggie is taking this seriously at all. [01:35:50] Speaker A: I don't. [01:35:50] Speaker B: I don't think he feels like this is. [01:35:52] Speaker A: It will at least give him enough reason to fucking watch more porn. And maybe he fucking jacks off in front of his girl is because of it. [01:36:01] Speaker B: Why would I do that? We need some pussy right there. He's right there. Yo, listeners, we appreciate you guys tuning in once again. Make sure you go to the website rare signers.com, where you can check out all the shows on the network. [01:36:16] Speaker C: My hand. Pussy. [01:36:18] Speaker B: Right? Like, who's picking that, right? [01:36:20] Speaker A: Listen, I mean, come on, man. Breakfast for dinner, my nigga. [01:36:26] Speaker C: Now, if you want me to just jack off so I can drop the. Get rid of the first load so I can go for hours and hours. [01:36:31] Speaker B: Oh, my God. I go for hours and hours. [01:36:34] Speaker C: Still young. [01:36:35] Speaker A: So again, is that the reason why you can't comprehend this is what you're saying is because you're so. You're still young. I don't get it. No, you said you're still young, so you can't comprehend the. [01:36:46] Speaker B: No, he's saying that he can fuck forever. He. He always. [01:36:49] Speaker C: I see what you're saying, but my thing is I would prefer to fuck than just jack off. I'm just saying my preference would be. I'd rather. [01:36:55] Speaker B: Is it because. Because you've been criticized about being too wet? [01:36:58] Speaker C: No, I don't care about that. [01:37:00] Speaker A: So what about. So, like, is it like a teasing thing? Right? Like, so, again, like, we can tease. [01:37:03] Speaker C: Each other, but that's thing. I know is we still gonna end up fucking. So what is that? I'll tease, but we still end up. The whole point is we tease. [01:37:10] Speaker A: Okay, tough guy. [01:37:12] Speaker C: Get out of there. We did jackhammer. [01:37:14] Speaker B: Entree only. I get it right? [01:37:17] Speaker A: This nigga only fucking orders fucking steak for dinner. Doesn't know about a breakfast steak. [01:37:22] Speaker B: Sure. [01:37:25] Speaker A: Or pancakes for dinner. [01:37:26] Speaker B: Yeah, I knew you were gonna come back. That's why I was waiting. I knew he was coming. It wasn't even awkward silence either. I think the listeners knew you were about to come back, too. Keep supporting us, keep interacting with us, and we'll keep bringing the nonsense because we realize that sometimes people just need to laugh. [01:37:46] Speaker A: Till next time, 10% less bullshit than any other podcast, guaranteed.